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Worried about your penis size? Blame feminism, MGTOW explains

Not everyone has a giant wiener
Not everyone has a giant wiener

The Great Penis Size Freakout Debate continues. On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, one of the regulars has dug up a Youtube video from a random woman who doesn’t like small dicks.

Never mind that men worry a lot more about the size of their dicks than women do — hell, one survey found that women tend to be far more concerned with proper pubic-hair grooming  than the length of their partner’s dingle dangles. Reddit’s MGTOW army saw this video as an example of rare female honesty on this perilous topic.

“[T]his is just proof if you’re not above average you are nothing,” one Reddit MGTOW moaned.

[I]f she complains and you aren’t small, next the bitch, she’s either got something wrong with her pussy or she got her head filled with some of her girl group bullshit, and it’s not worth the trouble.

Naturally, it didn’t take long for someone to blame feminism for the size queens of the world. ShitfacedBatman reassured his fellow MGTOWs that only sluts and feminists complain about small penises.

Date short and cute feminine women and you’ll never need to worry about your penis size. Date a woman prone to getting FAT, a woman close to your height, a woman with a big-ass ass, or a sex-industry woman who’s been cored out a few times and it’s “possible” size is a factor in those cases.

You know, women being “cored out” by large penises isn’t actually a thing. The sturdy vagina can recover from childbirth, and there aren’t really a lot of men out there whose penises are literally larger than a baby.

But, as ShitfacedBatman sees it, size queens are only lashing out because they are losers in the “tight vagina” contest that apparently all women are competing in.

Here’s the dealio tho: women that say size matters are saying they have sexual liabilities. To be submissive, pretty, and feminine is actually a competitive sport racing towards female smallness. Women by nature should be competing to be small, tight, and “innocent” – which means size should never matter and if it does it’s her problem. (Western feminism producing masculine women is incredibly likely to be at the root of the problem.)

Apparently the most “masculine women” are the ones with huge vaginas.

I think the whole “huge vagina” argument made a lot more sense when Larry David explained it on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Okaaaaay then.

Apparently not only can you not accidentally put a blockquote in a blockquote, but it doesn’t…

Oh damn. Multi level blockquotes were explicitly coded for.

The mammoth has truly been slain!

ColeYote
ColeYote
8 years ago

I’m gonna say what I said last time this topic came up, no matter who you are, I can find rainbow dragon butt toys that dwarf you.

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

ej

But I’m not anti-sjw. I think they go too far sometimes, but I think that their hearts are in the right place and they are right, or at least make good points, most of the time.

ej
ej
8 years ago

But I’m not anti-sjw. I think they go too far sometimes, but I think that their hearts are in the right place and they are right, or at least make good points, most of the time.

I didn’t say you were one. I said you sounded like one. Your comments sound very much like a tactic I have seen used by anti-SJWs.

I don’t know what your game is here, but it’s clearly not working. There are places online where people want to hear about you penis fantasies.

This is not one of those places.

katz
8 years ago

ETA — Katz? I’m thinking Pell, you?

I don’t think so. Pell had breadth. When you caught him out on one goofy thing he said, he’d switch to something else. Plus Pell loved to talk about himself and share all the goofy, made-up, braggy details of his life, and Walter hasn’t done that.

I favor the MRAL-looking-for-fap-material hypothesis.

Or else the Muppets really are getting a lot more adult.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/1/16/Walter-whitebg.jpg

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

ej

The aren’t penis fantasies, they’re serious ideas about how to improve human society.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

I came up with another possibility:

– Walter is very lonely and thinks that even negative interaction is at least interaction and better than drinking himself to sleep.

Not sure how I feel about this one.

contrapangloss
contrapangloss
8 years ago

BTW, ths idea comes from nature, not me.

Biologist calling BS. You could probably fertilize all the crops of the Americas with the amount of BS in that one statement.

I’m revoking my support for Walter the Reincarnated AnglerFish’s Troll of the Year trophy, on account of the stench of sock and utter tediousness.

He’s almost as tedious as Tedious Tinfoil Tion The Annoying Abnoy.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

@ColeYote

“I’m gonna say what I said last time this topic came up, no matter who you are, I can find rainbow dragon butt toys that dwarf you.”

Dragon? Are they all specifically for butts? Do they come in a range of sizes or are they all roughly the height of a toddler? Are they dragon penis shaped or whole dragon shaped? Where can I find these things if I’m being lazy and don’t want to google randomly? 😛 These are things Katie needs to know!

Virtually Out of Touch
Virtually Out of Touch
8 years ago

Walter, “Exactly.”

Yeah but is it a “good” thing? I also think they were invented that way so older men could get their pedobear on peeing next to boys.

Listen, these open urinals need to go. I’m surprised why men have not done away with them and why isn’t AVfM addressing this issue. I would not want to pee in the open next to other women peeing. Awkward.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was MRAL either. He was before my time, but I’ve seen his work. At least if it’s the same troll I’m thinking of. The one who was socking as a female college student but outed himself when he got all excited about seeing a bra in the dorm laundry room.

It’s weird how we’ve been discussing him being a sock puppet troll and he’s just ignored it. There have been no denials or anything.

katz
8 years ago

MRAL had that whole whiny, sniveling attention-seeker vibe of someone who hung out here because we were literally the only people who would talk to him. He wasn’t penis-obsessed, but it seems like the kind of thing he might have made up out of a mix of self-loathing and desire for attention.

kale
kale
8 years ago

Its such a wierdly specific fetish – trolling an anti-MRA blog while talking about how much you worship monster dongs and penis-shaming yourself – but when I imagine “Walter” I imagine him just jerking it and giggling and drooling this entire time.WHY am I imagining that?! stupid brain.

Paradoxical Intention
8 years ago

Walter | December 6, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Paradoxical Intention

The idea that pens matters isn’t a lie. It’s the only truth in this world.

Fuck yeah, pens matter. Pens are awesome. I love pens and stationary and such, and I even recently found this awesome site that I sincerely want to get some cool stuff from. They sell nothing but pens and pencils and planner accessories from Japan and Korea, and I want so much stuff from there…

I’ve also been doing a lot of Pinterest stuff with inspiration boards for planners and stuff. Because I don’t have the money to do it in meatspace currently.

; U ;

(Yes, I know you meant “penis”, no I don’t give a fuck. I’d rather talk about pens. Pens are awesome.)

This sounds like something a misogynist would say to a woman. Like, word for fucking word.

I’m not saying it to women, though. So what’s the problem?

The problem is it sounds horrible no matter who you say it to. There’s reasons why it’s horrible to say to anyone, and we’ve been trying to get it through your thick skull that it’s a shitty thing for you to say because it’s hella dehumanizing and no one should do that to anyone of any gender.

Walter | December 6, 2015 at 8:06 pm
ej – The aren’t penis fantasies, they’re serious ideas about how to improve human society.

I think it says a lot about you that you can’t figure out a way to “improve human society” without trying to subjugate roughly half the population of the entire species.

Virtually Out of Touch | December 6, 2015 at 8:11 pm
Listen, these open urinals need to go. I’m surprised why men have not done away with them and why isn’t AVfM addressing this issue. I would not want to pee in the open next to other women peeing. Awkward.

I think it depends from bathroom to bathroom. I’ve seen partitioned urinals before in reference photographs (I had to draw a mens’ bathroom once).

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

@PI

The best inexpensive pen is the Uniball Jetsteam. It’s the only pen I use. Once I tried one, I was unable to go back, and they cost a little over $1 each. I’ve tried far more expensive pens that are unable to match the cheap little Jetstream.

katz
8 years ago

Pens are indeed awesome. I’m (overoptimistically) looking around for a nice ergonomic pen for a lefty with tendinitis that I can use for signings and stuff.

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

I thought MRAL was short for MRA-lite or something. lol

I’m not some previos poster under a new alias.

I also don’t masturbate about the stuff I post here nor am I interested in getting JO fodder from this site.

Contrapangloss
Contrapangloss
8 years ago

Katz, good luck.

I’m a righty, so awesome pens are a little easier to find. I still end up defaulting to the straight pens.

Recently, I splurged and got myself some inking pens in (.5, .05, brush, and chisel tips) and they are awesome. I’m not, but they are! I used them to draw diagrams and structures for EMT-2 class.

Paradoxy, thanks for noticing how awesome pens are!

Edit: I think I overused awesome, here. Maybe. Maaaaybe.

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Katz — it’s true, Pell would’ve made up some expert position to support his theory. I highly doubt it’s Meller, which basically leaves Mr. Al. Or he’s not lying about being new around here, but that seems highly unlikely.

Has he responded to you at all? Or are we both being ignored? Cuz Mr. Al would remember us I suspect (I refuse to call him by his proper nym, the rant about the word vile was just too much!)

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

Are there lots of fellow lefties here? I find in progressive heavy environments there are a higher than average number of us. Anyone know why that might be?

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

WWTH — considering something like 10% of the population are lefties it may just be an artifact of selection bias.

sbel
sbel
8 years ago

Most interesting thing I know about left handed people:
Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama were all born left handed. That’s 4 of our 5 most recent Presidents.

Probably just luck, of course.

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
8 years ago

Ooh pens! I have a thing for fountain pens as I spent a few years in private school and it’s the only thing we were allowed to write with. I have a pen pal and I write letters that are usually around 6 pages long. I have this beautiful stationary set and I love to sit and write those letters on patterned paper with my fountain pen.

Wetherby
Wetherby
8 years ago

Listen, these open urinals need to go. I’m surprised why men have not done away with them and why isn’t AVfM addressing this issue. I would not want to pee in the open next to other women peeing. Awkward.

If you don’t want to, you don’t have to. Some men use the cubicles for this specific reason. Others who don’t have any hangups about this sort of thing use the urinals because it’s much quicker and more efficient.

I suspect the vast majority of men (including me) fall into the second category – unlike Walter, I couldn’t care less about penis size, and unless you have a very specific fetish indeed, there’s nothing remotely sexual about the sight of a limp penis urinating.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

I’m still convinced that Walter is Chaucer Conspiracy Dumbass (a ridiculous conspiracy theory is a ridiculous conspiracy theory, whether it’s accusing Space Pope Oprah of time travelling or just banging on about dick size). I like this sock more than the others, though, if only because he isn’t taking Chaucer’s name in vain.

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