It’s quittin’ time here at We Hunted the Mammoth. So let’s start off the weekend with a Roosh-Free open thread. Feel free to talk about anything and everything that is not Roosh. Like, for example, that weird old ad above. No trolls, no MRAs allowed.
The goat sneezes at midnight!
Mm, donuts. Alas, I have no donuts. Though in a few minutes here I will be cooking a nice batch of chicken paprikash.
I wonder what she would do if she caught a gay man with donuts. I mean I’m gay as they come and I *love* donuts. If presented with a plate of donuts-provided they weren’t filled or had sprinkles and stuff on them-I’d be hard pressed to turn them down.
@Victorious
Oooh, that would go well with the goulash I’m cooking up.
@Dreadnought
Nothing like a little comfort food when it’s cold outside, is there?
I’ve just googled BOFA – wish I hadn’t.
Donuts !!- I’m getting weighed at Slimming World in 9 hours – you cruel cruel man David. I can taste them now. Night night.
This is hilariously typical. The old comparison between a wife and a ball-and-chain. Bizarre when you consider it’s much more often women (or young girls) that are forced into marriage.
Honestly, I’m starting to wonder if the whole cultural narrative isn’t a trap. Starting from when a girl learns to talk, teach her that getting married should be her first priority, and will be the single best day of her life. But, if she actively pursues someone she’s interested in, she’s needy or desperate.
So, girls are taught they should be passive, and open to male interest. They’re taught to be empathetic and place others’ needs ahead of their own. All of this is then called “feminine nature”. Can’t imagine a more ideal set-up for straight men to get the better end of the deal.
@Victorious
My gout says no, but my stomach says yes. Don’t forget plenty of sour cream.
@Dreadnought
Yes, plenty of sour cream.
On a non-food topic, if anyone needs to top off their faith in humanity, there are over 600 people who’ve volunteered to help clean up the damage to the Malheur Refuge.
@ Tony
Obviously, those doughnuts are a trap. You see, those doughnuts have truth serum baked into the dough. One bite, and you’ll be telling her all your Deepest, Darkest Secrets, including your bank account numbers.
Epsilon:
Lucky for me, I don’t remember my bank account numbers. But that truth serum is still worrisome. I’d hate to succumb to it and reveal the secret of how we gays cause destructive meterological phenomenon.
I don’t think I’m cooking tonight. I just had the last chicken thigh in a low-carb wrap, with baby spinach and peanut sauce. Now I’m having low-fat vanilla ice cream with strawberries. It’s a nice no-cook dinner.
@Victorious
I just hope something can be done to repair the damage done to Native American relations when the occupiers were filmed rummaging through aboriginal artefacts. Perhaps it’s time to return them?
@ Tony
But, I want to know how gays cause destructive meteorological phenomenon, too! Inquiring minds want to know!
*gives you doughnuts*
I get the doughnuts part of the ad, but… I’m not the only one really curious about the leap-year girls, am I?
@Dreadnought
I hope the Paiutes get whatever they’re asking for once the dust settles.
Now I’m never googling BOFA. I’m still traumatized from googling that weird phobia a few months ago. Shudder.
I hope this doesn’t bring things down too much, but… last Saturday my dad had to go into the hospital. What we thought had been a speech impediment due to a microstroke turned out to be a mass in his throat. The reason he was hospitalized was that it started bleeding– and given he was on blood thinners under the belief that he had had a stroke, this turned out very scary indeed. (Think that scene from Downton Abbey.)
He’s been sedated pretty much all week while they got the bleeding under control and made sure any meds like the blood thinner or anything that could cause side effects are out of his system.
Today they are starting to bring him out of it. And… it’s cancer. I am very worried for him.
Nequam, my last ex told me he has stage four lung cancer, the same thing that killed my mother. Both were hard core smokers most of their lives. I can relate.
Same as you’d do if you caught a straight man with donuts, I suppose. Unless you’re willing to pay the pet fees in your building you’re going to have to let him go back to the wild eventually. They’re so much happier when they’re free. 🙂
This was all I could think of.
Also, I have some bad news: I got a voice acting gig (For a NSFW game, but money’s money), and then I almost immediately got a sore throat.
I’ve sent the people I’m working with an email explaining the situation, and hopefully they can give me a few days to recover and not just say “Well, too bad, we need you now!”. They seemed to like my audition, so there’s that as well.
I’ll be sending good vibes you and your family’s way, Nequam.
@ Nequam
I’m so sorry to hear this. I hope your dad gets whatever treatment he needs, and has a swift and uneventful recovery.
Well whadaya know. I had no idea that doughnuts are a more effective man catchin’ tool when used on a leap year.
I would also like to know what leap years have to do with donuts.
Hhmmmmmmm………. DONUTS!!
