Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Return of Kings With A More Manly Version of The Force Awakens

OT: The latest episode of This American Life is “545: If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, SAY IT IN ALL CAPS”

About internet comments and trolls, including the Lindy West story where she talks to her worst troll, and men being angry at women’s voices, etc.

I expect much anti Semitism and misogyny to emerge as a result of Kimmel’s previous relationship with Sarah Silverman.

Roosh has got it sewn up hasn’t he – every man who disagrees with him has some kind of defect, and the publicity, however bad. he sees as drawing more men to his ’cause’ – ie undermining women the world over.

I do want to see an end to this – Roosh needs to fade into obscurity – he is the epitome of the mundanity of evil.

“What the hell are cologne rapes??” Do I even want to know???

Thanks for putting in those tweets! Normally that sort of thing is region blocked, so here in Australia you have to do some tiresome thing to see it, but thanks to that guy’s mantrum I could actually watch it straight up.

@Mikkay
Cologne is a place in Germany. Some women were attacked there on New Year’s Eve.

Right wing conspiracy buffs think that the “liberal media” is not covering it enough because the attackers may be muslims and/or immigrants and/or refugees.

edit: Ninja’d, of course. 😉

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen come from Kimmel’s show. I think I might have woken up my landlord laughing.

Re:Cologne rapes

Yeah, it’s basically the perfect dream for European populists to seize on: a large-scale spree of sexual harassment, molestation, and at least one possible case of rape alleged at a mob of mostly Maghreb men. German officials are handling it pretty well and aren’t jumping to any conclusions yet, but that hasn’t stopped anti-immigration shits from dogpiling on Merkel and her policies.

Dark Statistic, I had that exact same reaction. Endless Albertan headpalming.

Edit: but also Cowtown 5ever

PS: There were also mass sexual assaults in Hamburg and Stuttgart on NYE. In particular, in Hamburg on the Reeperbahn, the (in)famous red-light district. And Stuttgart, like Köln, has become (in)famous in recent years for its megabrothels and the human-trafficking rings that provide the girls (and they ARE, in many cases, under-age, as well as poor and from Eastern Europe) to staff them. The brothels advertise openly on billboards in many places, and much of what they advertise deserves a hefty dose of side-eye: no condoms, no limits, flat rates, cheap. STDs and drug use abound. And the cops don’t get called unless there’s a corpse in one of their sleazy little rooms. Meaning, the girls have to put up with a hefty dose of men’s shit for very little cash, and what they do make is largely eaten up by the room rent, which is extortionate and reminds me of the scrip system that used to prevail in coal mines in the bad old days. You’d have to be pretty blinded by ideology to call that “sex-positive”. It’s capitalism at its very ugliest. And the girls bear the brunt of it all.

So color me totally unsurprised that three of the German cities most strongly associated with overt prostitution also have a sex-assault problem. The young guys who did it probably don’t have the money to pay 50 or 100 euros for flat-rate brothel creeping, so they grab women on a public street on a night when there’s lots of noise and mass confusion, and get their ugly jollies for free that way. Still a form of organized robbery, since the women are being stripped of their sense of security and their dignity, and that quite systematically. And an object lesson in how pervasive rape culture is in Germany. It’s that, not immigration, that’s the real problem there.

Dem boobs…niiiiiiiice

I like the video except the “crazy” part.

People will get upset when someone will “demonize masculinity” but will make femininity inferior compared to masculinity aka “emasculating”

And I’m tired of what women should do to be feminine and men should do to be masculine. Women will always be feminine and men will always be masculine no matter what they like or do.

Bina
Nighty night

@ Bina

From the description you give it sounds very similar to a brief phenomenon we had in London in the 90s. It was called “steaming”.

Same sort of MO. A large group would suddenly rush into a crowd, sometimes outdoors, sometimes in places like restaurants. They’d grab people either to molest them or hit them and in the chaos make off with property.

There was a big panic about it but it just fizzled out. There are some theories as to why that was; greater use of the doctrine of joint enterprise to prosecute being one. According to my clients though it was mainly economic. Takes a lot of organising, rows about divvying up the proceeds and doesn’t net as much as you can get operating in smaller groups and just engaging in standard street robberies or distraction thefts.

The way these clowns use the word “cuckold” renders it absolutely meaningless.

@AsAboveSoBelow

The way these clowns use the word “cuckold” renders it absolutely meaningless.

Torturing words? It’s what they do. It’s who they are.

I don’t know if I like the idea of “Return of Kings” getting publicity on a nationally-known TV program. For those bottom-feeders, any publicity is good publicity. I also saw “RoK” mentioned in “Glamour” magazine, negatively of course.