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Far-right weirdos boycotting Seth Rogen’s Xmas flick because he’s a “cuck,” allegedly

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Er, what?

Not that long ago, the internet’s far-right weirdos had a victory of sorts: they managed to inject the made-up word “cuckservative” into mainstream Republican political debate.  A combination of “cuck” — short for cuckold — and “conservative,” the insult was used against, well, pretty much all Republicans who weren’t Donald Trump.

Fresh off this tiny triumph, far-right manospherians are now launching another cuck-based humiliation campaign, this time against the charmingly schlubby comedy star Seth Rogen and his upcoming Christmas comedy. Using the hashtags #CuckRogen and #BoycottTheNightBefore, supporters of this new crusade are filling up Twitter with lovely sentiments like these:

https://twitter.com/JakodaRay1/status/661647774765723649

https://twitter.com/mbrannoc/status/661625043147988993

https://twitter.com/williams__0/status/661642747711913985

https://twitter.com/TXNRx/status/661622824210034688

https://twitter.com/alienistbob/status/661007676147675136

https://twitter.com/purplegarm/status/661362638635581440

https://twitter.com/mbrannoc/status/661612768332746752

https://twitter.com/angreeandamp/status/661361056300867584

https://twitter.com/dinguscout/status/660554068029517824

https://twitter.com/WallWatcher1983/status/661530187641720832

https://twitter.com/AdmForrestal/status/661007901805400065

https://twitter.com/Tueripatriam/status/661628647305031680

Donald Trump even made a few cameo appearances:

https://twitter.com/AdmForrestal/status/660944884182962177

I’ve left out a few more graphic Tweets.

Now, you may find yourself wondering: how in the everloving fuck did this shit even get started?

Our tale begins a month and a half ago, when the evil Rogen had the temerity to Tweet this radical call for white genocide:

Ok, sure, that wasn’t literally a call for white genocide. But the Tweet did manage to deeply offend a vast number of, well, let’s just call them really, really big fans of the white race.

https://twitter.com/mbrannoc/status/644800387153797120

https://twitter.com/mak_morn/status/644628365601808384

https://twitter.com/WhiteGenocideTM/status/644597530504916992

https://twitter.com/JigabooFranklin/status/644605952952532993

One of those, er, arguing with Rogen on Twitter was a man we’ve met before: Mike Cernovich, lawyer, juice salesman and (apparently) an Associate Producer for Cassie Jaye’s The Red Pill documentary. Rogen even sparred a little with Cernovich before heading off to do whatever it is actors do.

And this is where things get really weird. A couple of weeks later, Rogen’s wife apparently discovered Cernovich’s Tweets denigrating her fella, and this happened:

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Most people, if they were Tweeted-at thusly by the wife of a celebrity they’ve never met, would assume that this was a sarcastic attempt at a joke, or that she had typed “would” instead of “wouldn’t” by accident, or had some sort of autocorrect trouble.

Cernovich took it as proof that she really did want to have sex with him — and wrote about the whole incident in not one but two posts (so far) declaring that he’d basically “cucked” Rogen, on Twitter. And that the whole world would soon know of Rogen’s imaginary humiliation!

Except that Cernovich doesn’t think there’s anything imaginary about it, writing in his second post on the subject that

Seth Rogen is now known as Cuck Rogen. Whenever he attempts to release a new film, the cucking will follow him. The story went viral and the meme is forever.

And now Roosh Valizadeh’s increasingly Nazified garbage site Return of Kings has jumped on the #CuckRogen bandwagon, with a post by babyfaced skinhead Matt Forney headlined “Will #BoycottTheNightBefore And #CuckRogen Lead To The End Of Seth Rogen’s Career And Marriage?”

The only reasonable article to follow a headline like this would be a one-word article, that one word being “no.”

Instead, Forney offers what is essentially a report from an alternate reality, in which

[t]he popularity of #BoycottTheNightBefore and #CuckRogen displays how much power the alternative right and neomasculinity has in shaping the public discourse.

He concludes that

With one film of his already bombing due to his anti-white, anti-Christian comments and his public reputation in tatters after being cucked by Mike Cernovich, Seth Rogen’s career is in serious danger. Having alienated the bulk of his fans and publicly emasculated, it’s going to be difficult—if not impossible—for Rogen to recover from these humiliations. If he can’t rebuild his image, Rogen will find himself shut out of an industry that’s recognized him as box office poison.

Goodbye Seth, and don’t let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

I’m not even sure how that last bit would even work. Matt, you do know where vaginas are located, right?

Meanwhile, the Return of Kings commenters have their own thoughts on Rogen, his wife, and, you know, it’s a word that starts with J.

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This already plenty strange boycott of a film that isn’t even out yet will likely get a lot stranger before it fizzles out.

 

 

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Tulse
Tulse
5 years ago

The only reasonable article to follow a headline like this would be a one-word article, that one word being “no.”

Indeed, as in Betteridge’s Law of Headlines.

scalyllama
5 years ago

As a lifelong woman, I can testify that never once has a door hit me in the vagina. Never. I guess that’s just anecdote though, so what we need is a properly conducted double-blind scientific study to truly prove him wrong.

Although, if he’s in an alternate reality, perhaps women there have external vaginas. Hmm. This needs some thought.

scalyllama
5 years ago

(Also: “gassed to death in microwaves”??? I don’t think this guy understands how microwave ovens work. Or how anything works, really.)

Social Justice Shota
Social Justice Shota
5 years ago
Vanir (@Vanir85)
5 years ago

Emasculated? Really? These people will soon have to make a list over what ISN’T emasculating to manly men’s manliness.

brian
5 years ago

Yesterday I learned that “Muslim” is a race. Today I learned that “Jew” apparently is as well as, like “Muslims,” “Jews” cannot be “White.”
interesting, informative, stuff.

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
5 years ago

I’m so very confused by the whole cuckolding obsession. Or even by how cuck is an insult.

It probably doesn’t help that monogamy isn’t my thing and I prefer poly relationships. Does that mean I’m super duper misandering and cucking loads of guys?

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

As a lifelong woman, I can testify that never once has a door hit me in the vagina. Never. I guess that’s just anecdote though, so what we need is a properly conducted double-blind scientific study to truly prove him wrong.

I’m trying to picture how it would happen, and the only scenario that I can come up with involves a swing and the ability to do extreme splits.

Maybe he’s more accustomed to seeing vaginas belonging to quardrapeds than those belonging to bipeds :-/

Jimmyjames
Jimmyjames
5 years ago

It’s like getting sucked into a vortex of delusional slime.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

So, that’s four movies loudly and whinily boycotted by MRAs this year. Are they going to claim that this one is all just trolls and/or No True MRAs too? And if so, will the media believe them for a fourth time?

(Yes and yes.)

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

Well, I hate Christmas films and won’t be seeing this, but I hope it does well because these fuckers are assholes.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

With one film of his already bombing due to his anti-white, anti-Christian comments and his public reputation in tatters after being cucked by Mike Cernovich, Seth Rogen’s career is in serious danger. Having alienated the bulk of his fans and publicly emasculated, it’s going to be difficult—if not impossible—for Rogen to recover from these humiliations. If he can’t rebuild his image, Rogen will find himself shut out of an industry that’s recognized him as box office poison.

I don’t think that these people understand that they don’t have author privileges for the world outside their heads.

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

@Nicola – It’s because someone’s taken and defiled THEIR woman.

Theirs.

And man’s worth is, in part, measured by his mastery over and ownership of his domain.
Including his woman.
And women can get used and ruined – you know, like other belongings.

Now, if he sleeps around…weeeeelllll, that’s just what men do, right?

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
5 years ago

Trying to figure out what goes on in the minds of MRAs is like sticking your hand in an unflushed toilet.

tessarion
5 years ago

Something I’ve always found odd about the alt right set is that for all they rant about “anti-Christian” whatever, they never actually seem all that invested in the religion. You never see them talking about going to church, or teaching their kids’ Sunday school classes, or quoting Bible verses, or really any of the other things associated with displaying Christian faith. It’s like they’re just invested in the *idea* of what Christianity *might* represent (namely, Us, as opposed to Them), not the actual practice.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Pandapool — The Species that Endangers YOU | November 3, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Well, I hate Christmas films and won’t be seeing this, but I hope it does well because these fuckers are assholes.

I’m not a fan of Christmas movies either, nor am I a fan of the “bro comedy” genre that Rogan’s going for here, but hey, here’s hoping it does well.

Especially since it’s all about a guy going out and having lots of fun with his bros before he gets married and settles down like a “true beta”, like the fifty or so movies that are pretty much about the same thing. This one’s just holiday themed.

lacerta viridis
lacerta viridis
5 years ago

Seth Rogen is a SJW, Donald Trump has fantastic hair and saying you’d fuck someone, even sarcastically or via a typo, means you have actually fucked them.

Did I wake up in opposite world?

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

What is it with white supremacists believing Christianity is fundamentally European? Sure, it’s associated with people with European descent these days, but do they not know that the religion started in the Middle East?

plays the same guy in every movie: fat, unfunny, weed-smoking goon pretending to be White (he’s a Jew).

Since when did Rogen pretend not to be Jewish? In Knocked Up, Katherine Heigl’s character asks his character what product he uses to get his hair so curly and his answer is “Jew.” Just as an example.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

WordPress Mammoth is hungry tonight, it seems.

Tulse
Tulse
5 years ago

I also thought that there was a significant strain of white supremacy that was pseudo-pagan.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Judas Peckerwood | November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm
Trying to figure out what goes on in the minds of MRAs is like sticking your hand in an unflushed toilet.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6s1giGnZ1qdusbdo1_1280.jpg

Is that what I was doing in Silent Hill 2? I thought I was just getting a wallet with a safe code in it, so I can open a safe and get some ammo for a handgun I found in a shopping cart!

Tulse | November 3, 2015 at 5:27 pm
I also thought that there was a significant strain of white supremacy that was pseudo-pagan.

As a pagan, I really hope not. As a feminist, I know that’s most likely the case.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Judas Peckerwood | November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm
Trying to figure out what goes on in the minds of MRAs is like sticking your hand in an unflushed toilet.

Is that what I was doing in Silent Hill 2? I thought I was just getting a wallet with a safe code in it, so I can open a safe and get some ammo for a handgun I found in a shopping cart!

Tulse | November 3, 2015 at 5:27 pm
I also thought that there was a significant strain of white supremacy that was pseudo-pagan.

As a pagan, I really hope not. As a feminist, I know that’s most likely the case.

katz
katz
5 years ago

I’m sure this boycott will go just as well as the Star Wars boycott. We all know how that movie is going to flop*

*is already sold out

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

I’m not a fan of Christmas movies, usually. I didn’t even know that Rogen was doing one until now. So maybe he should think these doofuses for the free publicity.

I do, however want to see Krampus. It looks amazing.
https://youtu.be/h6cVyoMH4QE

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Ah, so it turns out WordPress Mammoth is fond of eating posts with embedded images in them tonight.

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

The popularity of #BoycottTheNightBefore and #CuckRogen displays how much power the alternative right and neomasculinity has in shaping the public discourse. As recently as last year, leftist domination of Twitter and the other barometers of social influence was all but complete, with frequent witch-hunts and mob attacks against anyone who dissented from the social justice line. Ever since GamerGate cleared the way for anti-leftist discourse to grow in popularity, the alt-right has found a voice in the public sphere.
But more importantly, #CuckRogen and #BoycottTheNightBefore may spell the end of Seth Rogen’s marriage and career.

Forney certainly has a boundless enthusiasm for making shit up.

Moocow
Moocow
5 years ago

Phew, back from my mini hiatus of “yay my family is visiting” and “fuck I need to scramble and make more money to afford rent”. Hope everyone had a great Halloween!

Anyhow, Please let this be another mad max fiasco where the bigots suddenly do a 180 on their ‘boycott’ once they realize the whole world is laughing at them. Sadly Neo-nazis seem to be a lot more shameless and care a lot less about being taken seriously than the Manosphere.

I honestly can’t even find any words to describe the sheer stupidity of this. I mean, my perspective is completely skewed as I am poly so technically I’ve been the “cuck-er” and “cuck-ee” half a dozen times this month alone with each of my partners. To think that such an act is ‘humiliating’ just does not compute in my book.

Also, even among this imaginary “power dynamic”, someone (Bill the butcher) STILL manages to find a way to blame women. Incredible. Apparently, it’s Lauren Rogen’s fault that Mike Chernobyl is an idiot who reads far too much into tweets. Wow.

I really hope Seth and Lauren Rogen get to laugh their asses off at this debacle. Based on that tweet that @Social Justice Shota posted, it seems that is very much what is happening. Haha.

WickedWitchOfWhatever
WickedWitchOfWhatever
5 years ago

So women being rude and sarcastic to a Red Piller = sleeping with them. Now I understand why these guys think they are successful with women.

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
5 years ago

Christmas comedies practically make me break out in hives – just not my thing at all. Nevertheless, I might have to make an exception for this one and buy a ticket just to boost sales and further enrage the manosphere.

freemage
5 years ago

I… I really don’t want to go see this movie. It’s pretty much the summation of everything I hate about bro-comedies, rolled into one package.

And yet, the two scenes in the trailer that touched on Rogan’s Jewish ancestry/faith were the funniest ones in it. Flashing the Star of David like gang colors on Xmas Eve to a bunch of Hassidic Jews in a Chinese restaurant? Running out of the Catholic mass, under the influence of the drugs his wife gave him earlier, pointing at the crucifix and shouting, “We did not do that! We did not kill Jesus!”? Genuinely amusing, in a way that, frankly, most of the rest of the movie probably won’t be.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

@SpleenyBaggage:

‘Scuse me a moment.

EEEEEEEE what a sweet little baby you have for your icon! It’s so cute!

*ahem* Carry on.

Tulse
Tulse
5 years ago

As a pagan, I really hope not. As a feminist, I know that’s most likely the case.

Pseudo-pagan, as is “the Nazi were really into all that cool Norse shit and fuck that Thor guy is cool!”

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
5 years ago

Hmmm… maybe if you were halfway through one of those dilating circular doors they have on spaceships, and you got caught halfway through (one leg each side), then the door might hit you in the vagina. That’s the only scenario I can think of.

And now I’m wincing just thinking about that.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Tulse | November 3, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Pseudo-pagan, as is “the Nazi were really into all that cool Norse shit and fuck that Thor guy is cool!”

My point still stands.

Pseudo-pagan or not, it’s still shitty for me as a pagan, because they’re still making me look bad.

katz
katz
5 years ago

Aww, a ratty baby! I didn’t notice until I biggified it.

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

But those circular doors would have adequate safety mechanisms.

*seriousface*

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

If you’re flexible enough to lift your leg straight up over your head and make the mistake of doing that in a door frame while trying to crack your knee, it’s possible.

I’ve led a weird, weird life.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

Nvm. :>

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
5 years ago

I don’t get this cuck thing. What is cuckservative? What is that even supposed to mean?!?! My brain is starting to ache.

This movie looks like it might be funny. I’m not always opposed to the bro comedy concept, and the characters are hardly alpha. My understanding is one character’s parents had died on Christmas a few years past and the others decide he’s not going to be allowed to mope around as he usually does this year. Might be worth a couple laughs.

Seth Rogen really isn’t that funny but he more these guys hate him the more I like him.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

Oh, damnit.

*says they don’t like Christmas movies*

*sees trailer for Krampus*

Nvm. :>

(I’ve been talking on Skype too much lately lol)

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
5 years ago

@ParadoxicalIntention

That’s my now sadly-departed li’l buddy Charger. He was one of the sweetest ratfolk I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. I still don’t know how that much love fitted into such a teeny body. He’s been “replaced” (not-replaced) by silly sausage Dizzy and cuddly spud Jake. Rats is the best people.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

@Fnoicby

It means Republicans who’ve been metaphorically “Cucked” by “Thugs” – that is, Republicans who might be racist but aren’t racist enough, damnit. Yes, really.

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
5 years ago

@SFHC
I had to read that like 3 times before my brain grasped. Say what now? Ugh, who has the time to hink up this twisted BS?

:/

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
5 years ago

*think

My phone for some reason hates real, commonly used words.

Moocow
Moocow
5 years ago

@SpleenyBaggage

Yaaaaaaay!! I <3 ratties. They're amazing but tough to have as pets since they don't live long :(. I had a rat just like yours, except she was named Darktan. We also had Dangerous Beans, Peaches (free internet cookies to anyone who gets reference) and a couple of others.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Unless a door is shaped like a balance beam for some reason, I don’t really get the door hitting you in the vagina thing either.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/07592e17ca32a5777ddcfea02282107a/tumblr_nad8z7Xaju1totxx0o1_500.gif

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

@Paradoxy:
It sucks having assholes within what you thought was your cool club for cool people. On behalf of literally every religious and pseudo-religious group out there, let me extend my commiserations. (Take a look at the shit *my* co-religionists say sometime; it’s much worse than yours, sadly.) I think it just means that the group has grown up enough and gotten mature and established enough for assholes to enter; one can see it almost as a rite of passage for the group. It doesn’t speak badly of you or any other pagans.

That’s right, I totally just #notallpagans’d.

@Fnoicby:
To the alt-right, the word “cuck” refers to a man (usually white) who is not living up to their standards of what they believe a man should do. This normally implies that the man isn’t mistreating women and ethnic minorities to get ahead, is insufficiently violent, is motivated by matters other than money and status – in a word, a non-asshole. This is considered an insult among the alt-right, which tells you a lot about them.

A cuckservative, then, is a nominally right-wing person whom they suspect of being a big ol’ cuck. Cuckservatives are blamed for all the failings of movement conservatism. If only the people in charge were more hardline and less willing to see reason then more voters would appear out of thin air Kenyan Muslim Socialists wouldn’t get their way all the time.

Virtually Out of Touch
Virtually Out of Touch
5 years ago

The word “cuck” cracks me up. It sounds so old school. Like my great grandpa would use it. Not even my gramps, but my great gramps.

I mean if you go into any random circle of people and throw out that word, will they know what it means? Nope. They won’t even know what cuckold means most likely.

giant_nanosanta
giant_nanosanta
5 years ago

I interpreted Lauren’s riposte as “Well, she would definitely fuck you (up)!”

Why is she referring to herself in third person, though? Maybe someone’s ghost-writing her tweets on her behalf…

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