The Great Penis Size Freakout Debate continues. On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, one of the regulars has dug up a Youtube video from a random woman who doesn’t like small dicks.
Never mind that men worry a lot more about the size of their dicks than women do — hell, one survey found that women tend to be far more concerned with proper pubic-hair grooming than the length of their partner’s dingle dangles. Reddit’s MGTOW army saw this video as an example of rare female honesty on this perilous topic.
“[T]his is just proof if you’re not above average you are nothing,” one Reddit MGTOW moaned.
[I]f she complains and you aren’t small, next the bitch, she’s either got something wrong with her pussy or she got her head filled with some of her girl group bullshit, and it’s not worth the trouble.
Naturally, it didn’t take long for someone to blame feminism for the size queens of the world. ShitfacedBatman reassured his fellow MGTOWs that only sluts and feminists complain about small penises.
Date short and cute feminine women and you’ll never need to worry about your penis size. Date a woman prone to getting FAT, a woman close to your height, a woman with a big-ass ass, or a sex-industry woman who’s been cored out a few times and it’s “possible” size is a factor in those cases.
You know, women being “cored out” by large penises isn’t actually a thing. The sturdy vagina can recover from childbirth, and there aren’t really a lot of men out there whose penises are literally larger than a baby.
But, as ShitfacedBatman sees it, size queens are only lashing out because they are losers in the “tight vagina” contest that apparently all women are competing in.
Here’s the dealio tho: women that say size matters are saying they have sexual liabilities. To be submissive, pretty, and feminine is actually a competitive sport racing towards female smallness. Women by nature should be competing to be small, tight, and “innocent” – which means size should never matter and if it does it’s her problem. (Western feminism producing masculine women is incredibly likely to be at the root of the problem.)
Apparently the most “masculine women” are the ones with huge vaginas.
I think the whole “huge vagina” argument made a lot more sense when Larry David explained it on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Drezden
So you agree with my logic. That’s a win for me.
BTW, ths idea comes from nature, not me.
What’s a paradox?
Internet forums are not the appropriate places to air out your sexual kinks, unless the forum explicitly advertises that it welcomes same.
Walter my dear, I most wholeheartedly do not agree with your logic.
I merely pointed out that even using only your criteria, it should be considered a bad idea.
That’s not an endorsement of your logic, that’s pointing out it’s self-defeating.
Additionally, I suggest you reacquaint yourself with nature. She’s told me a great many things, but “little dicks= bad ideas” is not one of them.
Why were open urinals invented and why not in private cubicles like toilets are? Answer: men want to see other dudes’ penises
Policy Of Madness
This has nothing to do with my kinks.
That’s right! We’ve all seen the National Geographic docs. Sometimes, two male deer actually get their penises locked together and end up starving to death. It’s tragic.
Yeah, I think that’s actually not true.
Actually, what you’re proposing is exactly in line with the lies told to men by media and society. Men are constantly told that the size of their dick matters, and if it’s not big, you’re a nobody. What you’re proposing is pretty much an extreme version of that.
This sounds like something a misogynist would say to a woman. Like, word for fucking word.
“Women can’t ever be truly happy until they accept that they have no purpose beyond their vaginas!”
So, you can see why I’m super fucking opposed to this, yes?
Nah. Feminist/Humanist. “Egalitarian” kind of has a bad reputation, so I avoid that name.
You’re so full of shit.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4a/4aee5737f48eab9e8cb6db02bfa99554ed1fe9ae28ff1deee18ab36755feb89c.jpg
You rang?
You mean in general, or the specific paradox we have here?
Because the specific one we have here is if Walter’s right, and men with larger penises should be able to control men with smaller penises, and Walter admits to having a small penis, thus Moocow, who has a larger penis, can come in here and say the whole “cockocracy” thing is malarkey and tell Walter to shut up about it, but if he does that, then Walter isn’t led by the man with the bigger dick because the “cockocracy” isn’t a thing, and thus Walter doesn’t have to listen to him, and thus can insist that the “cockocracy” is a thing, but if he does that, then he has to listen to Moocow, and then we’re back to square fucking one.
See where we’re going with this?
Walter, I’m gonna spell this out in little words for you okay? You seem to understand small things better anyways. Your insistence that there are women, men with big(er) cocks, and men with small(er) cocks leaves me entirely unclear on where I’d even begin to fit into your hierarchy. That wasn’t a small word, sorry about that.
Your ability to ignore trans people, and assume intersex people just plain don’t exist, while claiming not to be transphobic… it’s truly impressive.
In even tinier words, people with tiny members are the bottom rung of the man club according to you, right? So men with no penis are even lower I assume? So trans men and afab non-binary people, despite calling themselves men or masculine, are inherently bottom rung. As are male identified people who where either born with an intersex condition, or lost their member somehow. But a woman with some mind blowing 12″+ member could be the leader of your penisland?
And you don’t see how this is transphobic?
(PS, props to anyone who read that as pen island)
ETA — I forgot to fucking refresh, I haven’t yet read this page.
I’m calling bullshit on that. Seriously, go back to your little penis measuring communities and get your kicks there. Nobody here gives a crap about your cockocracy and you’re becoming tedious.
Go watch some cuck porn or whatever. Nobody here is going to shame you for having a small penis.
@Paradoxical Intention
I meant for Walter to answer that. Shhhh. :p
Cockocracy? More like a cockamamie-ocracy, amirite?
Virtually Out of Touch
EXACTLY.
Drezden
Really? You’ve been listening to nature? Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? If you could you’d know why small dicks are a sin.
I realize by the time any one gets this far down they’ll likely know, but dhag’s link is utterly NSFW.
In other news, I just spent far too long looking at dicks.
Because of fools like you.
Virtually (and Walter) — um, because peeing in trenches was a thing long before flush toilets were? And it saves space, and water.
ETA — Katz? I’m thinking Pell, you?
Paradoxical Intention
The idea that pens matters isn’t a lie. It’s the only truth in this world.
I’m not saying it to women, though. So what’s the problem?
I really need to stop compulsively refreshing this thread, but I really don’t want to miss it if Walter dongifies any other Disney songs.
On the topic of something other than penises, may I recommend you all go see Krampus? Horror comedies can easily go very wrong but this one actually has some real tension and scares while also being funny.
I really need to stop compulsively refreshing this thread, but I really don’t want to miss it if Walter dongifies any other Disney songs.
I’m with you, but I hope he’s creative enough to not go with Let It Go.
ETA: Aww man. You can’t blockquote in the edit. I guess although the Blockquote Mammoth is slain, his vengeful spirit remains with us.
I’m trying to come up with a motive for Walter to still be here. It’s obvious, at this point, that nobody here is going to run with Walter’s stupid, stupid idea. If nobody is being persuaded, what possible motive could there be?
Here are the two possibilities I have so far:
– Walter is an incredibly bored troll, for whom the remote possibility of gotcha’ing someone into agreement is more entertaining than doing homework or cleaning his room or whatever.
– Walter has an unusual sexual kink and gets off on talking about his penis nonconsensually with strangers. This is the interpretation I personally favor.
What other possible motives could he have?
Policy of Madness
I haven’t said much about my penis. I’ve only mentioned it when asked about it directly.
@POM
I’m going with this option. The “check your privilege” comment awhile back is what really convinced me that he’s looking for a “gotcha” moment. It sounds like something an anti-SJW would say when they are trying not to sound like an anti-SJW.
Also, this comment from Paradoxical Intention:
Walter’s comments sound like someone trying to adopt the language of their opponents. It definitely feels like he’s trying for a set-up, even though no one here has fallen for it after days of commenting.
PoM — or he’s a returning troll who just enjoys fucking with us. That’s my vote.
WWTH — I shall attempt to summon the mammoth!