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Men! Don't let this happen to you.
Men! Don’t let this happen to you.

Attention, class! Today we will be discussing some important new discoveries in the field of vagina science, as reported by the Youtuber and Man Going His Own Way known as Sandman.

In a new video, Sandman alerts his readers to a terrible danger: How women can use their vagina powers to turn men into “walking talking zombie[s].” As he explains:

Inside every single woman are hormones called copulins that are used to drug a man and control his mind. This isn’t a conspiracy theory. And when I first heard about this it reminded me of the original film invasion of the body snatchers where aliens come down and take humans and turn us into pod people. When I first heard about how copulin hormones I felt the same fear.

So what do these evil copulins do? Well, according to a post Sandman found on the important, peer-reviewed scientific blog called “WOMEN NEED CONSTANT SUPERVISION,”

The vagina produces a thick fluid known as copulin that has actual mind control effects on a male’s brain. If a man is exposed to a woman’s copulins, over time she will be able to number one: change, remove, or insert memories in a man’s mind. Number two: Tell the male what he sees, hears, feels, smells, tastes. Number three: Insert subconscious thoughts that will surface as “his own ideas” or behavior later. and finally number four Plant trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or sensations in the male at later dates (days, weeks, even months).

Now, I’m no scientist but that all seems totally legit.

The most effective way women can get control of men, Sandman explains, is to literally squirt copulins into his penis.

Apparently the female genitals squirt fluid into the male member and that’s how you get STDs. But that’s also how the copulins get inside of you as a man and how the female version of the Jedi mind trick works.

One way men can try to protect themselves from this diabolical zombifying vagina goo is to wear a condom — which, as Sandman explains, should keep the copulins from “enter[ing] your penis and start[ing] to influence you fully.”

But, Sandman warns, condoms can’t protect you from the butter-scented cloud of copulins that women release into the air around them. And yes, Sandman does specify that it smells like butter.

[S]imply by being around women they are releasing these hormones into the air. Apparently they smell like butter which is the smell I notice when I’m in any place where I notice girls walking around in their mid to late teenage years. I’m guessing those are the years when they they release the most of these hormones when they are approaching peak fertility.

And this vagina-zombie-butter-lady-gas is, Sandman suggests, the reason that some men actually seem to like and respect women. Well, he doesn’t quite phrase it that way:

I believe that it’s quite likely that most white knights and manginas have sniffed and been exposed to so many copulin hormones that they can’t control the way they behave. They could be under a form of feminine mind control and completely unaware of it.

Even Sandman sometimes finds himself falling under the spell of the voodoo vagina goo.

I would look into this more but I suddenly feel a strange urge to go assist some random woman with her packages.

EDIT: For more on the totally legit science of zombifying vagina goo, see my followup post: Zombifying Vagina Goo Part Two: All Your Questions Answered!

 

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Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

There’s actually an anime out now that did that. Literally one of the female characters is obsessed with this guy and she made him…cookies. With her “love juice”.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ert.gif

I’m just trying to wrap my head around, like, collecting it.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Jackie, you don’t want to know. You really don’t want to know.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

@Paradoxical

IDK, seems like since there’s recipes to cook with cum, you might as well have a vaginal version, too.

As long as it’s eaten with consent…hehe…eaten…

autosoma
5 years ago

It’s a pity it is dairy butter and not coconut butter,

vanir85
5 years ago

Mr. Futrelle. Are you sure this isn’t from a parody site? Because, if not…

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHA-HAHA-HAHA-HAHA *sputter* HA… HA… HA… HA… *dies*

Moggie
Moggie
5 years ago

I’m concerned about my cholesterol level. Is it advisable to wear a sugical mask when I’m around women, for my cardiovascular health?

rugbyyogi
5 years ago

I’m not sure there isn’t something to this. I’ve long felt that exposure to semen makes me stupid and certainly more tolerant of behaviour that I wouldn’t otherwise put up with. Good lovin’ will certainly make me overlook a multitude of sins and I’ve seen behaviour from men which certainly indicates there’s something going on the other way, too. Love is a drug.

Troy Brooks
5 years ago

ARGH! Another one that made me Google! I tried Googling “Copulins” because A) I’m not a biologist & B) I was curious if this actually existed and what it actually did.
The first three results were posts very similar to this “women mind controlling men with their hormones” (though I think those all were from the same person, they were all on http://www.copulins.freeservers.com) the fourth was a perfume company selling artificial copulins.
I’m fairly sure copulins exist, but I’m equally sure that no woman has ever inserted memories in me, no matter how many of their hormones I’ve been exposed to.

sn0rkmaiden
5 years ago

Copulins = Cooties

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

Sometimes there isn’t enough laughter in all the world.

Also: I write this from the bed of a very intelligent young lady. She is currently out sourcing us breakfast. Surely if her BUTTERY MIND CONTROL COOTIES worked, I would be sourcing breakfast for her?

Moggie
Moggie
5 years ago

Outsourcing breakfast?

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
5 years ago

So this is why they shut shame? So that we can’t build ourselves and army of cootie-controlled zombie-men? Well, IN YOUR FACE MRAs, your tactics have never worked on me and as soon as I figure out how to control these magical copulins I shall have 47 drones to do my bidding. You set the bar so low with your “6 men in the harem” theory, I have 8 times the power you believe I have.

Now I need to go and ask Katie (all hail) how to master the control techniques.

James Haynes
5 years ago

Copulins sounds like what they could have called Nilin’s memory altering techniques in Remember Me

Tessa
Tessa
5 years ago

@Moggie, it’s butter flavored, not made of butter. Jeeeesh! No fat, no cholesterol. Low sodium and rich in Vitamins K, A, B-12, and C (no D, sorry). it is a certified heart healthy food source.

potterchik
potterchik
5 years ago

[Preens] What’s YOUR superpower?

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

If a recipe calls for a 1/2 cup of butter, can we substitute?

There’s actually an anime out now that did that. Literally one of the female characters is obsessed with this guy and she made him…cookies. With her “love juice”.

Anima beat me to it, then.

I was going to say that a great strategy for women to take over workplaces would be to take turns bringing in mind-controlling baked goods.

Try the brownies, they’re the best.

MWA HA HA HA HA!!!

Luzbelitx
5 years ago

Try the brownies, they’re the best.

But I already have a secret-ingredient mind-controlling recipe for brownies…

kyla ball
kyla ball
5 years ago

Funny how it’s only teenage girls Sandman is referring too. Very revealing about him. Also, I think we just found the reincarnated Ed Wood.

kyla ball
kyla ball
5 years ago

Oops!! Referring to, not TOO. 🙂

LG.
LG.
5 years ago

rugbyyogi – the real “drug” when it comes to love and sex is oxytocin. It makes you more receptive and empathetic and happy to be so, but it also makes you more uninhibited, like intoxication.

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

The internet; the modern man’s version of a sopabox, a street corner, and his cardboard sign scrawled illegibly in black marker.

reymohammed
reymohammed
5 years ago

If I’d known about the powers of butter when I was a teenage wallflower, I’d have dapped some behind my ears.

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

Love my typo. “Soup” box? Even better than “soap” box lol.

WilsonW
5 years ago

Much like ‘I’m not a racist, but…’ you you know something’s solid when the second sentence is ‘This is not a conspiracy theory.’

Drezden
Drezden
5 years ago

I’ve been told on occasion that my feet smell like butter. Maybe I have extra copulin glands there. Worship my feet!

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

PI

There’s actually an anime out now that did that. Literally one of the female characters is obsessed with this guy and she made him…cookies. With her “love juice”.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/18uzodohufsy4gif.gif
Gosh darn it Japan.

So anyway if I covered myself with butter and have more copulin glands I get to control the world right?

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Gosh darn it blockquote mammoth.

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

@Luzbelitx – Actual footage from an office’s reception area after our brownies are introduced:
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littleknown
littleknown
5 years ago

So, I’ve been working at a lower-income, ethnically diverse middle school for the last few years, and I’ve also become even more committed to fighting sexism, patriarchal bullshit, racism, and classism during that time.

And now I know why. I guess most of the 11- and 12-year-old girls can’t be blamed for it, but the 13- and 14-year-old 8th-grade girls have pretty much all gone through puberty and are getting pretty close to (if not in) those “peak fertility” years Sandman is talking about. I haven’t noticed the butter smell, but now I know I just wasn’t looking for it. Thanks, Sandman.

But seriously, no. 15-year-olds are not at “peak fertility”. Why don’t you have a seat over there?

Buttercup Q. Skullpants wrote:

which is the smell I notice when I’m in any place where I notice girls walking around in their mid to late teenage years

Um, maybe because teenagers tend to congregate at movie theaters, amusement parks, mall food courts, and fast food joints? Which tend to smell like butter and fried things?

Hmmm. I suppose that could be why I haven’t noticed the butter smell.

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

I found an entire website devoted to couplins!

“Effects on Male Behavior

Home Page

How Copulins Work

Copulins and Society

Effect on Male Behavior

False Information

Questions and Answers

Guest Book Page

Glossary of Terms

Cumulative effects of copulins on male behavior

These stages are somewhat arbitrary, and there is no hard boundary between each.  One flows into the other, and couples may experience some characteristics of more than one stage at a time.  The effects of copulins on male behavior do intensify, but that does not mean that the female’s copulins have grown stronger themselves.  Rather, the copulins weaken the male’s resistance, and modify the male hypothalamus reaction to the presence of copulins.  The following conclusions are based on several years of research involving up to 60 couples, and also upon ongoing correspondence with these couples and with couples outside the scope of the research.

Stage 1)
Initial copulin introduction.

The first time a female’s copulins are introduced into a male’s hypothalamus, the effects are usually anticlimactic.  Typical reaction ranges from no effect, a general feeling of well-being, or a state of relaxation.  Because copulins are similar to pheromones, the male may also find the female more attractive, but this is very rare.  The most common reaction is no reaction.  At this stage–which can last just one instance, or many—the male’s polypeptides in the hypothalamus are unaffected, and the receptors in the hypothalamus ignore the copulins.

Stage 2) 
Initial copulin reception

At this stage, the male brain begins to receive copulins as input.  As with all these stages, there is no line in the sand for when the first stage ends and the next stage begins.  Some couples never reach this stage.  The male’s receptors have begun to accept copulins as neurotransmitters; that is to say, the brain is no longer ignoring the copulins, and is actually being affected by them.  The male’s polypeptides continue to do their job, however, so the male is now receiving mixed signals.  He may feel slightly confused, but he will still be able to differentiate between his own thoughts and ideas, and those that are foreign.  The female’s input may now sound like better ideas than they did before, but the male does still know these are the female’s ideas and not his own. 

Furthermore, this is the stage where the male begins to develop recurring behaviors during coupling.  Many of the occurrences during this time will become permanent.  For example, if the male says something in particular, it may stick, and he will say this same phrase during subsequent couplings.  I know of one couple where the male always recites the same joke each time they couple, always after about 20 minutes.  This example is somewhat uncommon, for usually the repeated behavior will be something quite ordinary (like saying “I love you.”).  It may seem ordinary, but later becomes unusual in that the behavior repeats at about the same time every coupling.  The behavior is normal—the pattern is odd.  This is a learned behavior, and is caused by when the copulins make their first communication with the hypothalamus.  The hypothalamus remembers the copulins when they become present again, triggering whatever behavior the male exhibited that first time.  Although at this time the male is aware of his behavior, it is a triggered, habitual response, requiring little thought.

The first phases of addiction begin at this stage as well.  As stated before, copulins appear to be highly addictive.  What is not known is whether it is a chemical or psychological addiction, or both.  This addiction starts out as nothing more than a desire to “do that again sometime”, and this desire is strongest immediately after coupling, quickly weakening as time goes by.  We’ll see how this addiction pattern flips in later stages.

In the late phases of this stage, the male may begin exhibiting submissive behavior toward the female, or at least the desire to please.  Many females express their belief that this was caused by the intimacy and eroticism of the situation, and the male’s desire to please in order to garner sexual gratification.  I disagree with this, but at this point have no way to prove or disprove my assertions.

Stage 3) 
Copulin ascendancy

This advanced stage occurs with couples who have been together a long time, or when the male’s hypothalamus has been affected by copulins non-stop for an extended time (several weeks or months).  What’s important to remember is that these stages continue to advance, no matter the length of time between couplings.  So, coupling two days in a row will have the same effect as coupling a second time after a year since the first time. 

At this stage, the more aggressive copulins are favored as neurotransmitters over the male’s polypeptides, and the female’s input is primary as the copulins now direct the hypothalamus.  This is not to say that the male is unable to think for himself, but what happens is that all input from the male is regulated at the hypothalamus level.  The hypothalamus acts a relay station, processing two-way information.  First, outside stimulus is first processed at the hypothalamus, which in turn tells the rest of the brain how to respond.  Second, brain activity sends information to the hypothalamus, which in turn tells another part of the brain how to respond.  The male brain can think for itself, unless it is in conflict with input from the female.  The male can think of anything at all at this time, but as soon as input is received from the female, the brain focuses entirely on that input, and all thoughts that are contrary to the female’s input are halted.  For example, the male might be thinking about playing golf on Tuesday, even though he knows the female doesn’t like him to play golf.  If the female stated that he won’t think about golf anymore, and will instead think of her, the male will find himself incapable of thinking of golf while the copulins are present.

At this stage also is when copulins begin to desensitize nerves in the male genitalia.  It’s not understood why copulins don’t have this effect initially, but I’ve speculated that it’s similar to a resistance breakdown.  The more frequent copulins are in contact with nerve endings, the stronger their ability to anesthetize the nerves.  At this stage, the male will experience mild tingling in the genitalia, and sometimes just below the navel.

In this stage or the next, as copulins flood the hypothalamus, the male may also experience hyperactive motor activity; his body may tremble, and his breathing can become short and irregular.  Because the hypothalamus regulates motor activity, I can only assume this is a side effect of the “switch over” from polypeptide to copulin neurotransmission.   

Stage 4) 
Copulin dominance

Few couples achieve this level of copulin dominance in the male hypothalamus, and if it does happen, it is because the female has made a conscious effort to keep her copulins active in her mate’s hypothalamus.  In short, this stage is not reached by accident.  At this stage, the hypothalamus completely ignores the male’s polypeptides while copulins are present, even if the female gives no input.  Although the male is not forming too many original thoughts, the brain is still communicating ideas back and forth; however, these ideas are completely regulated by what the male already knows the female expects.  Using the example above, the male might think in the forefront, “What am I going to do on Tuesday?”   Without ever considering golf, the male will answer himself by immediately thinking what the female would want.  What’s important is that the male isn’t making a conscious effort to put himself in his mate’s shoes, but truly thinks he has formulated this idea on his own.  Past communication has already established that the female doesn’t want him to play golf, and so the copulins allow only those thoughts that promote non-golf activities to reach the conscious level.  This level is the classic copulin model that most people think about when it comes to copulins and their effects.  

Also at this level is when copulins can affect the male limbic system where memories reside.  Please remember that nothing is ever completely erased from memory.  In even the most severe amnesia cases, memories have finally been accessed after many years.  What is influenced is the access to the memories, not the memories themselves.  At the female’s input, memories stored in the male’s limbic system can be locked, unable to be accessed by the male.  By the same token, these same memories can be unlocked at a later date.  Also, memories can be planted; that is, something that never happened can be planted as a memory, or an event can be altered.  Females have often reported that when they’ve done anything with their mate’s memories, the male conveys a sensation of ecstasy and profound awe of the female.  I’m not certain why this would happen, but my early premise is that this process (when the copulins manipulate the limbic system) triggers a chemical response similar to those of psycho active drugs. 

The addiction at this level has changed so that the longer the male is without copulins, the more he craves it.  He may crave copulins a day later, but a week later he will think about it often (he will think about coupling, or whatever activity has transmitted copulins in the past), and month later he may become constantly agitated.  The few males I’ve interviewed on this admitted that they had no idea why they had grown increasingly upset, and were unaware that they were addicted to copulins.

Females report that males at this stage, as copulins are transmitting, steadily become “dumber”, repeating themselves or the female’s words, slurring, or mixing words up.  Late in the coupling, females state that the male will typically become incoherent and finally go silent.  Once a hypothalamus is flooded with copulins, the male brain is just sitting on idle, with only the bare minimum of thought process.  In this state, the male is probably not thinking of anything at all, but any input from the female will become the male’s singular focus.  This is the best occasion for accessing the limbic system effectively.

Stage four is also where we begin to see the male’s behavior capable of being modified, even after copulins are no longer present.  The female can plant ideas during coupling (later stages of the session) and the male will act upon them at a later date, completely convinced they are his own idea, even if the male has not had copulins in his system for an extended period.  Just as in hypnosis, trigger words can be used to “trigger” the male to respond in a predetermined fashion.  What is happening here is that the copulin/hypothalamus communication creates new behavior models for the male.  We all have behavior models from birth, and each person’s model is different, of course.  When somebody says “chocolate”, my mouth begins to water, and I may hear my tummy rumble.  My sister, however, may grimace at the word “chocolate”, for she is allergic to it and has learned that chocolate is a bad word.  These are automatic responses, and the male’s response to a trigger word, or modified behavior during a coupling session, is the same—an automatic, unthinking response. 

Whether this behavior modification via copulins is permanent or not is unknown; to date, no male research subject has slipped out of the behavior model set up by the female partner.  Finding enough couples that have reached stage four willing to participate in a long term, controlled study has proven difficult.

The male at this level of copulin dependency may begin to see his female partner as something more than she is.  He may attribute her seeming powers to something supernatural, divine, or having some kind of superiority over himself.  Many males have stated that they learned their mate was superior to them in all ways, even when it was obvious this was not the case.  One well-muscled male, who was considerably larger than his wife, believed she was physically stronger than he was.  Another common testimony by males is that they feel their mate possesses a commanding voice, and can make things happen just by the power of her words.  This sort of admiration the male has for his female partner can border on deification, and one male candidly asserted that his wife could electrocute him if she was so inclined.  There is no way of knowing whether these notions of supernatural power were planted by the females, or were the unwitting fabrications by awestruck males, but after extensive interviews with the female subjects, it’s obvious that the males do at least elevate the female to a level of superiority.

At this stage, we see an increase in the occurrence of hyperactive motor activity when the copulins flood the hypothalamus.  Also, the male will experience more numbness than before, with the genitalia become totally desensitized, and varying levels of numbness from upper thigh to just below the ribcage.  Tingling sensations may travel up the spine, or in the palms and feet.  A few testimonials report the same sensation in the back of the head, or rash-like discoloration on the cheeks, neck, or upper chest.

Late in this stage, the testicles appear to produce less sperm than in earlier stages, and on average, contain more copulins than before.  The copulins have apparently directed the hypothalamus to, in turn, switch off sperm production.  This then permits more volume of copulins to be stored in the testicles.

Stage 5) 
Persona Assimilation

In my early studies of couples, I had mapped levels one through four, but in recent years, keeping in touch with many of those couples, I realized there was need for a new level.  The couples in question had all maintained a stage 4 for five years or more.  That is to say that the males had been receiving copulins regularly for many years.  My initial assessment was that the levels of effect reached a plateau, and nothing new developed in male behavior.  Couples had gone four years of almost daily coupling without noticing any positive change in the male’s behavior.  All males exhibited the highest levels of behavior as described in stage 4 above.  In 2002, I started receiving accounts of new behavior, and the next year, these accounts increased.  By early 2004, I was convinced that all of the study couples had risen to a new stage, beyond that described before.  This stage is based on testimony, not on actual controlled study.

Females reported that their male partners were acting on behalf of the female, as though anticipating the female’s needs before those needs were voiced.  “It’s as though he’s reading my mind now,” one female said.  The behavior described verges on how subconscious communication might work, and I received several emails asking if this was some sort of extrasensory perception, or something from the X-Files.  One female asked if she and her husband were now communicating like animals, using some sixth sense.  Let me assure you that there’s a less fantastical explanation.

My presumption is that the male has learned his partner’s traits so well that he “knows” her as well as she knows herself.  This is not caused by anything mysterious, but rather, because the male has made the female his primary focus– at such a high level, for an unbroken and extended time—he has assimilated the female’s values, character, manners and patterns.  Before, the male performed what the female instructed because he was instructed to do so; however, at this stage, the male performs without instruction because that is what the female would do, or would want done.  Of course, at stage four, the female could instruct the male to always do whatever needs to be done, but if anything new was thrown into the mix, the male would not act upon it.  For example, a female described how she had her husband scrub the inside of the refrigerator every Saturday morning at 8:30 AM, which he faithfully performed for 38 months without fail.  When the refrigerator was replaced, and the old one sat on the curb for pick up, that following Saturday, the male dutifully went out and scrubbed the old refrigerator as always, even though the appliance was now empty and destined for the dump.  In stage five, the male thinks before acting.  What has happened is that we’ve come full circle.

Before a male is introduced to copulins, or is in the early stages, he thinks for himself without input from the female.  Later, the male thinks, but with the female’s input.  Finally, at stage four, the male acts upon the female’s input without thinking.  At stage five, the male is again thinking without input from the female, but what’s different from the first stage is that the male is thinking what the female would think.  The male has effectively become an extension of the female, where the female is the mind, and the male is the body that acts out the mind’s instructions.  To test my theory, I have asked the female couples reporting this stage to try and mix things up for an entire week, to confuse the males with unexpected instructions.  All females reported that when they told their partner to do something uncharacteristic, the male continued to do things “the right way”.  For instance, a female described her partiality for tidiness—a neat freak, in her own words.  She then instructed her male to leave dishes out, toss dirty clothes on the floor, and not pick up anything that had been left out.   The male did as instructed.  “But,” she says, “then the mess started getting on my nerves, and without me saying a word, he immediately cleaned up the mess.  I had planned on cutting your experiment short and having him clean up the mess the next day, but it was as though he picked up on my feelings or thoughts and acted on them.”  Why this persona assimilation occurs could be attributed to repetition, as stated above, but it also could be attributed to something biological, and I hope to begin a controlled study of this late this year.

e last characteristic of this phase is that male ejaculation no longer appears to have any effect on copulin-induced behavior (see the page on How Copulins Work).  In stages one through four, ejaculation eliminates copulins from the hypothalamus, but in stage five, it appears that either the copulins remain in the hypothalamus after ejaculation, or the hypothalamus has been trained to block the influence of testosterone.  Without proper data, I can only guess what is happening at the chemical level.”

… … … …

“…at this stage, the male performs without instruction because that is what the female would do, or would want done.  Of course, at stage four, the female could instruct the male to always do whatever needs to be done, but if anything new was thrown into the mix, the male would not act upon it.  For example, a female described how she had her husband scrub the inside of the refrigerator every Saturday morning at 8:30 AM, which he faithfully performed for 38 months without fail.  When the refrigerator was replaced, and the old one sat on the curb for pick up, that following Saturday, the male dutifully went out and scrubbed the old refrigerator as always, even though the appliance was now empty and destined for the dump.  In stage five, the male thinks before acting.  What has happened is that we’ve come full circle.”

My male comes home every day at approximately 5pm, sits on the couch, and blankly stares at a box for 4 hours straight. Ladies, how am I mind controlling wrong?

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mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

More actual footage – a poor, unsuspecting man as the brownies kick in:
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There’s no telling the depravity that will result!

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

Alternate hypothesis: Mr Sandman emits a buttery smell when he’s around teenage girls.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

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mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

@ mrex –
*reads*

What’s important to remember is that these stages continue to advance, no matter the length of time between couplings. So, coupling two days in a row will have the same effect as coupling a second time after a year since the first time.

Well, if those aren’t TruScienceFax I don’t know what is.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

@mrex:

Suppose I were to sleep around a lot. How does the mix of copulin from various people affect my hypothalamus? Will the copulin from one woman crowd out that of another?

Asking for a friend, naturally.

gelar
gelar
5 years ago

I was going to make a joke about Old Boy, but the main characters have already been through enough.

Jo
Jo
5 years ago

@rubyyogi I also have found that good sex can lead to me temporarily suspending many of my standards (not least cleanliness – my God, the places I’ve found myself getting passionate in), but as this effect occurs regardless of confined condom use, I don’t think I can blame it on chemicals being squirted into me or vice versa.

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

From the “myths” page;

“Copulins play many roles: Researchers stated that copulins did many things, including opening the penile duct, desensitizing the penis tissue, holding the penis in place, and seeping into the penile duct. All of these functions are actually performed by supporting fluids that copulins cause the female vagina to produce. Copulins are not a fluid, but a chemical suspended in a fluid. Thus, all of these roles are different fluids, not copulins themselves.”

o_O

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

Whether this behavior modification via copulins is permanent or not is unknown; to date, no male research subject has slipped out of the behavior model set up by the female partner. Finding enough couples that have reached stage four willing to participate in a long term, controlled study has proven difficult.

I’m hoping this guy doesn’t abduct people off the street in order to experiment on them in his basement. Fingers crossed.

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

@mrex

That’s my actual facial expression the entire time I’ve read this.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

I just had an awful brainwave, y’all.

This Genital Fluid Theory of Feeeeemale Domination™ is terribly at odds with the theory of a few posts back, in which a feeeeeemale, without having sex with all the men, still manages to amass and control a male “harem”, apparently by dressing up in a “Slutty Catholic Schoolgirl” uniform for a perpetual Halloween.

I’m not at all sure how the menzers will reconcile these competing theories. One is based on having sex, and the other on denying it to all but (maybe) the Alpha Male Bad Boy™. I know how I plan to reconcile them, though: by pointing and laughing at both.

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

@EJ

@mrex:

Suppose I were to sleep around a lot. How does the mix of copulin from various people affect my hypothalamus? Will the copulin from one woman crowd out that of another?

Asking for a friend, naturally.”

Well, if I’m reading the author correctly, coupling have to build up over repeated couplings, and until the latter stages, are expelled by male ejaculation. So as long as your friend follows a policy of “pump and dump” and watches plenty of porn in between, I believe he will remain free of female mind control.

Of course, I can’t even mind control my own male, so clearly I just suck at thus whole thing. I want my male that mindlessly cleans trash on the curb! :stomps foot::

ej
ej
5 years ago

What’s important to remember is that these stages continue to advance, no matter the length of time between couplings. So, coupling two days in a row will have the same effect as coupling a second time after a year since the first time.

Copulin dominance
Few couples achieve this level of copulin dominance in the male hypothalamus, and if it does happen, it is because the female has made a conscious effort to keep her copulins active in her mate’s hypothalamus.

So the first bit there says that the copulin activity doesn’t decrease over time, hence the stages still advance each time you have sex, regardless of time.

But to reach copulin dominace, there has to be a conscious effort on the part of the woman. So what happens to the copulins in his brain if she’s not putting in the effort? According to the first bit, the stages should progress, but the woman has to actually try to reach this level.

At this stage also is when copulins begin to desensitize nerves in the male genitalia.

Why? Wouldn’t this make the man less interested in sex, reducing his exposure to the copulins and making them less effective?

Without proper data, I can only guess what is happening at the chemical level.

This statement reminds me of when people used to think that you got sick from “the vapors.” It claims that these effects (which may or may not be real) are due to copulins, but have no proof of that copulins even exist in humans.

This whole thing hurts my scientific mind. You can’t just say things and make them become true.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

There’s actually an anime out now that did that. Literally one of the female characters is obsessed with this guy and she made him…cookies. With her “love juice”.

And there are all kinds of stories out in the news about men who did that to women with THEIR, um, juices.

There’s the guy who “spiked” a woman’s coffee at work.

There’s also the guy who handed out “spiked” yogurt samples in the supermarket.

Of course, in all cases, the reaction was “yuck, this tastes off”, and no fluid-based attraction OR mental control ensued. There may, however, have been quite a bit of throwing-up-in-mouth afterwards when the victims of the trickeries realized what was going on…

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

@brooked

“That’s my actual facial expression the entire time I’ve read this.”

Prof that female couplins work on other females as well. We share a mind now!

Lagoon
Lagoon
5 years ago

The part that bothered me the most about this was the “girls in their mid to late teenage years” being at peak fertility. What’s with these losers and their freaking pedophilia?? Does he even realize he’s talking about 15 year olds?

magnesium
magnesium
5 years ago

Someone somewhere has this exact fantasy as a fetish. Guaranteed. Maybe not the weird part about butter. Maybe?

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

@EJ “But to reach copulin dominace, there has to be a conscious effort on the part of the woman. So what happens to the copulins in his brain if she’s not putting in the effort? According to the first bit, the stages should progress, but the woman has to actually try to reach this level.”

I dunno, he does state multiple times that the man can ejaculate out the couplins and the male’s body at least initially fights against the control. I believe by “conscious effort” he means “has sex with regularly” and/or “mate gaurds, preventing access to other women, masturbation, and porn).

Actually, I wonder if these guys consider couplins an explanation for female jealousy? If a guys messing around, presumably he’s getting other women’s couplins into his brain via the penile duct-hypothalmus pathway which will compete with the initial female’s control?

Fascinating. 9_9

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

@mockingbird

“Well, if those aren’t TruScienceFax I don’t know what is.”

Couplins sensitize the brain like in addiction… or something…

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@Bina
I was reminded of an article I read about a woman brewing beer from vaginal yeast (but at least she was honest about it and not just handing people beer and waiting for the reaction), but when I went to search for it, I came up empty. I did find this lovely article, though.

http://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/beer-from-beard-yeast-yes-from-vaginas-no/