Over on the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, the regulars have come up with a new thing to hate about women: their alleged ignorance about penis size.
One Red Piller by the name of rumham730 touched off a discussion on this important issue with a plaintive query: “Why the hell do so many girls think normal sized dicks are “small”?”
Runham730 explains that he had just had a conversation with “this 18 yo bi girl at work” that left him fuming. After overhearing her say that “every guy I’ve been with was super small,” he asked
how small, and she responded with “idk like 5 or 6 inches.”
WHEN THE FUCK DID THE AVERAGE penis size become “super small”?
I have a 6 inch dick so yes this hurt my feelings a little bit even though this girl means nothing to me. …
It just pisses me off. The chick who said this has no tits at all, but yet if I made a comment about flat chested girls around her, you better believe I’d be considered an asshole. Yet girls can make snide remarks about “small” dicks all day long and no one bats an eye.
Well, except for the dudes who post angry rants about it online.
As it turns out, the alleged ignorance of women re dick size happens to be something of a sore point with the Ask the Red Pill regulars, many of whom have strong opinions on the matter.
StarDestinyGuy noted that
One girl I hooked up with said the last two boyfriends she had had 11″ dicks.
The odds of that are so small it’s practically 0.
They are ridiculously ignorant/oblivious on the topic of penis size.
IoSonCalaf seconded his notion:
Women really don’t understand dick size. Trust me. They have no idea what they’re talking about. Half the time they don’t even know what dress size they are
FrameWalker added
Yeah dude they don’t have any idea. Girls overestimated my size by three inches at times. I’m average. I think half inch variations feel like two inches to them.
Dude, I hate to break it to you, but those women weren’t confused or ignorant; they were being nice to you.
MightyTaint offered his own math:
Girls are dumb as hell when it comes to dick size. A guy with a 3″ will tell her it’s 5″ (just a little below average baby!). A 6″ guy will tell her it’s 8″. A 7″ guy will tell her it’s 10″.
If that girl thinks 5″ to 6″ is small, she is going to think a 7″ dick is really 10″. …
The only women who brag about fucking big dicks are whores.
InscrutablePUA delivered his verdict in the form of a numbered list:
1) They don’t know what the actual lengths and girths of the dicks they’ve had before were.
2) Level of dryness/expansion of the vagina affects how big a dick feels.
3) Girls are just lousy at estimating dick size because guys probably inflate their own dick sizes.
4) Remember that the bottom 50 perhaps 80% of men are invisible to women. If the top 20% of dick sizes are 7+ inches then that’s what they consider as ‘normal’.
Wait, what?
Since the men of the world don’t generally walk around with boners sticking out the front of their pants, how exactly can women even tell which men are in the top 20%, dick-size-wise?
MightyTaint offered a rather different assessment, arguing that a man’s alphaness matters more than his dick size.
If a guy really comes off as an alpha, she’ll convince herself his dick was twice as big as it was. It just has to be otherwise why is he so confidant? Typical rationalization.
Niczar went further, suggesting that
Dick size only matters if you’re ashamed of it. It’s always big enough when you’re making her choke on it.
Lovely.
Suck_My_Zarflog, meanwhile, reported that the gemlike hardness of his average-sized zarflog penis regularly fooled the ladies into thinking it was bugger than it really is.
My dick is average, 6.5 at most. However, I’m well known for having a huge dick because…my dick gets really hard, like really really hard. So when I’m fucking girls it feels more “intrusive” than some of the softer guys with 8″ that I’ve seen… Yes, I know this from experience 😉 Most bigger dicks can’t get as much blood into them and aren’t as hard.
awalt_cupcake raised the possibility that women today have developed an intricate dick-size-sharing network, ensuring that all women can learn in advance the penis size of any man they’re considering having sex with:
I dunno man girls lately keep tabs on guys with big dicks. How could they not? Snapchat, multi media texting to prove it, the immaturity of it all starting in highschool when Billy MonsterCockTM had sex with Sharon the captain of the cheerleading squad and she told all her friends who ended up telling the world.
But he’s come to terms with the size of his own penis:
In the end, it doesn’t matter. Unless you get surgery to make your soldier huge, you’re stuck with it. Make the foreplay and sex fun for you and it will be fun for her (unless she’s a slut) and move on with yourself.
Just remember: never get married.
Cyberdellic drew a rather different conclusion. As he sees it, his average-sized penis — “5.75 non bone pressed and 6.25 to6.5 bone pressed” — will never be enough to satisfy the shallow “hypergamous” women of the west:
we live in full hypergamy so women will literally drop the guy shes with at any moment if the next guy ‘ticks all the SAME boxes’ PLUS hes got a big dick…
this is why the words of Wu Tang ring true – lust em but never trust em
most women are evil cruel manipulative macheivellian creatures… its not entirely their fault either, media and other guys make small dick jokes constantly
ive been living MGTOW the past 6 weeks and every aspect of my life is greatly improved except im not getting laid….
so to answer your question
with the advent of tinder and women being able to get pummeled by a new dick in 30 min (24/7) women have seen a lot of dicks and want to get that ‘stretched out’ feeling that is a mix of pleasure AND pain
they like that
ill never be able to go deep or stretch them out like the other men theyve been with
the ONLY workable strategy ive come up with is to move to asia, eclusively approach tiny petite 19 yr olds whove never had foreign dick before and im trying to find a tight hole
Dude, stop worrying about your dick. Your dick is fine. It’s the person attached to your dick that’s the problem.
Obviously no one is going to tear this guy away from his obsession with penises, so I’m going back to eye rolling gifs.
Walter: You believe in evo-psych, don’t you, Diddums?
No im not putting words in your mouth I’m just explaining to you that toxic masculinity does come from misogyny. If you cis guys want to measure your d***ks then fine but when you are encouraging toxic masculinity and transphobia that’s when people are going to step in and tell you to stop and that its ridiculous.
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Damnit, embed mammoth!
Try another
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I’ve had a few partners. The only guy to ever ask me about his penis size — Is it small? Medium? Large? — was the worst boyfriend I’ve ever had. And let’s just say that I’ve had some not-nice boyfriends. He loathed and feared women. I believe that he loathed them because he feared them. And of course he hid this until we were involved. Then it came out, nasty comment by nasty comment, nasty action by nasty action.
Believe it or not, another woman “stole” him from me, kind of. I don’t like this woman because she is rude and controlling, but as for so-called stealing my so-called boyfriend, she did me a giant favor. I’ll be grateful forever. (Eventually — as in many years later — she dumped his ass. Yay for her!)
P.S. When he asked me about his penis size, I refused to answer. Yay, me!
Walter…
Judging physical or evolutionary fitness (or declaring masculinity) based off of a single trait in the phenotype is one of the most ridiculous mistakes a person (or species) can make. That way leads to runaway selection and ultimate destruction. You don’t want to go there.
Also, if your friends seriously are all that hung up about how everyone else is hung, might I suggest finding some other friends?
Zardoz had a healthier attitude toward penises than this guy does.
Two things: (1) Walter is both hilarious and oblivious. Not harmless, though: equating a large penis with manliness is all kinds of wrong. And (2) all I can think of now are juvenile jokes having to do with women’s perceptions of penis size. Which still make me laugh.
A little boy is at the zoo with his mom looking at the elephant. He says, “Mom, what’s that long thing?”
“That’s the elephant’s trunk.”
“No, at the other end.”
“That’s the elephant’s tail.”
“No, underneath.”
The mother is very embarrassed and she says “That? It’s nothing.”
The next day the boy is at the zoo with his dad looking at the elephant. He says, “Dad, what’s that long thing?”
“That’s the elephant’s trunk.”
“No, at the other end.”
“That’s the elephant’s tail.”
“No, underneath.”
“That’s the elephant’s penis, son, why do you ask?”
“Mom said it was nothing.”
“I spoil that woman!”
There is no way to say “manliness” (i.e. the collection of qualities assigned to ideal men) makes someone superior without implying that not being a man is inferior. This is obviously misogynistic. Children can grasp this.
I do appreciate the living example of what others have been saying throughout this thread, about how the obsession with dick measuring comes from cis male competition, not women being evil. Read up, Redpillers, yeah?
Unless you’re getting a little tuxedo fitted for it, who the heck needs to measure their own penis?
oh for absolute fucks sake BPEL means what… what the fuck does that mean. I’ve got BPEL on my CV because it stands for Business Process Execution Language.
and why bone cocks don’t have bones
and pressed, what the hell does that mean, pressed what exactly, pressed where. How the fuck has pressed got anything to do with cock dimensions.
erect length, the OK fair enough, but is that summer/winter, indoors/outdoors or drunk/sober.
hells teeth why do these fucknuts waste so much time inventing acronyms for things, no one other groups in society give a shit about.
gah! What bunch of dickheads
Katz and fox kit
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Like Viscaria said if you are referring to a man “not a man/superior” because they don’t fit in the “man box” then you are referring to women as inferior and that’s misognistic and transphobic too.
I think I can understand Walters logic. If you base manliness solely on penis size then you don’t actually have to done anything with your life provided you junk in big enough. The perfect philosophy for the MRA/PUA/MGTOW crowd
I’m sure these men don’t have unrealistic ideas about women’s bodies due to a combination of inexperience and bad porn. I mean, just look at that last guy and his conviction that if he can just move to Asia he will be swarmed by anime schoolgirls with tiny vaginas who will gasp in amazement at his mighty white penis. That’s a thing that happens in reality.
I can’t believe David missed this comment, which definitively answers the question of why women overestimate penis size:
Because these women have fat gaping snatches with no muscle tone because they are a pack of lazy bitches who never exercise. They are lazy and think they dont have to work for sex, and have no concept of sexual fitness.
There’s your problem, ladies: fat vaginas. I’m not sure what any of this means, but my generous interpretation is that it’s the angriest, most confused description of Kegels I’ve seen since the last time I looked at Reddit.
As for the original poster, he has a new post on the Redpill subreddit entitled “Asked a girl to hang out, she told me she ‘has standards’.” Oh, Redpill.
Red Pill logic:
Men who have standards=totally alpha
Women who have standards=(Insert any misognistic slur here in big capital letters) “This is why you will never get any man becuase you are shallow! It’s not fair that I’m seen as a misognistic creep when I have standards! heightism, d***ism and misandry are totally real!” :cis, straight male tears roll down cheeks:
@ellesar:
Me too, except for the cystitis part (*whew!*) I had to stop him in the middle of things and send him home, much to our mutual disappointment (and thank all the gods that he DID stop!)
@RosaDeLava
I dunno, the large-schlong born in a small-schlong family might just reinforce the whole idea. How about some (vile! perverse! debauched!) woman (I’m sorry, I mean slut) decides to buck all the trends and sleep with a Small-Schlong. The Small-Schlong turns out to be much better at pleasing her than the Large-Schlongs. Chaos ensues: we can’t have that! So Small-Schlong is forced to duel with the Large-Schlong Champion. However, the problem is that Large-Schlong duels are decided by fencing with their erect cocks, and Small-Schlong is so small that this won’t be possible. So they make Small-Schlong wear a strap-on to equalize things. Having been bred for schlong size rather than brains, they fail to realise that Small-Schlong has chosen a particularly solid strap-on. He wins at the first blow. Jaws drop. Small-Schlong pulls off the strap-on and proudly stands before the populace. Women cheer. A new era dawns. Dudebros everywhere stare at the screen, wondering what the fuck is going on and thinking that maybe the bro who thought the cock-duelling was kind of gay and didn’t stay for the end had a point.
Then how in the great, green earth do you manage to see this casually (in the gym, at the urinal, etc)?
I will never be caught up, for I have been killed by laughter — “Penis is not a myth of a lie. It is the truth.”
I’m sad that I read this whole thread because for the rest of the night I’m going to the thinking about the phrase ‘pecker order’. Also pondering the lack of symmetry between being a big dick and having a big dick.
I mean, at a urinal in a strip club might work, but it’s my understanding that it’s difficult to pee when fully erect.
Could be the warm sun, could be the breeze…