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Fetlife Sadist: The new Star Wars movie is cuckolding me with its big black you-know-what

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Among his likes: Erotic wrestling, male authority, maroon berets. Among his dislikes: women and black guys playing prominent roles in Star Wars movies.

Over on FetLife, the kinky social networking site, a fellow called LordMichael lays out his objections to the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. There are three of them: The character Daisy Ridley, that black stormtrooper dude, and that black stormtrooper dude’s penis.

Oh, LordMichael insists he has no trouble “with having a diverse cast.” What bothers him, he says, is

the reason why they are there… the political “you go gurrrrl” message that’s being self flagellated everywhere.

For LordMichael, a self-described “Dominant Sadist,” the idea of a woman as a protagonist in Star Wars is

like taking a symbol of something from my childhood that I looked up to, that helped to shape the kind of person I am today, and smearing it up with menstrual blood marks.

Do you not remember a character by the name of Princess Leia? You know, who went around shooting people with blasters and stuff?

Well, never mind, because LordMichael has moved on to the black stormtrooper, who stirs up some, er, complicated feelings about race and, well, penis size.

This has a very big [Big Black Cock] Cuckold in your face feel to it as well… as the political insult to being male, and white (being black somehow excludes you from the whole being a male thing) continues to be an omnipresent smear throughout so much of the media lately.

LordMichael is especially concerned that by casting a black man as a stormtrooper, in a film that at no point will put anyone’s penis on display, director J.J. Abrams is somehow contributing to the popular perception that black men have bigger penises than their white counterparts. And this is a grave injustice to white dudes like LordMichael whose penises are actually plenty big, you better believe it.

No, this really is LordMichael’s main objection to the new Star Wars. Let’s let him explain;

I hear this statement said so often, any time I hear something regarding cock size “if his dick is big, it must mean he is black right?”

I’ve seen plenty of male penises, if only for the fact that I’ve been in sports teams, in the military, and I used to frequent the YMCA back when I could still run on a treadmill, and let me tell you, black people do not have any bigger cocks than white dudes.

In addition to conducting surreptitious penis size research in YMCA locker rooms, LordMichael apparently discusses the matter fairly regularly with men of color.

I’ve even had arguments against a couple particularly self absorbed young punks I could remember that said “I could get bitches better than you because my dick is bigger.” After asking them how big their dick is they said “9 inches bruh!” rolls eyes Please, mother fucker. It ain’t 9 inches. Realistically speaking, less than 1 in a hundred people have a cock larger than 7.5 inches, yet EVERYONE’S got a 9 in their pocket… I mean… come on??

In case you’re wondering, LordMichael’s dingle dangle is nothing to sneeze at:

My cock actually IS 7 inches, and people have a hard time believing me when I say that… which I don’t get. I’m white, which must mean I’ve got to have a 5 inch cock… and don’t tell me that cock size doesn’t matter.

Hell, penis-size-wise, LordMichael’s pink oboe is pretty much perfect, and by “perfect” he means it’s big enough to cause internal bruising, allegedly.

And besides, anything larger than 7 inches starts to become painful for the woman. Even my wife has difficulty with it at times, and starts to feel sick to her stomach from the internal bruising… and I’m not trying to brag by any means, I’m just trying to understand why this dialogue is even necessary.

Weird, because I’m also trying to understand why this dialogue is necessary, especially since we’re supposedly talking about Star Wars, a series of films that has at no point ever featured anyone’s penis.

This whole propagandizing and emasculating white men is just stupid as fuck. I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis, and now I’ve got “battered dog” conditioning starting to take place in my head.

Clearly, a white dude whose first reaction to seeing a black stormtrooper in a Star Wars trailer is DON’T CUCKOLD ME WITH YOUR BIG BLACK COCK AND BY THE WAY MY COCK IS PRETTY BIG REALLY IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE PERFECT SIZE was only driven to racism by having big black cocks shoved in his face, figuratively speaking.

So anyway… these punks are starting to believe that their cocks are larger than life because of the mind rot we see in the movies. They are basically selling out to the reverse racism because it suits them, which only lowers my sympathy for them, and then there’s the “little white girl” syndrome that has daddy issues so hard that she has to find the biggest, most belligerent black man she can find to feel as infantalized as she wants to be… without the consequences of having it happen with a “white man” (I mean, UGH! Right?) Because then she’s just feeding the enemy.

Oh, and by the way, LordMichael thinks it’s outrageous that feminist women (allegedly) persecute other women for shaving their legs.

I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do… it really kinda just breaks my heart sometimes, to see the state of things.

Truly heartbreaking, Now back to Star Wars.

So this Star Wars thing… The fact is, to me, what this whole thing comes off as… is NOT an attempt to be mature… to truly embrace an enlightened mind about diversity. Diversity should come from the creative mind, saying “let’s just add a ratio of different colored human beings into the mix, because it’s normal to do so, and it shows the variety of the culture.” What it comes off as is “patronizing” which to me, is just a subtle form of racism and sexism, but since it serves the little white girls “princess complex” and the black dudes “I got that big dick” complex, nobody gives a fuck.

Dude, you are literally the only person talking about giant black dicks here.

But I dunno, man… I’m tempted to not even watch the Star Wars movie because of it. It’s just getting too much for me sometimes.

Truly, it is the white man’s burden.

H/T — Ratgoddess

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Amy
Amy
4 years ago

“Dude, you are literally the only person talking about giant black dicks here” is going to be my new response to everything my friends say in public, in the hope that it will at least occasionally be overheard by passing strangers. So thank you for that.

katz
4 years ago

I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis, and now I’ve got “battered dog” conditioning starting to take place in my head.

I wasn’t racist or sexist until women and minorities started existing in public!

StickB
StickB
4 years ago

I would find this loser, figuratively puking out his issues, without a single hint of self-awareness, in a public forum no less, absolutely hilarious if not for his insipid racism and misogyny. How does one end up with such a completely warped perspective on a simple movie? (Which I cannot wait to see. Yay Star Wars!)

Kale
Kale
4 years ago

Im calling shenanigans on his entire supposed personal life. I dont think women are crying sbout big bad hairy feminazi bullying, I got bullied for having hair, I have never seen a woman bully another for shaving, I dont think this dude lives, works, or works out anywhere near anyone whose skin tone cant be described as “snow-like”, and I dont believe he has a wife who suffers through his large penis (just rapey and disgusting, that little “Im so big it hurts” fantasy). I dont even believe he has actually seen a Star Wars movie.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
4 years ago

I hope he and all the other bigots do boycott the new Star Wars, I don’t want to be in a crowded movie theater with those assholes.

magnesium
magnesium
4 years ago

“I could get bitches better than you because my dick is bigger.” After asking them how big their dick is they said “9 inches bruh!”

I definitely believe that this is a real conversation that definitely happened. The only thing that definitely happened more than that is this:

I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do

They broke down in tears. Tears! Because he, a man, spoke to them with his heavenly man voice of man reason.

weirwoodtreehugger
weirwoodtreehugger
4 years ago

I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis

I wasn’t racist and sexist. Until women and black men got all uppity and forgot their place!

I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do… it really kinda just breaks my heart sometimes, to see the state of things.

Huh? I don’t doubt that there are feminist women out there – probably most often young women who just discovered feminism – that give women a hard time for shaving their body hair. But it is seriously not that common. I’m a feminist and I shave my legs when I haven’t gotten lazy about it in the winter. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about it. Usually when I see it discussed among feminists online the conversation is more about the internal struggle we feel when we make the choice to conform to a conventional beauty standard than it is about judging other’s choices

black dudes “I got that big dick” complex

I have met exactly zero black men who constantly boast about their big black dicks. Every time I hear or see the topic mentioned, it’s been raised by a white person. Usually a white man.

Has anyone involved in The Force Awakens stated that they were specifically looking to cast a black man as the star? Or did they just like John Boyega? Not that it would be a problem if they did do that, it’s just that racists and misogynists always seem to assume that women or POC are hired for something because of political correctness. It never seems to occur to them that maybe a white male candidate wasn’t the best one.

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

Shorter LordMichael: “I am obsessed with black men’s penises. That is all.”

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
4 years ago

…I have had many feelings watching Star Wars movies, but not ONCE has my overriding feeling been “OMG what about that stormtrooper’s penis???” I can’t even…HOW IS THIS A THING???

Also, as someone who, in my professional life, sees a LOT of penises (seriously…a LOT) race=/= penis size…but Ive only EVER (EVER!!!!!) had white guys ask me about 1. penis sizes I have seen and 2. how “other races” compare.

((full disclosure: I am a short cisgendered Translucent American female in a stereotypically female profession, albiet in a super prestigious role…and they still want to ask me about other guys penises. ::sigh:: ))

Mat
Mat
4 years ago

as a black man, I wasn’t aware white men thought about the penis of me and my brethren this much

I’m not sure if I should be worried or flattered

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

In addition to conducting surreptitious penis size research in YMCA locker rooms, LordMichael apparently discusses the matter fairly regularly with men of color.

David, just wanted to say that that sentence is a thing of beauty.

ColeYote
ColeYote
4 years ago

Huh, Fetlife didn’t strike me as a website that would be big with white supremacists.

and don’t tell me that cock size doesn’t matter.

Once again, I know where to get 13 inch rainbow dragon penises. I find it hard to be impressed by actual human dicks these days.

I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis,

Right, yep, totally believe that.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
4 years ago

I think the best part is where he starts talking about how his own penis is TOTALLY ADEQUATE YO! FOR REALS! WOMEN LIKE IT!

brian
brian
4 years ago

isn’t Daisy Ridley the actor, not the character?

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
4 years ago

Countdown until Walter shows up? It’s 9:22 blog time, I’ll give it until midnight. Not putting money on it cuz I’m taking a cat to the vet for possibly the first time in her life tomorrow and I feel that’s punishment enough!

On topic — seriously, dude, it’s FetLife, they either want to talk Star Wars, or about dicks, usually not both at once!

Bina
4 years ago

I’m not trying to brag by any means, I’m just trying to understand why this dialogue is even necessary.

So am I, creepo…so. am. I.

(And yeah, totally not trying to brag about how badly you injure your wife during sex. Classy.)

Funkula
Funkula
4 years ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how you use it.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

This is the worst thing. Every part of it is the worst. My eyes want to crawl out of my skull after reading that.

Even my wife has difficulty with it at times, and starts to feel sick to her stomach from the internal bruising…

Dude have you tried not regularly bruising your wife’s internal organs? Like what the fuck.

Nequam
Nequam
4 years ago

Viscaria: are you kidding? He probably gets off on it.

Robert
Robert
4 years ago

To be blunt, I’m a gay white man married to a bisexual Black man, and I don’t think about big Black cocks nearly as much as the OP.

Granted, that’s a low bar to clear.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
4 years ago

Argenti Aertheri
December 7, 2015 at 9:24 pm

Countdown until Walter shows up?

Lol, I was just thinking is Walter was gonna come into this thread.

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
4 years ago

We just need to understand that the only correct kind of movie is the kind that features only white males in talking roles. The eye candy chick can have one line if needed, and it’s to be something in the lines of ‘You’re my hero! Take me now!”
Also, no minorities unless they are non-threatening supporting characters / joke factories with no character background, because then they can be imagined having nothing that the white male viewer doesn’t have.

Anything else is beating LordMichael like a dog, and like a dog he will show his teeth after being bombarded with such vile attacks by people who need to know their place.

Or maybe he is just a fan of classical theatre, from the times when only men were allowed on stage to interpret every role, including women. Yeah, maybe they should digitally remaster the original Star Wars to erase Leia’s uppity scenes and paste in Gary Oldman in a wig.
Why Gary Oldman? I dunno, I just fancy seeing him with buns, dressed in all white.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

As the other black man who posts on WHTM, I must confess that I only talk about my penis in an entirely joking context, and that I have never engaged random strangers in dialogue about my penis.

Also, it sounds to me like this guy is gay and deeply in denial about lots of things.

I hope that he eventually comes out as a beautiful little girl who likes big black cocks, and makes himself and a lot of black men very happy.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@Mat

You’re sadly behind the curve, comrade. There is an entire fetish subculture packed to the gills with white men who are absolutely obsessed with the penises of black males – and the funny, screamingly hilarious part is that they profess to be straight.

I am bisexual, and even I am overwhelmed by how gay they are. It’s like having a My Little Pony unicorn barfing rainbows directly into my eyes.

Did you know that there are white men who pay black men to have sex with their wives? I’m not even making this up.

Me, personally, I would never do it – not even for $1M – because I’m afraid that the white man might cut me open from stem to stern, like that ol’ Jeffrey Dahmer dude used to do to men he picked up.

Catalpa
Catalpa
4 years ago

I was almost thinking that this guy WAS Walter, but I don’t think Walter had much in the way of racist talking points, actually.

They must just belong to the same club of ‘People Taking Every Opportunity To Scope Out Other Dudes Wangs – In Innocuous Places Like Bathrooms And Gym Showers, Of Course, No Homo Bro’, or PTEOTSOODW-IIPBAGSOCNHB, for short. Their membership bonus includes the ability to know a man’s erect size just from a glance at a penis at rest! Incredible.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

Once again, I know where to get 13 inch rainbow dragon penises. I find it hard to be impressed by actual human dicks these days.

Bad Dragon – making dreams come true since, well, whenever they showed up.

The proliferation of gigantic dragon penises (and other zoological phenomena) has harshly changed my entire perspective about penises, as well.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

I should clarify myself a little further – yes, I joke about my dick in context with people whom I am vaguely familiar with, like, for example, you guys.

I don’t stop people in the street and go, “EXCUSE ME, I JUST WANTED TO DISCUSS MY BIG, BLACK DICK WITH YOU.”

Apparently I should be doing this because it makes people like Mr. Fetlife Sadist very happy? I dunno – I prefer to be judged on the merit of my deeds and thoughts, rather than my penis.

I’d wager a dollar to a donut that the saturation of the adult entertainment industry with ‘big black dick’ category porn has influenced people like Mr. Fetlife Sadist, causing he – and people of his ilk – to think those nonsensical actors who like bellowing on screen about how they’re going to give that little white girl their big, black D are, in fact, really how ordinary black men behave when having sex.

Which…is complete bullshit, to say the least.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

Hey, let’s set LordMichael up on a date with Walter! Could you imagine the conversations (cock-versations?) they’d have?

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@LindsayIrene

Hey, let’s set LordMichael up on a date with Walter! Could you imagine the conversations (cock-versations?) they’d have?

I can see it in my head, now.

“So, who do you prefer? Mandingo or Lexington Steele?”

“Oh, I like Nat Turnher, personally.”

Cerberus
Cerberus
4 years ago

Heh, small world. I might be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure I and several others had an … intense conversation with this gentleman once due to him busting into a conversation about ace experiences with kink with a very specific idea of what ace people were like (celibate, sexphobic, and appalled at their own body*) and how his idea of ace people proved that ace people couldn’t be like ace people actually are in life, despite several ace people telling him otherwise.

Pretty much a prototypical cishet domly dom asshole. Full of himself, drunk on a particular flavor of toxic masculinity sold as dominant, absolutely certain he knows everything, mistreating of the poor femsubs in his life, and acts like the entire world’s women are his subs and should react accordingly.

The straight side of the kink scene is flooded with these creeps and they’re really a blight on the whole thing.

*Spoiler warning, very few ace people actually embody this description.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

You know what bugs me about this shit? (Well, aside from everything and all of it, I mean.) It turns me into a geek gatekeeper, because it’s blindingly obvious that none these morons have actually seen Star Wars. I hate geek gatekeepers.

shay simmons
shay simmons
4 years ago

Mat… be afraid. Be very afraid.

Paradoxical Intention
4 years ago

I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis,

“I wasn’t racist until the wimmens and teh blacks started realizing they were people like us decent white dudes who like hurting our wives during sex!”

ColeYote | December 7, 2015 at 8:52 pm
Huh, Fetlife didn’t strike me as a website that would be big with white supremacists.

Well, it is a fetish site, and he does label himself a “sadistic dom”, so that’s the kind of person I’d avoid like the plague.

Kind of like that one kid on a website that describes themselves as “dark and edgy” or “twisted and evil”.

You’re not “dark and evil”, Kevin, your mom still drives your ass to school in her bright blue minivan.

You hope that they’ll grow out of it, but then you see dudes like this and just go:

http://media3.giphy.com/media/p4cqQ0gUIMcU0/giphy.gif

Walter
Walter
4 years ago

A fair number of white people aren’t interested in seeing black people, or any non-white person, in movies or on TV. They might make an exception if the PoC is the sidekick or comedic relief but that’s it. In other words, a lot of white people are racist. Is that really a surprise?

I think it’s the white/black pairing, even though its probably not romantic, that gets them the most of all. A lot of white people are still stuck on that the interracial dating thing. They think it “taints” the woman or something. I have a friend who was recently verbally assaulted after revealing to a potential lover that she used to date black guys. It’s sad, but that’s the world we live in.

In terms of dicks, I doubt this guy has a big penis. It’s probably small.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

A lot of white people are still stuck on that the interracial dating thing.

You’d be surprised if you knew how many black people also object to it, Walt.

I am not one of them, but I am familiar with those who do. It’s a large, ugly point of contention in the Afro-American community.

You have the black women who attack black men who date out, so to speak, and then you have the black men who attack black women for dating out.

IMHO, the whole issue is a stupid thing to get hung up on, especially with much larger, pressing issues at our door, but it is what it is, as they say in the music-halls.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Jackie; currently using they/their, he/his pronouns)
4 years ago

@Walter

That was alright until the last line. Are you gonna write out soft-feminist replies and then comment on dude’s dick size in every thread now or…?

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Even my wife has difficulty with it at times, and starts to feel sick to her stomach from the internal bruising…

Michael, stop having sex until you and your wife can figure out how to do it without hurting her. If necessary, see a sex therapist. You’re awfully proud of your (self-described) 7 inches. But it’s not what you’ve got — it’s what you do with what you’ve got. Sex tip: Penis-in-vagina sex is only one way to orgasm.

I’ve talked to a few women who still shave their legs, and compliment them on it, and they nearly break down in tears because they get criticized from their feminazi friends for doing it, but then me, a man, comes along and says it’s a beautiful thing to do… it really kinda just breaks my heart sometimes, to see the state of things.

No, Michael, that never happened. Most feminists support a woman’s right to make choices about many things, even when it’s not the choice they would make. And a woman is highly unlikely to be grateful when a man compliments her on shaving her legs. She probably thinks you’re a creep.

Here’s something to confound you: Did you know that some women don’t shave (or wax or use any other hair removal method) but their legs seem to be hairless? Yes, it’s true! I did a survey of one woman — myself — and proved this.

Finally, Michael, your rant about your obsession with black men’s penises is dull. Find another hobby to expound on.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

@Pandapool

We Hunted The Penis.

Pseudonym
Pseudonym
4 years ago

Uh… he knows that all the stormtroopers in the prequels were played by a Maori guy, right?

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

Links to that thread have been being passed around the feminist-kinkster grapevine for several days now. It’s screamingly funny and the comments are even better.

Earlier today, the original poster changed his name from LordMichael to M010N-L4BE, changed his picture from a posed image of himself to a still from the movie 300, and replaced his profile text with:

“You must be lost. There’s the door. Have a good life, and be well.

It looks like internet fame does not suit the man.

I’m not going to pick on anyone for their kinks, so I shall merely note that he says he’s curious about “the sigma male personality type.” I didn’t even think that was a thing. Doesn’t it stop at zeta?

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

I don’t know why, but on that last one from Walter my brain saw his name and connected it to Walter White. I read that whole comment in Bryan Cranston’s voice, which made the last sentence amusing again instead of tedious. I hope his future comments will be just as amusing with Bryan Cranston’s voice. Or maybe I can start substituting other Walters. Anything to make Walt less of a broken penis record. (There’s got to be something about broken penises in the Guinness Book, right?)

katz
4 years ago

Hey, let’s set LordMichael up on a date with Walter! Could you imagine the conversations (cock-versations?) they’d have?

I’m imagining it would go like this.

jy3
jy3
4 years ago

Okay, I can’t be the only one who thought about this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjVatNQr-GM&w=560&h=315%5D

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Edit: Okay, how do you embed in the new format?

abars01
abars01
4 years ago

I… I just cannot conceive of what goes on inside the heads of the people who watch a trailer for a Star Wars sequel and are somehow inspired to write things like this. Sometimes, I feel like there are two different species inhabiting the Western world – ordinary people, and right-wing internet tough guys.

Frank Torpedo
4 years ago

I… I just cannot conceive of what goes on inside the heads of the people who watch a trailer for a Star Wars sequel and are somehow inspired to write things like this. Sometimes, I feel like there are two different species inhabiting the Western world – ordinary people, and right-wing internet tough guys.

People who are totally devoted to their ideology always have rather skewed views of reality, pal. To me, they aren’t much different from the Nazis who bitterly clung on to their delusions of being a Master Race, or the tiny cells of Muslims who think the United States is literally Satan, or the black people who think that white people who marry black people are secretly CIA agents who report back to headquarters on what the black community is doing.

I expect nothing less from them. They view reality through their tiny and specific filter of how they believe the world works, as dictated by their respective ideology.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
4 years ago

Do I get a half point for being off by such a small margin that he was likely typing at the time I guessed?

*collapses on the thread* g’night

Tessa
Tessa
4 years ago

It’s interesting how often guys like this complain that an increase of people that aren’t straight white cis-men in the media is an attack on them. I’ve seen “emasculation” a few times.

I think Katz put it nicely with:

I’ve never been a particularly racist or sexist person… UP UNTIL women, and black men, started shoving this crap in my face on a regular basis, and now I’ve got “battered dog” conditioning starting to take place in my head.

I wasn’t racist or sexist until women and minorities started existing in public!

Sounds a lot like the classic “I’m don’t have a problem with gay people, but I hate how they always rub it in everybody’s face.”

Edit: (wow the quote within a quote is sad in the new look, Katz’s quote is the part that isn’t large black text.)

Sofia van der Linde
Sofia van der Linde
4 years ago

I am glad the trailer of the new Star Wars film looked like the movie has more story and character to it than the prequels.

Whenever someone goes “I was not racist/sexist/homophobe/whatever else until…” You know they are lying. If you do not already believe it is okay to judge people on a single characteristic they cannot help, then a movie or a few incidents with people in whatever category are not going to set you off.

Whenever people claim that a random trivial remark or compliment made a complete stranger cry, I am skeptical. Either it did not happen, it did not happen that way or something else was clearly bothering said people.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

Sounds a lot like the classic “I’m don’t have a problem with gay people, but I hate how they always rub it in everybody’s face.”

I couldn’t even count the number of times I’ve been told “We’d give you gays rights if you stopped [homophobic slurring] up the place with your damn parades.” Same wording every time.

(Of course, LGBT+ rights would still be stuck in the stone age if it weren’t for those parades getting people talking. Damned if we do, damned if we don’t – and that’s the point.)

Neurite
Neurite
4 years ago

While I understand that both the root causes of anti-black racism and the various expressions it metastatizes into are many and complex (and uniformly horrible), it always boggles my mind how much of it, if you barely scratch the surface, seems to be driven by white male fears of sexual inadequacy. You have pathetic, laughable examples like this guy’s rant, but then you also have far more chilling examples all the way to the most common pretext given for lynchings – which, while being at heart a systematic campaign of terror against black people, was so frequently rationalized as “he raped/sexually harassed a white woman.” (And from a lot of language from racists throughout the ages, it’s pretty clear that “they will rape our women!” was often just a thinly veiled “they will have sex with our women and our women might like it!” …which betrays some truly horrible misconceptions about rape, sex, and women, but then bigotry comes as a bundled pack so very often…)

I don’t have too much of a point with my own rant here, except for perhaps idly wondering just how much suffering and oppression may in the end be traced back to a bunch of dudes unable to stop worrying about their peens. Toxic masculinity, indeed.

@magnesium:

They broke down in tears. Tears! Because he, a man, spoke to them with his heavenly man voice of man reason.

To be fair, I can imagine women being close to tears after this dude tries to talk to them about their shaved legs. Just for entirely different reasons than gratitude for his benevolent kindness after the meany mean feminists shamed them for their shaved-leg ways.

@Leda Atomica:
I would like to thank you for bestowing upon us the mental image of Gary Oldman cosplaying Princess Leia, because it is glorious.

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