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Racist pickup artist asks: Are Muslim “invaders” too sexy for Western Civilization?

Detail from meme posted on Chateau Heartiste
Detail from meme posted on Chateau Heartiste

The Trump-loving, “cuck”-obsessed, alt-right racist wing of the manosphere hates immigrants and loves blaming things on women. So it’s not really a surprise that they’ve found a way to combine these two hobbies of theirs, blaming the Muslim “invasion” of Europe on evil slut women.

But I have to give them credit for how deftly they’ve managed to combine their bigotries into one big bigotry.

In a blog post yesterday, the semi-Nazi “pickup” guru who goes by the name of Heartiste blamed Europe’s alleged surrender to the Muslim “invaders” on “women’s redirected desire.”

That’s the nice way of putting it. Elsewhere in the post he described this theory as the “’White women desire swarthy refugee cock’ hypothesis.”

Heartiste starts off his post with an extended quote from a commenter on another alt-right blog, reflecting on the “sexual appeal of strutting military age young men” to (straight) women. The commenter, who goes by the name “Werner,” seems to think that all of the Muslims entering Europe are part of this “sexy” demographic, and thus wildly appealing to European women.

Watch with amazement how Werner pulls the, er, proof for this theory out of his ass. Is the “invasion of these Muslims … appealing to women?” he asks.

The smart answer seems to be No. But if the sexual appeal is not to women, then there is no sexual appeal, but we know and we feel there is a sexual appeal. Therefore the correct answer has to be YES. And the smart answer has to be wrong.

The sexy men are invading because the women want it.

European women don’t necessarily know, or won’t admit, that this is why they really support immigration, but luckily Werner is here to mansplain it to them.

[W]omen do not understand their own desires, so they would be less able to articulate this than I am. What woman would say, “I know it is stupid, but I need to see if these sexy, strong foreigners might make better lovers and rulers.”

But that’s the answer.

Heartiste, himself a regular mansplainer of female desire, is as taken with this hypothesis as Werner is. According to Heartiste, white women’s alleged secret lust for sexy Muslim men is simply another example of an eternal truth: “Men invade, women invite.” Thesaurus in hand, Heartiste explains that

there is something real and profound to the general observation that invasion – the storming of beaches, the colonizing of foreign lands – is a male thing, and invitation – the throwing open of borders and homes to alien peoples, the coddling and sanctification of wretched refuse – is a female thing. And just as it is with intimate consummation, so to does Woman find her purpose opening her nation’s thighs (and sometimes her own thighs) to receive the impudent cock of a dusky totem.

Emphasis mine.

As Heartiste sees it, White women are essentially cuckolding Western Civilization itself, and need to close their legs, literally and figuratively, before it’s too late!

Whatever the psychological motivation of refugee-loving White European women, it has to stop, or be stopped, soon. The survival of Western civilization is at stake.

You know how this goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfVcvyxLj-s

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Hippodameia
Hippodameia
8 years ago

Goddess almighty.

The stupid . . .

katz
8 years ago

I’m too sexy for western civilization, too sexy for western civilization…

Carayak
Carayak
8 years ago

“But if the sexual appeal is not to women, then there is no sexual appeal, but we know and we feel there is a sexual appeal. Therefore the correct answer has to be YES. And the smart answer has to be wrong.”

Because we FEEL a thing to be true, despite any evidence to the contrary, it logically follows that women all just really want to bang immigrants.

Argumentum ad truthiness.

All those non-immigrants allegedly angry about being unable to sleep with white women are forgotten for now. They’ll come back some other argument.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
8 years ago

One reason Muslims are more attractive than European PUAs: I’m pretty sure Muslim men bathe and groom.

Noseflower
Noseflower
8 years ago

I … what????

David, I don’t know how you do this day in and day out. I worry a bit about the damage this could do to your psyche. Christ, just reading your blog (I came for the mocking, I stayed for the cats) sometimes wigs me out.

Today, for example. Too much facepalm.

magnesium
magnesium
8 years ago

What I gathered from this is that this Werner fellow really really thinks middle eastern men are sexy.

Paradoxical Intention
8 years ago

[W]omen do not understand their own desires, so they would be less able to articulate this than I am.

I just had to quote this for posterity.

He literally says “women don’t know what they want, but I know, so I can tell them what they want”.

I can’t even. I have lost all ability to even.

http://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/im/BlogRoundup/classic_facepalm_statue.jpg

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
8 years ago

What I gathered from this is that this Werner fellow really really thinks middle eastern men are sexy.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/8KHwwZZ.gif

Can’t say he’s wrong.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
8 years ago

He literally says “women don’t know what they want, but I know, so I can tell them what they want”.

I can’t even. I have lost all ability to even.

I think that translate to: “Women don’t desire what I think they desire, so instead of admitting that I’m wrong and treat women as humans with their own free-will, I will insist that women don’t know what they want and impose what i think they want upon them.”

Ellesar
Ellesar
8 years ago

Hey, I’m a lesbian, does that mean that my compassion for refugees is because I want to lift the veil?

I don’t want to evoke Godwin’s, but upon reading that drivel I kept thinking that I bet the Nazi’s said this about Jewish men in some form or other.

User name subject to change
User name subject to change
8 years ago

Filthy Trump-Lovers

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
8 years ago

“Men invade, women invite”? This sounds like a geopolitical version of “She was asking for it.”

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I thought women were evil and shallow for not being interested in poor men with low social status. Like, for example, immigrants?

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
8 years ago

Oh myyyy.
I’ve been octo-facepalming to this for years in Finland. With comments like “Why do feminisumists want refugisumist cocks here if they’re soooo against rapisumism? They luuurve refugism cock.” (to be read in a helium voice)

Here’s an animal playing with things, because I just… cannot with this.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/got-my-tube-polar-bear.jpg

anon
anon
8 years ago

I’m anons neighbor.

I hold you responsible for making him facepalm so hard that he caved his own skull in.

“impudent cock of a dusky totem.”
Oh god, oh god, my hand, it’s getting ready t—

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
8 years ago

@anon(s neighbour)

Call help if needed. Over here the medical staff was very good with through-skull palm. They were apparently known to this phenomenon.

Shaenon
8 years ago

“impudent cock of a dusky totem.”
Oh god, oh god, my hand, it’s getting ready t—

Funny, that’s exactly what Heartiste said as he was typing that. With his other hand.

katz
8 years ago

That polar bear is Maru’s spiritual successor.

Shaenon
8 years ago

The sexy men are invading because the women want it.

This needs to be a Kate Beaton cartoon.

Dr Hoveiny
Dr Hoveiny
8 years ago

I know this sounds absurd, but, I have a (feminist, politically active) friend who has said that Chateau Heartiste is a collective who are all writing satire, and she has met these people. Obviously, looking at something like this, I don’t buy it, because that would require it actually being funny…but I was pretty troubled that she didn’t know how awful the CH content could be and tried to point her to this blog.

Eitan
Eitan
8 years ago

Last time I checked xenophobia is expressed by some women too. man his world seems crazier than the one we are on. Apparently Muslims never age in his mind.

LindsayIrene
8 years ago

Heartiste is actually mansplaining to us what happens in our very own crotchal regions?
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Anisky
Anisky
8 years ago

Apparently Muslims never age in his mind.

Oh wow! I never thought I’d believe in a god, but if Muslims really never age, that seems like pretty strong proof that their religion is significantly more correct than all the other belief systems where the adherents age, don’t you think?? If Muslims didn’t age I would *so* convert.

Heartiste is actually mansplaining to us what happens in our very own crotchal regions?

What manospherian *hasn’t* done this?

Bina
8 years ago

Little do they realize that most of these military-age studmuffins they’re talking about…are actually skinny, scared boys in their early teens, if not younger. Some of whom have had to make it to Europe alone because they were the only person their families could afford to send, and it was that or be drafted by Daesh.

Are they accusing European women of pederasty? Because they sure sound that way.

I’m not surprised they would do that, though; I mean, isn’t that how they themselves think of under-age girls? Because we already know that these guys are too fucking stupid and immature to get it up for a grown woman…

throwaway
throwaway
8 years ago

From the OP:

Whatever the psychological motivation of refugee-loving White European women, it has to stop, or be stopped,soon…

Stochastic terrorism in these very words. Note the ultimatum and the subtle call to action if the ultimatum isn’t met.

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