Woman-hating skirt-chasers love to imagine the women who won’t sleep with them — and any other woman who offends their delicate male sensibilities — growing old alone and unloved, except by their small armies of cats.
In a recent post rehashing — and expanding on — this perennial misogynist fantasy, pickup artist and self-proclaimed lady expert Heartiste explains that “unmarried, unloved, childless, aging, bitter White spinsters” have only themselves to blame for their lonely later years, having pissed away “their prime fertility years riding the cock carousel (or riding its close cousin, the social media attention whore carousel).”
This argument, if it can be called that, may sound awfully familiar to long-time readers of this blog.
But Heartiste isn’t done yet. Instead of merely ruining their own lives, he warns, these sluts-turned-spinsters may well end up destroying Western civilization itself — or at least the white parts of it — by welcoming non-white “rapefugees” and other immigrants into their country.
Why are these white spinsters allegedly so bent on what the alt right laughably calls “white genocide?” Heartiste, himself an unmarried middle-aged man, explains that some of these sad and bitter spinsters will inevitably
react to their dispossession and displacement from the sexual market – and the maternal market – by exacting revenge on their outer world (homogeneous White Europe) with a summoning of succubi from their inner world. These … loveless rejects [are] throwing open their butthurt hearts to trashcanistan migrants, expressing through their imbecilic kumbaya chanting a dual longing for sexual and maternal satisfaction.
Did I mention that Heartiste is a white supremacist as well as a self-proclaimed connoisseur of the vagina?
Let’s continue:
[German Chancellor Angela ] Merkel falls into this category, but unfortunately her psychological spinster distress could mean the destruction of Germany.
Merkel is what one might call a rather atypical spinster, as she is in fact married. (“Spinster,” in case anyone has forgotten, means an “an unmarried woman who is past the usual age for marrying and is considered unlikely to marry.”)
But as Heartiste sees it, even though singleton status is a rather crucial component of the dictionary definition of “spinster,” women don’t literally have to be unmarried to be psychological spinsters. Marrying a
[w]eak, enfeebled, sycophantic beta male husbands can trigger this crisis of femininity just as assuredly as unmarried solitude, for the resentful wife of a pathetic beta feels as isolated as the single woman with her cats.
But presumably these spinsters still need to be old, right? I mean, that’s also pretty central to modern usage of the word?
Apparently not to Heartiste.
In a followup post later the same day, Heartiste quotes from an evo psych paper that directly contradicts his “Spinsterism Leads to the Death of the West” thesis. The paper, by the infamous eve-psycher Satoshi Kanazawa, reports that young women, not old spinsters, are the most welcoming to foreigners, turning xenophobic only in their 40s.
Instead of tossing out his old thesis, Heartiste simply uses Kanazawa’s paper as an excuse to bash younger women for their “ignorant xenophilia,” telling us that
I have heard far more support for rapefugees, and more generally for open borders, from young White women than I have from any other group of people.
Heartiste apparently forgot about this when writing his spinster post only a few hours earlier.
I hope that I’m getting a skewed impression of women’s true feelings regarding border control and White demographic displacement, because if I’m not then the fate of our White nations is sealed, barring repeal of the 19th Amendment.
So there you have it: Old, unmarried women will be the death of the West — if by “old” you mean “young” and by “unmarried” you mean “well, possibly married too.”
Heartiste has all his bases covered.
FOWL and unbecoming?
Wiedmann isn’t a chicken. He’s a huge pile of chicken guano. No wonder no woman wants what he’s trying to foist on her. Who wants to have sex with bird shit?
So that means if I’m a happy single person I never have to get married? Awesome! I can’t wait to get old and hang out with all my spinster friends while wearing fluffy onesies and languishing in our collective mountain of cats.
“Spinster”: that word does not mean what Heartiste thinks it means.
Chicken poop is useful.
Chicken poop is very useful as fertilizer, I’ve found. I have a feeling the B.S. Heartiste puts out would cause plants to wither and die.
Well, the White Nations had a good run…but the candle that burns twice as white only burns half as long. Ashes to ashes…. XD
@EJ, Alan, and Sporkey – aww, shucks, thanks!
It’s almost adorable, the way they’re trying so hard to resurrect archaic insults related to women straying off the reservation. They’re trying to turn back 21st century progress using 16th century language. Next they’ll be trying to make “wittol” a thing.
I am a literal spinster. There is a spinning wheel in my room right now. It lets me produce soft, squishy, pretty yarn whenever I want. I can then make it into pretty & warm things. Being a spinster is productive, and I am proud to be one.
I am glad to not be a producer of hot air like certain people. We have enough of a problem with climate change as it is.
@Monzach:
Peeling grapes is both hard and, as you point out, useless. Therefore, it’s a sign of decadent luxury. Wonder Woman’s proving she’s the alpha b*tch by taking bonbon eating one step further.
Somewhat OT, but has anyone in a previous thread posted about this yet? Trump retweeted an account called @whitegenocidetm. Because of course he did.
http://gawker.com/donald-trump-would-like-you-to-see-this-tweet-from-whi-1754491950
Never mind the spinsters, it’s the paper-millionaire RACISTS that are destroying the western world.
Reading some of Heartiste’s…writings…makes a good case for the potential to catch something icky via the internet. He certainly spreads his icky around amongst the manuresphere.
“It’s almost adorable, the way they’re trying so hard to resurrect archaic insults related to women straying off the reservation. They’re trying to turn back 21st century progress using 16th century language. Next they’ll be trying to make “wittol” a thing.”
How about “wench”?
I once saw a Disney Channel movie that used the word “wench” where I suppose “bitch” would have been more likely in real life. It was hilariously ineffectual.
My least favorite manospherians are, in no particular order:
-Roosh, because he’s disgusting and an openly proud rapist who actively encourages others to rape
-Andrew Colon Nolan, or whatever the hell he’s going by now, because he’s one of the most likely to start murdering women, imo.
-Vox Day, because he’s incredibly sexist and racist and the kind of “Christian” person that makes my skin crawl, and because he fucks with my favorite genres, fantasy & sci-fi, which have enough problems as it is without him shitting on top of the mess.
Good god, women, get off the Internet. You’re pissing away your prime fertility years riding the social media cock carousel! Don’t you know no man will marry a woman whose fingers have texted?
I haven’t read much of Heartiste, so I don’t know his personality well. But much of the manosphere that I have read and observed does see this compassion as an evil agenda because the attention is aimed at someone other than themselves.
That kindness women show toward refugees who must leave their home if they are to live? It should’ve gone to the manospherian.
The attention women give to their cats? Ditto.
And if women themselves are getting attention, that’s when their heads completely explode.
@Catalpa
“-Vox Day, because he’s incredibly sexist and racist and the kind of “Christian” person that makes my skin crawl”
Seconded. I just recently cottoned onto “Vox Day” being a homophone of “Vox Dei”, i.e. he’s calling himself the voice of God. Such Christian humility! Of the seven deadly sins, the “religious right” seem to enthusiastically embrace hate, greed, avarice and pride, although to be fair they do carp about other (poor) people’s perceived sloth and envy and are really, really obsessed with punishing the perceived lust of others, so maybe they think their overall score is good. Then there’s the condemnation of compassion towards the poor and dispossessed as the destruction of Christian Western society: that shows a singular lack of either faith, hope or charity. They whine about taking the Christ out of Christmas while their busy taking the Christ out of Christianity. I don’t know how these people get described as “extremely religious” or “devout” when the reverse is true. SMH /rant over
I love how when he’s proved wrong about his theory he doubles down and insists that he’s not wrong, the meanings of words are wrong.
The level of entitlement he displays is astounding. “All the women should be paying attention to me and not refugees! It’s only rape when other men do it, when I coerce women into sex it’s not rape because I’m me! Words should mean what I’ve decided they mean!”
@me
They’re / their fail. Such a rookie mistake!
Re “white genocide”
A while back I saw a comment somewhere that went something like this:
“I told my white friend I was going to a tribal meeting and she was like ‘Oh cool! Can I come?’
She was really upset when I told her ‘No, it’s only for tribe members. ‘
White people just aren’t used to the idea that they would be excluded from something.”
This is the dynamic which I think creates all these imaginary ‘me too’ “persecutions” of privileged groups like the “religious persecution” of Hobby Lobby, white genocide, misandry etc. I’ve never seen or heard the word ‘heterophobia’ but I just googled it, and sure enough, it turned up an Urban Dictionary entry and a post by Roosh. Because for every indignity visited upon the marginalised, there’s a frivolous ‘me too’ version for the privileged.
I have to say that given the history of sex scandals associated with powerful politicians, it’s a bit ridiculous to suppose that AM can’t get a bit of alpha c*ck on the side if that’s what she wants. I believe France’s president Mitterrand had a whole family on the side, if memory serves correctly.
@Monzach – grapes have been bred to have thinner skins. Old-fashioned grapes often had tough, thick skins – like muscadines, for example. Much of our fruit is very different than it used to be… sweeter, prettier, sometimes easier to eat, not always more flavourful.
Our comic book heroine’s backless dress. Her clutch purse. Her white gloves. It’s uncanny–that’s exactly what I wear to the grocery store!
@Kat – Maybe she’s going to the senior prom, and the bag of groceries is her date?
I like how she appears to be the same youthful age as the smiling blonde woman, and yet she’s consumed with bitter regret for her salad days, when she used to be attractive and date regularly. Which was last week.
@Skull I’m a married spinster – maybe I’ll get my Schacht Ladybug out this weekend and make some beautiful yarn of my own.
Could the manurosphere hurry up and build those sex robots they keep talking about? You’d think they’d want to devote all that mighty alpha brainpower and manly logic to such an important project.