I found this insightful manosphere graphic on the Blue Pill Subreddit; it seems to have originally come from a blog called “Females exposed.”
I hope all the women reading this will see this as the challenge that it is: Gotta Catch ’em All!
Click the pic for a much larger and far more readable version.
Oh, and if you’re wondering how many types of women — er, “females” — there are, apparently there is only one, at least according to Females exposed.
My man-harem consists of a cowboy, a pirate, a sheik, a Viking, a Regency-era rake, and a kilted highlander.
@A Pejic Blog: Just saying that I support your support of the cutie that is Andreja Pejic.
Hmmm. I think half of the titles for the men’s “uses” are misleading. As a feeble feeemale myself, let me warn other weak women about the deception going on here:
1) Tampon Guy: Alas, men are generally too large to be used as tampons. Even if you could shrink them, I doubt they’d be particularly absorbent.
2) Beta Bucks: No, men are not generally accepted as a secondary means of currency. Don’t drag a man to the grocery store and try to exchange him for a sack of potatoes or something. It won’t work.
3) ATM Guy: Likewise, you can’t just poke a man and expect him to regurgitate cash. Besides, men would be terrible ATMs because they tend to move from place to place over the course of the day. Bank machines are supposed to be secure and immobile.
Ladies, be warned!
“as per the grand old game of “eat, mate, rock” as played by predators everywhere”
So off topic, but my
haremmenagerie includes a puffer fish, so I’m quite familiar with “eat that!”, they don’t really breed in captivity but “fuck that!” makes sense, so wtf is the rock part of this?!Are we doing “my man harem is”? Cuz I’ve got a Victorian gentleman, a Renaissance man, and a tank. That actually works, cuz I’m the rogue 😛
My harem.
http://orig00.deviantart.net/966d/f/2015/307/4/1/village_people___front_by_gckatz-d9fgsd8.jpg
My harem consists of a ginger, Siamese, calico, Persian, Burmese, and long-haired tabby.
I might be doing something wrong….
A fish tank?
Inorite? Like, how dull can you be?
Where’s my sexy redheaded thief with the glorious accent that I have to install a mod to marry damn it?
And they all have to meet the bare minimum requirements for sexy armor. (NSFW)
We can’t have our menz running around in full plate! That’s not sexy! I need to see their pecs bounce and their asses flex when they run around! I can’t play a game unless I see it, or else that’d make me…gay. [/sarcasm]
Edit: WORDPRESS MAMMOTH STAHP.
@epitome of incomprehensibility
“…2) Beta Bucks: No, men are not generally accepted as a secondary means of currency. Don’t drag a man to the grocery store and try to exchange him for a sack of potatoes or something. It won’t work…”
Maybe not in your town…(looks over at 2 sacks of potatoes, a turkey, and assorted items that will be part of Thanksgiving dinner)…I even got my man returned to me so I got all this stuff just to loan him out for a while! No, it wasn’t to the grocery store, but all the stuff! Don’t worry, I’ll share with him, wouldn’t want to have him run out of energy or anything.
Umh, aren’t all the guys listed ‘whoring’ themselves? They’re all looking to provide some services in order to get sex.
Also, is it normal that a feeeeemale like myself has absolutely no use for these services? Way to make men look absolutely useless.
If you’ll excuse me I have to go pose in my plaid mini skirt. I’m pushing thirty so I want to do it before I stop existing.
Katz — nawh, I’ve got five of those, I meant the rpg tank, aka my brother.
OH! ATM as in Automatic Teller Machine… I was thinking it was like “At The Moment.” Like just used as a temporary convenience when he was around. I guess I should have read the description… (not that doing so does any good.)
Also, how do these guys see their own friendships with other men?
Argenti Aertheri: Your brother is a tank with a rocket propelled grenade launcher? What an odd family.
@WWT – Yeah I looked at the ‘mentor’ and thought…hmmm – ‘friend’? Anyway, I DO have a ‘fuck buddy’. I really doubt he’d fit their image of ‘bad boy’ – I mean, he’s an accountant, but I think he’s pretty hot. He doesn’t know much about art though, it’s true.
Oh, goody!
My male harem consists: of Idris Elba, a giant black goldfish named Tubs, Brad Pitt, Chris Evans, a silver Aston Martin, and a large white cockatiel named Columbo.
What?!…It’s obvious that Columbo would be the intellectual mentor and the goldfish would be the Beta.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/64395/1243841-e12o7t_jpg_see_what_you_did_there.jpg
I always have a few of each type around. I don’t want to run out. To me, these guys are a giant box of assorted chocolates, and each one is delicious.
And no, none of them minds the other guys hanging around.
It’s good to rule the world.
I now want to play an RPG campaign where the party theme is “evil feeeeeemale sends her harem out to find bon bons while she sits at home cucking them.”
Dibs on the betamancer.
So… which one does the mammoth hunting? Or do they all join together and do it collectively and then present it to Katie on a golden platter?
@Fruitloopsie
Kudos for investigating that BS. You entire post might as well be titled “Manosphere, the abridged version”
I’ve never seen someone say “I’m a basement dweller” in so many words.
@wwth
Exactly what I was gonna say. In fact, I think all 4 are pretty much aspects of the same idea. This could be made so much simpler:
1. Hot guy
2. Not hot guy
3. Generic female
“I also think this “artist” ran out of ideas. Aren’t Beta Bucks and ATM guy the same thing with a different title and stock model picture? The same goes for Tampon Guy and Creepy Guy.”
@ weirwoodtreehugger, you seem to know an awful lot of it, you are suspicious suspect, lol.
Translation: “I should be able to date any woman I choose and she should not be allowed to refuse my advances for any reason, even if I am a horrible, misogynistic asshole who thinks he is entitled to a woman’s time and attention.”
Also, why is there a “creepy guy” in her harem? Most women I know (myself included) try to avoid creepy guys as much as possible. If we have a “beta bucks guy” and an “ATM guy,” why do we need a creepy guy to buy us gifts too? Why not just get a second ATM guy and avoid the creepiness altogether?
@Ktoryx – I’m not going to try.
It’s the best thing I’ve seen in ages.
Hardly the most egregious error here but…a six-figure income would put ‘ATM Guy’ in the top 5% of earners in the US. Even if we assume, wrongly, that everyone in the top 5% is male, that’s not many ATM Guys to go around. If every woman has an ATM Guy, then each ATM guy must be shelling out for, what, nearly nine or ten women at a time?
I guess that’s one way to redistribute wealth…