Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Return of Kings With A More Manly Version of The Force Awakens

Dark Statastic:

We have a Honey Badger infestation here in Cowtown so we’re not much better.

@Kat, thank you for the link to Musa Okwonga’s article that placed the Köln assaults in a greater societal context.
@Bina, thank you, too, for filling in more of the details about the other assaults that happened on New Year’s Eve, and the gender/sexual dimensions behind the assaults. I kinda-sorta remembered that Germany had legalized prostitution to a degree, but I didn’t know that the red-light districts in Stuttgart and Hamburg, and their clientele, may have stoked these incidents.
And @Terrabeau, that’s probably the funniest thing I’ve heard this week. I hope your landlord will understand if (s)he come knocking!

Viscaria — We gotta stick together. It’s the only way our desks and our heads will make it through intact and undented.

HeinzD — I see you one flock/swarm/colony/plague* of honeybadgers and raise you a Don’t Be That Girl.

*The collective noun of badgers is evidently “cete” but it doesn’t seem fitting somehow…

@AsAboveSoBelow

The way these clowns use the word “cuckold” renders it absolutely meaningless.

Considering what it actually means, that’s almost a good thing.

Some concepts simply don’t deserve a specific and “legitimate” word of their own.

That MGTOW wikipedia article-

Criticisms of MGTOW

How can a valid criticism of MGTOW be that it doesn’t concern itself with women? It’s “MEN” going their own way, nor it is some sort of social advocacy group that concerns itself with the plight of anyone. It’s a lifestyle a very hard to define life style that mostly consists of men who think the current social system is not in their favor.

Ha, if feminism can have a criticism section, then the fucking MGTOW movement can have one! And yeah, it looks like a movement/lifestyle. Like living in communes. Except I consider communes a good thing.

Praise

This article is good. I will start a separate section talking about ways to improve it, but first wanted a praise section for all who’ve worked on it, as they’ve filled a sorely needed lacuna on Wikipedia with a very good start.

This isn’t how Wikipedia works.

Honestly, I would have assumed that *every* city probably has a lot of assaults on New Year’s Eve. Mass intoxication, crowds, people out late at night, etc. One of the Koeln stories mentioned 8 women being attacked, but I bet they could have written that about any city that night.

@Jarnsaxa

Holy crow, that Wikipedia talk page was a rollercoaster from start to finish. Reminded me of talking to a toddler that won’t give up with the “Why? Why? Why?” until you finally lose patience and just revert to, “BECAUSE I SAID SO!”

I’m not familiar with Jimmy Kimmel, but are rapes in Germany the sort of thing people would expect him to joke about on his show?

Apparently the MGTOW wikipedia article* originally written and approved by MGTOWs (which caused an uproar over at Wikipedia because it didn’t fit any standards) just ended up in a whinefest about feminism. Like every other conversation MGTOWs have. SHOCK.

And be sure to read ShadowKomet’s talk page – where the soon-to-be-banned MRA was outed as the sock of a previously banned MRA. DOUBLE SHOCK.

@dhag – It’s actually an older episode, I think from about this time last year. I’m not chiming in here to be picky, but just in case someone wanted to look for it but tried to do so by date.

*Googles*

Here’s the link:

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/545/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say-say-it-in-all-caps

It really a good episode, even by TAL standards.

@Bina – I was actually in favor of legalizing and regulating prostitution before I did more research into what legalization generally ends up looking like (as you detailed in your post above).

I’m still for decriminalization, but I’m not smart enough to know how to make that work without encouraging abuse and trafficking to spring up around it.

I’m with Roscoe, I have mixed feelings about publicizing RoK. The public should be made aware of how awful it is, but Roosh’s head only swells with every mainstream media mention, as he imagines all the new traffic getting driven to his site.

The RoK Star Wars crawl was pretty funny, although it was unfortunate that they had to pull their punches for a mainstream audience. It reads more like a fist-bumping frat bro version of Star Wars and less like a fearful reactionary racist garbage site.

Here, let me try:

A long long time ago, in a poosy paradise far far away…

It has been 6 months since the battle of TORONTO ended with the defeat of Roosh and the rise of SHORT HAIRED WOMEN WITH AGENCY, now reorganized into the SJW CUCK ALLIANCE and firmly entrenched in Hollywood. Bros who DON’T EVEN LIFT are now emboldened to make movies.

Despite that, a small band of rebel hold outs has established a base on the planet ROOSHESBUTTKRAK, and continues to send defiant racist, misogynist transmissions. There are rumors that the ALLIANCE is planning to wipe out the DINGLEBERRIES and establish a peaceful society that sometimes caters to people other than white men. A grave new threat called MELANIN has arisen to challenge the galactic order. General ROOSH has sent several brave keyboard warriors to investigate from the smug confines of their bedroom…