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She Hunted the Mammoth

I guess the folks at Ubisoft didn’t get the memo that only dudes hunted mammoths.

(Maybe because it’s not true. It may be that no one did. But a video game about people looting already dead mammoths probably wouldn’t sell many copies.)

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Johanna Roberts
9 years ago

OMG, I’m not much for the Farcry series but this actually looks cool and yay prehistoric women being badass!

Kootiepatra
9 years ago

Well now that you’ve said it, I can totally envision a “Mammoth Scavenging Simulator” indie game. Find a dead mammoth, and use purposefully wonky controls to butcher it while swinging your club wildly at buzzards and stuff.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

It’d be nice if the player character could be female too, but hey, it’s a start. =P

kupo
kupo
9 years ago

@Johanna
I agree. This is the first Far Cry I’ve been curious about. Might have to try it out.

Can’t wait for the gator tears over this.

Falconer
9 years ago

Mammoths? Without giants herding them? Feels weird.

Monzach
Monzach
9 years ago

I’ve enjoyed watching playthroughs of the last couple of Far Cry games on YouTube, although that was mostly due to the jokey commentary style of Jesse Cox. Now this is starting to get me interested in getting a better PC and maybe giving it a go myself. Now all I need to do is save up loadsamoney… 😛

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

@Kootiepatra:
I can already hear, in my mind, Jim Sterling complaining about the control scheme. “Just because it’s a prehistoric game doesn’t excuse the controls from feeling like this!”

andrew682andrew
9 years ago

@Kootiepatra: something like Surgeon Simulator? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgeon_Simulator_2013 That would be hilarious.

History Nerd
History Nerd
9 years ago

I’m waiting for a sequel to Blood Dragon with a playable female character.

Some sort of username
Some sort of username
9 years ago

Haha, you guys, Ubisoft doesn’t know what female characters are. They had one game with a female lead and it was a mobile game no one bought.

Falconer
9 years ago

@EJ: I’m sure Yahtzee will complain about the camera, although I don’t intend to watch his videos anymore.

History Nerd
History Nerd
9 years ago

We know. They made pathetic excuses for not having playable female characters in Assassin’s Creed.

History Nerd
History Nerd
9 years ago

There’s really no reason why a series like Far Cry can’t let you customize your character.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

@Falconer: Nor do I.

skybison
skybison
9 years ago

I’m not convinced humans didn’t hunt Mammoths (something wiped out the pleistocene megafauna whenever human beings arrived in new environments) but the new findings are very interesting. Game looks pretty cool too, wish it was on the 360ps3 consoles so I could actually buy a copy.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Two words: pit traps.

That wouldn’t make an exciting game, but it would certainly be a more realistic one.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
9 years ago

If I get to fight Vaas’s prehistoric ancestor in this game I’ll be a happy man.

“did I ever tell you, the meaning of these cave paintings?”

But here’s to hoping I can play a female character or at least customize to a female character

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

I just thought of something relevant: Back when Walking With was still a documentary series and not a crappy ripoff of Ice Age, the Beasts series included a scene where Neanderthals hunted mammoths by using fire to scare them off cliffs (one of the more realistic scenarios). The hunting party included just as many women as men.

Science and gaming are only just catching up with a 15-year-old documentary.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

*Accepted mainstream science, I mean.

James Haynes
9 years ago

Can’t we have heforshe hunting mammoths

Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

Skybison — to be fair, things like SHFC said and the net hunting the article described make hella more sense than spear hunting an animal that has its own spears! Also, idk if it would “work” with mammoths, but some of the megafauna we may’ve outcompete for resources rather than killed outright, no?

zyvlyn
zyvlyn
9 years ago

@Falconer & EJ

Was there something I missed with Yahtzee? I used to watch his videos when I was in college but fell off a few years ago due to starting to have real world adult commitments. I had been meaning to get back into them, unless there’s a reason I shouldn’t?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

@zyvlyn

He’s a nasty transphobic #GamerGater (TW: Really gross transphobia).

ignorantianescia
ignorantianescia
9 years ago

Haha, you guys, Ubisoft doesn’t know what female characters are. They had one game with a female lead and it was a mobile game no one bought.

Beyond Good & Evil.

Sure, it wasn’t a commercial success, but it certainly was a creative success.

makroth
makroth
9 years ago

@SFHC Wait, Yahtzee is a Gamergater? I thought he was neutral on the issue and only talked about issues concerning the movement in articles. Also, he apologized for it in an article called ”Bureaucracy ’em up”. I’m not really okay with his use of the phrase ”pantomime dames” either.

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