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MGTOW Launches One-Man War on Hoo Has (And the Human Beings Attached to Them)

Isaiah4verse1 has more opinions on vaginas than your gynocologist
Isaiah4verse1 has more opinions on vaginas than your gynecologist

Do you remember Isaiah4verse1?

“Ha, who?” you ask.

You know, the Man Going His Own Way who famously described women as overpriced vagina buses? The guy who recently informed his comrades in lady hating on the MGTOW subreddit that his life had gotten so, so, much better now that he’s stopped thinking of women as “complete human beings?”

That guy.

Well, for a guy who’s supposedly given up women and porn, he still has a lot of things to say about vaginas. Indeed, he seems to think about vaginas more than Eve Ensler, Judy Chicago and all the members of The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists combined. In his comments on Reddit, he’s basically writing his own version of the Vagina Monologues.

Here are a few of his, er, insights.

Women are little more than a delivery mechanism for vagina.

I’m sorry, where did you get the ridiculous notion that I care what some filthy vagina carrier thinks?

(I’m not quite sure what Isaiah makes of trans folks, but then again I’m not sure I want to know.)

Women have no worth outside of their vaginas.

[W]omen are fundamentally lazy, ignorant morons who couldn’t put forth a male level of effort no matter how many governments and white knights she has in her stable.

Remember, you’re a woman. You have no worth beyond your vagina. No one really cares what you think. Stop pretending and do what you were born to do, spread your legs and lie on your back and shut up!

Despite being of the same species as human males, human females are millions of years less evolved than their male counterparts, essentially because they’ve been coasting on the power of their vaginas.

Women are disgusting (sub)human beings.

They have evolved little in 3 million years. …

And ALL women recognize they have zero worth beyond their vaginas.

Men who think they want “female company” really just want the vagina.

If you are lonely for female company then you need to realize that it is really her vagina you’re after.

Female company is nothing compared with the company of like minded MEN.

If not for their vaginas, men wouldn’t have anything to do with women.

If women didn’t have vaginas, men wouldn’t bother with them.

A “pussy worshiper” is a male who defers to women. Men do this for no other reason than to win favour and closer access to their vaginas. … Male support of wymynz rights is a desperate mating strategy by beta males.

Women’s main purpose in life is to lead men down “the filthy vaginal path to corruption.”

Women exist to corrupt men. That’s why they hate good men and love evil men. Like attracts like. Sadly, men choose to go down the filthy vaginal path to corruption than be noble human beings.

Even women hate women, and know they’re nothing without their vaginas.

Nobody likes women least of all women themselves. The only thing they have of value is their vagina. No one likes what’s attached to the vagina. 

Men who claim that there is more to women than the vagina are part vaginas themselves.

You are certainly not a man but a mangina. Toeing the line of female supremacy for the scent of vagina.

We’ve already discussed scientifically that women are little more than walking wombs and consumption machines. …

The truth is you really don’t care what I have to say. You just need to be SEEN to care by women to get that pat on the head and a couple brownie point from women … I hate to break it to you, mangina, but they’re not going to fly across the globe to suck your little pee pee.

You are not a man.

Women prefer when men pay for their vaginas in installments.

Women don’t like it when other women receive a one time fee for vagina. It is their goal to have the man paying in installments ad infinitum with interest.

Due to vaginal oversupply, the price of vagina has plummeted in recent years.

[W]omen made a miscalculation when they flooded the market with vagina. Now, men can get the milk without buying the cow and this is absolutely terrifying to women. The devaluing of the only value they have: vagina! So that’s why feminism has shifted to neo-Victorian ideals and government sanctioned chivalry.

Married men are slaves to “available vagina.”

I don’t think there’s anything more pathetic than a married man. … The number one fear that keeps married men enslaved is the loss of an available vagina. True story.

Even married men think of their “hambeast” wives as little more than “wet holes.”

I don’t consider receiving sexual rations in exchange for the immense cost of marriage with an aging hambeast a prize. …

You brag about getting sex because you put a lot of work into it. But even if I’m wrong and that’s not the case, you have reduced your entire marriage to an act that lasts one hour long at best. Your marriage summed up is an available vagina. I’m sure your wife will be pleased to know that she’s just a wet hole and no thought whatsoever is given to any other attribute of a “happy marriage”.

Women have so much blood coming out of their whatevers that they sometimes use rolls of paper towels as tampons. Also, women menstruate more when they’re mad at people on the internet.

LOL you women are so pathetic. You’re only power is the power to manipulate emotions and make people angreeeeeee! You need the drama in your miserable lives because you know y’all have no life, no personality, no genuine human feeling. This is the closest you girlies can get to being human. …

I think you’re the one whose pissed. I mean, you’re the one who replied to my comment first, and it wasn’t even addressed to you. You saw it, filled that roll of Bounty on a jumprope sticking out of your cavernous trough of a vagina with blood, and proceeded to post your thinly veiled anger in the form of a pitiful shaming comment. Cool huh?

Vaginas are not the cure for Hitler.

My favourite response to those who speak as if relationships are the universal cure is that Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mussolini and Hirohito were ALL married! Looks like vagina isn’t the wonder drug you’d have us believe!

Well, ok, he is right about that last one.

 

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ghilie
ghilie
5 years ago

You know how when you say a word over and over again, it starts to lose all meaning?

VAGINA!

Of course, there had to be some actual meaning behind his words in the first place for them to lose it.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

…so we have 1. assumption that vaginas he does not like are enormous
2. limited biology skillz
3. incoherent rage (seriously, dude, GO YOUR OWN WAY! and then, once you’ve gone that way, NEVER LOOK BACK! We’ll all be fine over here!)
4. hatred of men who DON’T hate women (dunno why, really…the mind boggles)

Somehow I think the religious hermits of the middle ages (who *ACTUALLY* went their own way) thought less about the evils of wimminz then this guy…

Jen
Jen
5 years ago

So then what is his reasoning for gay men who respect women? He forgot to address the ones who don’t chase vagina.

Natalie
Natalie
5 years ago

Next step: hunting women for sport.
Someone get this guy on a government watch list.

Bina
5 years ago

No one likes what’s attached to the vagina.

Au contraire, mon frère! I’m quite fond of my labia and clitoris. They’ve been very good to me.

Misogynists, on the other hand…

DreadFluffyRises
DreadFluffyRises
5 years ago

I’m interested in this ‘oversupply of vaginas’ thing, but I’m pretty sure that there wasn’t a plot by wimmenz to deliberately ‘drive the price down.’

PS I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know this, but prayer time to the vagina is generally excellent time spent.

Ashley
5 years ago

And I was like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
5 years ago

filthy vaginal path to corruption

is the name of my sludge/doom metal band. I called it no stealsies.

Col
Col
5 years ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. These MGTOW men just crack me up. They just can’t stop talking about women, ever! Their whole existence is the constant talk of not needing women & then, they rave on & on & on about, you guessed it…women. I do believe that women do not want these men & that is their main issue.These men can’t make it & are in fact the unwanted & not needed males in society today. If you don’t need women, then you don’t need to talk about them, because you have already “gone your own way” So really, it’s about time they really did get going on their journey of male on male love. Thanks for the laugh !

Cerulean (Miss A)
Cerulean (Miss A)
5 years ago

This is a MGTOW?

Judging by how vaginally-focused he is, I would have guessed otherwise. Creepy.

Also, what’s so bad about vaginas, anyway? Mine and I get along just fine, thankyouverymuch.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

@Ashley- I DEMAND THE HIGHEST OF FIVES! because i totally snorted diet coke out my nose…

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

That entire mangry rant of this pr*** and mgtow can all be summed up in one gif.
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/leisure-cinema-projection/0019.gif

Oh totally off subject Did everyone have a good Christmas or hunnakkah? Or just a good day? Happy almost New Years!

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
5 years ago

“The truth is you really don’t care what I have to say.”

Yep.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

“This is scientific!” he says as he provides no evidence and screeches about how women are subhuman because reasons.

KathleenB
KathleenB
5 years ago

If women are nothing more than walking wombs, what about those of us who have no womb, or a non functional one? Are we exempt from this dude’s bullshit or are we somehow worse?

ChildofMedia
ChildofMedia
5 years ago

Hitler wasn’t married either.

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
5 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention

Yeah, it’s hilariously cute how they use the word “scientific” as if it was a magical incantation that actually made their fantasies into facts.

Luzbelitx
5 years ago

Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mussolini and Hirohito were ALL married!

Really, is this the best you can do in your Anti Vagina Monologue?

If you can’t finish THAT crucial sentence with VAGINA then what’s even the point?

You failed!

DrHoveiny
DrHoveiny
5 years ago

People who say “True story” at the end of a declaration unironically are thee best. Also, anyone else think this guy sounds a little paranoid schizophrenic rather than just the normal mix of misogyny, pseudoscience, and awful biases? Not to be ableist…just an observation.

Also, there’s a supercut of Trump saying “China” over and over that reminds me of this.

A Land Whale
A Land Whale
5 years ago

Why buy the whole pig when you can get the sausage for free? XD
#misandry

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

This sounds like a mass shooter in the making.

Jake Hamby
Jake Hamby
5 years ago

@ChildOfMedia

Hitler and Eva Braun got married in the bunker, less than 40 hours before they both committed suicide (by gunshot and cyanide poisoning, respectively).

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

you have reduced your entire marriage to an act that lasts one hour long at best

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What kind of sex had this guy been having in that it needs to be measured in time to be considered worthwhile.

iat
iat
5 years ago

Soooo…
When do the people in white coats come to pick him up and give him his nice new self-hug jacket?

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

He and Walter would make a lovely couple.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

DrHoveiny
People who say “True story” at the end of a declaration unironically are thee best. Also, anyone else think this guy sounds a little paranoid schizophrenic rather than just the normal mix of misogyny, pseudoscience, and awful biases? Not to be ableist…just an observation.

My cousin knows someone who has schizophrenia and she’s also bipolar and she’s not a complete d*** but a very sweet person even if she has “fits” she always apologizes so yeah don’t need a mental illness to be a misognist d*** or just being a d*** in general.

Also go read the policy we don’t allow ableism here.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

iat
December 29, 2015 at 9:47 pm
Soooo…
When do the people in white coats come to pick him up and give him his nice new self-hug jacket?

Dude.

Dr. robyn
Dr. robyn
5 years ago

Soooooo…. he’s gay, right? That was my take away. That or pig jealous….

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

My favourite response to those who speak as if relationships are the universal cure is that Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mussolini and Hirohito were ALL married! Looks like vagina isn’t the wonder drug you’d have us believe!

1. Dude, WTF? Are you seriously trying to say that Hitler et al. are evil? You’ve got the same worldview that they do — what you don’t have is the power! Come on, we know that you have posters of each of one these bad boys on your walls. And you adore the bad boys. You were heartbroken when Hitler got married.

2. Ah, but if Hitler had been married only a few hours longer, I just know that Eva Braun Hitler would have turned him into a gentleman. And she would have nagged him into peace. “Ja, mein Liebling.”

Dr Hoveiny
Dr Hoveiny
5 years ago

@ Fruitloopsie, no of course I’m not saying it in that way, I’m saying that the leaps in logic and the weirdness of it seems like that might be the case. That’s why I specifically said I didn’t mean it in a shaming, ableist way. I’d like to believe the guy’s not typing up his psychotic episode, and I can still just laugh at the silliness, but something about it is different. Like, it reminds me of the label on Dr Bronners soap. Does that make sense?

newbie
newbie
5 years ago

Those are some very sour grapes.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

DrHoveiny
You can laugh at him but like I said you don’t need a mental illness to say stupid, evil or other bigotry/hateful stuff. Just stop with the ableism please.

History Nerd
History Nerd
5 years ago

Hitler was allegedly a prude who wasn’t interested in sex (not that there’s anything wrong with asexuality or deciding to be celibate). The Nazis enforced traditional gender roles.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

History Nerd
December 29, 2015 at 10:20 pm
Hitler was allegedly a prude who wasn’t interested in sex (not that there’s anything wrong with asexuality or deciding to be celibate). The Nazis enforced traditional gender roles.

Something tell me to trust your opinion. Just some reason.

Dr Hoveiny
Dr Hoveiny
5 years ago
Reply to  Fruitloopsie

@ Fruitloopsie, that is not what I’m saying at all though. Being a jerk and having a mental illness are not cause and effect of course, but they’re not mutually exclusive either. I’m saying I’d feel bad laughing at him if that was the case. Is merely making an observation about someone’s tone and making a speculation ableism? I thought not, correct me if I’m wrong of course. Granted, I know I’m probably seeing something that isn’t there.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

I can’t decide which image would be a better representation of my filthy vaginal path to corruption.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/1f1dcea1ef118efd96a650e2d3b6a0f0/tumblr_mpa16u0BM71qa70eyo1_r2_500.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PFvm9ltcQYE/Ukka1ZYNW2I/AAAAAAAAJgs/0uTAA1jRHEE/s1600/ghostbusters2slime.jpeg

http://37.media.tumblr.com/05f889f47a791db1fdae6a85a136a603/tumblr_n10c59VkVs1tsod94o1_250.gif

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The Ghostbusters 2 river of slime is pretty good because there are hapless male vaginal victims there. But there isn’t enough blood. The Shining and The Descent gifs have lots of blood. But the Xenomorph gif has teeth. This is hard guys! My VAGINA can’t decide. I must send out the VAGINA signal for help! What do all of your VAGINAS say?

VAGINA!!!

*hoping this silliness will distract me from the sudden onslaught of internet diagnosing*

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

@Dr Hoveiny

IDK, maybe we should ask any of our commenters that have schizophrenia what they think about what you said?

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Bummer the image didn’t show up. Anyway it was a Asian woman with large alligator like jaws where her legs are that nearly has taken most of her torso.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@Dr Hoveiny
You seem to mean well. But you need to double-check the comments policy (at the top of this page). Ableism — or the appearance of ableism — is not allowed.

newbie
newbie
5 years ago

Hitler was not asexual. Look up ‘Hitler’s sexuality,” please.

Dr Hoveiny
Dr Hoveiny
5 years ago
Reply to  Kat

@ Kat, gotcha, trust me, that’s the last thing I’d want to be perceived as doing, don’t think I’m expressing what im trying to say properly. Points all duly noted.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Yeah listen to panda pool I’m pretty sure no schizophrenic person wants to be associated with a mgtower.

TEP
TEP
5 years ago

I think you’re the one whose pissed [sic]

There have been times when I was surprised that people apparently couldn’t see the irony behind what they’re saying, but this is…beautiful. The fact that this guy’s rant is written as an extended conversation with no one only makes him sound angrier.

I’m way too curious what could have happened to make this guy so mad.

Tessa
Tessa
5 years ago

We’ve already discussed scientifically that women are little more than walking wombs and consumption machines.

So who did he discuss this scientifically with? And what was his “scientific” explanation? Other than “Raaar, I hate women and am angry therefore science!”

Inez Millholland
Inez Millholland
5 years ago

YOU GUYS. Downton Abbey just ended and I have this HUGE Downton Abbey withdrawal. I’m just watching and re-watching clips, and interviews, and episodes as I come to terms with the fact that it’s over and will never come back. *single stoic aristocratic tear*

So in the spirit of Downton and, in particular, that Queen of the Pithy One Liner, the Dowager Countess of Grantham I say to this person:

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

(and)

Heavens! That’s language one certainly doesn’t hear amongst the heather.

(and)

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
5 years ago

I wonder if this jackass’s mother and female relatives know what he thinks about women? And if they do, have they disowned his whiny ass? I hope they all spat in his food at Christmas dinner.

littleknown
littleknown
5 years ago

It’s like Fred Phelps is posting from beyond the grave.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

So that’s why feminism has shifted to neo-Victorian ideals and government sanctioned chivalry.

I’m trying to figure out what this means. I’m guessing the government sanctioned chivalry is about the so-called manspreading law. The neo-Victorian ideals is what? Feminists are anti-sex prudes because we think rape isn’t okay?

Malachi
Malachi
5 years ago

Funny, I met a guy on Youtube who says something similar:

“Exactly. ‘Women are as generous as men’ – I’d like to know where in the fuck that study was done (??) When has any cunt ever done anything for you? NEVER. Except for your mother and that’s about it. Women are the very embodiment of complete and UTTER selfishness. And incapable of empathy- they’re too stupid to even understand men’s problems at all.

The myth that women are more caring comes from the extremely superficial fact that women do the little “Aw, you poor thing,” when something bad happens to you; that’s nothing more than condescension and you’re an idiot if you fall for it.

And the only reason women want to work with children and the elderly is so they can abuse them. Women get off on cruelty- it’s like porn to them. 99% of women are truly horrific creeps, they’re just very clever at conning everyone. Conning people, lying, manipulation, deception and fraud are the only things women are good at. Wake up.”

I wonder if they’re related.

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