Most of us, when we hear the word “genocide,” think of things like gas chambers, mass killings, ethnic cleansing.
But for the white supremacists of the world, “genocide” has a somewhat, well, broader meaning, encompassing anything and anything that might possibly, in any way, put even the slightest dent in the efficient production of white babies.
A white person marrying a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same neighborhood as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same country as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide!
As far as I can tell, practically the only thing that white supremacists don’t consider genocide is the actual Holocaust.
The latest thing that is #WhiteGenocide?
Ads for sweatpants.
No, really. Some of Twitter’s white supremacists have noticed a new promotion for Hanes, the underwear, t-shirt and sweatpants giant, that – gasp! – features INTERRACIAL COUPLES!
Cue racist heads exploding.
The prices look pretty good. I might have to buy myself a hoodie. AND DESTROY THE WHITE RACE.