Over on the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, the regulars have come up with a new thing to hate about women: their alleged ignorance about penis size.
One Red Piller by the name of rumham730 touched off a discussion on this important issue with a plaintive query: “Why the hell do so many girls think normal sized dicks are “small”?”
Runham730 explains that he had just had a conversation with “this 18 yo bi girl at work” that left him fuming. After overhearing her say that “every guy I’ve been with was super small,” he asked
how small, and she responded with “idk like 5 or 6 inches.”
WHEN THE FUCK DID THE AVERAGE penis size become “super small”?
I have a 6 inch dick so yes this hurt my feelings a little bit even though this girl means nothing to me. …
It just pisses me off. The chick who said this has no tits at all, but yet if I made a comment about flat chested girls around her, you better believe I’d be considered an asshole. Yet girls can make snide remarks about “small” dicks all day long and no one bats an eye.
Well, except for the dudes who post angry rants about it online.
As it turns out, the alleged ignorance of women re dick size happens to be something of a sore point with the Ask the Red Pill regulars, many of whom have strong opinions on the matter.
StarDestinyGuy noted that
One girl I hooked up with said the last two boyfriends she had had 11″ dicks.
The odds of that are so small it’s practically 0.
They are ridiculously ignorant/oblivious on the topic of penis size.
IoSonCalaf seconded his notion:
Women really don’t understand dick size. Trust me. They have no idea what they’re talking about. Half the time they don’t even know what dress size they are
FrameWalker added
Yeah dude they don’t have any idea. Girls overestimated my size by three inches at times. I’m average. I think half inch variations feel like two inches to them.
Dude, I hate to break it to you, but those women weren’t confused or ignorant; they were being nice to you.
MightyTaint offered his own math:
Girls are dumb as hell when it comes to dick size. A guy with a 3″ will tell her it’s 5″ (just a little below average baby!). A 6″ guy will tell her it’s 8″. A 7″ guy will tell her it’s 10″.
If that girl thinks 5″ to 6″ is small, she is going to think a 7″ dick is really 10″. …
The only women who brag about fucking big dicks are whores.
InscrutablePUA delivered his verdict in the form of a numbered list:
1) They don’t know what the actual lengths and girths of the dicks they’ve had before were.
2) Level of dryness/expansion of the vagina affects how big a dick feels.
3) Girls are just lousy at estimating dick size because guys probably inflate their own dick sizes.
4) Remember that the bottom 50 perhaps 80% of men are invisible to women. If the top 20% of dick sizes are 7+ inches then that’s what they consider as ‘normal’.
Wait, what?
Since the men of the world don’t generally walk around with boners sticking out the front of their pants, how exactly can women even tell which men are in the top 20%, dick-size-wise?
MightyTaint offered a rather different assessment, arguing that a man’s alphaness matters more than his dick size.
If a guy really comes off as an alpha, she’ll convince herself his dick was twice as big as it was. It just has to be otherwise why is he so confidant? Typical rationalization.
Niczar went further, suggesting that
Dick size only matters if you’re ashamed of it. It’s always big enough when you’re making her choke on it.
Lovely.
Suck_My_Zarflog, meanwhile, reported that the gemlike hardness of his average-sized zarflog penis regularly fooled the ladies into thinking it was bugger than it really is.
My dick is average, 6.5 at most. However, I’m well known for having a huge dick because…my dick gets really hard, like really really hard. So when I’m fucking girls it feels more “intrusive” than some of the softer guys with 8″ that I’ve seen… Yes, I know this from experience 😉 Most bigger dicks can’t get as much blood into them and aren’t as hard.
awalt_cupcake raised the possibility that women today have developed an intricate dick-size-sharing network, ensuring that all women can learn in advance the penis size of any man they’re considering having sex with:
I dunno man girls lately keep tabs on guys with big dicks. How could they not? Snapchat, multi media texting to prove it, the immaturity of it all starting in highschool when Billy MonsterCockTM had sex with Sharon the captain of the cheerleading squad and she told all her friends who ended up telling the world.
But he’s come to terms with the size of his own penis:
In the end, it doesn’t matter. Unless you get surgery to make your soldier huge, you’re stuck with it. Make the foreplay and sex fun for you and it will be fun for her (unless she’s a slut) and move on with yourself.
Just remember: never get married.
Cyberdellic drew a rather different conclusion. As he sees it, his average-sized penis — “5.75 non bone pressed and 6.25 to6.5 bone pressed” — will never be enough to satisfy the shallow “hypergamous” women of the west:
we live in full hypergamy so women will literally drop the guy shes with at any moment if the next guy ‘ticks all the SAME boxes’ PLUS hes got a big dick…
this is why the words of Wu Tang ring true – lust em but never trust em
most women are evil cruel manipulative macheivellian creatures… its not entirely their fault either, media and other guys make small dick jokes constantly
ive been living MGTOW the past 6 weeks and every aspect of my life is greatly improved except im not getting laid….
so to answer your question
with the advent of tinder and women being able to get pummeled by a new dick in 30 min (24/7) women have seen a lot of dicks and want to get that ‘stretched out’ feeling that is a mix of pleasure AND pain
they like that
ill never be able to go deep or stretch them out like the other men theyve been with
the ONLY workable strategy ive come up with is to move to asia, eclusively approach tiny petite 19 yr olds whove never had foreign dick before and im trying to find a tight hole
Dude, stop worrying about your dick. Your dick is fine. It’s the person attached to your dick that’s the problem.
@Orion
Hey, it’s someone’s thing.
@Paradoxical
Well women have been made to feel insecure about our body parts for ages so I can’t say I’m unhappy if men now feel insecure about theirs. What goes around comes around, fellas!
One, no, that’s not okay. I can’t speak for everyone, but this whole idea of “bigger penis, better man!” is toxic masculinity bullshit that’s been around forever is really gross, and it needs to stop too.
Two, not everyone who has a penis (who has been made to feel bad about it) is a dude, nor are all men like the OP. That being said, nobody deserves this kind of treatment, and the fact that women have been through this shit and know how it wrecks a person should be a reason not to cheer for this kind of thing.
Three, “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind”. Applauding men being shamed for their bodies is the kind of shit that manospherians accuse us feminists of doing that they in turn use to justify making us feel like shit. Stop giving them a fucking excuse.
I fucked up the blockquote. My response begins at “One, no,…”
Yeah, as a woman who has struggled with body image issues my whole life, I can’t say it helps me when men are made to have them too. Combating unrealistic beauty standards for women isn’t about taking vengeance against men. It’s about separating a person’s overall worth from their appearance. Expanding definitions of beauty is important, but I think it’s more important to stop caring about anyone’s appearance for purposes other than choosing sexual partners.
That said, it does irritate me a bit that men are taking body image issues seriously only now that male beauty standards are becoming more harsh and rigid. When it was just a woman’s issue they generally saw it as vanity, frivolity, or pathetic insecurity.
“When it was just a woman’s issue they generally saw it as vanity, frivolity, or pathetic insecurity.”
When it was just a woman’s issue they ENCOURAGED it. And they still encourage it – for women.
Women really don’t understand dick size?
Another day, another fake complaint about women from the MRM.
Like Gaebolga, I checked the Interwebz for that centuries-old expression, “If it’s a giant cock, yada-yada-yada.” Zero. Zip. Nada. Except, of course, for Walter’s comment. Walter has a very active fantasy life.
@Contrapangloss
The kittyz are adorable. I’m so glad that they’ve come in out of the cold. Good luck!
@Argenti Aertheri
What a devoted kitty parent you are! I’m glad Cali is doing well.
I knew Walter was a (comedic) troll on his first post. That people took him seriously is immensely baffling. I’ve read a couple pages worth of responses and it looks like folks still think he’s serious. (Maybe that changed after I no longer had time to continue reading.)
But I’m glad of that. This has been the funniest collection of posts I’ve ever read on one blog post in the history of ever.
chosen_name — nawh, I think we all know, it’s just tradition around these parts to get as many laughs out of the trolls as possible.
Wetherby — did he spend 17 pages discussing the word “vile”?
Re: Virtually — another thread, another questionable comment, another round of “thats not okay” and another round of ignoring said criticism. This is why we play with folks like Walter, they’re at least humorous in their wrongness.
I forgot contrapangloss! Your little fluff balls are precious! Good luck getting them to be lap cats — Cali totally is, and the vet should be calling to schedule tomorrow. Idk if they’re near you // the cats, but plug VCA hospital into google, they offer free first visit for up to two cats/dogs per household. And the local one has a reptile specialist, hence how I know this!
Walter’s dream:
@AnAndrejaPejicBlog
That’s fucking incredible.
Walter is almost certainly a fetishist of some kind. It’s really common online for men to pretend that the world really does work the way their porn does or the way they wish it did. Generally, they are smart enough to know better, and it’s because they know better that they repeat themselves so often. Describing their fantasies aloud as if they were true makes them feel more “real,” temporarily, and that turns them on.
Thanks, Orion. That was my sneaking suspicion.
And I’ve observed that lots of sexist men pretend that the world really does work the way they wish it did, i.e., that they are king of the world. And they expect their significant others to support them in that pretense.
This pretense is a meme in many movies and TV shows of the 1950s and 1960s. The wife suggests something to her husband. The husband repeats it as his idea. The wife says, “That’s a great idea!”
Damn you, Mammoth block quote!
In this thread we have established that Moocow is the manliest of us all. On the other hand, in my opinion this is the smartest thing that’s been said in the thread. There is only one conclusion that can be drawn: Moocow must have said it. Orion must have been quoting.
@EJ (The Other One)
Yes!
OTOH, what you just said was really smart. Was Orion quoting you?
Inquiring minds need to know.
Everything smart said by male Mammotheers must be attributed to Moocow. Likewise, he gets to blame us for anything less-than-clever he says. He, after all, hunted the Mammoth. And by Mammoth I mean enormous penis.
I spent ages just then trying to work the Captain Hammer line “the hammer is my penis” into that, but couldn’t get it to work. I’m just not funny enough. Anyone else have any ideas?
@EJ (The Other One)
OK, sounds reasonable. Despite his name, Moocow is the source of all male Mammoth wisdom & wisecracks. And if (big “if”) he ever fails to be brilliant, we are to blame. Got it.
@EJ
How’s that? Too subtle?
@Jackie:
I was going for something like “The Mammoth is not his hands. The Mammoth is his penis”, but couldn’t get it to work.
AnAndrejaPejicBlog
I’ve always loved that gif. And yes that is a dream of mine. That is another of my favorite day dreams. I just walk around my with my gigantic dick and crush anyone who gets in my way. Not just people, but buildings and cars and mountains and everything. One time I imagined that my dick got so big that it destroyed the whole world. It was amazing.
Weirdly enough this is on Salon’s page today:
http://www.salon.com/2015/12/02/history_of_penis_worship_partner/
I’m devastated at Parliament’s decision to bomb Syria. Proof that politicians are incapable of learning from the mistakes of the past.
But in good news, Oscar Pistorius had his manslaughter sentence overturned and has now been charged with murder. Finally. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/oscar-pistorius-guilty-of-reeva-steenkamp-murder-a6758386.html
@sunnysombrera
I followed the Oscar Pistorius case very closely, and that is good news. I don’t think that US law would allow someone to be convicted of a worse crime after the original conviction. The South Africa system seems weird-ass to me. But maybe it works for them.
Maybe now Reeva Steenkamp’s parents will feel that justice has been served.
@ Sunnysombrera & Kat
I can explain the legal procedure behind the Pistorius decision if you’re bothered, or we can just welcome the result.