I love it when woman-hating weirdos fight amongst themselves; I root for both sides to lose, and lose big.
Last week I took a look at one Red Pill Redditor’s unsubtle attack on Men’s Rights Activists in general, and former AVFMer Dean Esmay in particular, as sloppy losers “eating cheese puffs out of their fedoras.”
AVFM’s Paul Elam responded with an equally unsubtle tweet (archived here).
https://twitter.com/AVoiceForMen/status/656308310736506880
The Red Pill Redditor — a famously over-the-top character who calls himself GayLubeOil — has returned with a rather more creative, er, rebuttal — in the form of a recipe for Chicken a la Elam.
Mr. LubeOil, in a post titled The Secret of a Tender Elam, starts off by mocking Elam as an “obese sixty year old” who doesn’t “like being told to eat his vegetables.”
After a few more jibes aimed at “Dad bod MRAs,” Mr. LubeOil gets to the meat of his argument, so to speak, which turns out to be “a healthy delicious recipe inspired by Paul Elam.”
GayLubeOil asks his readers to procure a number of chicken breasts, some plain yogurt, and a fairly standard assortment of spices.
But if his ingredients list is a little underwhelming, GayLubeOil impresses with his spirited, if slightly NSFW, account of the preparation.
Directions: In classic Elam fashion, get out your white meat and start beating it. The key to a good Elam, is that it’s tender, beaten down and just a little bit sad. Now cover your Elam in white guilt. You can use yogurt, kefir or buttermilk for this step. The enzymes in the dairy help break down the Elam making it even more tender. Paul Elam is far from healthy and we certainly don’t want to share his fate. Go ahead and add some healthy tasty ingredients: a bit of lemon zest, ginger and roughly chopped garlic. Sprinkle in some salt because Paul is quite salty. Finally if you prefer your Elam to be heated throw in some chili powder and cumin. Put the mixture in a ziplock bag and let it marinade angrily in the refrigerator overnight. When you’re ready, take that bitch out of its safe space, throw over medium heat and cook for about 25 minutes.
Your move, Paul.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
Is it bad that that actually sounds tasty?
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@Argenti I was coming to say that same thing. But I don’t think you normally tenderize chicken? I mean I’ve never done it as i think the chicken might fall apart, but maybe you can?
Where are the vegetables, Mr LubeOil?
So now, we can symbolically eat Elam, to gain his powers?
Not tenderizing, but I’ve seen recipes where a boneless chicken breast is pounded flat (well, flatter) so it will cook through more evenly.
Surely GayLubeOil is a massive troll who takes the piss out of the Manosphere? The last thing I saw here that was about him he actually told them he was trolling them – and yet seems to stay very popular!
@Nequam Ah, that makes sense.Good, because I always want new ways to cook chicken, even from the mouths of those like GayLubeOil
@Dodom I don’t want any of Elam’s powers, thanks all the same. There are powers I’d much rather have, like decency and the ability to write about women without the words ‘cunt’ and ‘whore’ in everything.
What a fascinating little aside focused on treading the line between “hahaha Paul Elam is CHICKEN. Geddit, guys? Oh okay I’ll just extend this metaphor a little more” and straight up cannibalism.
I’ll say that GLO appears to have better tastes in food than Mr “cook a plain frozen chicken breast in an over for forty minutes LIKE A MAN” guy.
Wait, wait… He suggests that Elam suffers from ‘white guilt’? Did he just imply that Elam is… *horrors* an SJW? There’s not enough words in the English language to describe my flummoxation.
What are the odds AVFM rationalize this into a death threat?
This sounds a lot more palatable than that AVfM MGTOW chicken recipe that involved plopping a frozen breast into a pan, setting the oven to
white-hot rage400, and pestering feminists on Twitter.Traditionally, Elam chicken is served by hastily moving the dishes into a series of ever-smaller venues for “security reasons”, then cancelling dinner and declaring that everyone is full.
White guilt is such an interesting term because of the many different things it can signify. Sometimes “white guilt” means the tendency of white people to center ourselves in conversations about racism, because we feel really, really bad about racism and we think people of colour should devote their energy to reassuring us that we are the “good” kind of white person. In contrast, sometimes it’s a dismissive term lobbied at a white person who makes any small attempt at anti-racism. Today, thanks to GLO, I learned that in the right hands, “white guilt” can mean “not white supremacist enough for my liking.”
I have to admit I laughed at that, but then I realized that now I might think of this bullshit when I eat/prepare tandoori chicken and got annoyed (yogurt marinated chicken is really good btw, and you should probably look up some recipes to try and disassociate the idea from what we’ve just witnessed 😀 )
Of course it sounds good, but only because he cheated. Everything will be good if you put garlic, ginger, chili powder and lemon zest in it. Just listing things that taste good doesn’t really make it a recipe.
Having said that, here’s a recipe that never fails:
Step 1: Add sesame oil.
Step 2: There’s no step 2.
@sn0rkmaiden:
Is there such a thing as a number over 100%? Because that’s going to be my guess.
Also, Buttercup Q. Skullpants has won the thread. It’s over. We can all go home.
Kefir is too good to be associated with Paul Elam. Keep the MRM out of my Penang curry please!
Freemage, yes, the standard Red Pill PUA attack on AVFM is that it’s … feminist; the standard AVFM attack on PUAs is that they are “pussy beggars” who care too much about what women think.
I know, I know. But that’s what they really say.
Yes, i think this recipe would more or less work… maybe a bit like a butter chicken? Worth a try anyway, though I’m not sure if you should be marinating chicken in dairy, even refrigerated overnight, so I’d probably just coat and bake. to be on the safe side. I do also want to stress I’d use chicken or turkey and not Paul Elam.
Ellesar,
Look at his tumblr. His feuds with repillers are taking up like half the front page, but there’s still room for retweeting racist pictures, complaining about Democrats, and checking in with his friend, Mike Cernovich. So no, he really is an asshole, just not as much of a loser as the AVFM set. Apparently he knows how to cook, and one of the anti-Hillary jokes he posted was actually funny. So he’s not a boundlessly incompetent failure, just a boundlessly unethical scumbag.
Next week, ratatouille with eggplant, zucchini, peppers, onion, and a large rat that answers to the name of “Paul” any time he thinks you’ve got beer in the fridge.
What about a recipe for catfish who refuse to pay child support?
Things are heating up and Elam might wanna get out of the kitchen before he gets filleted.
Get it? Cooking puns.
“What about a recipe for catfish who refuse to pay child support?”
I will be having no such thing! Unless you mean food for a catfish, in which case cucumber is usually a hit.
@Argenti
Yeah, uh, that’s totally what I meant. :p