Most of us, when we hear the word “genocide,” think of things like gas chambers, mass killings, ethnic cleansing.
But for the white supremacists of the world, “genocide” has a somewhat, well, broader meaning, encompassing anything and anything that might possibly, in any way, put even the slightest dent in the efficient production of white babies.
A white person marrying a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same neighborhood as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same country as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide!
As far as I can tell, practically the only thing that white supremacists don’t consider genocide is the actual Holocaust.
The latest thing that is #WhiteGenocide?
Ads for sweatpants.
No, really. Some of Twitter’s white supremacists have noticed a new promotion for Hanes, the underwear, t-shirt and sweatpants giant, that – gasp! – features INTERRACIAL COUPLES!
Cue racist heads exploding.
https://twitter.com/Cuck_No/status/665271163967266816
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/665255157802926080
https://twitter.com/O_In_Ya_Throat/status/665256864171495424
The prices look pretty good. I might have to buy myself a hoodie. AND DESTROY THE WHITE RACE.
How pathetic is is that people are still using the word “miscegenation” in 2015 outside of the context of discussing the history of racism?
They actually make good skivvies. I like their high-cut briefs.
I’m sure Hanes is going to be just devastated to lose the business of such wonderful people as “Cuck Be a Lady” and “O_In_Ya_Throat”
Strangely enough one of these assholes was also featured in the previous post, and by “strangely enough” I mean “no surprise at all”.
And I really REALLY hope that every single person who finds these ads “disgusting” does, in fact, send an email to their CEO and COO telling them EXACTLY why they don’t like it. At the very worst it would reveal that the people at the top in Hanes are also horrible racists, at the best it would expose that this kind of fucked up mentality still exists to some influential people.
Boycott @rickyvaughn for blatant and foul promotion of racism. #BoycottWhite Supremacists
$6 for long sleeve tees?! My aerials wardrobe needs more of those!
They think this is bad, wait until they notice the blatant misandry of “Hanes Her Way.” Why isn’t there a Hanes HIS Way??
I used to be mystified by the connection between white supremacists and MRA’s. I figured the cross-index on the two was basically just “horrible people thinking badly”. But for some reason this one made it click.
They’re upset about racial mixing (i won’t use the word ‘miscegenation’, it makes it sound less ugly) because it involves women they’re attracted to no longer being available to them. The ‘genocide’ is literally just them not being able to have sex with these women, therefore it’s destroying the white race. Theft of ‘property’ that’s rightfully theirs.
It… it’s patriarchy all the way down, isn’t it? I thought it was turtles.
Whelp, I guess I better get myself some underwear for Hexmas*, yo.
*Hexmas, I have recently discovered, is a secular holiday around the same time as Christmas that’s like a Christmas/Halloween mashup. Presents with bats and pumpkins and peppermint and Santa and witchcraft.
You can imagine my spooky fat ass is very much on board with this.
http://fourtheconomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/turtles.jpg
Hexmas! fantastic! I bet i can even get it into closest-packing with christmas and hallowe’en!
(geometry joke?)
“On the sixth day of Hexmas my true love gave to me…six hexadecimal codes!”
Web design joke?
Also, leaving this here, because it made me giggle:
https://vine.co/v/iB672iddPJp
I think they’re idea of ” White Genocide” means ,anytime a PoC, shows up and stands near something: a gameboy, shoes, parade float. Doesn’t matter.
If you are a Poc, your very existence is contributing to White Genocide, according to these idgets.
“On the b’th day of hexmas, my true love gave to meeee… B Benzene Riiiings!”
Chemistry joke!
Well… I think Hanes should use this. Put a nice sticker on all their packaging, “Now boycotted by white supremacists!” Then possibly a little bit less ethically, “The only brand not supported by white supremacists!”
@lkeke35, basically, yeah. Anything that conflicts with their idealized 1950’s world-lens. When mens were white and everyone else was either a loyal puppy or someone to abuse.
Don Legaracci: Use of the term “miscegenation” is creepy and cringeworthy. (So is having a username like “O_In_Ya_Throat”.)
“On the twelfth day of Hexmas my true love gave to me… a standard IEEE 802 format MAC address!”
Hmm, that one doesn’t quite roll off the tongue very well.
Hanes’s latest product line: Uptighty Whiteys.
Boycott liberals? Yes please! Stay far, far away from me. Nothing would make me happier.
PI — but is it #FF0000 and #00FF00 or #FFFF00?! And that clip is definitely giggle inducing!
But remember, we’re the easily offended ones.
Why do programmers mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25…
(Programmer joke…)