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Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Return of Kings With A More Manly Version of The Force Awakens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4hMq6rFpk0&feature=youtu.be

A big congratulations is in order for odious Red Pill dirtbag Roosh Valizadeh and all his equally odious followers: Return of Kings is now not only the laughingstock of the internet but of television as well!

(And, yes, Return of Kings isn’t a Men’s Rights site per se, bla bla bla; they just agree with MRAs on about 90 percent of everything.)

Naturally, Roosh’s fanboys are crying “cuck!” And making even bigger idiots of themselves by trying and failing to get a #CuckKimmel hashtag trending on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/QuintusCurtius/status/684811701661773824

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/684819057955205120

https://twitter.com/QuintusCurtius/status/684812454216380416

https://twitter.com/QuintusCurtius/status/684812627726307328

https://twitter.com/Duke_Libertas/status/684827426661216261

https://twitter.com/GmacGame/status/684837305417351168

Great work, fellas! I’m sure these HILARIOUS and not at all incomprehensible tweets will win the masses over to your side.

H/T — Several people tipped me off to this one; thanks especially to ND Hall, who pointed me to the Roosh fanboy tweets as well.

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nparker
nparker
8 years ago

Goodness, I don’t like the way the talk page is set out. My brain can’t work out who’s who and who’s saying what and who is the MGTOW guy. I don’t understand the users’ discussion of the article. Could anyone help?

I think Wikipedia should have a set layout for these talk pages, imho. Or maybe I’m just being thick (I am very tired)

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
8 years ago

@History Nerd:

“It’s easy to mock Manosphereans for their ridiculous views, but their views are internally consistent and appeal to a lot of people. RoK and Aurini actually believe this stuff.”

This is why I think it’s important to discuss them in the light of day. Not because Aurini or people at RoK are buying this stuff, they are the voicetrous oddballs. But because regular guys (and sometimes women) who grew up with sexist beliefs (on both men and women) with frustrations of their own might resonate with this awfulness. I personally am friends with male feminists who share me their stories about how they very nearly almost became MRAs because they read this shit and went like ‘Hell yeah!’. These men luckily are also not your Aurinis so they had alarms going at some point.

They DO appeal to your regular folk because sexism (again, on any gender) is rampant and many people need a place to put their anger and frustration in. I wouldn’t belittle the trap these groups are for impressionable, insecure people.

dlouwe
dlouwe
8 years ago

@nparker

Yeah, since they are basically just another wiki-style page, the way that things are presented on a talk page isn’t always super clear; it’s kind of a mix of notes for editing the page, and more specific discussions chains.

The most consistent things that you can *mostly* rely on are that direct replies are indented under what they’re replying to, and users will have their username and a timestamp after each comment.

For example under “How to improve this article”, the first line is a comment by the user “Chrisrus”, followed by an indented block that starts the meltdown of the user ShadowKoment. This is probably the most entertaining section, and is fairly straight-forward to follow.

kale
kale
8 years ago

I call my friends who are sex workers that because they asked me to, as do lots of writers, podcasters, and activists whose work I follow. I advocate for ther profession to be legalized because that is what they want.
Most garment workers are slaves, that doesnt make garmen working inherently slavery. Same with farming, countless other examples.
Its about allowing adults choices and control, whch is proven to work better than demonizing & banning their work.

nparker
nparker
8 years ago

@ kale

I think you just summed up very much how I feel. Couldn’t really say anything is different.

@ dlouwe

Ah, I see.
How, mind you, did the discussion go though? I can’t quite see the trail of opinions, and who the MGTOW is.

Also, has anyone seen the sockpuppet investigation page for the World Champion Editor guy? He made a rant that went on for literally ages. It was the most wall o’ textiest or wall o’ texts ever.

nparker
nparker
8 years ago

I hate Wikipedia with a burning passion, but there are some people- the sockpuppet investigators- who just blow my mind with how in depth their investigations are. (Kind of like David investigating the manosphere.)

kale
kale
8 years ago

*virtual slaves not literally distinctio matters sorry

dlouwe
dlouwe
8 years ago

@nparker

The gist of it is the one guy takes issue with the fact that the editors keep rejecting the sources used to create the original (hilariously pro-MTGOW) draft of the page, then when it’s pointed out that this has been done in line with WP standards for reliable sources he takes issue with the standards themselves and asserts that the feminism page also violates those standards, then when it’s pointed out that it in fact does not violate those standards and also this is the wrong place to bring up disagreements over standards, he starts feigning confusion over some grammatical nitpick, insulting the editors, and generally refusing to acknowledge anyone’s points.

So, I guess pretty par for the course as far as discussion-stifling bad-faith manosphere asshats go.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I just read the page and it was pretty hilarious. Shadowkomet sounds like a child angry because he thinks his sister got a bigger slice of cake.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

The gist of it is the one guy takes issue with the fact that the editors keep rejecting the sources used to create the original (hilariously pro-MTGOW) draft of the page …

Bonus: Including one of Milo Yiannopoulos’ Breitbart farticles.

dlouwe
dlouwe
8 years ago

I just find it super satisfying to watch the asshats flail against the processes set up by WP to prevent people from doing exactly what they’re trying to do. Since a neutral view of an opposing ideology (e.g. Feminism) puts it in a generally positive light, they can’t come to terms with the fact that a neutral view of their own movement makes them generally look like shitheads. The WP editors don’t give a crap about the politics, and that puts an uncomfortable mirror up to all the MGTOW trying to push their agenda.

mildlymagnificent
mildlymagnificent
8 years ago

luzbelitx

when I put it in context, they don’t seem to be bothered by sex trafficking at all. In fact, they insist in every space they speak, that human trafficking has “NOTHING” to do with sex work, which is a big fallacy at the very least.

Oh dear.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

nparker
nparker
8 years ago

@ dlouwe

I just find it super satisfying to watch the asshats flail against the processes set up by WP to prevent people from doing exactly what they’re trying to do.

It warms my heart no end. It really does.

> sheds tear <

Its just so hard not to laugh! (so I don't attempt to stifle it!)

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

I advocate for ther profession to be legalized because that is what they want.

I can understand that.

I advocate for banning consumption and empowering women in prostitution, and most important dismantling the trafficking networks which often include politicians, police officers and chiefs, powerful business men, etc. because that is what the victims and I want.

Most garment workers are slaves, that doesnt make garmen working inherently slavery. Same with farming, countless other examples.

This is a common argument, so let me tell you where I’m coming from.

I live in a country in which garments and farming by literal slave labor are both produced and consumed. Latin America also provides about a third of the trafficked women and girls for prostitution consumed in Europe.

The thing is, today the biggest industry which uses slave labor, is human trafficking of women and girls for prostitution. By a long, long distance.

It’s one of the largest and fastest growing illegal/semi-legal industries, along with “cool kids” like drug traffic and gun traffic.

Sweatshops and farming? Also horribly and inexcusably affected by slavery, but in a global scale they are near to insignificant by comparison. And usually they don’t include the gendered sexual violence to the degree that is seen in sex slavery.

So no, farming and clothes-making are not inherently slavery, and maybe neither would be prostitution in a world in which women are not subject to sexual violence all the damn time. But that’s not the world we live in.

It may not be inherently slavery but it is inherently harmful to prostitutes, women and society at large.

is proven to work better than demonizing & banning their work.

No one here that I know of has suggested demonizing nor punishing prostitutes.

It’s not their work we intend to ban, it’s the consumers behavior that is unacceptable given the global situation of both women and sex workers.

kale
kale
8 years ago

well I dont wanna get into a drawn out argument. I dont really like those. so Im not gonna argue the point, anyone who is interested in hearing the voices of sex workers who favor legalization can seek that out, & hopefully anyone considering this issue will do so. Far more eloquent & sourced than something I could type up here anyway. If anyone needs some links Ill provide. but thats prob not necessary.

Dalillama
8 years ago

Luzbelitx

The thing is, today the biggest industry which uses slave labor, is human trafficking of women and girls for prostitution. By a long, long distance.

This appears to not be the case according to the best figuresI can find. ~ 22% of human trafficking is for purposes of sexual exploitation, while ~25% of victims are made to work in agriculture, ~24% in domestic servitude, & the rest in mining, manufactering, &construction principally.

In no case are trafficking victims helped by laws which make them liable to prosecution if they approach the authorities for aid, and while prostitution laws are a major factor, immigration laws are a bigger one.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

Some of those MGTOWs are way too worried about the chance they might be falsely accused of rape merely by spending time in the same general location as women happen to be in. Maybe their “Elder MGTOWs” have hammered on and on about their own fears and issues till the younger MGTOWs were equally as fearful without any solid evidence that there’s one iota of real need to worry about being falsely accused of rape. Now, whether there’s behavior going on that the elders simply cannot face – namely that they have raped a woman (or women) but because they didn’t jump out at the bushes and drag her off to sexually assault her, they “couldn’t have really committed rape”…an issue which most certainly needs unpacking with the assistance of a mental health professional/counselor rather than just wandering off to congregate with ‘like-minded men’ to share the bitterness and spread it to the younger generation of men as well…seems likely but needs significant investigation to get the whole truth.

And they do know that there are already people living in Puerto Rico, including women, who may not feel like giving the entire island over to the MGTOW (who strangely feel they should form their own state rather than learn to adapt – but women and minorities are expected to? sorry they feel like CENTURIES wasn’t enough, now that the shoe is on the other foot it’s whine whine whine whine whine…would be better if it were wine.) …?

Mortarius
Mortarius
8 years ago

Probably not going to be back on this thread to check replies later but I’d like to offer my perspective on the sex work issue.

Here in NSW prostitution is legal so long as it takes place in a licensed brothel. Strict controls on licensing affect where and how many brothels can be.

There have been some unambiguous benefits to this legal framework: street solicitation has been more or less eradicated, legitimate brothels are subject to health, safety and workplace standards, there have been cases where women have been able to report failings in standards and police work is more focused on trafficking than chasing johns.

Any other benefit claimed is sketchy at best, statistical collection in this area will always be poor.

The main flaws as it stands:
– enforcement falls to police, there is no dedicated regulatory agency that would be more well resourced, specialised and able to make reform recommendations. Police tend to rotely enforce the laws as they are and lack any sensitivity to the issues.
– enforcement of license conditions and getting courts to shut down illegal brothels (“massage parlours”) falls to local councils who usually have to hire private investigators for this.
– the migration status of women is the primary means of enslaving women and keeping them from authorities with deportation threats. Immigration officials have proven shockingly callous on this front. Reforms allowing women in such situations to approach authorities and make a refugee claim would help this, but Aus is one of the worst places on refugee rights in the developed world.
– forced drug addictions are used to enslave women to sex work and prevent them from approaching the authorities or escaping. While it is not illegal to take drugs (intoxication is not allowed as evidence of prior possession so that people can go to hospital without being arrested), health services for the addicted are woefully inadequate and police can be highly insensitive and unhelpful to addicts. Treating drugs as a health issue would do a lot on this front.
– there is no “internal affairs” type agency independent from police to prevent corruption of councils/cops/immigration by sex traffickers, we rely purely on police to investigate themselves and others.
– Workplace conditions are often below legally required standards (true of most mid to low paid service industries unfortunately) because of inadequate resourcing of avenues for complaint. Unlike other industries however the media is not an available saving grace.

In the end I’m not sure what system I could realistically advocate for, there’s a complex intersection of immigration, drug, health, workplace conditions, corruption, sex, gender and enforcement issues. I only know how to advocate for an improvement over how things are.

To that end I would say don’t oppose regulation policies because you want elimination policies, accept any improvement that can be made without abandoning your ultimate goal.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@History Nerd

It’s easy to mock Manosphereans for their ridiculous views, but their views are internally consistent and appeal to a lot of people. RoK and Aurini actually believe this stuff.

Their views are both ridiculous and internally inconsistent. Roosh, for example, veers between teaching us how to be “Muslims lite” and telling us how he hates Muslims and telling his paying audience (on the BBC special) to pay no attention to morality when dealing with women. If religion is about anything, it’s about morality.

So what if the manosphere appeals to a lot of people?

Also, what number is a “lot of people”?

Finally, how do you know that Roosh and Aurini “actually believe this stuff”? And if they do believe it, why? After all, “this stuff” doesn’t make any sense. (See above re extreme inconsistency.)

Orion
Orion
8 years ago

I couldn’t help but notice that the sex-workers would never, ever -like EVER- join sides with people who were trying to rescue women kidnapped for trafficking and bring down pimps and brothels (most of these people are friends and families of victims, who had to do the work themselves while the State looked away or was an accomplice).

In fact, the discourse from sex workers in Argentina is way more anti-abolitionist than it is anti-exploitation They made anti-sexual exploitation feminists their chosen enemy, instead of the mafias behind sex trafficking networks.

AMMAR (which I believe to the sex workers group from Argentina you have mentioned) is a member of the Latin American sex worker’s group RedTraSex. RedtraSex publishes a pamphlet about this issue*.

They argue that anti-trafficking laws in Latin America are often used to harass sex workers and even to de facto criminalize them. They say that women who have banded together by choice have been charged with trafficking one another; that the search for trafficked women gives police a pretext to raid the places where sex workers do business and even to forcibly remove women in the name of “rescue;” and that police officers routinely steal money and papers from sex workers in the guise of “evidence.”

They also argue that most proposed anti-trafficking measures do little to help the women who are actually being trafficked. Women rescued from international trafficking are being deported to the places they were trafficked from in the first place. Those who aren’t deported are seeing anti-trafficking money go to police forces but not to social workers or health services.

http://www.redtrasex.org/publicaciones/8-reazons/index.html

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

@kale

I do listen to the voices of sex workers, in fact I tried to show how I came to my point of view because of having listened.

I also listen to victims and survivors of human trafficking, whose voices are even harder to hear from those of the organized sex workers.

There is a certain degree of privilege in pretending only the voices of the less exploited matter or can decide the fate of everyone.

Of course both traffic victims and sex workers are severely underprivileged, but of those groups, it’s sex workers who have resources and advantages that traffic victims do not.

This appears to not be the case according to the best figuresI can find

My bad, I was quoting from my memory and might have been thinking of Latin America and not globally.

Point taken.

In no case are trafficking victims helped by laws which make them liable to prosecution if they approach the authorities for aid

We are proposing the exact opposite, you can read it all over my comments.

and while prostitution laws are a major factor, immigration laws are a bigger one.

It depends on where you are, actually. Europe receives most of its victims from other parts of the world, but victims in Latin America are usually from other Latin American countries, and there are even networks of trafficking within the same country (more usual in larger countries like Argentina and Brazil).

I’m not sure about the situation in the US, but I’m betting there’s a lot of internal trafficking as well -I have read about trafficking around Las Vegas being fed by local victims.

It’s complicated.

I do think immigration is not usually taken into account as much as it should, but laws regarding prostitution are the ones who have the most effect on… prostitution.

To that end I would say don’t oppose regulation policies because you want elimination policies, accept any improvement that can be made without abandoning your ultimate goal.

I wanted to thank you first for your comment, it was a lot of first hand information which is always important.

As I said before, and I insist, I fully respect the right of sex workers to organize and demand improvements to their working conditions.

The problem I see is, traffic victims DO NOT have “working conditions” instead they suffer “human rights violations”.

I can respect their unions and still be suspicious of their methods and their stated goals.

I can respect their unions and still choose to stand with the victims, at all times, in all places, because that’s what I do: I side with the weakest.

That’s why I’m a Peronist and a (intersectional decolonial ecologist) Feminist!

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

@Orion

Yes! AMMAR is one of the main groups here.

It also sort of broke up after one of the leaders in Buenos Aires was found using their union as a cover up for traffickers.

Currently we have AMMAR on one hand, and AMADH, a mix of sex workers and traffic survivors who want to ban the consumption of women’s bodies.

They argue that anti-trafficking laws in Latin America are often used to harass sex workers and even to de facto criminalize them.

Well, the thing is, those who criminalize them de facto are the police.

We have a HUGE police problem here, they have a lot of power, they have guns, they are partners in crime with durgs and humans traffickers… they are an ugly part of our society.

But by fighting the law (which does NOT criminalize sex workers nor victims) and giving a pass to the police (which hardly follow any law at all, unless they feel like it) is a not so subtle siding with the pimps and leaving victims on their own.

They say that women who have banded together by choice have been charged with trafficking one another;

Well, I know in at least some of the cases, they were proven to be trafficking one another.

That the search for trafficked women gives police a pretext to raid the places where sex workers do business and even to forcibly remove women in the name of “rescue

;”

That is true also to some extent, the thing is “removed women” are not (or shouldn’t be according to the law) arrested, they are supposed to get assistance, a place to live and a way to restart their lives. It might be an inconvenience, but it’s not exactly being criminalized.

nd that police officers routinely steal money and papers from sex workers in the guise of “evidence.”

See “police problem, why are you attacking the law” above.

They also argue that most proposed anti-trafficking measures do little to help the women who are actually being trafficked

We have rescued thousands of women and girls in the past 6 years. It is true there haven’t been enough resources granted to give them shelter and an opportunity to start over.

The survivors themselves are demanding this has to be fixed, so why are sex workers attacking the law instead of joining forces to make the demand stronger?

Those who aren’t deported are seeing anti-trafficking money go to police forces but not to social workers or health services.

This is not an absolute stance, but yes, governments here love giving money to the police.

No, they don’t really love it, but they have to deal with an organized armed force which works like a maffia and WITH the maffia.

This is getting worse every hour since the conservative wanna-be-Trump asshole of a president we have now has assumed.

The previous government may not have perfectly pulled off the anti-traffic trick, but the new government is actually partner of traffickers.

The only defense we have now, feeble and fragile, is the anti-traffic law. Police is not going to be any kinder to sex workers in the years to come, and the strength they might have collected by joining the victims, they wasted fighting them.

I do know it’s a complicated issue, and I know sex workers in Argentina do not represent sex workers everywhere.

But I’m glad you chose to look for information and keep asking, we do need all the visibility we can manage!

Kreator
Kreator
8 years ago

conservative wanna-be-Trump asshole of a president

Oh come on, let’s not give our friends such hyperbole. On the scale of evil, Macri is way below Trump; it’s like comparing a sparrow to an eagle. That said,

the new government is actually partner of traffickers

I wasn’t aware of this. Do you have any evidence that doesn’t come from ultra-Kirchnerist media*? Even anecdotal evidence will do.

* for those not in the know, the media allied with our previous government, who is a little too fond of fearmongering and demonizing any opposition.

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

Oh come on, let’s not give our friends such hyperbole. On the scale of evil, Macri is way below Trump

That’s why I added the “wanna-be”.

Plus, he’s in fact a friend of Trump, who recommended him as a president (!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te_GvaUIT4s

Regarding traffickers:

There is this picture with Gabriel Conde, fugitive of justice and partner or Raul Martins, one of the most powerful traffickers.

http://www.diarioregistrado.com/upload/news/diarioregistrado/5635288af222a.jpg

Here’s a report from La Alameda, an NGO against trafficking:

https://laalameda.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/el-mafioso-raul-martins-financio-la-campana-de-mauricio-macri/

Do you have any evidence that doesn’t come from ultra-Kirchnerist media*?

I’d need to know what do you consider “ultra-Kirchnerist media” to answer that…

the media allied with our previous government, who is a little too fond of fearmongering and demonizing any opposition.

We’ll probably disagree here, but I see it the other way around.

Powerful media (historically allied to economic groups behind every single coup d’etat in the past century) construed any media non-hostile to Kirchnerism as “ultra” “extreme” “fanatic” etc.

But the “ultra-Kirchnerist media”, even if we take mass media’s claims at face value, is a recent phenomenon: no more than 12 years old.

The media making the claims that Kirchnerists want to fearmonger and demonize, have actually been around for centuries, and are partners of other monopolies, like food production and financial market leaders.

The truth is, elections went by, traditional media are still standing strong (and are growing lager and more powerful), while “ultra-Kirchnerist media” was made mainly of small cooperative media,
who now risk disappearance by persecution and economic asphyxia, and the State channels which are now in control of the new government and seem to replicate *exactly* what mass media are showing (which most definitely did NOT happen with the previous government)

I could go on about this, but I made my point, so I’ll wait your answer and we’ll go on from here, if you’re interested 🙂

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

@Mortarius –

To that end I would say don’t oppose regulation policies because you want elimination policies, accept any improvement that can be made without abandoning your ultimate goal.

That’s something that it seems like is often forgotten when trying to accomplish something in the political and public spheres.

Don’t let the Perfect be the enemy of the Good.

Sometimes making things a bit better than bad is all that can be done, the hope being that enough bits will eventually add up.