Be careful out there, men! There is a terrible new danger I’ve just learned about on Twitter, a group of dastardly man-hating monsters who call themselves “feminsits.”
Apparently they are somewhat similar to those other dastardly man-hating monsters known as “feminists.”
Here’s what I have been able to figure out about them so far.
Feminsits want to make men illegal!
Feminsits are overloading Tumblr servers!
Feminsits are terrible at household chores!
Feminsits probably would not enjoy working in mines!
Tedious concern trolls have some of the same concerns about feminsits as they do about feminists!
Feminsits have a thing against windmills!
Feminsits dumb like woman!
Feminsits hate bikinis!
Feminsits are the ones responsible for rape culture!
Yeah, I think we heard this one about the light bulbs already.
Feminsits will use rape and abuse to silence you, whatever that means!
Feminsits are kind of like One Direction fans in their terribleness!
Wait but it’s not even a real word!
Feminsits think that children should be cared for!
The real goal of the feminsit movement is to walk around topless!
Feminsits have a slogan!
But shouldnt that be “FAT UGLY FEMINSITS UNTIE?”
Damn, you anti-feminsits are really worked up about this lightbulb thing, huh?
Wait, there are “femonists” out there as well?
unfollowing femonists cuz im tired of seeing all you girls try to put down every guy like we ALLL fucking the devil like nah fuck that shit
— Cannonball (@MikeyCannon1) November 12, 2015
https://twitter.com/JackShiite/status/527740790538121216
Feminism and femonists messed up the lives of millions and caused great damage for several generation as well as cultural devastation.
— Glaring Tiger (@Glaring_Tiger) November 11, 2012
Who took wiz khalifas balls with alll these femonists tweets
— MuscleMarinara (@Mikeyyygallo) January 13, 2012
Damn, these femonists sound as bad as the feminsits!
Wow femonists are the most annoying people on the planet!
— Ryan Harris (@ryanissuppafly) June 27, 2010
Correction: Even worse!
http://i.imgur.com/mbyybTC.jpg
Oh no, FeminsitVeronic! They’re onto you!
Feminsit: a feminist who sits around eating bon-bons?
Femonist: a feminist who is also a demon?
Oh man, they really are just a parody of themselves.
We just feminsit on our feminasses all day, looking for new ways to femonize teh menz. Yup.
Speaking of ass-sitting, I wonder if this guy…
http://i1.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sit18.png
…has ever done any of the things he claims women (and feminsits!) can’t do. I bet not.
I love that light-bulb joke. Feminists – sorry, feminsits – are somehow ruining the world while also not changing anything!
(Also as a queer feminist and/or feminsit, do I still have to hate attractive women in bikinis? Because that might be tricky.)
Also, that lightbulb “joke” just gets funnier and more original with every telling. >yawwwwwn<
#eachbodysready actually sounds like a perfect Hashtag for body positivity.
Awwwww. We’ll miss you, Mikey Cannon! I mean, without YOU around, who will we have to feminshit on?
Says yet another brave, BRAVE anonymous internet randomwank. Also, hello there, MRA two-dot ellipsis! How lovely to see YOU again!
CITATION NEEDED, Einstein.
Who is Wiz Khalifa, and why do you care so much about his gonads?
(I bet this guy also makes all kinds of slurry jokes about Teh Ghey.)
http://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sit7.png
One gets the feeling that this one’s been snubbed by girls who like Harry Styles. Or those who know how to spell and punctuate. Spelling and punctuation are FEMINSIM!!!
Feminsit is the new Comintern.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_International
Bina, I have done some of those things: cut trees and cleared brush; farmed; dug a lot of pits & trenches (I’m an archaeologist); built sheds, barns, etc. (I can lay brick pretty well), and I don’t recall complaining any more than the men I was working with. Obviously this guy HAS never done any of this work, or he’d know complaining is part of the fun. Generally complaining is pretty rote (unless there’s something seriously wrong on the job) and everyone does some. I’ve worked with other women on these kinds of jobs, and most of them didn’t complain more than normal either. I’ve been doing physical labor all my life when needed, with all kinds of people, and have found little difference in the level of complaints between men and women. Clearly “Frosty” has no idea what he is talking about.
I’ve noticed that some of these guys were allergic to spell check and dictionaries, but this has to be one of the funniest examples I’ve read.
“How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?”
“FEMINISTS SUCK!!!!!”
https://youtu.be/MFWrQUtx018
It like no one ever actually sat down and explained things like “jokes” and “punchlines” to them.
Men (and some women) that can’t even spell properly make jokes about “feminsits” that can’t change light bulbs?? LOL
To spell correctly should be easier but they can’t even do that right…
Oh the irony.
Will lightbulb jokes die out, I wonder? I haven’t needed to change any since switching to LED lighting. Perhaps lightbulb-changing will become as unfamiliar an activity as repairing one’s buggy whip.
Also, please stop tarnishing humanism by setting it in opposition to feminism, dudebros. It’s a perfectly fine ethical stance and doesn’t work that way.
That word needs an impromptu definition. Maybe “the act of feminists sitting.”
that shit about the “work them in mines and see how they like it” is so tedious. patriarchy is what kept women out of the mines. the belief that women are physically and mentally inferior is what keeps them from jobs like that and stuck in the home.
the stupidity of these people is grating. I wonder if it’s even possible to educate someone this cretinous.
Quick! How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb! [/MRA humor]
“Woman are stupid and so are feminsits.”
Oh, honey.
Bina,
It really does seem to be a common anti-feminist refrain that feminists are bad because men work in mines. How many of these dudes have ever worked in mining? Probably zero.
Moggie,
Anti-feminists really don’t know what the word humanist means, do they? I’m both a humanist and a feminist. Wow! I guess the word they’re searching for is egalitarian, but what would I know? I’m just a stupid feminsit!
I think the remark about ‘feminsits’ attacking windmills is a reference to Don Quixote ,the novel about a noble man who goes insane reading to many books about knights and chivalry and decides to become a knight himself. at one point in the story he hallucinates and thinks that a group of windmills are giants and attacks them.
The accusation is that ‘feminsits’ are attacking threats that aren’t real.
moggie: they’re doing the same thing with egalitarianism. irony of ironies, it’s often right-libertarians (whose ideology is diametrically opposed to egalitarianism) who claim to champion this faux-egalitarianism.
feminism IS egalitarian ffs. the right’s expropriation of our terminology is so annoying. another thing that confuses me is why they never want to admit they’re racist/misognynist/homophobic/etc. They espouse those views. They hate us. Why don’t they admit it? Why do they feel the need to look like the good guy in our eyes?
I’ll be honest, this particular post doesn’t sit right with me.
If they’re deliberately mis-spelling for one of their own bizarre reasons, fair enough.
BUT….
Making fun of people just because they might not have perfect English literacy is bad enough (you challenge the argument, not the way it’s presented) but this particularly rankles because such letter transposition is one of the symptoms of dyslexia and related conditions.
This is just the written version of mocking someone for a speech impediment.
Alan, I get the feeling most, if not all, of these people are just intellectually lazy. There’s making fun of someone for speaking ESL or having cognitive/learning issues and then there’s making fun of someone for being a moron who simply refuses to learn. We’re doing the latter.
I just have a hard time believing all of these people have legitimate learning or processing difficulties.
How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
None: They just try and make a woman do it.
I wonder how many w many of them are athiest. Or even just a little athy.
Tilting at Windmills? What what what?
The Man of Mysogyna
Hear me now
Oh thou bleak and unbearable girls,
Thou art base and debauched as can be;
And a dude with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his fedora to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote,
The Man of Mysogyna,
My testicles calls and I go,
And the whiny winds of twitter
Will carry me onward,
Oh whithersoever they blow.
Whithersoever they blow,
Onward to pester I go!
Hear me, harlots and harpies
And feminsit trash!
All your dastardly doings are past,
For a twitter campaign is now to begin
And dudebros shall triumph at last!
I am I, Don Quixote,
The Man of Mysogyna,
You harpies all screech and I go,
And the lax rules of twitter
Will carry me onward,
Oh ever so long as they blow!
Ever so long as they blow,
Onwards to harass I go!
😀