Do you remember Isaiah4verse1?
“Ha, who?” you ask.
You know, the Man Going His Own Way who famously described women as overpriced vagina buses? The guy who recently informed his comrades in lady hating on the MGTOW subreddit that his life had gotten so, so, much better now that he’s stopped thinking of women as “complete human beings?”
That guy.
Well, for a guy who’s supposedly given up women and porn, he still has a lot of things to say about vaginas. Indeed, he seems to think about vaginas more than Eve Ensler, Judy Chicago and all the members of The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists combined. In his comments on Reddit, he’s basically writing his own version of the Vagina Monologues.
Here are a few of his, er, insights.
Women are little more than a delivery mechanism for vagina.
I’m sorry, where did you get the ridiculous notion that I care what some filthy vagina carrier thinks?
(I’m not quite sure what Isaiah makes of trans folks, but then again I’m not sure I want to know.)
Women have no worth outside of their vaginas.
[W]omen are fundamentally lazy, ignorant morons who couldn’t put forth a male level of effort no matter how many governments and white knights she has in her stable.
Remember, you’re a woman. You have no worth beyond your vagina. No one really cares what you think. Stop pretending and do what you were born to do, spread your legs and lie on your back and shut up!
Despite being of the same species as human males, human females are millions of years less evolved than their male counterparts, essentially because they’ve been coasting on the power of their vaginas.
Women are disgusting (sub)human beings.
They have evolved little in 3 million years. …
And ALL women recognize they have zero worth beyond their vaginas.
Men who think they want “female company” really just want the vagina.
If you are lonely for female company then you need to realize that it is really her vagina you’re after.
Female company is nothing compared with the company of like minded MEN.
If not for their vaginas, men wouldn’t have anything to do with women.
If women didn’t have vaginas, men wouldn’t bother with them.
A “pussy worshiper” is a male who defers to women. Men do this for no other reason than to win favour and closer access to their vaginas. … Male support of wymynz rights is a desperate mating strategy by beta males.
Women’s main purpose in life is to lead men down “the filthy vaginal path to corruption.”
Women exist to corrupt men. That’s why they hate good men and love evil men. Like attracts like. Sadly, men choose to go down the filthy vaginal path to corruption than be noble human beings.
Even women hate women, and know they’re nothing without their vaginas.
Nobody likes women least of all women themselves. The only thing they have of value is their vagina. No one likes what’s attached to the vagina.
Men who claim that there is more to women than the vagina are part vaginas themselves.
You are certainly not a man but a mangina. Toeing the line of female supremacy for the scent of vagina.
We’ve already discussed scientifically that women are little more than walking wombs and consumption machines. …
The truth is you really don’t care what I have to say. You just need to be SEEN to care by women to get that pat on the head and a couple brownie point from women … I hate to break it to you, mangina, but they’re not going to fly across the globe to suck your little pee pee.
You are not a man.
Women prefer when men pay for their vaginas in installments.
Women don’t like it when other women receive a one time fee for vagina. It is their goal to have the man paying in installments ad infinitum with interest.
Due to vaginal oversupply, the price of vagina has plummeted in recent years.
[W]omen made a miscalculation when they flooded the market with vagina. Now, men can get the milk without buying the cow and this is absolutely terrifying to women. The devaluing of the only value they have: vagina! So that’s why feminism has shifted to neo-Victorian ideals and government sanctioned chivalry.
Married men are slaves to “available vagina.”
I don’t think there’s anything more pathetic than a married man. … The number one fear that keeps married men enslaved is the loss of an available vagina. True story.
Even married men think of their “hambeast” wives as little more than “wet holes.”
I don’t consider receiving sexual rations in exchange for the immense cost of marriage with an aging hambeast a prize. …
You brag about getting sex because you put a lot of work into it. But even if I’m wrong and that’s not the case, you have reduced your entire marriage to an act that lasts one hour long at best. Your marriage summed up is an available vagina. I’m sure your wife will be pleased to know that she’s just a wet hole and no thought whatsoever is given to any other attribute of a “happy marriage”.
Women have so much blood coming out of their whatevers that they sometimes use rolls of paper towels as tampons. Also, women menstruate more when they’re mad at people on the internet.
LOL you women are so pathetic. You’re only power is the power to manipulate emotions and make people angreeeeeee! You need the drama in your miserable lives because you know y’all have no life, no personality, no genuine human feeling. This is the closest you girlies can get to being human. …
I think you’re the one whose pissed. I mean, you’re the one who replied to my comment first, and it wasn’t even addressed to you. You saw it, filled that roll of Bounty on a jumprope sticking out of your cavernous trough of a vagina with blood, and proceeded to post your thinly veiled anger in the form of a pitiful shaming comment. Cool huh?
Vaginas are not the cure for Hitler.
My favourite response to those who speak as if relationships are the universal cure is that Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mussolini and Hirohito were ALL married! Looks like vagina isn’t the wonder drug you’d have us believe!
Well, ok, he is right about that last one.
My cousin knows someone who has schizophrenia and she’s also bipolar and she’s not a complete d*** but a very sweet person even if she has “fits” she always apologizes so yeah don’t need a mental illness to be a misognist d*** or just being a d*** in general.
Also go read the policy we don’t allow ableism here.
Dude.
Soooooo…. he’s gay, right? That was my take away. That or pig jealous….
1. Dude, WTF? Are you seriously trying to say that Hitler et al. are evil? You’ve got the same worldview that they do — what you don’t have is the power! Come on, we know that you have posters of each of one these bad boys on your walls. And you adore the bad boys. You were heartbroken when Hitler got married.
2. Ah, but if Hitler had been married only a few hours longer, I just know that Eva Braun Hitler would have turned him into a gentleman. And she would have nagged him into peace. “Ja, mein Liebling.”
@ Fruitloopsie, no of course I’m not saying it in that way, I’m saying that the leaps in logic and the weirdness of it seems like that might be the case. That’s why I specifically said I didn’t mean it in a shaming, ableist way. I’d like to believe the guy’s not typing up his psychotic episode, and I can still just laugh at the silliness, but something about it is different. Like, it reminds me of the label on Dr Bronners soap. Does that make sense?
Those are some very sour grapes.
DrHoveiny
You can laugh at him but like I said you don’t need a mental illness to say stupid, evil or other bigotry/hateful stuff. Just stop with the ableism please.
Hitler was allegedly a prude who wasn’t interested in sex (not that there’s anything wrong with asexuality or deciding to be celibate). The Nazis enforced traditional gender roles.
Something tell me to trust your opinion. Just some reason.
@ Fruitloopsie, that is not what I’m saying at all though. Being a jerk and having a mental illness are not cause and effect of course, but they’re not mutually exclusive either. I’m saying I’d feel bad laughing at him if that was the case. Is merely making an observation about someone’s tone and making a speculation ableism? I thought not, correct me if I’m wrong of course. Granted, I know I’m probably seeing something that isn’t there.
I can’t decide which image would be a better representation of my filthy vaginal path to corruption.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/1f1dcea1ef118efd96a650e2d3b6a0f0/tumblr_mpa16u0BM71qa70eyo1_r2_500.gif
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PFvm9ltcQYE/Ukka1ZYNW2I/AAAAAAAAJgs/0uTAA1jRHEE/s1600/ghostbusters2slime.jpeg
http://37.media.tumblr.com/05f889f47a791db1fdae6a85a136a603/tumblr_n10c59VkVs1tsod94o1_250.gif
The Ghostbusters 2 river of slime is pretty good because there are hapless male vaginal victims there. But there isn’t enough blood. The Shining and The Descent gifs have lots of blood. But the Xenomorph gif has teeth. This is hard guys! My VAGINA can’t decide. I must send out the VAGINA signal for help! What do all of your VAGINAS say?
VAGINA!!!
*hoping this silliness will distract me from the sudden onslaught of internet diagnosing*
Dr Hoveiny
Just stop please.
WWTH
This is one of my favorites
http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fi170.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu278%2Fcrossphoto%2Fvagina_dentata.gif&size=400×1000
@Dr Hoveiny
IDK, maybe we should ask any of our commenters that have schizophrenia what they think about what you said?
Bummer the image didn’t show up. Anyway it was a Asian woman with large alligator like jaws where her legs are that nearly has taken most of her torso.
@Dr Hoveiny
You seem to mean well. But you need to double-check the comments policy (at the top of this page). Ableism — or the appearance of ableism — is not allowed.
Hitler was not asexual. Look up ‘Hitler’s sexuality,” please.
@ Kat, gotcha, trust me, that’s the last thing I’d want to be perceived as doing, don’t think I’m expressing what im trying to say properly. Points all duly noted.
Yeah listen to panda pool I’m pretty sure no schizophrenic person wants to be associated with a mgtower.
There have been times when I was surprised that people apparently couldn’t see the irony behind what they’re saying, but this is…beautiful. The fact that this guy’s rant is written as an extended conversation with no one only makes him sound angrier.
I’m way too curious what could have happened to make this guy so mad.
So who did he discuss this scientifically with? And what was his “scientific” explanation? Other than “Raaar, I hate women and am angry therefore science!”
YOU GUYS. Downton Abbey just ended and I have this HUGE Downton Abbey withdrawal. I’m just watching and re-watching clips, and interviews, and episodes as I come to terms with the fact that it’s over and will never come back. *single stoic aristocratic tear*
So in the spirit of Downton and, in particular, that Queen of the Pithy One Liner, the Dowager Countess of Grantham I say to this person:
The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.
(and)
Heavens! That’s language one certainly doesn’t hear amongst the heather.
(and)
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.
I wonder if this jackass’s mother and female relatives know what he thinks about women? And if they do, have they disowned his whiny ass? I hope they all spat in his food at Christmas dinner.
It’s like Fred Phelps is posting from beyond the grave.
I’m trying to figure out what this means. I’m guessing the government sanctioned chivalry is about the so-called manspreading law. The neo-Victorian ideals is what? Feminists are anti-sex prudes because we think rape isn’t okay?
Funny, I met a guy on Youtube who says something similar:
“Exactly. ‘Women are as generous as men’ – I’d like to know where in the fuck that study was done (??) When has any cunt ever done anything for you? NEVER. Except for your mother and that’s about it. Women are the very embodiment of complete and UTTER selfishness. And incapable of empathy- they’re too stupid to even understand men’s problems at all.
The myth that women are more caring comes from the extremely superficial fact that women do the little “Aw, you poor thing,” when something bad happens to you; that’s nothing more than condescension and you’re an idiot if you fall for it.
And the only reason women want to work with children and the elderly is so they can abuse them. Women get off on cruelty- it’s like porn to them. 99% of women are truly horrific creeps, they’re just very clever at conning everyone. Conning people, lying, manipulation, deception and fraud are the only things women are good at. Wake up.”
I wonder if they’re related.