The Red Pill take on “Fat Chicks” is usually, well, let’s just call it strongly negative.
So I was a little surprised to find a post on the Red Pill subreddit suggesting that fat women aren’t necessarily the worst things in the world. The surprise went away as soon as I saw the explanation:
A woman can lose 20 pounds in three months but she can’t unsuck 20 dicks, ever.
And I can’t unread the phrase “unsuck 20 dicks” either, alas.
You see, as the lovely Red Pill individual who calls himself windowkicker explains, if you’re looking for a future mother to your children, fat girls aren’t always the wrong choice, so long as they’re only slightly fat, and practically virginal.
If you find an attractive girl with a low N-count but is a few pounds overweight don’t worry too much about it. Red Pillers should take this option every day over a girl with low bodyfat but is a self confessed party girl with a high N-count and here’s why-
Brace yourself.
If you have been lifting and taking care of yourself when you start the relationship she will naturally fall into line with your lifestyle; this is on the condition that you are maintaining frame and employing light dread.
“Light dread” is a Red Pill euphemism for “grinding away at her insecurities by making her think you could leave her at any moment.”
Once you have demonstrated your superior SMV [Sexual Market Value] she will start to take better care of herself automatically. … for the majority of instances, a woman will get the vibe off you that she needs to lose some weight without you saying anything. Subtleness should be applied if you do approach the subject of weight loss but for the most part this is unnecessary (again, employ dread).
Sluts, by contrast, can never unsluttify themselves. Once they’ve been with an alpha they are pretty much ruined for good decent men like the amoral abusive creeps who read the Red Pill subreddit.
Once she has been alpha widowed there is no way back to re-establishing her ability to pair bond and raise stable offspring.
I’m not saying to go out there and be Captain save a hoe, if she doesn’t respond, next her immediately, but for a girl who is on the borderline and you want to raise a family, don’t waste all your time looking for skinny bitches who are going to jump at the next dishwasher repairman that calls at your house.
Huh. Apparently those Maytag repairmen aren’t really the loneliest men in town.
In the comments, other Red Pillers share their highly enlightened thoughts on the weight issue.
Antariusz reports on his efforts to “hard dread” his current girlfriend into dropping a lot of weight.
I’m kinda taking that approach with this girl I’ve started seeing, she’s pretty much everything I’d want in a woman, 20 with a low n-count, and wicked smart, but her weight is a huge issue (no pun intended), I’m getting what I want out of the relationship, and if she improves, awesome, if she doesn’t, well I’ve invested less time and emotion into her than any of my older blue pill relationships, so it’s all good. …
I steer almost the conversation at least once a day toward diet or working out.
Pirateninj4 advises him to
Treat [her] like you know you you’re better. Make her working out a requirement and employ dread if she doesn’t do it.
Walk away if she’s not complying.
blkbullmentor meanwhile, warns that
Dread can backfire.
If she’s a lazy bitch then she’ll refuse to compete. At that point, dump her ass as it’s easier to train a new one than fix a lazy one.
nantucketghost suggests you aim for younger “girls.”
Girls you can mold. They are willing to please an alpha. New clothes, change hair style, makeup, etc. Get them into a gym, workout and bond, run, etc. You can turn an HB5/6 into an HB8/9 with very little effort and after you do so, they will feel like they owe you and be forever grateful to you.
The women who start out with the looks and thinking they are the shit are used to the betas falling all over her to do things. She’s the one night stand. She wants to sleep with the alpa, but she’ll never give up the beta and being waited on hand and foot. This woman will end up unhappy and unfulfilled in life.
redadactyl suggests that his comrades don’t try to mold women who are more than a little bit overweight.
I feel like this is possible If she is 10-25lbs over MAX. I unwittingly did the conversion on my LTR pre TRP and got her to drop 15lbs and it was great. I kinda just had to suck it up at the beginning because I saw the potential. I don’t know if I could do it again today.
Moose_war, more pessimistic than most of his colleagues, laments how easily “humble, low self esteem virgin” fat girls can be transformed into evil, sassy sluts.
A lot of fat girls stay virgins into their 20s and then just get fucked one night and it opens up this weird world tinged with hunger for sex and validation. So they get a beta boyfriend or they get fucked, and the more male validation they get, the sassier they get, and the fatter they get, and the sassier they get.
The horror!
Until one day they are a morbidly obese 45 year old woman who looks 55 and who no man is having sex with anymore and she is nasty as fuck to everyone around her, to the cashier at the store, to her male co-workers, to the skinny pretty female co-workers.
Or maybe they end up still fat, still sassy, still having sex, and still glad they never hooked up with any of the bitter gaslighting dickheads who fill the Red Pill subreddit.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
I’ve never much enjoyed the idea myself, even though the Red Pill people seem to think it’s the height of sexual experience and indeed life.
If you suffer a BJ related injury and have to attend the hospital the first thing the Doctor does before you even drop your pants is use a special rubber stamp to produce a diagram of your bits and ask you to mark on it where the damage occurred.
We’ll, at least that’s what I’ve read.
[I am genuinely curious as to where they get those rubber stamps though. I mean are they specially ordered or can you just buy them? How big a market can there be for such things anyway!?]
@EJ – Considering that their entire universe revolves around their peens, you’d think they’d want only the best, most knowledgeable experts in the vicinity.
Seriously. They must think Deep Throat was literally real, if that’s the case. No, fellas, we don’t have clits in our throats. Or hymens around our lips, either.
(Also, do they discard their Fleshlights after a single use? They seem the type…)
@Bina – I wouldn’t be surprised, given how phobic they are and how much they believe their wieners have magic powers to permanently damage whatever they touch. (Misandry FTW!)
The market for used sexbots is going to be vanishingly small. They’re going to be investing tens of thousands of dollars in something that can never be resold.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
I don’t think that’s just MRAs though. Of all the things in the world that I would buy used, a sexbot would be the last. My algorithm for buying things used can be approximated to, more or less:
(full price) * (1-t/T) * (1-S)
Where:
t is its age,
T is the normal lifetime of such a product,
S is the probability that someone has had sex with it.
Is it just me, or does that make little or no sense? Why can’t they just keep a diagram on hand?
Agreed — novices never seem to use enough teeth. It’s frustrating.
Why is it TeRP and not TRP?
The Manosphere claims to want to “tradition”. Even Roosh, now that he’s pushing 40, has decided to ease of “game” and focus on more pressing matter like re-visiting the patriarchal Shia values that his Iranian father instilled in him while growing up. Yet at the same time these guys all talk about anal sex like its the creme de la creme of human sexual evolution. “Traditional” cultures, as they speak of them, don’t engage in anal sex. Not in an open and proud way at least. Its considered dirty and unhealthy. Yet these “trad-con” red pillers say women need to provide them with it. Forget anal, it wasn’t until the last 3 decades that oral sex was even mainstreamed in the US. They seem to want pick and choose bits and pieces of the Sexual Revolution and the Victorian Era simultaneously.
the manosphere knows bugger all about providing high quality shags and sure as shit aren’t going to put the effort in… most of the fleshlights leave them after a few weeks because they are so boring in the sack
“the manosphere knows bugger all about providing high quality shags and sure as shit aren’t going to put the effort in”
Roosh wrote an entire blog advising men to avoid giving women orgasms.
@EJ
But can you ever be absolutely certain that S is less than 1? (see: Rule 34)
@Alan
Hm. I can’t think of any possible ways in which a stamp like that could be misused by bored hospital staff.
Though it is fun to imagine a mixup at the stamp factory between the hospital order and the library order. (If any libraries still use rubber stamps, which they probably don’t. Shame. I used to like looking at the previous due dates on the slip to see how popular the book was.)
@Orion
For ease of pronunciation, I guess? I don’t know that RedPillers themselves use that terminology, but I’ve seen it elsewhere on Reddit. It just sounds more onomatopoeic. Especially when you add in the missing “w”.
“w”?
“w”?
Twerp.
but with TRP we can accuse them of trippin’