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Worried about your penis size? Blame feminism, MGTOW explains

Not everyone has a giant wiener
Not everyone has a giant wiener

The Great Penis Size Freakout Debate continues. On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, one of the regulars has dug up a Youtube video from a random woman who doesn’t like small dicks.

Never mind that men worry a lot more about the size of their dicks than women do — hell, one survey found that women tend to be far more concerned with proper pubic-hair grooming  than the length of their partner’s dingle dangles. Reddit’s MGTOW army saw this video as an example of rare female honesty on this perilous topic.

“[T]his is just proof if you’re not above average you are nothing,” one Reddit MGTOW moaned.

[I]f she complains and you aren’t small, next the bitch, she’s either got something wrong with her pussy or she got her head filled with some of her girl group bullshit, and it’s not worth the trouble.

Naturally, it didn’t take long for someone to blame feminism for the size queens of the world. ShitfacedBatman reassured his fellow MGTOWs that only sluts and feminists complain about small penises.

Date short and cute feminine women and you’ll never need to worry about your penis size. Date a woman prone to getting FAT, a woman close to your height, a woman with a big-ass ass, or a sex-industry woman who’s been cored out a few times and it’s “possible” size is a factor in those cases.

You know, women being “cored out” by large penises isn’t actually a thing. The sturdy vagina can recover from childbirth, and there aren’t really a lot of men out there whose penises are literally larger than a baby.

But, as ShitfacedBatman sees it, size queens are only lashing out because they are losers in the “tight vagina” contest that apparently all women are competing in.

Here’s the dealio tho: women that say size matters are saying they have sexual liabilities. To be submissive, pretty, and feminine is actually a competitive sport racing towards female smallness. Women by nature should be competing to be small, tight, and “innocent” – which means size should never matter and if it does it’s her problem. (Western feminism producing masculine women is incredibly likely to be at the root of the problem.)

Apparently the most “masculine women” are the ones with huge vaginas.

I think the whole “huge vagina” argument made a lot more sense when Larry David explained it on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

This seems as good a place as any to ask this: I strongly suspect I’ll be coming home from Cali’s first (free) vet visit with an estimate for not remotely free kitty dentistry. How does one go about paying for what is not strictly necessary but really, it’d make for a happier pet and happier humans when dear gods hopefully she’ll be less drool inclined, or at least it will smell less foul?

My only idea thus far is GoFundMe since the internet is always up for helping kitties.

Man, this vet visit is gonna suck. No clue if she’s got a rabies vaccine any time recently, so that’s up, not sure if she’s spayed, no fucking clue if she comes with any pre-existing non-dental issues, oh and the resident cat hates her.

Seriously, this is why I keep fish. It’s so much fucking easier.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

@M:

Whan that Aprille with his cockes soote
The droghte of Marche hath doused to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich urine,
In which drunkenness is y-seen;
Whan Priapus eek with his swete shaft
Inspired hath in every hold and haft
The yonge shootes to grow street and talle
As the Ram and hairy as the balle,
And large beests showeth off their girth
That provoken Greken men to honest mirth,
(So priketh hem nature in hir corages:
Than longen folk to do fellatio!)

TamOcello
TamOcello
8 years ago

@Walter

Walter… Walter. Seriously, fucking Walter.

What the hell, man? I don’t know about you, but I do plenty of things that are utterly uncaring about what I have between my legs. And my hobbies don’t care about what -other- people have, either.

I don’t know about you, and I really don’t mean to sound full of myself or braggy when I say this, but… I see a -lot- of dick. I’m gay. No joke. And mine is seen fairly often in that regard, too.

Y’know what’s never come up? Ever? Size. Well, ok, there was one person who said it was too thick, but that was one person, out of… like… six? And y’know what happened?

-NOTHING.-

If your ‘size is everything in the world’ theory is really a Natural Law, why then has it never mattered? Why has no one smaller deferred to me? Why haven’t I kneeled before someone bigger?

Why has the one mention been “y’know, that might be a bit too thick,” end of conversation? Shouldn’t that person have been licking my boots?

Please, for your own damn self, put the pet theory down and take a step outside. There’s a lot more to the world than theorizing about, and staring at people’s junk.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

@Argenti Aertheri

You can ask the vet if they do financing/payment plans, or if there are any programs that they know of which are set up to help with the veterinary costs for rescued/adopted/feral or belonging to a ‘monetarily challenged’ owner.

Whenever I’ve had unanticipated vet expenses, I’ve been a “poorly budgeting” person and fallen back on the credit card. I should probably just be glad that in such situations there’s been a sufficient amount available on my credit line for the card. *sigh* I have a roof over my head that’s completely paid off and money for the basic bills/food, and manage to only spend client retainer funds on the court/related fees like I’m s’posed to – thank goodness my dog hasn’t had any major health concerns , just the regular annual license renewal, vaccinations/ 3-yr rabies booster for the license, and the occasional nail clipping which comes with a free anal gland expressing onto the vet tech who clips her nails, courtesy of my dog (she apparently takes aim and fires while they do the clipping, and I must tell the tech to aim her butt away from them because I’ve felt horrible when they’ve been caught off guard in the past).

Orion
Orion
8 years ago

MRAL’s first and longest-running identity was “men’s right’s activist lieutenant.” He was supposedly a male American college student who was short (in height, not in dick) and had a messed-up eye (I forget what was supposed to be wrong with it; it was supposedly functional but odd looking). MRAL opened angry rants about how women only talk to tall men, “facial alphas”, or Brad Pitt. (a facial alpha is apparently just a guy with a nice face) He would mix it up with self-pitying rants, and day-in-the-life stories about him trying and failing to psych himself up to ask someone out, ordering lifts for his shoes and then panicking that someone would find out, and being snubbed by a girl in an elevator.

“MRAL” was similar to Walter in that he was

–fixated on specific body parts
–self-loathing, physically
–admitted to spending most of his time online
–desperate for attention
–excellent at weaving back and forth between plausible and wildly unreasonable modes
–able to portray a character realistically

Most of our other trolls pretended to be cool, not sad, and few could have convincingly pulled off the gay fetishist character Walter was doing for most of his first thread.

Orion
Orion
8 years ago

Paradox,

Would you say that “the pen is in your hand?”

EDIT: I’m left-handed too. Argenti is right that it’s probably confirmation bias, but according to Huffpo (!) artists and psychotic people are more likely to left-handed than the general population, which must have political ramifications.

Newt
Newt
8 years ago

I think [SJWs] go too far sometimes

When? Please provide an example.

Claiming that “x has gone too far” adds nothing to the discussion. It’s a refusal to admit what you really think. You’re basically announcing “I disagree but I’m not saying why”.

If you actually want a useful conversation with a chance of changing anybody’s mind, say what it is that you disagree with. You might find common ground. You might persuade someone else. You might even learn something yourself.

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

Newt

An example of when they’ve gone too far would be when Black Lives Matter, if you want to consider them SJWs, took over that library and started shouting and harrassing others in the library.

Paradoxical Intention
8 years ago

Policy of Madness | December 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm
@PI

The best inexpensive pen is the Uniball Jetsteam. It’s the only pen I use. Once I tried one, I was unable to go back, and they cost a little over $1 each. I’ve tried far more expensive pens that are unable to match the cheap little Jetstream.

Ooooh, thankies for the rec! I’ll be sure to make a note of it.

I remember I had to purchase Micron inking pens for my typography class. They’re super nice, but I rarely get a chance to use them because they suffer from Too Good to Use Syndrome. And add that to the fact that most of my work is digital, it ends up not being worth the three bucks per pen. : P

Orion | December 7, 2015 at 4:28 am
Paradox,

Would you say that “the pen is in your hand?”

No, because I have no money to purchase all the nice pens I want. ; A ;
________________________________________________

Can we just keep talking about pens and stationary and planners? This is fun. :3

Does anyone in here own a planner that they use on a regular basis? I’m thinking of starting one for myself. I hope it’ll help with keeping me motivated and organized.

That, and there’s surprisingly a LOT of free printables out there for people who use planners, so using a planner won’t be as expensive as I first thought. Etsy and Pintrest are just chock-a-block full of ’em. (Though some of them require printing on sticker paper.)

Truth be told though, I don’t want to get a pre-bound year by year one. I’d rather have one I can date and such myself, and shuffle around as I need to and/or see fit. I like flexibility. Especially since sometimes I can be very forgetful.

I was thinking of getting a Filofax or a Kikki K cover, but they’re both really expensive, and don’t have any colors or styles that I really like.

I really like this one from Truffula Forest, but it’s also super expensive, and I don’t know if I’d be able to keep it looking nice for very long, because it’s so lightly colored. ; A; (Pastel Pink’s my favorite color though…)

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

@Paradoxy:
I use a fountain pen. Does that count?

Ellesar
Ellesar
8 years ago

I am also left handed, the only one in my family – not very artistic or psychotic though.

ej
ej
8 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention

I like the way Planner Pads are organized. You can categorize everything for the week. Each week is then broken down into days and each day into hours. They describe it like a funnel and it does work well. They do offer loose pages, but they are already dated, so I don’t know if you’ll be able to get the flexibility you’re looking for, but I do like their system.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
8 years ago

Here’s a short summary of MRAL’s socking to add to the early history Orion provided.
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2013/01/02/the-winner-of-the-man-boobz-troll-of-the-year-award-for-2012-goes-to-mral-no-thats-not-a-typo/

I think Walter is more likely him than Chaucer conspiracy guy because he’s created an entire persona here.

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

I thought that if I just ignore it people would stop, but that hasn’t happened. I’m not MRAL or Chauncey Billups or whatever earlier poster who used to visit this blog. I’m a totally different person and not some alternate persona of someone you’re already familiar with.

I’ve actually posted non penis related things on this board in the past. Some of them controversial, some of them not. You can find them yourself if you want.

ThatBear
ThatBear
8 years ago

@Walter

IDK, I think starting a bit of ruckus in a library is… more than reasonable, actually.

katz
8 years ago

Walter, I know you’ve said the not a sock, but you’ve also said you’re not jacking of to this conversation, and that’s obviously false.

Orion
Orion
8 years ago

Actually, I don’t think he is. He started like a standard fetishist but then he got weird. Like I said, he’s reminiscent of MRAL, who as far as we know is straight. I think he just wants the attention.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I think MRAL finally tired of trolling here, thank goodness. I doubt we will see him again.

Walter, I’m not sure if you’re a sock or a completely original dude. Either way, the content of your comments is a train wreck.

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

msexceptiontotherule — hm, I think they might offer payment plans actually, I vaguely remember checking this for Darwin, cuz reptile bills can add up fast. Thank you 🙂

Moocow
Moocow
8 years ago

*Looks up at pen discussion*

“I’ll take je penish mightier for two hundred, Trebeck!”

Contrapangloss
Contrapangloss
8 years ago

Didn’t we have a troll last year who was all “I’m a penis and that’s all I am”? Someone did some art for them, too…

Excuse me a moment, while I go hunting.

Contrapangloss
Contrapangloss
8 years ago

Nope. It was art done for a post David featured, wherein dude was convinced he couldn’t get a job in tech because… Penis.

Walter? You wouldn’t happen to be a gamebro redditor, would you?

Bryce
Bryce
8 years ago

“I’ve actually posted non penis related things on this board in the past. ”

That is gold, Walter. Good for you! 😉

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

ThatBear

We will have to agree to disagree. I thought it was rude and more importantly counterproductive because it turns people away from BLM.

Those students in that library had nothing to do with any kind of police brutality and bothering them wasn’t going to fix anything. It just made the movment look bad.

BLM is the most important political movement to me. I agree with them on all points, but they really do seem more concerned with causing a ruckus than actually pushing any kind of legislative solutions.

dhag85
8 years ago

How can BLM be “the most important political movement” to you, if all you care about is all dicks being sorted according to size?

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