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“Women REALLY don’t understand dick size,” Red Pill dudes complain

Measuring things is hard.
Measuring things is hard.

Over on the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, the regulars have come up with a new thing to hate about women: their alleged ignorance about penis size.

One Red Piller by the name of rumham730 touched off a discussion on this important issue with a plaintive query: “Why the hell do so many girls think normal sized dicks are “small”?

Runham730 explains that he had just had a conversation with “this 18 yo bi girl at work” that left him fuming. After overhearing her say that “every guy I’ve been with was super small,” he asked

how small, and she responded with “idk like 5 or 6 inches.”

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE AVERAGE penis size become “super small”?

I have a 6 inch dick so yes this hurt my feelings a little bit even though this girl means nothing to me. …

It just pisses me off. The chick who said this has no tits at all, but yet if I made a comment about flat chested girls around her, you better believe I’d be considered an asshole. Yet girls can make snide remarks about “small” dicks all day long and no one bats an eye.

Well, except for the dudes who post angry rants about it online.

As it turns out, the alleged ignorance of women re dick size happens to be something of a sore point with the Ask the Red Pill regulars, many of whom have strong opinions on the matter.

StarDestinyGuy noted that

One girl I hooked up with said the last two boyfriends she had had 11″ dicks.

The odds of that are so small it’s practically 0.

They are ridiculously ignorant/oblivious on the topic of penis size.

IoSonCalaf seconded his notion:

Women really don’t understand dick size. Trust me. They have no idea what they’re talking about. Half the time they don’t even know what dress size they are

FrameWalker added

Yeah dude they don’t have any idea. Girls overestimated my size by three inches at times. I’m average. I think half inch variations feel like two inches to them.

Dude, I hate to break it to you, but those women weren’t confused or ignorant; they were being nice to you.

MightyTaint offered his own math:

Girls are dumb as hell when it comes to dick size. A guy with a 3″ will tell her it’s 5″ (just a little below average baby!). A 6″ guy will tell her it’s 8″. A 7″ guy will tell her it’s 10″.

If that girl thinks 5″ to 6″ is small, she is going to think a 7″ dick is really 10″. …

The only women who brag about fucking big dicks are whores.

InscrutablePUA delivered his verdict in the form of a numbered list:

1) They don’t know what the actual lengths and girths of the dicks they’ve had before were.

2) Level of dryness/expansion of the vagina affects how big a dick feels.

3) Girls are just lousy at estimating dick size because guys probably inflate their own dick sizes.

4) Remember that the bottom 50 perhaps 80% of men are invisible to women. If the top 20% of dick sizes are 7+ inches then that’s what they consider as ‘normal’.

Wait, what?

Since the men of the world don’t generally walk around with boners sticking out the front of their pants, how exactly can women even tell which men are in the top 20%, dick-size-wise?

MightyTaint offered a rather different assessment, arguing that a man’s alphaness matters more than his dick size.

If a guy really comes off as an alpha, she’ll convince herself his dick was twice as big as it was. It just has to be otherwise why is he so confidant? Typical rationalization.

Niczar went further, suggesting that

Dick size only matters if you’re ashamed of it. It’s always big enough when you’re making her choke on it.

Lovely.

Suck_My_Zarflog, meanwhile, reported that the gemlike hardness of his average-sized zarflog penis regularly fooled the ladies into thinking it was bugger than it really is.

My dick is average, 6.5 at most. However, I’m well known for having a huge dick because…my dick gets really hard, like really really hard. So when I’m fucking girls it feels more “intrusive” than some of the softer guys with 8″ that I’ve seen… Yes, I know this from experience 😉 Most bigger dicks can’t get as much blood into them and aren’t as hard.

awalt_cupcake raised the possibility that women today have developed an intricate dick-size-sharing network, ensuring that all women can learn in advance the penis size of any man they’re considering having sex with:

I dunno man girls lately keep tabs on guys with big dicks. How could they not? Snapchat, multi media texting to prove it, the immaturity of it all starting in highschool when Billy MonsterCockTM had sex with Sharon the captain of the cheerleading squad and she told all her friends who ended up telling the world.

But he’s come to terms with the size of his own penis:

In the end, it doesn’t matter. Unless you get surgery to make your soldier huge, you’re stuck with it. Make the foreplay and sex fun for you and it will be fun for her (unless she’s a slut) and move on with yourself.

Just remember: never get married.

Cyberdellic drew a rather different conclusion. As he sees it, his average-sized penis — “5.75 non bone pressed and 6.25 to6.5 bone pressed” — will never be enough to satisfy the shallow “hypergamous” women of the west:

we live in full hypergamy so women will literally drop the guy shes with at any moment if the next guy ‘ticks all the SAME boxes’ PLUS hes got a big dick…

this is why the words of Wu Tang ring true – lust em but never trust em

most women are evil cruel manipulative macheivellian creatures… its not entirely their fault either, media and other guys make small dick jokes constantly

ive been living MGTOW the past 6 weeks and every aspect of my life is greatly improved except im not getting laid….

so to answer your question

with the advent of tinder and women being able to get pummeled by a new dick in 30 min (24/7) women have seen a lot of dicks and want to get that ‘stretched out’ feeling that is a mix of pleasure AND pain

they like that

ill never be able to go deep or stretch them out like the other men theyve been with

the ONLY workable strategy ive come up with is to move to asia, eclusively approach tiny petite 19 yr olds whove never had foreign dick before and im trying to find a tight hole

Dude, stop worrying about your dick. Your dick is fine. It’s the person attached to your dick that’s the problem.

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Nequam
Nequam
8 years ago

I wonder if Walter picked his username from the main character of the infamous Victorian porn My Secret Life?

If so, well played troll! Now fuck along now.

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Ohhh, you’re supposed to use that head! I thought they meant the other one!

(Warning, this comment contains sarcasm)

Paradoxical Intention
8 years ago

kiki | December 1, 2015 at 8:47 pm
Bleh. To continue the dick analogy, their bread was the most flaccid I’ve ever seen.

Dude, I used to work at Subway. Get that shiz toasted, bruh. Stiffens it right up.

(Also, the cheese gets all melty, and they don’t toast it before the veggies go on, so the veggies and sauces are still nice and cool. Yum.)

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

Whomever is wielding Walter, thank you. I woke up from a bad dream and decided to read some interweb to get back to sleep, and now I’m shaking with laughter. I really hope that Walter stays: I can only imagine what’ll happen if a genuine MRA troll comes along.

Troll: “Feminism is wharblgarbl!”
Moocow: “I disagree.”
Troll: “You’re just a mangina!”
Walter: “Gentlemen, let’s settle this in a civilised fashion. Drop trou, if you please. Now, Mr Troll, how long is yours?”
Troll: “Nine inches if we include the obligatory +2 convention.”
Walter: “Then I’m afraid Moocow is a superior man, and by extension he’s right and feminism is not in fact wharblgarbl.”
Troll: “WTF?”

M, that Dr Seuss-esque picture is hilarious.

AnAndrejaPejicBlog (@A_Pejic_Blog)

Now I’m imagining how people with vaginas would establish dominance…

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

We use vagina mind control zombie goo, and she whose vagina goo controls the largest group of individuals is the most dominant. ‘Natch.

Tessa
Tessa
8 years ago

Soo, msexceptiontotherule, what is your maximum copulin cloud radius?

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

I have a small army of persons who are under the control of my vagina zombie mind control goo with its high grade copulin content. How many individuals does *your* vagina goo control the minds of?

I don’t even have to stand around without panties on with legs shoulder width apart to control my vagina goo army, and my copulins do not take additional time to work because I’ve got my vagina covered by clothing!

Still working on getting my minions to start training the raccoon special force unit though, but they definitely don’t think about golf – they don’t even know what golf is! And my house has never been more immaculately clean, or my grapes more neatly peeled. (Those raccoons better not do anything to my grapes though, vagina goo works on humans, it’s not effective on wild animals or domestic pets. Probably for the best.)

😉

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

One unexpected side effect of this thread is that I now need to watch Zardoz again.
The penis is evil! The gun is good! Zardoz has spoken!

mildlymagnificent
8 years ago

Oh, my giddy aunt. This thread is wonderful. The best.

David started it pretty well. But it was really like a striking match compared to the New Year’s Eve fireworks display that ensued.

Thank you to everyone for the laughs. I haven’t got hiccups but it was a near run thing.

Mrex
Mrex
8 years ago

@Auto
“Y’know what gets me about Walter’s mindset is, where does it come from, what is the root of it,

I’m 50 years old, I was brought up in a very entitled, patriarchal society, y’know the old school stuff. yet nowhere was there any socialisation that said a man’s status was determined by the overall length of his penis.”

Porn culture has had a large impact on men and masculinity over the past 15 hears or so. Hey guys, how ya enjoying the objectification?

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
8 years ago

Now that I’ve had some sleep and have stopped chuckling over the jokes that various people have made in the meantime, I will try to process what I’ve read.

I can’t make heads or tails of what Walter’s actual position is. His posts started innocently enough, with him stating that measuring penis sizes is just something we men do as a sign of our competitive nature or something. After being told by several commenters how unhealthy and untrue such a position is, he launches into a weird rant about dominance and submission and how penis size subconsciously affects the male psyche or something. All the while being as transexclusionary as humanly possible, of course.

Walter, dude, if you’re reading this, I repeat: The size of a penis is a completely arbitrary standard with which to compare each other’s worth. There is no inherent value in the size of a penis, just as there is no inherent value in the size of a nose or a foot. About penis size defining your status between men? It’s a socially constructed, made-up idea. The penis is a real, tangible thing, yes, but the idea that its size affects a person’s value is a myth. A harmful, even dangerous myth. Why define your status compared to other people based on such a random thing?

In fact, why compare yourself to others at all? It is the necessity to compare themselves to other men that makes many men deeply entrenched in toxic masculine ideas so miserable (and MRAs of course blame women and feminism for this very tendency men have to be shitty towards each other). Why can’t everybody just be who they are, with no socially enforced standards of value? Nope, we must separate between the winners and the losers, even if it is by silly milestones like the size of an organ, something we can’t really affect. As contrapangloss wrote, if your friends are people who value you differently based on how long is your schlong, maybe it’s time to consider finding some new friends.

I mean, logically, if we considered sex mainly a pleasant activity, wouldn’t it make more sense to brag about your ability and willingness to please your partner? That has some actual bearing on the topic of genitals and their most useful purpose (and no, there is no scientific data to support the idea that a larger penis helps produce more viable offspring).

@Fruitloopsie

Thanks! Having been raised in a Christian family, I had the Bible verse just pop into my head when Walter started going over the deep end. I just imagined a very, very specific kind of cult preacher. Instead of love and compassion, he’d just rant and rave about girth and length. Instead of talking about circumcision, it’s all about circumference. That would be a strange sermon indeed.

“Peter said to them: Willy and I have measured it with the tools most sacred, and truly our Heavenly Father has the biggest peen of all. All hail the Father, the Son and the Holy Shaft.”

No, not that Shaft. Stop with the double entendres, guys, we’re talking about penises here.

@AnAndrejaPejicBlog (@A_Pejic_Blog)

Daren “Rap Critic” Jackson once critiqued a song made by a female rapper (can’t remember who or what song, I’m not that into rap) where he ran into the same problem: With our (rap and otherwise) culture so deeply entrenched in the idea of dominance and the outward signs of traditional patriarchal masculine ideals, how does a person with a vagina go about bragging about it in order to establish, to borrow Walter’s words, “a proper pecking order?” It is something to speculate, considering there are very few viable popular cultural ideas about how a matriarchy with all its possible power plays might work.

Moocow
Moocow
8 years ago

Oh hang on, I forgot to apply the correct formula:

@SFHC

You win the thread XD

@EJ

Any Role-playing game, I always go for high charisma ;).

autosoma
8 years ago

@mrex – sound point, but in some respects porn culture hasn’t exactly changed much other than the increased amount.

30 years ago when I was a young man, I knew fella’s with Walt’s mindset. I think the last 15 years gave given us screens to sit behind that allow us to amplify, in ways that we couldn’t do before hand.

in many respects I don’t feel much for Walt and his mixed up, angsty mindset. I sure the responses here allowed him to rapidly oscillate through many emotions. If he genuinely believes what he has written, then I will echo a concern for the deeper problems that he may be having with his perception of self.

I have to say that what I find interesting is the roots of things like this and how it can be detected early and managed later. Mainly as I see this as a growing and problematic trend, actually I’d go as far as saying that the trend has come to an end and us now normalising.

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

Product idea: copulin patches. You know, like nicotine patches, but containing essence of woman? It’s just that Mr 6 weeks up there sounds to me like someone struggling to quit smoking, and I think it might help him to GHOW if he could have a woman on his arm in the form of a small, disposable patch, instead of a large, disposable mammal.

Tessa
Tessa
8 years ago

Anarchonist:

Daren “Rap Critic” Jackson once critiqued a song made by a female rapper (can’t remember who or what song, I’m not that into rap) where he ran into the same problem:

What about her song did he critique? And did you mean the song ran into the problem? Or his critique? without any information about the song, I’m not sure why even bring up the critic.

Walter
Walter
8 years ago

Anarchonist

My view is very simple. There are two kinds of men in this world. Men with big dicks and men with little dicks. Men with big dicks are superior, as men, to the men with little dicks. They aren’t superior to women and this superiority doesn’t mean anything to society. It just means that a man with a bigger dick is more masculine than the smaller man.

Now, in my experience men with smaller dicks submit to men with bigger dicks. I think on a psychological level men know that a big dick is more manly.

That’s all I believe in terms of dicks.

Wetherby
Wetherby
8 years ago

When you compare penis size with your friends (something that I’ve never done and have never been even the tiniest bit tempted to do), I assume you’re all doing this while in a state of arousal?

Because the size of a man’s flaccid penis usually offers very little indication of its size when erect. Sometimes it barely alters in actual dimensions at all and just becomes more rigid, while others change size to a really quite impressive degree.

So the term “big dicks” is much more ambiguous than you’re making out – but then again, it’s hardly a surprise that the world is more complex than you’d like to pretend.

Incidentally, because of my total lack of curiosity about the size of my male friends’ and colleagues’ equipment, I have absolutely no idea how I stand relative to them, and therefore can’t possibly “submit to” them (or vice versa) on those grounds. In fact, I suspect were I to guess their genital dimensions, I’d most likely be wildly wrong.

autosoma
8 years ago

Walter no – men’s genital size has absolutely zero to do with how this world functions.

Also, you don’t qualify the type of superiority you seem to think it acts on.

Also on a minute by minute basis, I (and you as well) have zero idea if the cock size of the man you are currently interacting with.

Bloody Hell fella, you’ve got one seriously skewed world view there. Just as well we’re all in the mood for giving you some attention.

So how do you go about your day to day life? How do you actually go about “measuring up” in your daily interactions. If this is what your belife system is.

How do you actually put it into practise?

A full explanation would be welcome by all i’m sure.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

@Tessa:
The piece in question was Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn, an otherwise forgettable piece of by-the-numbers luxury rap in which the rapper boasts about having large amounts of money with which to purchase large amounts of valuable designer goods. Jackson remarked that the piece was notable because the rapper in question was female but declined to conform to traditional female archetypes, instead attempting to take the role of a boastful and dominant figure in the same way that a male rapper would.

Jackson’s a music critic rather than a social commentator so his analysis is primarily from a musical standpoint; if I remember correctly he quite liked it as a competently executed piece of by-the-numbers rap with the female lyrics providing a novel slant.

@Anarchonist:
Are you a Rap Critic fan as well? If so, high five and have you heard his new album?

occasional reader
occasional reader
8 years ago

Hmm… First to rant about women comparing male genitalia (yeah, we all know Genoa is in Italia, anyway) size, and also first to compare women breast size. No wonder that alpha is the first letter of the greek alphabet, they are first in all…

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
8 years ago

@Tessa

Truly sorry about that. I originally planned on linking said review, but I couldn’t find it, so the thought remained half-assed.

The gist of it was that in the song, the female rapper bragged about the measurements of her vagina in roughly the same manner that male rappers would brag about their penis size. This led to the critic pondering on the inherent masculine-centric language of rap and, by extension, the masculine-centric language of society. Basically, when a cis woman uses the same kind of aggressive language as cis men do when talking about their genitals, what does it translate into? What properties exactly make an impressive vagina compared to what a man like our Walter here would say make an impressive penis?

Yeah, I recall the critic really liked the song and how its thought-provoking lyrics exposed the inherently gendered language of rap. I just couldn’t find the word “analyze” in my vocabulary at the time I wrote it. Maybe that would have been more appropriate than “critique”.

Again, sorry a bunch.

@Walter

Dude, you don’t need to clarify your beliefs. We know what you believe. You have made it extensively clear in this thread. It’s not that we don’t understand, it’s just that we think your beliefs are both silly and harmful.

For instance, again speaking as a cis man, I have never had any interest in other men’s genitals. I have never even thought about measuring my own dick, and never been interested in how my penis measures up in comparison to other men. I have never gone into a public shower, locker room or sauna to pay attention to other cis men’s dicks. In the rare case I have seen another man’s penis, my disposition towards them has not changed*. At all. It’s not whether or not you have a huge dick, it’s whether or not you are a huge dick.

I have also never wished to submit to, nor dominate anyone. Honestly, I think power games of this sort are childish as hell, sort of like playground pissing contests most guys stop engaging in when they’re around six years old. How do you expect equality in society if all you’re doing is try to prove that you’re better than someone else?

I don’t know if the two things are related, but my indifference to the measurements of other people’s penises might correlate with not caring for competing for other people’s approval in the first place. I look for cooperation and try to build bridges between people, not try to cause inequalities based on things beyond people’s control. See how that works?

*And again, how would this even work if you haven’t seen another cis man’s penis in the first place? How do you value him when you have only seen him fully clothed? Do you keep being wary around him until you can get into a situation where you can see his dick, at which point you make the ultimate judgement on your own disposition towards him? What a sad way to live.

autosoma
8 years ago

@occadional reader doesn’t ‘gens Italia’ mean Italian people?

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
8 years ago

@EJ

Yes, definitely call me a fan of Rap Critic (returns the high five*). I binge-watched all of his episodes when I discovered him in the Channel Awesome lineup about a year ago, and I have deliberately held off watching his latest episodes so I can binge-watch everything all over again, with a lot of new content. I don’t even particularly like rap music, he’s just that good. He’s very educated in the history and sociology of rap and, consequently, has made me more appreciative of rap music as an art form than I was before, even though the rap songs I genuinely like can still be counted with the fingers on one hand. He’s progressive, regularly bringing up gender, race and other social issues and how they shine through in rap music, pointing out problematic stuff and highlighting the good stuff. That alone makes his videos well-rounded and just so darn interesting. Plus, he’s just so goddamn funny. The timing of his jokes is nigh perfection.

No, I haven’t heard his album. Again, not that into rap. But considering rap is mainly a lyrical medium and I know for a fact that Jackson is a person with very meaningful things to say, I suspect I’ll pick it up one day regardless.

See, Walter? You can be appreciative of another cis man even though you have no clue what size his dick is. How’s that?

—————-

*Based on the conversation with Walter, I’m really, really, reeeeaaally tempted to make a “don’t leave me hanging” joke. But surely I’m above such silliness.

Wait.

katz
katz
8 years ago

I’m beginning to think Walter’s fetish is just for explaining dick-measuring contests to people.

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