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Among his likes: Erotic wrestling, male authority, maroon berets. Among his dislikes: women and black guys playing prominent roles in Star Wars movies.
Over on FetLife, the kinky social networking site, a fellow called LordMichael lays out his objections to the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. There are three of them: The character Daisy Ridley, that black stormtrooper dude, and that black stormtrooper dude’s penis.
Oh, LordMichael insists he has no trouble “with having a diverse cast.” What bothers him, he says, is
the reason why they are there… the political “you go gurrrrl” message that’s being self flagellated everywhere.
For LordMichael, a self-described “Dominant Sadist,” the idea of a woman as a protagonist in Star Wars is
like taking a symbol of something from my childhood that I looked up to, that helped to shape the kind of person I am today, and smearing it up with menstrual blood marks.
Do you not remember a character by the name of Princess Leia? You know, who went around shooting people with blasters and stuff?
Well, never mind, because LordMichael has moved on to the black stormtrooper, who stirs up some, er, complicated feelings about race and, well, penis size.
This has a very big [Big Black Cock] Cuckold in your face feel to it as well… as the political insult to being male, and white (being black somehow excludes you from the whole being a male thing) continues to be an omnipresent smear throughout so much of the media lately.
LordMichael is especially concerned that by casting a black man as a stormtrooper, in a film that at no point will put anyone’s penis on display, director J.J. Abrams is somehow contributing to the popular perception that black men have bigger penises than their white counterparts. And this is a grave injustice to white dudes like LordMichael whose penises are actually plenty big, you better believe it.
No, this really is LordMichael’s main objection to the new Star Wars. Let’s let him explain;
I hear this statement said so often, any time I hear something regarding cock size “if his dick is big, it must mean he is black right?”
I’ve seen plenty of male penises, if only for the fact that I’ve been in sports teams, in the military, and I used to frequent the YMCA back when I could still run on a treadmill, and let me tell you, black people do not have any bigger cocks than white dudes.
In addition to conducting surreptitious penis size research in YMCA locker rooms, LordMichael apparently discusses the matter fairly regularly with men of color.
I’ve even had arguments against a couple particularly self absorbed young punks I could remember that said “I could get bitches better than you because my dick is bigger.” After asking them how big their dick is they said “9 inches bruh!” rolls eyes Please, mother fucker. It ain’t 9 inches. Realistically speaking, less than 1 in a hundred people have a cock larger than 7.5 inches, yet EVERYONE’S got a 9 in their pocket… I mean… come on??
In case you’re wondering, LordMichael’s dingle dangle is nothing to sneeze at:
My cock actually IS 7 inches, and people have a hard time believing me when I say that… which I don’t get. I’m white, which must mean I’ve got to have a 5 inch cock… and don’t tell me that cock size doesn’t matter.
Hell, penis-size-wise, LordMichael’s pink oboe is pretty much perfect, and by “perfect” he means it’s big enough to cause internal bruising, allegedly.
And besides, anything larger than 7 inches starts to become painful for the woman. Even my wife has difficulty with it at times, and starts to feel sick to her stomach from the internal bruising… and I’m not trying to brag by any means, I’m just trying to understand why this dialogue is even necessary.
Weird, because I’m also trying to understand why this dialogue is necessary, especially since we’re supposedly talking about Star Wars, a series of films that has at no point ever featured anyone’s penis.
This whole propagandizing and emasculating white men is just stupid as fuck. I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis, and now I’ve got “battered dog” conditioning starting to take place in my head.
Clearly, a white dude whose first reaction to seeing a black stormtrooper in a Star Wars trailer is DON’T CUCKOLD ME WITH YOUR BIG BLACK COCK AND BY THE WAY MY COCK IS PRETTY BIG REALLY IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE PERFECT SIZE was only driven to racism by having big black cocks shoved in his face, figuratively speaking.
So anyway… these punks are starting to believe that their cocks are larger than life because of the mind rot we see in the movies. They are basically selling out to the reverse racism because it suits them, which only lowers my sympathy for them, and then there’s the “little white girl” syndrome that has daddy issues so hard that she has to find the biggest, most belligerent black man she can find to feel as infantalized as she wants to be… without the consequences of having it happen with a “white man” (I mean, UGH! Right?) Because then she’s just feeding the enemy.
Oh, and by the way, LordMichael thinks it’s outrageous that feminist women (allegedly) persecute other women for shaving their legs.
I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do… it really kinda just breaks my heart sometimes, to see the state of things.
Truly heartbreaking, Now back to Star Wars.
So this Star Wars thing… The fact is, to me, what this whole thing comes off as… is NOT an attempt to be mature… to truly embrace an enlightened mind about diversity. Diversity should come from the creative mind, saying “let’s just add a ratio of different colored human beings into the mix, because it’s normal to do so, and it shows the variety of the culture.” What it comes off as is “patronizing” which to me, is just a subtle form of racism and sexism, but since it serves the little white girls “princess complex” and the black dudes “I got that big dick” complex, nobody gives a fuck.
Dude, you are literally the only person talking about giant black dicks here.
But I dunno, man… I’m tempted to not even watch the Star Wars movie because of it. It’s just getting too much for me sometimes.
Truly, it is the white man’s burden.
H/T — Ratgoddess
…how the hell does a message self-flagellate?
I know one person who doesn’t stop at just shaving the legs, but everywhere else not the eyebrows or eyelashes is shaved as well. He’s very anti-body hair, and felt weird to have random patches shaved for surgeries which have left him horribly scarred – scars that he’s had covered with tattoos. My friend suffers from a genetic condition which, to simplify its description; causes tumors to grow from bone and attach themselves to muscle. Surgery removes them, synthetic bone grafts are done and concludes with the cut muscle stitched back together and several months worth of recovery – these tumors occur mostly on the arms and legs but he’s got one or two on his spine and doctors believe he will eventually be in a wheelchair because of them. He’s also probably one of the most feminist people I know, a dominant, and a dear friend. If I had the ability to grow body hair rivaling the luxurious pelt of a wookie, and one day decided to quit shaving – my friend wouldn’t just not care but he’d still appear in public with me! I have yet to meet any feminists that are at all paying attention to whether I (or any other female or female-identifying) shave or not.
It’s also important to remember that there is this pervasive, centuries – if not millennia-old – fear of the Superior White Race becoming ‘extinct’, due to ‘miscegenation’, or, in normal-people words, interracial relationships.
The fires of the fear of “MISCEGENATION” have been stoked hotter than ever, recently, and you will usually notice that the same people who scream about “MISCEGENATION” sounding the Death Knell for the Master White Race also tend to bandy about their theories regarding Jews secretly organizing white/other relationships to hasten the downfall of the Superior White Race.
Those who believe in the Jewish Miscegenation Plot tend to prop their ideology up using innocuous items from everyday life, such as a Jewish film director (JJ Abrams) casting a white female and a black male together, which, of course, means that he’s in on the Jewish Miscegenation Plot and is secretly taking action to ensure the Downfall of the Superior White Race. I’m sure you can find someone on Stormfront or Reddit saying this, verbatim.
In short, the rabbithole goes quite a long way down. And it seems like it’s Hitlers all the way down, too. One Hitler standing on another Hitler’s shoulders, infinitely.
The people who believe in this theory tend to be rampantly misogynistic, as well, and believe all white females should be pooping out little white babies in their barefoot, naked splendor in the kitchens of their white male husbands. Naturally, if you’re a white male who isn’t keeping your white female baby factory naked, barefoot, and cooking, you’re a “lefty-libtard cuckold beta homo milk queermo”, or something along these lines.
…. the fact that he brags about hurting his wife with his massive johnson is just… squick. (Of course, it’s her who has the “problem taking it”, not him being a brute…)
His associating straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on makes me think that he is much less straight than he perceives himself.
Well, that and the rampant obsession with black dicks. Mind you, I am in no way shaming him for being obsessed with black dicks. Follow your dreams, and all that.
Am I the only one here who is now mildly interested in seeing what he’s packing? With all the ballyhoo and hype about his Hyper Weapon, my curiosity has been adequately piqued.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
I love that there’s been a recurring theme lately, makes focusing on an issue easier. But still, what is it with the sudden influx of cis men consumed by the revealingly projecting idea that everyone else is as obsessed with penis size as they are?
I’m also very confusedly utterly nonplussed and utterly… uh… non-nonplussed that guys like this seem to get all their information on how women and minorities behave from porn. Like Skullboy, a.k.a. Anton LaVey impersonator a.k.a. Davis “talking about Western decadence and the downfall of Rome in a video focusing on media critic Anita Sarkeesian” Aurini, LordMichael has seemingly absorbed a belief that most women regularly “go out for gangbangs” and “cuckold their husbands with big black dicks”, the latter a strange fetish I have only ever seen in porn, and even there, the point is to arouse the presumed white male viewer who has this particular kink. Not the woman or the black man, who are, let’s face it, generally fulfilling the fantasy of the white man, not any real, oddly specific fantasy of their own.
Newsflash, Mr. Abusing-Your-Wife-in-Bed: Porn is not real life. You really should have realized that when you ordered a pizza the last time and the scantily-clad, extremely traditionally attractive woman delivering it did not insist on seeing the inside of your apartment, would not offer “dessert” or “milk” or anything else weirdly unrelated to go with your pizza, or even given you an opportunity to pay for it with something else besides cash, wink wink nudge nudge*.
*Sex. I mean sex.
@Frank Torpedo
I’m sure you did not mean anything by it, and I’m sorry for focusing on this particular issue, but I’m fairly concerned about how you’re associating misogynistic rhetoric with gayness, that men who get off on the idea of hurting women do so because they are secretly gay.
The thing is, the power trip abusers and rapists get from their personal display of dominance is what’s arousing to them. It has little to do with the gender(s) they’re attracted to (prison rape is not disproportionately committed by gay men, quite on the contrary), and more on the idea of hurting, humiliating and traumatizing the victim. That they “associate straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on” is not a sign that they are gay, it’s a sign that they’re turned on by pain, fear, negativity and so on. That is the truly scary part.
It’s related to the concern I have with the popular idea that homophobic people are precisely that because they are secretly gay and deeply ashamed of it. I know there’s been some research into the subject, and I’m sure there is a connection, however socially constructed, between homophobia and the fear of same-sex attraction, but there’s just a load of unfortunate implications inherent in the line of thinking that oppression happens because some people can’t accept who they are themselves. Instead of, you know, the inherently dehumanizing mindset that arises with privilege and the existence of social, economic and political power differences.
It has a nice Saturday morning cartoon ring to it, that bad people do bad things because, I don’t know, they didn’t get enough hugs as kids, but it’s really just another way of giving white cishet men a pass and laying the blame of social ills on a member of a minority.
I’m sure I’m overreacting as usual, but idk, that just seems pretty iffy to me.
I agree with Anarchonist (any relation with Cerberus ?) : being a raging homophobe don’t mean being a repressed homosexuals, and the implications that gayness cause hatred are troubling even when they are unintentional.
I guess part of the reason of that stereotype is how the kind of people who write that seem unsatisfied by their sexual life. But that may not mean they are homosexual ; they may just as well be unsatisfiable. It’s also impossible to be sure if his obsession is due to envy or jealousy.
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Mammotheers, please never stop Mammothing!
Mammoth on!
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@Anarchonist
Nah, I grok your vibe perfectly, and if it was juuuuuuuuust the HURT FEMALE DURING SEX attitude he was displaying, I, too, would write it off as mere misogyny, but his astounding obsession with dicks and the men attached to them is what qualifies him, for me, as someone who is obviously not straight.
That bit he wrote about casually conversing with people about their dicks reads like the intro to M/M erotica. I was waiting for him to get to the part where they rubbed dicks together. I was like HST, about to grab him by his neck and snarl “FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!1” into his face.
You’re not overreacting. That comment bugged me too.
Reading about LordMichael knowingly injuring his wife during sex did not make me think that he might be gay. It made me think that he might be abusive. Maybe his wife enjoys rough sex, but the tone of his statement certainly doesn’t sound that way.
People who say this:
usually are bragging and in this case, he’s bragging about injuring his wife. That sounds abusive to me. He can still be abusive, regardless of whether or not he is gay. As far as I’m concerned, his sexuality is irrelevant, but abusing someone and bragging about it online is definitely not OK.
I had no doubts about his being abusive, and you can be sure that I’m not handwaving off his abusiveness, that’s for sure!
I’ve kind of moved past that, assuming that it’s a given, and begun exploring the kind of headspace that leads a man to fantasize about engaging randoms in dialogue about penises, and then pass it off as something that actually happened.
Anarchonist-
Yeah, the interesting thing is how much these type of men take porn as some bizarre reflection of real life rather than an entertainment industry largely shaped by them and their particular tastes. And it creates this weird cycle, where dudes reinforce their worst most toxic worldviews from porn (all women secretly want it, you just need to press harder, women don’t want foreplay or gentleness, they just want big penises and to be banged hard and raw, women are turned on by pain, black men’s only worth is as a larger bigger penis, non-white women are only useful as exotic decoration and a bit of flavor, threesomes should only focus on the man and his pleasure, every woman instinctively understands how a penis works even if she is a virgin before hand). And then demand to see that reflected in their porn, pushing the industry to replay those toxic narratives lest they lose their most loyal audience.
And new individuals see those toxic narratives and since their sex education tends to be shit, just assumes there is truth in the porn depiction when it comes to sex, especially if it mirrors the toxic narratives other boys are repeating on the playground.
And it makes sense that guys like the OP dive further and further into this porn world of things, because the alternative is listening to one’s partner and figuring out how sex actually works and to those mired in toxic masculinity, caring what a woman wants is one of the most emasculating things one can do.
And the worst part of it all is when these toxic attitudes intersect with kink. Because, it’s bad enough in a normative context, but when you add the extra vulnerability that subbing for a scene or a relationship brings and the fact that guys like this tend to target those who are newer to the scene and try and hard-sell things like life-play (24/7 kink relationships where you are always “in role”) and you get this dynamic where someone is eager to meet their doms needs and try to be the thing he wants when what he wants is downright toxic, dangerous, and without care to any actual enjoyment.
And abusers tend to take those inches that a more submission-oriented person is willing to give to some terrifying miles. I’ve seen it myself and it’s pretty brutal and heartbreaking.
Frank-
No one, and I mean no one is more obsessed with other people’s penises than insecure cis straight white men. And it’s because there’s this bizarre system where insecure straight men have convinced themselves that penis size is part of a hierarchy of manliness scale that will dictate their entire life that is enforced with bullying from other insecure straight men (but which they convince themselves is actually run by evil cackling women). And which they then use to freak themselves out and drive themselves to more toxic behaviors and panics about masculinities and drive bizarre racist myths about masculinity and race (see the myths of the rampaging hypermasculine, hypersexual black man that has been used to justify lynching and viewing unarmed kids as dangerous predators).
And yeah, it’s weird from the outside, because the primacy of homosocial support from other toxic masculinity devotees makes the whole thing look like some toxic mutation of queerness, but it’s just a powder keg of cis straight white male insecurity, all terrified that if they don’t manly well enough in front of all the manlies, that they will be judged to be an honorary woman and treated how the most toxic of their friends treat women (really badly). Which leads to the pose off and the obsessions with each others’ cocks.
I don’t think he’s secretly gay or anything. I can understand why people would think this, but I think it’s more related to white male power fantasies. Because when you scratch the surface of the “big black cock” myth, you end up with racist rants that involve some kind of genocide because black people are just animals to these asshats. It’s really gross. Seriously, nobody cares about cocks that much. Sometimes a penis is just a penis.
And I’m gonna guess that this guy uses “fetish” to mean “I like to abuse people and I need a convenient excuse to do so”.
(Formerly AbsintheDexterous, but I’ve decided to use my “real” internet name.)
Trigger warning: rape, abuse, gender-essentialism, faux-Nietzscheanism, and Vogon poetry.
For those who aren’t aware, Fetlife has an anti-creeper feature which allows you to see a complete, un-deletable history of everything that a particular person has ever written. It makes it very difficult for people to memory-hole things, just because the world has suddenly looked at them.
Things like this, that M010N-L4BE aka LordMichael wrote on the topic of kidnap and rape:
Or this:
Or this:
Or this:
Or this:
(Except his second amendment rights, which he strongly believes in.)
But it’s not all bad. He also wrote poetry. Terrible poetry.
Lest I am accused of unfairness or cherry-picking what I’ve copied out here, I shall point out that I haven’t mentioned the passage where he Just Asks Questions about how Hitler might have had some good ideas after all.
I shall also quote him one more time, on the topic of whether it’s permissable to quote what people say.
Is he a rapist and an abuser? Decide for yourself.
@EJ
So how come that site hasn’t banned him yet? o_O
Oh man, that poem is…very special.
@M:
For all that he’s a vile, hateful and rapey human being, M010N-L4BE seems to be a fairly good netizen. Normally if you look through such people’s history you see a lot of “nice tits lol” and “lighten up, he obviously meant it as a joke” comments that they’ve left unasked-for on people’s pictures or anecdotes. There’s only one of those that I could find in his history, and that’s to someone who has him on her friends list. The man doesn’t appear to be a harasser, just someone who sits and says hateful things to small knots of other hateful people who voluntarily chose to listen to said poison.
Fetlife’s moderation (such as it is) tends to be far more about preventing harassment, catcalling and other non-consensual communication than about breaking up groups of people exchanging shared fantasies. Hence his not being moderated.
Also, they really don’t like to ban people in general: unless you’re openly advocating breaking the law or saying something that’ll get them in trouble with the cops, they’ll turn a blind eye. I’m guessing that this is a mixture of internet tech libertarianism, kinkster tolerance, and the fact that moderation is expensive.
I feel dirty having just described M010N-L4BE as a “good netizen.”
I’m sorry, I don’t speak leet…is M010N-L4BE supposed to be “moron lube” or something?
I’m always fascinated by the way white supremacists think the rest of us sit around awaiting our relationship marching orders from movies and TV. “I was planning to marry within my ethnic group, but then one day I saw a Hanes underwear ad with a black man and white woman laughing together. Something clicked, and I started frantically trawling match.com for a partner of a different race.”
Cast one female in a movie, and suddenly the entire thing turns into a sanitary napkin!
I guess it was only a matter of time before the one-drop rule started applying to women, too.
And here we have a Dunning-Kreuger singularity. It’s so densely un-self aware, not even stupid can escape.
This is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.
“VALIDATE MY PENIIIIIIS! Oh also Star Wars, black people and women are terrible amiright? But seriously agree with me so my penis can feel big.”
I have the suspicion that this guy learned everything he knows about sex from porn.
And what is this?
This man deserves a medal for the fucking mental gymnastics it took to reach this conclusion. I’m honestly wondering now if his aside about the size of his own dick was just there to distract the reader from thinking about where his logic went so terribly, terribly wrong.
@ Buttercup
I’m guessing it’s meant to be “Molon Labe” which is old Greek for “Come and take them” as used by the Spartans at Thermopolaye when asked to hand over their weapons.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
It believe it’s supposed to be “Molon Labe”, which is a line from Thucydides attributed to King Leonidas of Sparta. It means “Come and take them”, which was supposedly Leonidas’s response to the Persian army’s demand that his followers surrender their weapons. Because of this it’s a line that’s popular with:
a) The Greek army;
b) People who liked the film 300;
c) Gun-culture fanatics who are obsessed with the fear that the government is going to take their guns away;
d) (synonymous with b and c) violent neoreactionaries.
Given that M010N-L4BE has an avatar which is a still from the film 300, has posted things about his right to own firearms, and wrote that stuff above that I quoted, I’m guessing that d) is the odd one out.
(Sorry, that (a) is the odd one out. He probably is not a member of the Royal Hellenic Army.)