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Oy Gevalt! Trump Adds to Long List of Terrible Things He’s Said About Women

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Last night Donald Trump, America’s favorite orange-faced semi-Fascist, risked alienating his many white supremacist fanboys by turning to Yiddish in an attempt to insult Hillary Clinton.

Referring to Clinton’s previous run for the presidency, Trump told a crowd in Michigan that

she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. 

In the same, er, speech, Trump also brought up Hilary’s now-famous bathroom break during the last Democratic debate — she was late returning to the podium, apparently because the women’s bathroom was so far away — by affecting great disgust at the very notion of women having a tinkle in the toilet.

I know where she went, it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting, let’s not talk, we want to be very, very straight up.

This is not the first time that Trump has expressed his revulsion at a woman’s biological functions. Back in August, you may recall, Trump attacked Fox News host Megyn Kelly after she asked him about some of the misogynistic things he’s said in the past about women.

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes,” Trump declared in a CNN interview afterwards. “Blood coming out of her wherever.”

By “her wherever,” Trump was apparently referring to Kelly’s you-know-what.

As last night’s “schlong” comment reminded us, Trump also likes to talk about penises, though he somehow always manages to do so in a way that is much more demeaning to women than it is to men,

A case in point is the lovely remark he made to attorney Gloria Allred, who had criticized him for staying mum after Miss Universe Canada officials tossed (and later reinstated) a trans woman from the contest. (At the time, Trump owned a huge stake in the Miss Universe contest.) Allred observed that no one had demanded to know what was in his pants.

Trump told her anyway:

I think Gloria would be very, very impressed with [my penis]. I really do. I think she’d have a whole brand new image of Donald Trump… There’ll be no apology whatsoever. 

Let’s take a brief stroll down memory lane, shall we, and look at some other appalling things The Donald has said about women.

Let’s start this list by returning to Hillary Clinton, because of course Trump’s “schlong” comment isn’t the only appalling thing he’s ever said about her. Here’s one infamous Tweet he posted and later deleted, either because he thought better of it or because his lawyers did.

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As it turns out, Trump has many charming thoughts about powerful women. Here he is offering his highly sophisticated take on Arianna Huffington:

Trump routinely responds to criticism from women journalists with schoolyard insults — sometimes delivered right to their door. New York Times columnist Gail Collins says he once responded to a less than flattering column she made about him by sending her

a copy of the column with my picture circled and “The Face of a Dog!” written over it.

He followed this up, years later, with this lovely Tweet:

But he doesn’t only have it in for female journalists and politicians; he reacts to criticism from pretty much any famous woman by attacking their looks, among other things.

And then of course there is Rosie O’Donnell, one of Trump’s favorite targets over the years.

Trump has been lobbing crude insults like this at O’Donnell for years. In an Entertainment Tonight interview from nearly a decade ago, he declared that

Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob. How does she even get on television? If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie. I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.'”

“We’re all a little chubby but Rosie’s just worse than most of us. But it’s not the chubbiness — Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out. …

Rosie’s a person who’s very lucky to have her girlfriend. And she better be careful or I’ll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend, why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?

Trump’s a little obsessed with that “ugly both inside and out” line, huh? Presumably he uses it so that he can’t be accused of attacking only a woman’s looks.

Of course, not everything Trump has said about women has been insulting. Sometimes it’s just creepy as hell.

During one appearance on The View, he had this highly icky thing to say about his daughter Ivanka.

She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

Did I mention that she’s HIS DAUGHTER?

And then there were these perhaps inadvertantly revealing remarks he made about Paris Hilton on the Howard Stern Show back in 2003.

I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12. Her parents are friends of mine, and, you know, the first time I saw her, she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ … Well, at 12, I wasn’t interested. I’ve never been into that. They’re sort of always stuck around that 25 category.

Dude, if the first thought you have every time a female human being walks into the room is “is she old enough to have sex with,” you need help.

Let’s make sure this guy doesn’t become our president, huh?

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brian
brian
5 years ago

Trump’s barely comprehensible sometimes. What the hell does “They’re sort of always stuck around that 25 category” mean?

Jo
Jo
5 years ago

David, I know who you’re writing about, he’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about him. No, he’s too disgusting. Don’t mention him, he’s disgusting, let’s not talk about him, we want to be very, very straight up. Dammit, stop talking about him, I don’t like people taking about him. He’s someone I don’t want to talk about. The last thing I want to do is talk about him, to refer to him, to mention him in any way and I don’t want anyone else to refer to him either. Talking about him is disgusting, he is disgusting, I want to be very clear that I wish all mention of him to cease. Him. Stop. Don’t. Him.

dhag85
dhag85
5 years ago

In speech, does Trump ever actually finish a sentence? He always seems to get side tracked mid-sentence to run through some other script, then that script gets interrupted by a different script. It would be incredibly frustrating to listen to even if he were only saying nice things about kittens and bunnies.

dhag85
dhag85
5 years ago

Thought experiment: If pictures of Trump’s penis were somehow leaked, and it turned out to be a very tiny penis, by how many % would he immediately drop in the polls? I can’t shake the feeling that approximately 0% of Trump supporters would be able to vote for a guy who they know has a small penis.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
5 years ago

@Brian, I think he’s saying the women he is attracted to are always in the 25-year-old age bracket? As in, he wasn’t interested in a 12 year old but would be in a 25 year old.

I would look up how old his wife is but I can’t want to.

dhag85
dhag85
5 years ago

@Emmy Rae

I can’t want to.

Awesome. :p

Melania Knauss-Trump is 45, and they married 10 years ago.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

… she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost.

The longer you think about it, the grosser this gets. It’s like an onion of what the fuck is wrong with you.

First layer: It’s sexist. Obviously. Second layer: It’s also a rape “Joke,” in the same vein as dudebros using “He got raped! TOP LEL!!!” to mean “He lost the CoD match. Haha, rape is hi-larious!” Third layer: A black man (whom he hates and believes is an immigrant) “Raped” a white woman? Yeah, that‘s a coincidence. Fourth layer: Oh, and he chose the Yiddish word, while busily campaigning for the neo-Nazi vote. Another coincidence, I’m sure.

He managed to fit misogyny, rape, racism and anti-Semitism into one word. I’d be impressed if I wasn’t so God’s-honest nauseous.

(And no, lurking trolls, don’t bother trying to claim that I’m reading too much into it. It’s Trump. He meant every connotation.)

ducking
ducking
5 years ago

… how this person was ever deemed “good enough” to run for president is beyond me.

PLEASE, USA, ffs…. don’t let this guy become your next president, okay?

Karl
Karl
5 years ago

“I know where she went, it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting.”

To be fair, maybe this isn’t misogynistic and Trump just abhors the idea of anyone going to the bathroom.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense – Trump never going to the bathroom would certainly explain how full of crap he is.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
5 years ago

If this who campaign for president doesn’t work out, Trump can team up with Roosh V or Paul Elam for a presentation about women and their cooties. They could go on tour.

Jurgan
5 years ago

“by affecting great disgust at the very notion of women having a tinkle in the toilet.”

I assumed he was suggesting she took a long time because she was changing her tampon.

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
5 years ago

Trump is many things, but he is not an anti-semite. If anything, he seems to have a sort of fetishistic wanna-be relationship to Jewish culture.

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
5 years ago

I need a shower after reading this.

raysa
raysa
5 years ago

As a woman that also lives in the United states, I am terrified of trump becoming president.

I’m also terrified of Clinton, for completely different reasons.

This whole election cycle is just really especially terrifying this time round. It’s like riding shotgun in a car that I am not driving, and heading straight for a cliff.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
5 years ago

…I can actually see Trump not knowing anything about the subject of menopause, or when women generally begin that phase of life, I mean he’s never been with a wife long enough for her to reach that age range although his current spouse should be getting pretty close, so unless he divorces her for a younger woman before things get really interesting with the hot flashes, emotional turbulence, etc etc….He’s still a total idiot.

Seriously, I’m going to apply for political asylum if my fellow Americans let apathy and nincompoop-supporting-voters elect Trump. I don’t even know what countries I’ll be petitioning but I’ll have to start checking out the prospects if this fool gets the Republican nomination.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
5 years ago

Is it wrong that I’m pleased? I figure the more outright unacceptable things he says, the less his chances of winning nationally, while maintaining his spot as Top Clown, I mean Republican. Give him all the rope he wants, he just keeps hanging himself with it, yeah?

Raysa — three words: Bernie fucking Sanders.

Cyberwulf
Cyberwulf
5 years ago

Who the hell is Donald Trump to talk about other people’s appearances!? He looks like he’s been bludgeoned with the Ugly Shovel.

Walter
Walter
5 years ago

Donald Trump is a horrible human being. The fact that he’s leading in the polls says volumes about the Republican party.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
5 years ago

@argenti, that’s how I felt about 16 offensive things ago. Now I am equally terrified of Trump himself and all of his supporters.

Verily Baroque
Verily Baroque
5 years ago

…Please tell me this guy doesn’t have an actual chance of becoming the next president of USA (or any country, tbh).

Based on these quotes and what little I have heard of him, he seems so over-the-top he makes political caricatures seem reasonable and non-exaggerated. Is it certain this is not a really long, really elaborate performance art piece?

runsinbackground
runsinbackground
5 years ago

According to Wikipedia Trump actually likes his women to be closer to 35 than 25 (Ivana was 28 when he married her). Of course, he also seems like the type to run around on his spouses as a matter of course, so it’s possible that he maintains a steady diet of recent college grads when he’s not trying to produce a legitimate heir.

Moggie
Moggie
5 years ago

zoon echon logon:

Trump is many things, but he is not an anti-semite. If anything, he seems to have a sort of fetishistic wanna-be relationship to Jewish culture.

I think he’s less overtly hostile to Jews than many of his supporters, but his simple-minded approach to, well, everything, means that he falls back on stereotypes all the time, which causes a lot of Jewish eye-rolling. Remember recently when he addressed the Republican Jewish Coalition, and said “I know why you’re not going to support me. You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money …Look, I’m a negotiator like you folks, we’re negotiators”. Hey, Jews are all hagglers, amirite? And how about the disparaging tweet about Jon Stewart, where he referred to him as Jonathan Leibowitz: what possible reason was there for that, other than appealing to anti-semitic followers?

Even by Republican standards, he has zero scruples, and would throw his own grandmother under the bus if it would win him votes. He’d go full brownshirt the minute he thought that would be a net positive for him.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

This guy, this disgusting guy–whatiz name, Ronald Schlump?–he’s a yuge, yuge idiot.

One word: Sanders4President

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
5 years ago

In one of the recent threads, I mentioned how it always seems like men who aren’t conventionally attractive who are, perhaps because of insecurity (plus misogyny obviously ) the most ridiculously over critical of women’s appearance.

Case in fucking point.

Arianna Huffington is conventionally attractive. Much more so than Trump. Rosie O’Donnell is about the same level of conventional attractiveness. Yet he can’t stop going on and on about their looks.

Such a toxic brew of misogyny, entitlement, and delusion. No wonder the manosphere loves him so much.

LindsayIrene
5 years ago

Melania Knauss-Trump is 45

Wonder how long it will be before she is freed from her hell replaced with a (literal) younger model.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

“…Please tell me this guy doesn’t have an actual chance of becoming the next president of USA (or any country, tbh).”

They are a lot of Trump look-alike in other countries. France is one of the country dangerously close to have a president similar to Trump, to take an example I know well.

In fact, there is even two of them who have a chance to be our next president. But the less extremist of the two served one time as President before ; and while it was Bush-level of bad, his bark was worse than his bite.

(for reference, the one that already was president one time managed to say “Black people did not manage to enter history”, and a lot of nasty things about immigrants, but he did only take cosmetic measures against them).

If Trump go as President, I do hope reality will rein him as just being another Bush. Because that’s the less bad outcome I can imagine out of that.

Bina
5 years ago

He doesn’t talk about Bette Midler…by talking about her incessantly. Remind you of anyone?

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@Ohlmann

If Trump go as President, I do hope reality will rein him as just being another Bush. Because that’s the less bad outcome I can imagine out of that.

You win the Internet for Saddest Remark of the Year.

When Obama won in 2008, shouts of extreme joy went up in public in many cities. I heard them and that was how I knew that Obama had won.

And when he was inaugurated, you could have heard a pin drop in Washington, DC. I heard on the news that no crimes were committed during the ceremony.

Most unfortunately, Obama has pursued war and surveillance of US citizens–and has even ordered assassinations of a few US citizens. He’s done some good things, too. There’s the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. But in way too many ways, he’s been another Bush.

Let’s dream big: No more Bushes!

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@LindsayIrene
I love the crossed-out letters. How is this done?

LindsayIrene
5 years ago

@ Kat

what you want slashed with the spaces removed.

[Edit–my spaces got auto-removed! Hold on…]

Tyra Lith
Tyra Lith
5 years ago

Did anyone check if the guy is actually old enough to run for president?
Most boys develop a more mature attitude about women’s bodily functions when they are 10, I think. Maybe trump is just a really, really creepy and ugly 9-year-old and nobody noticed?

LindsayIrene
5 years ago

@ Kat

This is how it’s done:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MBueN2-Ns34/RttCX1YZwwI/AAAAAAAAAgM/eFPZWeaGFwU/s400/Using+Strikethrough+Font+in+Blogger.JPG

(Would have just deleted first, useless reply but I ran out of time.)

Tyra Lith
Tyra Lith
5 years ago

Just wanted to add that I don’t mean to compare children in general to someone as hateful and bigoted as trump, of course. There are very few people in the world who deserve that comparison.

A. Noyd
A. Noyd
5 years ago

@LindsayIrene
Use &lt; and &gt; instead of actual angle brackets and you don’t need to use spaces which often get ignored anyway. &lt; will be replaced with < and &gt; with > (I’m using a trick to get around that replacement.)

So, <s>Stuff you want a line through.</s> → Stuff you want a line through.

nparker
nparker
5 years ago

@ Kat

has even ordered assassinations of a few US citizens.

Huh? When?

Gijoel
Gijoel
5 years ago

Donald, you’re fired..
From a canon, into the sun.

weirwoodtreehugger
weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Possible good news in US politics!

Support for abortion rights has risen. Even among Republicans.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2a3d931d52894dff9c12342f6b9baf9d/support-legal-abortion-highest-level-2-years

It hope it’s not just a temporary bump due to the PP shooting. I hope it’s that people are finally getting that abortion rights are important and the forced birther movement has gone too far. If it is due to the PP shooting, I hope it’s permanent. I hope people are realizing the anti-choice movement isn’t about babies. It’s about violence against women.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

Trump has a real chance of winning the Republican nomination.

However, only 25% – 30% of Republicans actually support him, and approximately 0% of Democrats support him. The only reason he is where he is in the polls is because the Republican party has no likable serious candidate, and has 4 or 5 (depending on how you count them) unlikable serious candidates who are, together, splitting up the majority of Republicans who don’t like Trump or the other jokes in the Republican primary race.

What this means is that if he wins the Republican nomination, and the GOP carries through on their promise to support the winning candidate, there is no real obstacle to Hillary Clinton winning the Presidency … except for Clinton herself, of course.

Dalillama
Dalillama
5 years ago

And here is some crap that sounds like it should be from AVfM, but is actually from Fox.

Bryce
Bryce
5 years ago

It’s genuinely difficult to tell who would be likely to cause the most damage; this intolerant blowhard, or Ted Cruz.

Boogerghost
Boogerghost
5 years ago

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

brb, gonna wash my eyeballs.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

“Schlong” isn’t even a verb. Wouldn’t the correct Yiddish term be “”shtupped”?

Trump is so incredibly immature, both socially and sexually. Last summer he also told a reporter who took a break to express breast milk that she was “disgusting”. Apart from the crude, piggish misogyny, it doesn’t look very Presidential to be snickering over poopies and tampons.

They are a lot of Trump look-alike in other countries

Silvio Berlusconi comes to mind.

sillybill
sillybill
5 years ago

dhag85 – re: the donald’s micropeen. good idea but if it became news he’d just whip it and a ruler out on prime time tv. and his poll numbers would probably go up.
and you’re right about him not being able to finish a sentence – how does he ever close a business deal?

nparker – drone fired hellfire missiles at al Qaeda types in Yemen – al Awlaki (sp?), then his son a few days later, couple other guys.

i guess i better send Sanders some $

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

What this means is that if he wins the Republican nomination, and the GOP carries through on their promise to support the winning candidate, there is no real obstacle to Hillary Clinton winning the Presidency … except for

Bernie Sanders. Corrected that for ya.

“Schlong” isn’t even a verb. Wouldn’t the correct Yiddish term be “”shtupped”?

I thought that too. The amount of Yiddish I know could fill a thimble but at least the few words I know I can actually use correctly.

For instance, Donald “Because I don’t want to, Greta” Trump is a putz.

dhag85
dhag85
5 years ago

Don’t forget Jim Gilmore is still in the race!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

Bernie Sanders. Corrected that for ya.

Yah, Bernie Sanders has no real chance of winning the Democratic nomination. I like him a lot, and he’s very good at keeping Clinton from drifting too far to the right (though that only works during the run-up to the election) which she would otherwise do because that’s her way. I’m very happy he’s in the race. I’m really glad he’s energizing the left, so that Clinton doesn’t do that Clinton thing of taking the left base totally for granted and forgetting that they even have ideas and desires and things.

He won’t win the nomination, though, no matter how awesome that would be.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@LindsayIrene, @A. Noyed

Thanks a million!

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
5 years ago

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