Enjoy These Delicious Patriarchy Sandwiches, With All the Fixins

Honestly, if someone left a knife, bread, and fixings out in plain sight in the kitchen, I’d be like “Wow, thanks!” and proceed to make myself a delicious sandwich.

@David Rutten — I see you got a Fiskars axe, so you’re taking this sammich-making bizniz seriously! Good choice.

@kupo The people who claim there’s an inherent gender disparity in math skills say the disparity begins at the advanced graduate level (like your dissertation for a PhD in math or physics, whether your work is “distinguished,” etc.) and beyond (which could easily be explained by male professors in the department who might have some unexamined prejudices). There’s no significant evidence of difference in ability if you’re talking about lower division undergraduate material or even the courses math or physics majors take or graduate courses.

It’s amazing how willing Milo is to demonstrate his own stupidity – I know he thinks this is some show of dominance for men and that making their own sandwiches is somehow above them, but what it really looks like is that they’re just idiots who can’t take care of themselves.

Thinking back to that delicious “put a plain chicken breast in the oven for 45 minutes” recipe featured on AVFM, maybe this is true. They just… never learned how to be adults.

Also, where is Milo from? That looks like British bread and I miss it so much.

@davidknewton:
I don’t know where he’s from, but he lives in London, just like I do. I’m hoping that I cancel him out.

Uhmm, yeah, no. its not a good idea at all to insult the person who will be touching your food. For some reason, people who are a**holes always seem to forget this rule.

Milo is from the UK. He used to be a technology journalist who was into the techno-libertarian/techno-conservative stuff. He realized he could use fear, uncertainty, and doubt about feminism to convert gamers to right wing politics.

Oh, and anyone dumb enough to use the “it won’t suck itself” thing richly deserves all the ‘small penis’ insults that he will no doubt receive.

@History Nerd
And Milo is implying that even successful female scientists don’t understand basic algebra.

And Milo is implying that even successful female scientists don’t understand basic algebra.

I don’t think he is. I think he and his audience know full well that she understands algebra, and that’s the “joke,” such as it is. “Celebrate world patriarchy day by deliberately wasting a woman’s time, and make sure all women are condescended to no matter how accomplished.”

Hahaha, wow. I do like the response to his sammich humor. A lot more than I would ever like Milo’s actual “humor”

I have occasionally asked my husband to make me one of his famous PBJs (he likes peanut butter that’s fresh-ground and low in oil, resulting in a super-thick spread that only he has mastered the art of putting on bread without ripping it). But I wouldn’t just put the ingredients out and assume, because I am not an asshole (I hope). I also thank him when he has made said sandwich.