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The Red Pill/A Voice for Men feud gets weirder with this recipe for Chicken a la Elam from Red Piller GayLubeOil

Preparing the tomato sauce, MRA-style

I love it when woman-hating weirdos fight amongst themselves; I root for both sides to lose, and lose big.

Last week I took a look at one Red Pill Redditor’s unsubtle attack on Men’s Rights Activists in general, and former AVFMer Dean Esmay in particular, as sloppy losers “eating cheese puffs out of their fedoras.”

AVFM’s Paul Elam responded with an equally unsubtle tweet (archived here).

https://twitter.com/AVoiceForMen/status/656308310736506880

The Red Pill Redditor — a famously over-the-top character who calls himself GayLubeOil — has returned with a rather more creative, er, rebuttal — in the form of a recipe for Chicken a la Elam.

Mr. LubeOil, in a post titled The Secret of a Tender Elam, starts off by mocking Elam as an “obese sixty year old” who doesn’t “like being told to eat his vegetables.”

After a few more jibes aimed at “Dad bod MRAs,” Mr. LubeOil gets to the meat of his argument, so to speak, which turns out to be “a healthy delicious recipe inspired by Paul Elam.”

GayLubeOil asks his readers to procure a number of chicken breasts, some plain yogurt, and a fairly standard assortment of spices.

But if his ingredients list is a little underwhelming, GayLubeOil impresses with his spirited, if slightly NSFW, account of the preparation.

Directions: In classic Elam fashion, get out your white meat and start beating it. The key to a good Elam, is that it’s tender, beaten down and just a little bit sad. Now cover your Elam in white guilt. You can use yogurt, kefir or buttermilk for this step. The enzymes in the dairy help break down the Elam making it even more tender. Paul Elam is far from healthy and we certainly don’t want to share his fate. Go ahead and add some healthy tasty ingredients: a bit of lemon zest, ginger and roughly chopped garlic. Sprinkle in some salt because Paul is quite salty. Finally if you prefer your Elam to be heated throw in some chili powder and cumin. Put the mixture in a ziplock bag and let it marinade angrily in the refrigerator overnight. When you’re ready, take that bitch out of its safe space, throw over medium heat and cook for about 25 minutes.

Your move, Paul.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

 

 

 

 

 

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Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

Is it bad that that actually sounds tasty?

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
9 years ago

Battle of the Douchebags

Ace
Ace
9 years ago

@Argenti I was coming to say that same thing. But I don’t think you normally tenderize chicken? I mean I’ve never done it as i think the chicken might fall apart, but maybe you can?

painteyelash
painteyelash
9 years ago

Where are the vegetables, Mr LubeOil?

Dodom
Dodom
9 years ago

So now, we can symbolically eat Elam, to gain his powers?

Nequam
Nequam
9 years ago

Not tenderizing, but I’ve seen recipes where a boneless chicken breast is pounded flat (well, flatter) so it will cook through more evenly.

Ellesar
Ellesar
9 years ago

Surely GayLubeOil is a massive troll who takes the piss out of the Manosphere? The last thing I saw here that was about him he actually told them he was trolling them – and yet seems to stay very popular!

Ace
Ace
9 years ago

@Nequam Ah, that makes sense.Good, because I always want new ways to cook chicken, even from the mouths of those like GayLubeOil

@Dodom I don’t want any of Elam’s powers, thanks all the same. There are powers I’d much rather have, like decency and the ability to write about women without the words ‘cunt’ and ‘whore’ in everything.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 years ago

What a fascinating little aside focused on treading the line between “hahaha Paul Elam is CHICKEN. Geddit, guys? Oh okay I’ll just extend this metaphor a little more” and straight up cannibalism.

I’ll say that GLO appears to have better tastes in food than Mr “cook a plain frozen chicken breast in an over for forty minutes LIKE A MAN” guy.

freemage
9 years ago

Wait, wait… He suggests that Elam suffers from ‘white guilt’? Did he just imply that Elam is… *horrors* an SJW? There’s not enough words in the English language to describe my flummoxation.

sn0rkmaiden
9 years ago

What are the odds AVFM rationalize this into a death threat?

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

This sounds a lot more palatable than that AVfM MGTOW chicken recipe that involved plopping a frozen breast into a pan, setting the oven to white-hot rage 400, and pestering feminists on Twitter.

Traditionally, Elam chicken is served by hastily moving the dishes into a series of ever-smaller venues for “security reasons”, then cancelling dinner and declaring that everyone is full.

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

White guilt is such an interesting term because of the many different things it can signify. Sometimes “white guilt” means the tendency of white people to center ourselves in conversations about racism, because we feel really, really bad about racism and we think people of colour should devote their energy to reassuring us that we are the “good” kind of white person. In contrast, sometimes it’s a dismissive term lobbied at a white person who makes any small attempt at anti-racism. Today, thanks to GLO, I learned that in the right hands, “white guilt” can mean “not white supremacist enough for my liking.”

W
W
9 years ago

I have to admit I laughed at that, but then I realized that now I might think of this bullshit when I eat/prepare tandoori chicken and got annoyed (yogurt marinated chicken is really good btw, and you should probably look up some recipes to try and disassociate the idea from what we’ve just witnessed 😀 )

dhag85
9 years ago

Of course it sounds good, but only because he cheated. Everything will be good if you put garlic, ginger, chili powder and lemon zest in it. Just listing things that taste good doesn’t really make it a recipe.

Having said that, here’s a recipe that never fails:

Step 1: Add sesame oil.
Step 2: There’s no step 2.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

@sn0rkmaiden:
Is there such a thing as a number over 100%? Because that’s going to be my guess.

Also, Buttercup Q. Skullpants has won the thread. It’s over. We can all go home.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Kefir is too good to be associated with Paul Elam. Keep the MRM out of my Penang curry please!

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
9 years ago

Yes, i think this recipe would more or less work… maybe a bit like a butter chicken? Worth a try anyway, though I’m not sure if you should be marinating chicken in dairy, even refrigerated overnight, so I’d probably just coat and bake. to be on the safe side. I do also want to stress I’d use chicken or turkey and not Paul Elam.

Orion
9 years ago

Ellesar,

Look at his tumblr. His feuds with repillers are taking up like half the front page, but there’s still room for retweeting racist pictures, complaining about Democrats, and checking in with his friend, Mike Cernovich. So no, he really is an asshole, just not as much of a loser as the AVFM set. Apparently he knows how to cook, and one of the anti-Hillary jokes he posted was actually funny. So he’s not a boundlessly incompetent failure, just a boundlessly unethical scumbag.

TG
TG
9 years ago

Next week, ratatouille with eggplant, zucchini, peppers, onion, and a large rat that answers to the name of “Paul” any time he thinks you’ve got beer in the fridge.

dhag85
9 years ago

What about a recipe for catfish who refuse to pay child support?

ultimateprotagonistnerd
ultimateprotagonistnerd
9 years ago

Things are heating up and Elam might wanna get out of the kitchen before he gets filleted.

Get it? Cooking puns.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

“What about a recipe for catfish who refuse to pay child support?”

I will be having no such thing! Unless you mean food for a catfish, in which case cucumber is usually a hit.

dhag85
9 years ago

@Argenti

Yeah, uh, that’s totally what I meant. :p

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