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Among his likes: Erotic wrestling, male authority, maroon berets. Among his dislikes: women and black guys playing prominent roles in Star Wars movies.

Over on FetLife, the kinky social networking site, a fellow called LordMichael lays out his objections to the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. There are three of them: The character Daisy Ridley, that black stormtrooper dude, and that black stormtrooper dude’s penis.

Oh, LordMichael insists he has no trouble “with having a diverse cast.” What bothers him, he says, is

the reason why they are there… the political “you go gurrrrl” message that’s being self flagellated everywhere.

For LordMichael, a self-described “Dominant Sadist,” the idea of a woman as a protagonist in Star Wars is

like taking a symbol of something from my childhood that I looked up to, that helped to shape the kind of person I am today, and smearing it up with menstrual blood marks.

Do you not remember a character by the name of Princess Leia? You know, who went around shooting people with blasters and stuff?

Well, never mind, because LordMichael has moved on to the black stormtrooper, who stirs up some, er, complicated feelings about race and, well, penis size.

This has a very big [Big Black Cock] Cuckold in your face feel to it as well… as the political insult to being male, and white (being black somehow excludes you from the whole being a male thing) continues to be an omnipresent smear throughout so much of the media lately.

LordMichael is especially concerned that by casting a black man as a stormtrooper, in a film that at no point will put anyone’s penis on display, director J.J. Abrams is somehow contributing to the popular perception that black men have bigger penises than their white counterparts. And this is a grave injustice to white dudes like LordMichael whose penises are actually plenty big, you better believe it.

No, this really is LordMichael’s main objection to the new Star Wars. Let’s let him explain;

I hear this statement said so often, any time I hear something regarding cock size “if his dick is big, it must mean he is black right?”

I’ve seen plenty of male penises, if only for the fact that I’ve been in sports teams, in the military, and I used to frequent the YMCA back when I could still run on a treadmill, and let me tell you, black people do not have any bigger cocks than white dudes.

In addition to conducting surreptitious penis size research in YMCA locker rooms, LordMichael apparently discusses the matter fairly regularly with men of color.

I’ve even had arguments against a couple particularly self absorbed young punks I could remember that said “I could get bitches better than you because my dick is bigger.” After asking them how big their dick is they said “9 inches bruh!” rolls eyes Please, mother fucker. It ain’t 9 inches. Realistically speaking, less than 1 in a hundred people have a cock larger than 7.5 inches, yet EVERYONE’S got a 9 in their pocket… I mean… come on??

In case you’re wondering, LordMichael’s dingle dangle is nothing to sneeze at:

My cock actually IS 7 inches, and people have a hard time believing me when I say that… which I don’t get. I’m white, which must mean I’ve got to have a 5 inch cock… and don’t tell me that cock size doesn’t matter.

Hell, penis-size-wise, LordMichael’s pink oboe is pretty much perfect, and by “perfect” he means it’s big enough to cause internal bruising, allegedly.

And besides, anything larger than 7 inches starts to become painful for the woman. Even my wife has difficulty with it at times, and starts to feel sick to her stomach from the internal bruising… and I’m not trying to brag by any means, I’m just trying to understand why this dialogue is even necessary.

Weird, because I’m also trying to understand why this dialogue is necessary, especially since we’re supposedly talking about Star Wars, a series of films that has at no point ever featured anyone’s penis.

This whole propagandizing and emasculating white men is just stupid as fuck. I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis, and now I’ve got “battered dog” conditioning starting to take place in my head.

Clearly, a white dude whose first reaction to seeing a black stormtrooper in a Star Wars trailer is DON’T CUCKOLD ME WITH YOUR BIG BLACK COCK AND BY THE WAY MY COCK IS PRETTY BIG REALLY IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE PERFECT SIZE was only driven to racism by having big black cocks shoved in his face, figuratively speaking.

So anyway… these punks are starting to believe that their cocks are larger than life because of the mind rot we see in the movies. They are basically selling out to the reverse racism because it suits them, which only lowers my sympathy for them, and then there’s the “little white girl” syndrome that has daddy issues so hard that she has to find the biggest, most belligerent black man she can find to feel as infantalized as she wants to be… without the consequences of having it happen with a “white man” (I mean, UGH! Right?) Because then she’s just feeding the enemy.

Oh, and by the way, LordMichael thinks it’s outrageous that feminist women (allegedly) persecute other women for shaving their legs.

I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do… it really kinda just breaks my heart sometimes, to see the state of things.

Truly heartbreaking, Now back to Star Wars.

So this Star Wars thing… The fact is, to me, what this whole thing comes off as… is NOT an attempt to be mature… to truly embrace an enlightened mind about diversity. Diversity should come from the creative mind, saying “let’s just add a ratio of different colored human beings into the mix, because it’s normal to do so, and it shows the variety of the culture.” What it comes off as is “patronizing” which to me, is just a subtle form of racism and sexism, but since it serves the little white girls “princess complex” and the black dudes “I got that big dick” complex, nobody gives a fuck.

Dude, you are literally the only person talking about giant black dicks here.

But I dunno, man… I’m tempted to not even watch the Star Wars movie because of it. It’s just getting too much for me sometimes.

Truly, it is the white man’s burden.

H/T — Ratgoddess

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Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
4 years ago

…how the hell does a message self-flagellate?

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
4 years ago

I know one person who doesn’t stop at just shaving the legs, but everywhere else not the eyebrows or eyelashes is shaved as well. He’s very anti-body hair, and felt weird to have random patches shaved for surgeries which have left him horribly scarred – scars that he’s had covered with tattoos. My friend suffers from a genetic condition which, to simplify its description; causes tumors to grow from bone and attach themselves to muscle. Surgery removes them, synthetic bone grafts are done and concludes with the cut muscle stitched back together and several months worth of recovery – these tumors occur mostly on the arms and legs but he’s got one or two on his spine and doctors believe he will eventually be in a wheelchair because of them. He’s also probably one of the most feminist people I know, a dominant, and a dear friend. If I had the ability to grow body hair rivaling the luxurious pelt of a wookie, and one day decided to quit shaving – my friend wouldn’t just not care but he’d still appear in public with me! I have yet to meet any feminists that are at all paying attention to whether I (or any other female or female-identifying) shave or not.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

While I understand that both the root causes of anti-black racism and the various expressions it metastatizes into are many and complex (and uniformly horrible), it always boggles my mind how much of it, if you barely scratch the surface, seems to be driven by white male fears of sexual inadequacy. You have pathetic, laughable examples like this guy’s rant, but then you also have far more chilling examples all the way to the most common pretext given for lynchings – which, while being at heart a systematic campaign of terror against black people, was so frequently rationalized as “he raped/sexually harassed a white woman.” (And from a lot of language from racists throughout the ages, it’s pretty clear that “they will rape our women!” was often just a thinly veiled “they will have sex with our women and our women might like it!” …which betrays some truly horrible misconceptions about rape, sex, and women, but then bigotry comes as a bundled pack so very often…)

It’s also important to remember that there is this pervasive, centuries – if not millennia-old – fear of the Superior White Race becoming ‘extinct’, due to ‘miscegenation’, or, in normal-people words, interracial relationships.

The fires of the fear of “MISCEGENATION” have been stoked hotter than ever, recently, and you will usually notice that the same people who scream about “MISCEGENATION” sounding the Death Knell for the Master White Race also tend to bandy about their theories regarding Jews secretly organizing white/other relationships to hasten the downfall of the Superior White Race.

Those who believe in the Jewish Miscegenation Plot tend to prop their ideology up using innocuous items from everyday life, such as a Jewish film director (JJ Abrams) casting a white female and a black male together, which, of course, means that he’s in on the Jewish Miscegenation Plot and is secretly taking action to ensure the Downfall of the Superior White Race. I’m sure you can find someone on Stormfront or Reddit saying this, verbatim.

In short, the rabbithole goes quite a long way down. And it seems like it’s Hitlers all the way down, too. One Hitler standing on another Hitler’s shoulders, infinitely.

The people who believe in this theory tend to be rampantly misogynistic, as well, and believe all white females should be pooping out little white babies in their barefoot, naked splendor in the kitchens of their white male husbands. Naturally, if you’re a white male who isn’t keeping your white female baby factory naked, barefoot, and cooking, you’re a “lefty-libtard cuckold beta homo milk queermo”, or something along these lines.

Grace Alexander
Grace Alexander
4 years ago

…. the fact that he brags about hurting his wife with his massive johnson is just… squick. (Of course, it’s her who has the “problem taking it”, not him being a brute…)

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

…. the fact that he brags about hurting his wife with his massive johnson is just… squick. (Of course, it’s her who has the “problem taking it”, not him being a brute…)

His associating straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on makes me think that he is much less straight than he perceives himself.

Well, that and the rampant obsession with black dicks. Mind you, I am in no way shaming him for being obsessed with black dicks. Follow your dreams, and all that.

Am I the only one here who is now mildly interested in seeing what he’s packing? With all the ballyhoo and hype about his Hyper Weapon, my curiosity has been adequately piqued.

Megan Rivera
4 years ago

“I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it”

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
4 years ago

I love that there’s been a recurring theme lately, makes focusing on an issue easier. But still, what is it with the sudden influx of cis men consumed by the revealingly projecting idea that everyone else is as obsessed with penis size as they are?

I’m also very confusedly utterly nonplussed and utterly… uh… non-nonplussed that guys like this seem to get all their information on how women and minorities behave from porn. Like Skullboy, a.k.a. Anton LaVey impersonator a.k.a. Davis “talking about Western decadence and the downfall of Rome in a video focusing on media critic Anita Sarkeesian” Aurini, LordMichael has seemingly absorbed a belief that most women regularly “go out for gangbangs” and “cuckold their husbands with big black dicks”, the latter a strange fetish I have only ever seen in porn, and even there, the point is to arouse the presumed white male viewer who has this particular kink. Not the woman or the black man, who are, let’s face it, generally fulfilling the fantasy of the white man, not any real, oddly specific fantasy of their own.

Newsflash, Mr. Abusing-Your-Wife-in-Bed: Porn is not real life. You really should have realized that when you ordered a pizza the last time and the scantily-clad, extremely traditionally attractive woman delivering it did not insist on seeing the inside of your apartment, would not offer “dessert” or “milk” or anything else weirdly unrelated to go with your pizza, or even given you an opportunity to pay for it with something else besides cash, wink wink nudge nudge*.

*Sex. I mean sex.

@Frank Torpedo

His associating straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on makes me think that he is much less straight than he perceives himself.

I’m sure you did not mean anything by it, and I’m sorry for focusing on this particular issue, but I’m fairly concerned about how you’re associating misogynistic rhetoric with gayness, that men who get off on the idea of hurting women do so because they are secretly gay.

The thing is, the power trip abusers and rapists get from their personal display of dominance is what’s arousing to them. It has little to do with the gender(s) they’re attracted to (prison rape is not disproportionately committed by gay men, quite on the contrary), and more on the idea of hurting, humiliating and traumatizing the victim. That they “associate straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on” is not a sign that they are gay, it’s a sign that they’re turned on by pain, fear, negativity and so on. That is the truly scary part.

It’s related to the concern I have with the popular idea that homophobic people are precisely that because they are secretly gay and deeply ashamed of it. I know there’s been some research into the subject, and I’m sure there is a connection, however socially constructed, between homophobia and the fear of same-sex attraction, but there’s just a load of unfortunate implications inherent in the line of thinking that oppression happens because some people can’t accept who they are themselves. Instead of, you know, the inherently dehumanizing mindset that arises with privilege and the existence of social, economic and political power differences.

It has a nice Saturday morning cartoon ring to it, that bad people do bad things because, I don’t know, they didn’t get enough hugs as kids, but it’s really just another way of giving white cishet men a pass and laying the blame of social ills on a member of a minority.

I’m sure I’m overreacting as usual, but idk, that just seems pretty iffy to me.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
4 years ago

I agree with Anarchonist (any relation with Cerberus ?) : being a raging homophobe don’t mean being a repressed homosexuals, and the implications that gayness cause hatred are troubling even when they are unintentional.

I guess part of the reason of that stereotype is how the kind of people who write that seem unsatisfied by their sexual life. But that may not mean they are homosexual ; they may just as well be unsatisfiable. It’s also impossible to be sure if his obsession is due to envy or jealousy.

AAAtheist
4 years ago

XD

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Mammotheers, please never stop Mammothing!

Mammoth on!

: – )

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@Anarchonist

Nah, I grok your vibe perfectly, and if it was juuuuuuuuust the HURT FEMALE DURING SEX attitude he was displaying, I, too, would write it off as mere misogyny, but his astounding obsession with dicks and the men attached to them is what qualifies him, for me, as someone who is obviously not straight.

That bit he wrote about casually conversing with people about their dicks reads like the intro to M/M erotica. I was waiting for him to get to the part where they rubbed dicks together. I was like HST, about to grab him by his neck and snarl “FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!1” into his face.

ej
ej
4 years ago

I’m sure I’m overreacting as usual, but idk, that just seems pretty iffy to me.

You’re not overreacting. That comment bugged me too.

Reading about LordMichael knowingly injuring his wife during sex did not make me think that he might be gay. It made me think that he might be abusive. Maybe his wife enjoys rough sex, but the tone of his statement certainly doesn’t sound that way.

People who say this:

and I’m not trying to brag by any means

usually are bragging and in this case, he’s bragging about injuring his wife. That sounds abusive to me. He can still be abusive, regardless of whether or not he is gay. As far as I’m concerned, his sexuality is irrelevant, but abusing someone and bragging about it online is definitely not OK.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

In this case, he’s bragging about injuring his wife. That sounds abusive to me. He can still be abusive, regardless of whether or not he is gay. As far as I’m concerned, his sexuality is irrelevant, but abusing someone and bragging about it online is definitely not OK.

I had no doubts about his being abusive, and you can be sure that I’m not handwaving off his abusiveness, that’s for sure!

I’ve kind of moved past that, assuming that it’s a given, and begun exploring the kind of headspace that leads a man to fantasize about engaging randoms in dialogue about penises, and then pass it off as something that actually happened.

Cerberus
Cerberus
4 years ago

Anarchonist-

Yeah, the interesting thing is how much these type of men take porn as some bizarre reflection of real life rather than an entertainment industry largely shaped by them and their particular tastes. And it creates this weird cycle, where dudes reinforce their worst most toxic worldviews from porn (all women secretly want it, you just need to press harder, women don’t want foreplay or gentleness, they just want big penises and to be banged hard and raw, women are turned on by pain, black men’s only worth is as a larger bigger penis, non-white women are only useful as exotic decoration and a bit of flavor, threesomes should only focus on the man and his pleasure, every woman instinctively understands how a penis works even if she is a virgin before hand). And then demand to see that reflected in their porn, pushing the industry to replay those toxic narratives lest they lose their most loyal audience.

And new individuals see those toxic narratives and since their sex education tends to be shit, just assumes there is truth in the porn depiction when it comes to sex, especially if it mirrors the toxic narratives other boys are repeating on the playground.

And it makes sense that guys like the OP dive further and further into this porn world of things, because the alternative is listening to one’s partner and figuring out how sex actually works and to those mired in toxic masculinity, caring what a woman wants is one of the most emasculating things one can do.

And the worst part of it all is when these toxic attitudes intersect with kink. Because, it’s bad enough in a normative context, but when you add the extra vulnerability that subbing for a scene or a relationship brings and the fact that guys like this tend to target those who are newer to the scene and try and hard-sell things like life-play (24/7 kink relationships where you are always “in role”) and you get this dynamic where someone is eager to meet their doms needs and try to be the thing he wants when what he wants is downright toxic, dangerous, and without care to any actual enjoyment.

And abusers tend to take those inches that a more submission-oriented person is willing to give to some terrifying miles. I’ve seen it myself and it’s pretty brutal and heartbreaking.

Cerberus
Cerberus
4 years ago

Frank-

No one, and I mean no one is more obsessed with other people’s penises than insecure cis straight white men. And it’s because there’s this bizarre system where insecure straight men have convinced themselves that penis size is part of a hierarchy of manliness scale that will dictate their entire life that is enforced with bullying from other insecure straight men (but which they convince themselves is actually run by evil cackling women). And which they then use to freak themselves out and drive themselves to more toxic behaviors and panics about masculinities and drive bizarre racist myths about masculinity and race (see the myths of the rampaging hypermasculine, hypersexual black man that has been used to justify lynching and viewing unarmed kids as dangerous predators).

And yeah, it’s weird from the outside, because the primacy of homosocial support from other toxic masculinity devotees makes the whole thing look like some toxic mutation of queerness, but it’s just a powder keg of cis straight white male insecurity, all terrified that if they don’t manly well enough in front of all the manlies, that they will be judged to be an honorary woman and treated how the most toxic of their friends treat women (really badly). Which leads to the pose off and the obsessions with each others’ cocks.

Sporkey
Sporkey
4 years ago

I don’t think he’s secretly gay or anything. I can understand why people would think this, but I think it’s more related to white male power fantasies. Because when you scratch the surface of the “big black cock” myth, you end up with racist rants that involve some kind of genocide because black people are just animals to these asshats. It’s really gross. Seriously, nobody cares about cocks that much. Sometimes a penis is just a penis.

And I’m gonna guess that this guy uses “fetish” to mean “I like to abuse people and I need a convenient excuse to do so”.

(Formerly AbsintheDexterous, but I’ve decided to use my “real” internet name.)

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

Trigger warning: rape, abuse, gender-essentialism, faux-Nietzscheanism, and Vogon poetry.

For those who aren’t aware, Fetlife has an anti-creeper feature which allows you to see a complete, un-deletable history of everything that a particular person has ever written. It makes it very difficult for people to memory-hole things, just because the world has suddenly looked at them.

Things like this, that M010N-L4BE aka LordMichael wrote on the topic of kidnap and rape:

What if the idea is not really as horrible as it seems? Someone just holds you down and has sex with you for a while. Its not like it couldnt be enjoyable to some degree… right? I dunno. Maybe Im losing my mind.

Or this:

Ive been raped. I know what its like. I can recover from that. However, I would not recover from being labelled a sex offender/rapist. That alters my life forever. False rape allegations are worse than being raped. In my opinion.

Or this:

Feminists love rapists… without them, they would have nothing to complain about, and they would have no power.

Or this:

There are very few people on this planet I see as human beings at all. Being human is a title that is earned through trying to apply yourself by using your mind, and your morality to good effect… despite how hard it is.

About 999/1000 people I meet fail miserably at that test. They are weak. They are nothing more than Gibbons in a human bodies. They are slaves to their own simplicity, and as such, I don’t really bother wasting my time with them.

Or this:

I don’t bother with “rights” per se, because I believe in natural order. If someone “does” something, then they clearly have the right to, but there will also be consequences to that action. “Rights” are nothing more than an illusion.

(Except his second amendment rights, which he strongly believes in.)

But it’s not all bad. He also wrote poetry. Terrible poetry.

Ode to My Inner Anger
The skies are dark today,
and the shores are not calm.

I will sit here on this bench,
and watch while the beast expresses
it’s pain.

I understand, poor thing,
I do understand.
There is no reason,
there is only what is.

I will help you through it,
just watch me sit here,
watching you.

Together, we can find inner peace once more…

Until then, show the sandy shores
what you are made of.

Remind the skies why they tremble
at your approach.

I will always be here for you,
sitting,
understanding,
giving you the love you need.

Let us begin,
my lifelong opponent,
and closest ally.

Let us begin our dance.

Lest I am accused of unfairness or cherry-picking what I’ve copied out here, I shall point out that I haven’t mentioned the passage where he Just Asks Questions about how Hitler might have had some good ideas after all.

I shall also quote him one more time, on the topic of whether it’s permissable to quote what people say.

The universe runs on ignorance to things that happen in the shadows.

Is it ethical to expose such things?

I hate the term “is it ethical.”

A better question is, “are you willing to live with what you are doing.”

Does that mean I agree with people who do it? No.

Either way… I trust no one on the planet, and only say things that I would say publicly.

Is he a rapist and an abuser? Decide for yourself.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

@EJ

So how come that site hasn’t banned him yet? o_O

katz
4 years ago

Oh man, that poem is…very special.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

@M:
For all that he’s a vile, hateful and rapey human being, M010N-L4BE seems to be a fairly good netizen. Normally if you look through such people’s history you see a lot of “nice tits lol” and “lighten up, he obviously meant it as a joke” comments that they’ve left unasked-for on people’s pictures or anecdotes. There’s only one of those that I could find in his history, and that’s to someone who has him on her friends list. The man doesn’t appear to be a harasser, just someone who sits and says hateful things to small knots of other hateful people who voluntarily chose to listen to said poison.

Fetlife’s moderation (such as it is) tends to be far more about preventing harassment, catcalling and other non-consensual communication than about breaking up groups of people exchanging shared fantasies. Hence his not being moderated.

Also, they really don’t like to ban people in general: unless you’re openly advocating breaking the law or saying something that’ll get them in trouble with the cops, they’ll turn a blind eye. I’m guessing that this is a mixture of internet tech libertarianism, kinkster tolerance, and the fact that moderation is expensive.

I feel dirty having just described M010N-L4BE as a “good netizen.”

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

I’m sorry, I don’t speak leet…is M010N-L4BE supposed to be “moron lube” or something?

Those who believe in the Jewish Miscegenation Plot tend to prop their ideology up using innocuous items from everyday life, such as a Jewish film director (JJ Abrams) casting a white female and a black male together, which, of course, means that he’s in on the Jewish Miscegenation Plot and is secretly taking action to ensure the Downfall of the Superior White Race.

I’m always fascinated by the way white supremacists think the rest of us sit around awaiting our relationship marching orders from movies and TV. “I was planning to marry within my ethnic group, but then one day I saw a Hanes underwear ad with a black man and white woman laughing together. Something clicked, and I started frantically trawling match.com for a partner of a different race.”

like taking a symbol of something from my childhood that I looked up to, that helped to shape the kind of person I am today, and smearing it up with menstrual blood marks.

Cast one female in a movie, and suddenly the entire thing turns into a sanitary napkin!

I guess it was only a matter of time before the one-drop rule started applying to women, too.

Being human is a title that is earned through trying to apply yourself by using your mind…About 999/1000 people I meet fail miserably at that test. They are weak. They are nothing more than Gibbons in a human bodies.

And here we have a Dunning-Kreuger singularity. It’s so densely un-self aware, not even stupid can escape.

Sue
Sue
4 years ago

This is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.

“VALIDATE MY PENIIIIIIS! Oh also Star Wars, black people and women are terrible amiright? But seriously agree with me so my penis can feel big.”

TEP
TEP
4 years ago

I have the suspicion that this guy learned everything he knows about sex from porn.

And what is this?

Diversity should come from the creative mind, saying “let’s just add a ratio of different colored human beings into the mix, because it’s normal to do so, and it shows the variety of the culture.” What it comes off as is “patronizing” which to me, is just a subtle form of racism and sexism, but since it serves the little white girls “princess complex” and the black dudes “I got that big dick” complex, nobody gives a fuck.

This man deserves a medal for the fucking mental gymnastics it took to reach this conclusion. I’m honestly wondering now if his aside about the size of his own dick was just there to distract the reader from thinking about where his logic went so terribly, terribly wrong.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Buttercup

is M010N-L4BE supposed to be “moron lube” or something?

I’m guessing it’s meant to be “Molon Labe” which is old Greek for “Come and take them” as used by the Spartans at Thermopolaye when asked to hand over their weapons.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
It believe it’s supposed to be “Molon Labe”, which is a line from Thucydides attributed to King Leonidas of Sparta. It means “Come and take them”, which was supposedly Leonidas’s response to the Persian army’s demand that his followers surrender their weapons. Because of this it’s a line that’s popular with:
a) The Greek army;
b) People who liked the film 300;
c) Gun-culture fanatics who are obsessed with the fear that the government is going to take their guns away;
d) (synonymous with b and c) violent neoreactionaries.

Given that M010N-L4BE has an avatar which is a still from the film 300, has posted things about his right to own firearms, and wrote that stuff above that I quoted, I’m guessing that d) is the odd one out.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

(Sorry, that (a) is the odd one out. He probably is not a member of the Royal Hellenic Army.)

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

Thanks Alan and EJ! I couldn’t decipher it in that 3edgy5me-speak, and my brain automatically went elsewhere.

I love the irony that the self-styled NRA “freedom lovers” who brandish this line are quoting the absolute ruler of one of the most rigid military states in history, one in which the individual had virtually no rights, all able-bodied men had to obey the strict will of the leaders, and a massive population (the Helots) was completely subjugated and kept in slavery. Sparta wasn’t exactly a bastion of freedom.

It’s about what you’d expect from people who get their knowledge of history from graphic novels.

nparker
nparker
4 years ago

These people constantly assume there is tokenism in the casting of women and minorities, when there are hundreds of possible other reasons!

I wonder if they recognise their racist and sexist arguments are so full of holes they could be used as sieves, or are too ridiculous to notice. (I’d imagine the second option- they really don’t seem that bright. They never do!)

@ Neurite
This OP guy certainly seems driven by feelings of sexual inadequacy.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Buttercup

It’s about what you’d expect from people who get their knowledge of history from graphic novels.

The irony of course being that one of the many interpretations of ‘300’ is that it’s a commentary on propaganda and demonising an enemy for political purposes (bearing in mind everything in the film is merely what we’re told by someone trying to whip up enthusiasm for a battle)

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

@Alan – When 300 came out, it was immediately co-opted by the right wing in the US as a proxy for the Iraq conflict. The irony being, of course, that the US had a lot more in common with the Persians (numerically superior force attacking a sovereign country on its own soil, etc.) That didn’t really fit in with their glorious narrative of America as the Brave Underdog Defender, though, especially since the Persians were depicted as degenerates led by an effeminate, bling-loving king. Propaganda indeed.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Buttercup

Yeah, it’s weird how people missed the parallels of a smaller force applying asymmetrical warfare and terror against a numerically and technologically superior enemy.

But the film is full of subtlety as well as the great action pieces and dialogue. For example, should we raise an eyebrow at Sparta’s description of the Persians as ‘Boy lovers” or do we recognise that doublespeak has been around for a very long time?

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
I wouldn’t be surprised if Frank Miller interpreted it that way either. The man is… interesting… politically.

tricyclist
tricyclist
4 years ago

I’ve seen a lot of bizarre rants here, and elsewhere. I thought the last manospherian film related rant over Mad Max laughable – but this has gone to a whole new level several orders of magnitude beyond.

It is utterly inexplicable. Not only from the penis size obsession, but the extrapolation of that from the simple inclusion of a black actor in the film.

It ought to be funny – but it is so completely outer edges of the galaxy weird, that it just results in a huge “WTF?” and I’m sitting here with #BemusedFace

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
4 years ago

Frank Torpedo wrote:

…or the black people who think that white people who marry black people are secretly CIA agents who report back to headquarters on what the black community is doing.

Really? That’s a thing?

Grace Alexander
Grace Alexander
4 years ago

LordMichael has seemingly absorbed a belief that most women regularly “go out for gangbangs” and “cuckold their husbands with big black dicks”, the latter a strange fetish I have only ever seen in porn, and even there, the point is to arouse the presumed white male viewer who has this particular kink. Not the woman or the black man, who are, let’s face it, generally fulfilling the fantasy of the white man, not any real, oddly specific fantasy of their own.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^YES. Thank you.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

I’m sorry, but it’s an insult to Vogon poetry to even make that comparison.

kale
kale
4 years ago

I wonder what Walter thinks?

Professor Fate
Professor Fate
4 years ago

Wow. Well that was different. Nothing profound to add just to note I don’t think about my own penis as much as this guy does when thinking about other Men’s dicks.

Robert
Robert
4 years ago

I’ve been gay a long time, and the unpleasant man who wrote that spittle-flecked screed thinks about penises more than I *ever* did.

It’s disturbing, in a disturbing way.

PinkiSyddyKitty
PinkiSyddyKitty
4 years ago

Frank Torpedo
December 8, 2015 at 4:44 am

His associating straight sex with pain, fear, negativity, and so on makes me think that he is much less straight than he perceives himself.
Well, that and the rampant obsession with black dicks. Mind you, I am in no way shaming him for being obsessed with black dicks. Follow your dreams, and all that.
Am I the only one here who is now mildly interested in seeing what he’s packing? With all the ballyhoo and hype about his Hyper Weapon, my curiosity has been adequately piqued.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that nimrod really has a weenie like GG Allin.
Also, to hear these guys talk, you’d think that Princess Leia and Lando Calrissian never existed.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
4 years ago

More white male tears are on the way. It looks like there’s going to be a feeemale Mummy.
http://io9.com/universals-mummy-reboot-may-have-found-its-mummy-1746951700

Head to toe bandages aren’t even a boner pleasing outfit. The horror!

PinkiSyddyKitty
PinkiSyddyKitty
4 years ago

WeirwoodTreeHugger
December 8, 2015 at 4:23 pm

More white male tears are on the way. It looks like there’s going to be a feeemale Mummy.
http://io9.com/universals-mummy-reboot-may-have-found-its-mummy-1746951700

Head to toe bandages aren’t even a boner pleasing outfit. The horror!

Oh boy! This is gonna be a good one!

Also, I chuckled at “Moron Lube”. Personally, I think it describes that guy better (considering his weird penis obsession).

Friendly Neighborhood Dragon Arthur
Friendly Neighborhood Dragon Arthur
4 years ago

Guys, can I make a one-way trip to Pandora… I think I’d rather live with the Na’vi than on the same planet with these guys.

I mean, from what I can tell, the Star Wars franchise always had a mixed cast. I mean should I really care about what the gender or skin color is of someone who’s trying to help me when I’m trying to avoid being shot at by Storm Troopers and Imperial Droids (granted, they never hit anything, but still,there’s always that chance that they will)?

JJ
JJ
4 years ago

Aww, he changed his name and hid his dick pics. Too bad the linked thread will stay there unless he’s buds with a mod.

Patricia Kayden
Patricia Kayden
4 years ago

Does anything MRAs write make any sense? It’s always silliness. If he doesn’t want to watch the new Star Wars movie, he just shouldn’t watch it. A few Black actors in your fave movie shouldn’t lead to ranting and raving.

Kudos to movie directors for choosing actors who reflect the diversity of the audience. Tough luck to racists. They’ve already lost.

bekabot
bekabot
4 years ago

“…how the hell does a message self-flagellate?”

The correct term is “flogged,” as in: “…the political ‘you go gurrrrl’ message that’s being flogged everywhere.” (I don’t agree with the sentiment, but that’s the way it ought to be expressed.)

Idiomatically, “to flog” means “to publicize aggressively.” It’s not exactly urban slang, but neither is it obsolete. It’s hard to believe a Dom wouldn’t already know this. They’re usually so well-educated. (Well-read, too.)

Maistrechat
4 years ago

@Gaebolga

It’s really a thing. My work frequently brings me into contact with members of the Nation of Gods and Earths and similar organizations. It’s not rare (though not exactly common) to hear people express those types of beliefs.

It’s not really all that different from the claims of transphobic feminists like Z Budapest (that I won’t repeat here unless people really want to know. It’s pretty gross).

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@Gaebolga

You better watch out, Marty. When I start posting over 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

http://s22.postimg.org/ul8qhs8td/10422911_969111203133185_6533419771756340196_n.jpg

This is the commonly posted meme about the White Suicide Bomber.

Here’s some more assorted wackiness.’

http://s22.postimg.org/augibwz35/11258370_986968278014144_51966585979302484_n.jpg

While this meme makes some sense, regardless of who teaches you mathematics and science, it is generally going to be the same. 2+2 doesn’t stop being 4 merely because a black person is teaching other black people about it.

Moving on:

http://s22.postimg.org/gc93zpuap/11701037_1013282772049361_5218479300668091919_n.jpg

http://s22.postimg.org/qnlgsdm01/12106701_10153252948099366_1018786555952473415_n.jpg

http://s22.postimg.org/tlifm2tnl/12109156_1070392633005041_3194878620806821067_n.jpg

http://s22.postimg.org/l1z1oblb5/12313872_1094495570594747_3964984814933507659_n.jpg

http://s22.postimg.org/opesudti9/12316275_1094495550594749_6310629406177243015_n.jpg

BRB, activating my Melanin superpower and flying into orbit.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@Maistrechat

Let’s not forget those wacky 5%ers who believe that a black African scientist with a large head – again, not making this up – named Yakub created white people in a lab.

While that idea is totally awesome, and I confess that it sounds radical and amazing, it’s also probably not true.

It would be awesome if it was, though! I wish there was an HBO Original Series about Yakub. I’m sure all of you, including myself, would watch it.

Snow Leopard
Snow Leopard
4 years ago

like taking a symbol of something from my childhood that I looked up to, that helped to shape the kind of person I am today, and smearing it up with menstrual blood marks.

Why is this pissbaby talking about his childhood that he clearly never left? Well manbaby, get used to it as I’m sure there will be more women and people of color to come in future films. Don’t like it? Tough shit.

PinkiSyddyKitty
PinkiSyddyKitty
4 years ago

bekabot
December 8, 2015 at 8:54 pm

“…how the hell does a message self-flagellate?”

The correct term is “flogged,” as in: “…the political ‘you go gurrrrl’ message that’s being flogged everywhere.” (I don’t agree with the sentiment, but that’s the way it ought to be expressed.)

Idiomatically, “to flog” means “to publicize aggressively.” It’s not exactly urban slang, but neither is it obsolete. It’s hard to believe a Dom wouldn’t already know this. They’re usually so well-educated. (Well-read, too.)

I hear the term “self-flagellation” and religious types who whip themselves as a penance comes to mind.