History repeats itself. In September 1939, Hitler launched World War II by blocking Poland on Twitter. In December 1941, the United States entered into the war after Japan subtweeted the American naval base at Pearl Harbor.
This past Friday, according to Breitbart, Twitter “declar[ed] war on conservative media” by taking away the little blue checkmark that used to run next to Breitbart “journalist” Milo Yiannopoulos’ name on Twitter, verifying that he is indeed the real Milo Yiannopoulos.
No, really. Here’s the headline of the piece that ran in Breitbart’s tech section on the terrible injustice done to young Mr. Yiannopoulos, who coincidentally just happens to run Breitbart’s tech section.
Now, Milo hasn’t actually been banned from Twitter. Twitter simply informed him that “due to [his] recent violations of the Twitter Rules” — he’s a bit of a bully — they were taking away his little blue checkmark. So now he has to navigate Twitter without a little blue checkmark, like the overwhelming majority of Twitter users.
Naturally, Milo’s army of fans has responded to this terrible tragedy with wisdom and restraint.
JUST KIDDING! They’re crying bloody murder on Twitter and harassing anyone they can blame for Milo’s de-checkmarking.
Referencing a slogan formerly used to honor journalists and others literally murdered by terrorists, Milo’s Twitter fans launched the hashtag #JeSuisMilo. It was ugly
Here are some scenes from the ongoing debacle that is that hashtag.
https://twitter.com/TheAmazingPleb/status/685651751685341184
https://twitter.com/rstafford9/status/685635514481786880
https://twitter.com/AlHolmes66/status/685863515916115969
https://twitter.com/GBedecker/status/686036916744097796
#JeSuisMilo
SJWs suck TwatLord anus at Twitter.— Rapier Half-Witt (@br549q) January 9, 2016
Naturally, there were rape jokes.
#jesuismilo Haters are going to hate, Salt is going to flow, Spread your butt cheeks darling and prepare for Milo
— Tengu Manz (@Tengumanz) January 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/MikeRotondo86/status/685666046443823104
In a variation on the old “I’m Spartacus” ploy, many of Milo’s fans pretended to be him. (The real Milo posts as @Nero)
https://twitter.com/MiloYiannopoul2/status/685699475290091520
#JeSuisMilo suck it, bitches.
— Ryuuko Matoi 🇷🇺 (@dustinherrick1) January 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/Nuclearcherries/status/685698288864079873
https://twitter.com/dunnolol4/status/685735953072193536
It didn’t take long for the Milovians to find women to blame for Milo’s plight. Many — including some of the fake Milos — went after Huffington Post writer Jessie Thompson, who wrote a piece defending Twitter’s actions. Many of her, er, critics seem to be big fans of the c-word.
https://twitter.com/QuintusMetellus/status/685867151060766722
https://twitter.com/PillboxHill/status/685927247581085696
https://twitter.com/JRocca26/status/685916008561963008
https://twitter.com/Jew_Banker/status/685901724180037636
https://twitter.com/goodboygreg/status/685845870336708608
https://twitter.com/herpefeminist/status/685849987230597121
But she wasn’t the only woman to draw the fire of the Milovians. Some used the hashtag as an excuse to attack familiar #GamerGate targets.
#JeSuisMilo Randi Harper is a fat wanna be whore who can get a man. She is repulsive and ugly.
— Evandros Vanderbilt Kensington (@evandrus33) January 9, 2016
@m55244084 Whores get paid though… Zoe does it for free .. sex I mean, She plays victim for Money though #JeSuisMilo
— The King of Worms Mannimarco (@AKingOfWorms) January 9, 2016
Others — again, including some fake Milos — used the hashtag to promote their own agendas — some silly, some horrific, some a mixture of the two.
#rape #meninism #feminismiscancer #jesuismilo #financialrape #misandry pic.twitter.com/h3gKvnRTgn
— a boy has no soul (@saumyajit_) January 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/fiendeJ/status/685643144076083201
https://twitter.com/Qildaen/status/685938406929481728
https://twitter.com/gazetchic/status/686237395893776386
#JeSuisMilo Asia for the Asians, Africa for the Africans, White nations for EVERYONE! It's #WhiteGenocide.
— ProWhitesUnite (@prowhitesunite) January 9, 2016
#MisceGenocide is genocidal, so promoting it is racist & offensive. #WhiteGenocide #Trump2016 #JeSuisMilo #tcot https://t.co/Ct2vusC8oK
— Ben L. ن⚡️🐸👌🏻 🙏🏻 RIP Ashli Babbitt 🙏🏻 (@BNLieb) January 9, 2016
@AntiMarxistMilo #JeSuisMilo #CulturalMarxism pic.twitter.com/A8l8Iisyv8
— Milo Yiannopoulos (@AntiMarxistMilo) January 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/_simpa_/status/685993767007088640
One fellow thought he knew the real reason feminists hate Milo.
#JeSuisMilo @Nero You know what? Every feminist should admit one thing: They are crazy about you. And you are unattainable. That hurts them.
— Jeff Goldblum FAN (@Super_Slav_KEK) January 9, 2016
A few even managed to work their “cuck” obsession into their Tweets.
First the Gamers rose up with #Gamergate
Now everyone that isn't an Beta cuck or Brainwashed Feminist is rising up with #JeSuisMilo— EVEILCHARM (@EveilCharm) January 9, 2016
In the news: Twitter went full cuck, Adolf Merkel gets more laws for something her immigrants did, and Milo reings supreme. #JeSuisMilo
— Jeff Goldblum FAN (@Super_Slav_KEK) January 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/Ideo_Vames/status/685659660104368129
You can tell something about writers by the fans they attract. Milo’ fans prove with every terrible tweet of their what a wretched bunch of bullies and bigots they are — and why Twitter needs to do more to crack down on the abuse that its platform enables.
Congratulations, Milo defenders, for own-goaling yourself so magnificently.
The blue check mark isn’t there to protect the identities of notable people. The blue check mark is there to protect brands, or more accurately to protect Twitter from being sued by the owners of those brands when people mischeviously impersonate them.
It also gets applied to humans, but if you look at Twitter’s FAQ on the subject it makes it plain that it’s there to protect “highly sought users in music, acting, fashion, government, politics, religion, journalism, media, sports, business and other key interest areas.” People with the money and the motivation to use lawyers in order to protect their brands, in other words.
They extended it to Yiannopoulos as a courtesy, and it got taken away again because he acted with discourtesy.
Now let’s discuss something more interesting: What are your motives for coming here and discussing this with us? You evidently feel extremely strongly about this topic, strongly enough to join a website you’ve never commented on before and will probably not remain on afterwards. This isn’t just a case of “someone is wrong on the internet”; this is the behaviour of someone who takes this personally.
Tell me about that, because that human factor is vastly more interesting than anything else you’ve said. Why do you take it personally? And why do you come here to discuss it, rather than (say) Breitbart, where Yiannopoulos’s fans can be found in greater number?
Because nothing says “I really care about this conversation” like Bowie gifs.
http://i.imgur.com/ZcEhEti.gif
Annoyed Bowie does not approve of the sealion.
Ben Cohen must sleep, perchance to dream of a cogent response — or a stinging retort — to the question
@ Ben
To continue the pub landlord analogy.
Let’s say I misbehave in the pub. As a result the landlord says I’m no longer allowed to take part in lock ins (a privilege extended to a select few drinkers).
I’m outraged and think it would have been better to bar me. Well, the landlord will no doubt point out no one is forcing me to drink there.
So, if Milo believes losing his tick is too harsh and suspension would be more appropriate, he’s free to stop using Twitter.
@Alan Robertshaw
Analogies are misandry.
I kinda wonder if “Why did Twitter unverify Milo when he broke more than enough rules to be permabanned?!” is really the smartest party line for Ben and his #Gater bros to push here…
I mean, sure, it does make Twitter look bad, but in the polar opposite direction to the way they want.
I see during my brief time asleep that Ben did not learn that we were not the ones who took Milo’s checkmark away.
Ben Cohen:
No, you are wrong. They didn’t institute the blue tick to protect the identity of notable people. From Twitter:
It’s a convenience to make it easier. EEEEEAAAASSSSIIIIEEEERRRRRR! It’s not protection. So comparing it to the secret service is ridiculously stupid. It’s a convenience, and a privilege.
As I said earlier, you are applying your own wishes to the blue check mark.
Correct! Nobody needs a blue tick! It’s a convenience. And twitter even offers alternatives methods to make it easier for people to confirm the authenticity of their twitter account:
So see? Milo can do that and people will know his account is the real Milo.
Ben Cohen (again):
Nope, again, you are applying your own desires to twitter.
I did a search for Milo Yiannopoulos from the Twitter app and @Nero was the first hit *and* it was bolder in the search auto-fill suggestions, so Ben’s sole point is moot. Also, the second hit was @voxday so if Milo takes issue with being impersonated I’m sure he’ll report that account to Twitter and write an article denouncing that Twitter handle, right?
Well, Ben WAS concerned that Neo-Nazis would make Milo look bad…though somehow just associating with them isn’t enough to tarnish a reputation.
Holy shit, you actually do get it.
All I need to do is Google “[Celebrity’s Name] Twitter”, and their account will more than likely be the first one to pop up. Boom. Ignorance solved.
On top of that, more than one person has pointed out (myself included) that 98% of people on Twitter (myself included) manage to identify ourselves just fine without a blue check, and we pointed out ways that you can spot fake Twitter accounts as well.
You can lead a Ben to water, but you can’t make him shut up about how he’s supposed to drink it.
For all that talk I just did about Google, I’d think you’d learn to use it.
http://i.imgur.com/ZaTjc.gif
What “protections” do you think the blue check mark offers to people, Ben? Because we’ve all pointed out why those “protections” are pretty much useless to anyone with any lick of social media savvy.
And if you can identify those “protections”, why do you think that Milo should have them or that taking them away is somehow a moral controversy?
Also, being “verified” on Twitter doesn’t mean you’re “notable” or “famous”, just that you have enough people to vouch for you to make Twitter go “Okay, your profile gets a special picture on it”.
I think we actually succeeded in driving him off. Good job, team.
Ben is basically like the little kid who, when his parents tell him, no, we don’t agree that you need sweets, will sit in the middle of the aisle constantly screaming ‘I want sweets! I need sweets!’ hoping that eventually, the parent will give in and agree.
Basically, he just repeats the same things over and over, sure that at some point everyone will just agree.
Ben, this doesn’t work.
NOBODY needs a blue check. No one at all. You do know people can get imposter accounts taken down, right? Except it likely doesn’t happen often, because- blue ticks are next to worthless.
Oh, Ben, strawman, really? Says the guy defending a manurespherian type.
(Off topic, but currently listening to Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey. Love it! Just so hypnotic, all of her songs really. Just ignore the not hostile, but rather odd opinions on feminism Lana Del Rey has come out with. Aaand now Gods and Monsters has come on. Cool!)
EJ,
What you more or less admit is that I am correct the main purpose for verification. It is to verify that a notable person, institution, or company is who they say they are. The argument is repetitive because people refuse to accept what is staring them directly in the face, you even admit it.
This is precisely what I have been saying. Twitter didn’t put it in place simply because the twitter CEO is a really, nice, helpful guy or gal, twitter is responsible for the content that they host. When people are spoofing celebrities and corporations, they could potentially be sued.
I also think twitter has a responsibility to protect the identities of famous people, (yes they have a responsibility to protect everyone’s identity but average people are not subject to the same level of threat).
To a large extent, we are our reputations, and when we are dead that is all that will be left. In this particular case Milo is encouraging his supporters to spoof him, but that doesn’t change how I feel about twitter’s decision.
What happened to Ben Garrison bothered me on a visceral level. Imagine if the Westboro Baptist Church created a fake twitter account with your name, and started posting homophobic screeds for lulz.
Twitter shouldn’t be treating identity protection as a privilege to be taken away for vague “terms of service” violations. Twitter never revealed what Milo did, specifically, to lose his verification.
One more thing that I find viscerally disturbing: People who treat any form of disagreement as trolling. My initial post was completely polite and civil, and for it I got called a troll. People who respond to disagreement that way are close-minded, stupid, and bigoted, and they piss me off. Do you like bigots? Because I don’t.
Alan Robertshaw,
A lockin is something the pub owner put in place for “preferred customers,” i.e. well-behaved regulars. Verification was put in place, as EJ pointed out, to protect the identity of corporations and famous people. So it isn’t simply a privilege, an endorsement, or an honorific.
“Twitter’s Faq: Why does Twitter verify accounts?
Verification is currently used to establish authenticity of identities of key individuals and brands on Twitter.”
As other’s have pointed out, verification is not an endorsement of content, as all sorts of grossly offensive material is “verified.” Twitter verifies celebrities to confirm their identities, which to some extent is the fulfillment of their legal responsibility.
-Ben
Hear that, EJ? Your name is so unique that it could ruin your reputation if the Westboro Baptist Church made a fake Twitter account in your name.
Man, imagine how John, Tim and Harry must feel about this.
Ben Cohen:
No no no, now you’re twisting things. Nowhere does it say it’s about legal responsibility or even to “confirm their identities” as a form of protection. You are hitting the realm of dishonesty here. They give the purpose right there in the FAQ as I posted earlier (and the answer to the very question after the one you quoted… How is that for being disingenuous?):
Hmmm
What was that?
Not as legal responsibility. If it was legal responsibility, they wouldn’t tell people not verified:
See, it’s all for the benefit the users looking for person’s or brand’s account.
Be honest or go home.
I have been scrolling past Ben’s posts since yesterday, his magnificent herd of teal deer, impressive ability to sealion, and miss the point notwithstanding.
So now, I hereby proclaim that the best Bowie gif is the one with the kitten on his head!
David Bowie and kitten FTW!!
Also, nth-ing all the things people here have said to Ben, especially the suggestions that he go and complain at twitter instead of us.
It seems Bowie isn’t sufficient sealion repellent. Maybe drag queens would work better?
http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/2015/02/20/16a4bb11-21ce-4bf0-9413-9148818c9e86/drag-race-03-latrice-royale-like-that.gif
Damn it, I spoke too soon. For Hambeast, here are some more Bowie kitten pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/w9j5mhMl.jpg
I’m trying to post the picture used on “The Man Who Sold The World”. Obviously as a man I’m inherently brilliant at tech stuff and I’m certainly not struggling to do so because I’m incompetent, but I just thought I’d give one of the women a chance.
Any takers?
@-Ben
I’ll reiterate one part of EJ’s message that you didn’t respond to.
If you have an issue with Twitter’s policies, this website isn’t the right place to discuss the subject. If you complaints originate from an honest positions rather than support for Milo, you should be aware that coming here will do you no favors.
(And that’s why you are a troll 🙂 )
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy190/MetalAmaya_photo/giphy.gif
@Alan
Right click the image and click “Open Imagine in a New Window” – if you’re using Chrome. Just make sure what you’re posting ends with a .jpg, .gif, whatever and just copy and paste the URL.
EDIT: Let me post this thing I made awhile back.
http://i.imgur.com/gQLvmil.jpg
That should be better.
Hi Pandapool
Cheers for that but I’m currently using an iPad (client got me it so I couldn’t have any more excuses for not responding to emails when I’m out and about) and it might as well work by spell casting.
Actually, if it was magic I might stand a chance. How can these things be so popular!
It is a great pic though if anyone can post it.
@Alan
Do you mean this image?
http://www.rhino.com/sites/default/files/bowie.jpg