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Star Wars Boycott a Huge Success in Imaginary Backwards Land

Daisy Ridley, JJ Abrams and John Boyega mourn the disasterous failure of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in some alternate universe probably
Daisy Ridley, JJ Abrams and John Boyega mourn the disastrous failure of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in some alternate universe probably

So you remember that half-assed Star Wars: The Force Awakens “boycott” that the white supremacists tried to get going a couple of months ago?

Well, apparently it was a GIGANTIC SUCCESS. In some alternate universe. Probably.

Aren’t there like infinite universes or something? There’s probably an alternate universe somewhere where we’re all giant land-squids, and in that universe every single giant land squid decided to spend the day playing Jarts instead of going to Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Oh, also in that universe Jarts are still legal.

Meanwhile, in this universe, where very few of us are giant land-squids, the Star Wars boycott kind of flopped big time.

Making this dude very, very sad, we imagine.

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nparker
nparker
4 years ago

Lucas for all his flaws has a vision and ambition that JJ Abrams and the studio heads at Disney lack.

Dude, you know we can just go back and see what you’ve said? Such a liar.

Now fuck off.

@ everyone else

Ok, really can we ban this tedious guy? Not exactly Orange Mango somethin stupid, but lying when we can see the truth on this very forum? Yikes.

“Have a Wombling Merry Christmas, Christmas…” every one!

Walter
Walter
4 years ago

I was not insulting Abrams there. Very few directors have the vision and ambition of Lucas.