Do you remember Isaiah4verse1?
“Ha, who?” you ask.
You know, the Man Going His Own Way who famously described women as overpriced vagina buses? The guy who recently informed his comrades in lady hating on the MGTOW subreddit that his life had gotten so, so, much better now that he’s stopped thinking of women as “complete human beings?”
That guy.
Well, for a guy who’s supposedly given up women and porn, he still has a lot of things to say about vaginas. Indeed, he seems to think about vaginas more than Eve Ensler, Judy Chicago and all the members of The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists combined. In his comments on Reddit, he’s basically writing his own version of the Vagina Monologues.
Here are a few of his, er, insights.
Women are little more than a delivery mechanism for vagina.
I’m sorry, where did you get the ridiculous notion that I care what some filthy vagina carrier thinks?
(I’m not quite sure what Isaiah makes of trans folks, but then again I’m not sure I want to know.)
Women have no worth outside of their vaginas.
[W]omen are fundamentally lazy, ignorant morons who couldn’t put forth a male level of effort no matter how many governments and white knights she has in her stable.
Remember, you’re a woman. You have no worth beyond your vagina. No one really cares what you think. Stop pretending and do what you were born to do, spread your legs and lie on your back and shut up!
Despite being of the same species as human males, human females are millions of years less evolved than their male counterparts, essentially because they’ve been coasting on the power of their vaginas.
Women are disgusting (sub)human beings.
They have evolved little in 3 million years. …
And ALL women recognize they have zero worth beyond their vaginas.
Men who think they want “female company” really just want the vagina.
If you are lonely for female company then you need to realize that it is really her vagina you’re after.
Female company is nothing compared with the company of like minded MEN.
If not for their vaginas, men wouldn’t have anything to do with women.
If women didn’t have vaginas, men wouldn’t bother with them.
A “pussy worshiper” is a male who defers to women. Men do this for no other reason than to win favour and closer access to their vaginas. … Male support of wymynz rights is a desperate mating strategy by beta males.
Women’s main purpose in life is to lead men down “the filthy vaginal path to corruption.”
Women exist to corrupt men. That’s why they hate good men and love evil men. Like attracts like. Sadly, men choose to go down the filthy vaginal path to corruption than be noble human beings.
Even women hate women, and know they’re nothing without their vaginas.
Nobody likes women least of all women themselves. The only thing they have of value is their vagina. No one likes what’s attached to the vagina.
Men who claim that there is more to women than the vagina are part vaginas themselves.
You are certainly not a man but a mangina. Toeing the line of female supremacy for the scent of vagina.
We’ve already discussed scientifically that women are little more than walking wombs and consumption machines. …
The truth is you really don’t care what I have to say. You just need to be SEEN to care by women to get that pat on the head and a couple brownie point from women … I hate to break it to you, mangina, but they’re not going to fly across the globe to suck your little pee pee.
You are not a man.
Women prefer when men pay for their vaginas in installments.
Women don’t like it when other women receive a one time fee for vagina. It is their goal to have the man paying in installments ad infinitum with interest.
Due to vaginal oversupply, the price of vagina has plummeted in recent years.
[W]omen made a miscalculation when they flooded the market with vagina. Now, men can get the milk without buying the cow and this is absolutely terrifying to women. The devaluing of the only value they have: vagina! So that’s why feminism has shifted to neo-Victorian ideals and government sanctioned chivalry.
Married men are slaves to “available vagina.”
I don’t think there’s anything more pathetic than a married man. … The number one fear that keeps married men enslaved is the loss of an available vagina. True story.
Even married men think of their “hambeast” wives as little more than “wet holes.”
I don’t consider receiving sexual rations in exchange for the immense cost of marriage with an aging hambeast a prize. …
You brag about getting sex because you put a lot of work into it. But even if I’m wrong and that’s not the case, you have reduced your entire marriage to an act that lasts one hour long at best. Your marriage summed up is an available vagina. I’m sure your wife will be pleased to know that she’s just a wet hole and no thought whatsoever is given to any other attribute of a “happy marriage”.
Women have so much blood coming out of their whatevers that they sometimes use rolls of paper towels as tampons. Also, women menstruate more when they’re mad at people on the internet.
LOL you women are so pathetic. You’re only power is the power to manipulate emotions and make people angreeeeeee! You need the drama in your miserable lives because you know y’all have no life, no personality, no genuine human feeling. This is the closest you girlies can get to being human. …
I think you’re the one whose pissed. I mean, you’re the one who replied to my comment first, and it wasn’t even addressed to you. You saw it, filled that roll of Bounty on a jumprope sticking out of your cavernous trough of a vagina with blood, and proceeded to post your thinly veiled anger in the form of a pitiful shaming comment. Cool huh?
Vaginas are not the cure for Hitler.
My favourite response to those who speak as if relationships are the universal cure is that Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mussolini and Hirohito were ALL married! Looks like vagina isn’t the wonder drug you’d have us believe!
Well, ok, he is right about that last one.
You know how when you say a word over and over again, it starts to lose all meaning?
VAGINA!
Of course, there had to be some actual meaning behind his words in the first place for them to lose it.
…so we have 1. assumption that vaginas he does not like are enormous
2. limited biology skillz
3. incoherent rage (seriously, dude, GO YOUR OWN WAY! and then, once you’ve gone that way, NEVER LOOK BACK! We’ll all be fine over here!)
4. hatred of men who DON’T hate women (dunno why, really…the mind boggles)
Somehow I think the religious hermits of the middle ages (who *ACTUALLY* went their own way) thought less about the evils of wimminz then this guy…
So then what is his reasoning for gay men who respect women? He forgot to address the ones who don’t chase vagina.
Next step: hunting women for sport.
Someone get this guy on a government watch list.
Au contraire, mon frère! I’m quite fond of my labia and clitoris. They’ve been very good to me.
Misogynists, on the other hand…
I’m interested in this ‘oversupply of vaginas’ thing, but I’m pretty sure that there wasn’t a plot by wimmenz to deliberately ‘drive the price down.’
PS I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know this, but prayer time to the vagina is generally excellent time spent.
And I was like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”
is the name of my sludge/doom metal band. I called it no stealsies.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. These MGTOW men just crack me up. They just can’t stop talking about women, ever! Their whole existence is the constant talk of not needing women & then, they rave on & on & on about, you guessed it…women. I do believe that women do not want these men & that is their main issue.These men can’t make it & are in fact the unwanted & not needed males in society today. If you don’t need women, then you don’t need to talk about them, because you have already “gone your own way” So really, it’s about time they really did get going on their journey of male on male love. Thanks for the laugh !
This is a MGTOW?
Judging by how vaginally-focused he is, I would have guessed otherwise. Creepy.
Also, what’s so bad about vaginas, anyway? Mine and I get along just fine, thankyouverymuch.
@Ashley- I DEMAND THE HIGHEST OF FIVES! because i totally snorted diet coke out my nose…
That entire mangry rant of this pr*** and mgtow can all be summed up in one gif.
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/leisure-cinema-projection/0019.gif
Oh totally off subject Did everyone have a good Christmas or hunnakkah? Or just a good day? Happy almost New Years!
“The truth is you really don’t care what I have to say.”
Yep.
“This is scientific!” he says as he provides no evidence and screeches about how women are subhuman because reasons.
If women are nothing more than walking wombs, what about those of us who have no womb, or a non functional one? Are we exempt from this dude’s bullshit or are we somehow worse?
Hitler wasn’t married either.
@Paradoxical Intention
Yeah, it’s hilariously cute how they use the word “scientific” as if it was a magical incantation that actually made their fantasies into facts.
Really, is this the best you can do in your Anti Vagina Monologue?
If you can’t finish THAT crucial sentence with VAGINA then what’s even the point?
You failed!
People who say “True story” at the end of a declaration unironically are thee best. Also, anyone else think this guy sounds a little paranoid schizophrenic rather than just the normal mix of misogyny, pseudoscience, and awful biases? Not to be ableist…just an observation.
Also, there’s a supercut of Trump saying “China” over and over that reminds me of this.
Why buy the whole pig when you can get the sausage for free? XD
#misandry
This sounds like a mass shooter in the making.
@ChildOfMedia
Hitler and Eva Braun got married in the bunker, less than 40 hours before they both committed suicide (by gunshot and cyanide poisoning, respectively).
What kind of sex had this guy been having in that it needs to be measured in time to be considered worthwhile.
Soooo…
When do the people in white coats come to pick him up and give him his nice new self-hug jacket?
He and Walter would make a lovely couple.