Well, ok, it’s probably not literally the worst Twitter conversation ever — you’ve seen Twitter, right? — but you have to admit it’s pretty awful all around.
In one corner, we have @apurposefulwife, “alt right” racist and defender of “Traditional Family Life and White Culture.”
In the other, manosphere clown @aaron_clarey, a dude who proudly identifies himself as an “asshole.”
Let’s get ready to rumble:
I hereby declare both combatants in this ideological battle huge losers.
The screenshot isn’t mine; I ran across it on Twitter, but unfortunately lost track of who originally posted it. Nonetheless, the tweets are real, and you can find the full discussion between @apurposefulwife and Mr. Clarey archived here.
Here are a few other recent Tweets from both of them. Such charmers!
https://twitter.com/apurposefulwife/status/688567891273199616
https://twitter.com/apurposefulwife/status/687298001920917505
https://twitter.com/apurposefulwife/status/686678320109387776
https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/684856576419627008
https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/686295836897210368
https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/672849385722478593
https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/686572810114850816
That last one is a warning to anyone tempted to buy one of his ebooks, not that anyone here will be.
I accidentally clicked that link. Ugh.
I presume this is a romantic conversation between those two? Is that how it is done in their subculture?
I know the thread just started, but I already need some brain bleach.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8601064192/h883219CB/
So it’s the worst Twitter sniping contests since Dean Esmay and Matt Forney?
Also, I wonder if Apurposefulwife knows that Muslims invented her numeral system.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/leaving.gif
These people are gross. Seriously? Obama talks like a ghetto rat? Do they even know what the fuck slang is? At all? Ever? I bet if Obama said “golly gee” and “that sure is swell” in the whitest voice ever, it would still be “ghetto” to this fucker.
Ghetto rat!?
I’m aware of the problems associated with describing a black person as ‘articulate’ but Obama has to be one of the most eloquent presidents of the 20th Century.
(Maybe ever, but we don’t have sound recordings)
Her name reminds me of flour. Not the selfrising kind.
Har. Har. Ugh.
I bet she’s a trump supporter.
Ahahahaha.
No.
Are you sure? I mean, we had FDR and Roosevelt as well. 😛
@ pandapool
Good point. I’ll pretend I recognised that in my use of “one of the” 😉
Obama is definitely not one of the most eloquent presidents of the 20th century. 21st Century sure, but it would be hard to be less eloquent then Bush
Actually, I think there’s a bigger reason why Obama isn’t the most eloquent president of the 20th century.
2008-2016.
“We need to boost economic growth by making women thinner and hotter. Men will work longer and harder”
Huh? How would that work exactly? “Sorry boss, can’t go to work today, I haven’t seen a photoshopped woman outside my house”
Also thinner doesn’t equal hotter, it seriously bugs me that people like him are ‘speaking out on my behalf’, proclaiming that copy paste barbie-dolls are the ultimate in sex appeal.
Anyway, long time lurker here, love the site! 🙂
@ Katz
Ha, would you believe that’s the second time I’ve done that today!
I think I’ll convert to Islam or something and see if I have better luck with a different calendar.
What ugly people these two both are. I’m not talking about their looks. I’m talking about what comes out of their fucked-up heads.
“Thank a white person” for what? Racism? The Holocaust? Slavery? Yeah, thanks a lot, white idiot. Wife with a Purpose? Your purpose is NOTHING. I feel sorry for your husband, he married a shit.
Also, Aaron Clarey can kiss this “worthless” English major’s ass. He’s not a real author, except maybe to his own misfortune.
(On the plus side, though, I love it when the fascists eat each other alive. Please, go right ahead and rip each other to shreds, it saves the rest of us a buttload of work!)
Mind if I do a quick survey?
On hearing the phrase “Turn of the Century” which image springs to mind?
1. Jerky black and white films of horse drawn trams.
2. News stories about the Y2K problem.
Obviously I’m going to answer the former.
Christian built America for their posterity?
I guess she doesn’t know about the Treaty of Tripoli? IIRC, it’s the very first treaty we signed.
http://avalon.law.yale.edu/18th_century/bar1796t.asp
@Alan
Ehehehe, for a second there, I thought you were being snarky back but it turns out you’re just 100 years behind everyone else. XD
Anyway, I think of option 1 TBH because “turn of the century” sounds OLD and 16 years isn’t old enough.
Me too. :3
I’m pretty much thinking continually of jerky black and white films of horse drawn trams.
so I recently gained a bit of weight and have been feeling really self conscious about it, but this dodo bird claiming that I’m abusing my boyfriend because of that is so ridiculous that it’s making me feel better, is that weird?
@Alan
Um, my survey answer is 2. Before 2003* it used to be 1, but without the jerky black and white films and WITH my imaginings of Sherlock Holmes stories and Heart of Darkness. Yes, I pretty much live inside my own head and my books, when not interacting with actual people ☺️
(*It took that long IIRC to mentally acclimate to being in a new century.)
“Real authors” often fret a great deal over grammar and punctuation. They just don’t treat Strunk & White like inviolable holy writ. But then, I guess prideful ignorance is only to be expected from the proudly ignorant, which describes both of these contemptible fools perfectly.
Since @apurposefulwife has invited us to #thankawhiteperson, I will take this opportunity to thank her for reminding me just how dull, unimaginative, cowardly, and tedious bigots always are. They are walking, talking mad-libs of hate, whose talking points always boil down to: “I hate this because I because I feel small but want to be big, so I’m attacking people less privileged than I am.” Really, if you’ve heard one, you’ve heard them all.
You’re both right to feel small. You’re wrong to think clinging to your privilege makes you look strong. You’re proud to be white? You’re proud to be a cis- man? No one is telling you to be ashamed of these things. No one is persecuting you for these things. Are you proud that you take inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide? Because that’s more of an achievement than “is white.” At least respiration is actually doing something useful. If you two want thanks, talk to a houseplant; that’s about the only thing that’s going to appreciate windbags like you.