As every dedicated Red Piller knows, women are always taking our stuff. Our money, our children, our hobbies, our jerbs jobs, you name it. And now, according to one Red Pill Redditor, they’ve come to take our balls!
Well, the word “balls” anyway.
In a post today on the Red Pill subreddit, a fellow calling himself Rasalom72 complains that he keeps “[s]eeing the term “Ladyballs” popping up around.” Even though LADIES DON’T HAVE BALLS. (Well, if you ignore all those trans women who don’t get genital surgery, but, hey, you can’t expect Red Pillers to think much beyond their own dicks.)
Anyway. ladies are going around saying “ladyballs,” and this causes Rasalom72 to go BALListic. (Did you see what I did there?)
Let’s let Rasalom72 explain this new form of anti-male oppression:
So I keep seeing this term and every time I see it, I shake my head and think about how very much this applies to us. It’s normal for a guy to say “he’s got balls”, when he does something that is risky, or dangerous…. but women have no such expression…. so why not just do what they always do… steal one from the guys and make it work. (and it doesn’t… it always sounds fucking stupid).
Basically. having to listen to women talking about their ladyballs is like a kick in the manballs.
Lesson here: Don’t expect to have anything (even your anatomy), that women won’t try to co-op for there own ends. Women don’t have powerful gendered phrases because WOMEN ARE NOT A POWERFUL GENDER.
And nothing screams MEN ARE THE MOST POWERFUL GENDER than some dude on the internet whining about women saying “ladyballs.”
Better not tell him about “lady boners,” huh?
A quick Google suggests that most references to “ladyballs” are about ovarian cancer awareness.
I’ve never used or heard the term “lady balls”, but if it upsets Rasalom72 this much, I’d be stupid not to start saying it. (Ovaries are… kind of ball-shaped anyways.)
Personally, though, I think Betty White had a point when she said this:
http://i.imgur.com/HhPMS.jpg
You do have to admit that the Red Pillers stay focused on the really important issues.
I believe the official term for “lady boner” is “moist”. Also,”ladyballs” is stupid. Not offensive, but it cedes the “territory” to testicles, its use seems to be comedic, which is problematic, also. I’m gonna stick with “spine”
Well, I’ve balls. If you juggle as a hobby kind of unavoidable. ^^;
Somebody’s never heard of Ovaries of Steel. Which comes up a lot in my online circles.
Ninja’d regarding Betty White. Good lord these guys don’t have much going on in their lives, do they, if they get so upset over this. And they’re the ones that tell us to suck it up when it comes to harassment .
Women are not a powerful gender, he says.
Did a Red Piller just admit that the whole concept of the Red Pill is complete bullshit? That men have most of the power in the world? I wonder if he even realizes how revealing what he said is about what he actually knows to be true.
I bet he’s never called another man a “cunt” or “pussy”…
Rasalom72 leaves me ladyflaccid.
GamerGater?
Aren’t these the same people who call others “manginas”? Thereby stealing “powerful gendered phrases” from women (and some trans men)? Whatever. I should know better than to expect internal consistency from these morons.
EDIT: Mostly ninja’d by robynlicious.
This is even more of a first world problem than their usual “fat chicks oppress my boner” whining.
The wonderful quotation attributed to Betty White:
was actually said by comedian Sheng Wang.
Rasalom72 needs to put his big boy panties on and GET OVER IT. And by “it” I mean this tantrum over the usage of ‘lady balls’.
Following that he should encounter ALL the legos.
There’s also Lily Allen’s “Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits.”
(I don’t always like Allen, but damn if Hard out Here isn’t catchy as hell.)
Chaltab, I think I can answer that question for you. *clears throat, puts on Red Pillock hat* You see, women are dumb and illogical but they have teh sex, which is what all men live for. BUT wimminz are just smart enough to realise men want teh sex, so they use the promise of sex to enslave men who are not Red Pill Enlightened Dudebros (hereby known as Betas) to do their bidding for them. Even though wimminz are not powerful enough to do anything on their own, like science or hunting mammoths, they have TAKEN CONTROL of Western culture because sex! Desire! Beta orbiters! Now menz are oppressed!
How are we Red Pill Alpha Dudebros different? Well…We still want teh sex, okay? We’re menz after all, it’s NATURAL to be obsessed! But instead of seeking to do feeeeeemales’ bidding to get sex we just invent ridiculously complicated methods of control and mind games that have a
terrible failure rate and we’re angry at women for not banging us instead of being self aware for onceTERRIFIC SUCCESS RATE OF COURSE! We are free from enslavement! All it requires is several hours a day rage wanking on the sub about how we have to be decent human beings and you’re set!*takes off hat*
Now I’m off to the gym (no seriously, I actually am). DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRUH? BECAUSE I DO!
If you’ve ever wondered just what kind of person would actually buy Truck Nutz, well, there’s your answer.
It’s interesting how he is nastily accusing women of appropriating male terms for their use but he would probably scoff at anyone mentioning any other form of cultural appropriation.
I prefer “she has ovaries.”
As for powerful “genders”–I’d say the sex that has survived centuries of oppression, provides most of the world’s unpaid labor, survives physical and emotional stress and shock better, lives longer, and bears the young, is at least as powerful as the one with greater muscle mass.
Well, now the question is how can I use the word “ladyballs” in my everyday langauge to piss these jack offs more?
Fundamentally, the real dislike here for these folks is still that women are perfectly capable of doing culturally masculine things. It’s very threatening to them for reasons I still can’t understand or empathize with.
Yeah. Fellas…don’t spend paragraph after paragraph analyzing some weak meme which is destined for a short life and a swift death. Just don’t. Resist temptation with all your might; go lift or something. You’re the ones who’re always going on and on about how valuable your time is and about the heavy burden you must shoulder in learning how to dole it out like the precious resource it is, right? So, go take some of your own advice for once, especially since (for once) it isn’t bad advice. Don’t talk nonsense, particularly when it’s not even your own but other people’s nonsense. Cast a cold eye over it all, fellas, and will yourselves to move on.
(You know I only want what’s best for you. You know I wouldn’t say any of this if I didn’t care.)
“Balls” isn’t about power anyway, at least the way I’ve heard it used. It’s a stronger variation on (s)he has “guts”, meaning courage or audacity. A mouse attacking a lion would have “guts” or “balls”, not because it (obviously isn’t) powerful, but because it’s being brave to the point of ridiculousness. If women are the weaker gender physically, then it should require more “balls” for us just to go through life with that constant disadvantage.
“He’s got balls” is a stupid expression, anyway, since those are actually the most vulnerable part of the male anatomy.