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Paul Elam’s Drunken Party Tape Makes The Majority Report, Inspires Meme Game

In another grand public relations coup for the Men’s Rights movement, Paul Elam’s drunken party tape has been featured on The Majority Report with Sam Seder, a sharp and funny political podcast I’ve started listening to on a fairly regular basis (and that you all might want to check out).

In the clip above — taken from a show a couple of weeks back, but only just posted online — Majority Reporter Matt Binder tries to explain Elam’s infamous 2-minute video, in which a bunch of grizzled, inebriated A Voice for Men dudes joined him in a rousing game of “who can embarrass the Men’s Rights movement the most by shouting drunkenly about how much they don’t want to get blow jobs from a feminist writer half their age and then go on to describe another feminist writer’s vagina as stinky.”

Yeah, it’s sort of an odd game. (Elam won, by the way.)

Seeing Elam’s video again — or at least the portion of it that Binder included on the show, before he got so disgusted by it he turned it off — I was inspired to come up with a game of my own.

You see, I’ve noticed that AVFM’s Facebook page has been posting what you might call “Quotations from Chairman Paul” memes, featuring quotes from Elam underneath a picture of his grim visage. A couple of examples:

paulgrim1

paulgrim2

Yeah, they manage to be both ridiculous and terrible, a bit like the Men’s Rights movement itself.

But they got me thinking. We could make some “Quotations from Chairman Paul” memes of our own!

Here’s one I made, inspired by Elam’s drunken tirade on his party tape.

Hello Jessica! Hello Jessica! Yeeaaaah! Here’s a dick you won’t suck! Oh, there’s another dick you won’t suck! Oh my God there’s just thousands of dicks that don’t want you to suck it! [sic] … No means no, bitch! No means no, bitch! --Paul Elam, A Voice for Men

Feel free to use that pic of Elam (or any other that you might prefer) to make memes of your own!

If you’re looking for good quotes, there are dozens of possible candidates in the archives. “Paul Elam In His Own Words” is always a good start.

And, seriously, check out The Majority Report; you can sample snippets of it (like the video above) on Youtube.

 

 

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Some sort of username
Some sort of username
4 years ago

Those “chairman Paul” memes look like some kind of propaganda for a crappy Dystopian Sci-Fi film. These people take themselves way too seriously for what’s essentially whining that not enough women service them sexually or pay attention to THEIR needs.

Anne
Anne
4 years ago

Lame Paul Elem must be into some sort of DIY….??

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

“Both ridiculous and terrible…”

The men’s rights movement in a nutshell.

And then there’s this bit of ElamWisdom from Mister Elam himself:

“Your only salvation, which you enjoy in spite of your moral turpitude…”

Paul has himself confused with God. Of course, that’s nothing new for patriarchs.

Falconer
4 years ago

Those “chairman Paul” memes look like some kind of propaganda for a crappy Dystopian Sci-Fi film

“Welcome! Welcome to A Voice For Men. It’s safer here.”

BritterSweet
4 years ago

I’m willing to bet Cookie Cats that in response to this, Elam and/or the other MRAs will throw a fit along the lines of THIS CUCK/MANGINA/WHITE KNIGHT LIIIIIIEEESSS!!!

Vanir85
Vanir85
4 years ago

Right… Paul’s growing hard on for violence against women is as subtle as usual… basically: “You uppity women are SO lucky we won’t use force to shut you up. Because you’d totally deserve it for saying things we don’t like. Acting like you’re actually people and shit. Like you REALLY deserve it. For real. I mean, wouldn’t it be bad if some POOR OPPRESSED MAN (completely on his own accord and in no way due to my instigation) decided to GET VENEGANCE?”

Boost
Boost
4 years ago

The best is that Elam’s cartoon has so much more and nicer hair than the man himself.

How comically insecure can one man be?

sn0rkmaiden
4 years ago

Aren’t memes meant to be pithy? I’d love to see that one about Zoe and Anita fitted onto a placard or a tee shirt.

weirwoodtreehugger
4 years ago

Snorkmaiden,
They really can’t grasp the difference between meme and essay. There’s really no medium in which they won’t only express themselves in tedious, pretentious, yet completely wrong teal deers.

Virtually Out of Touch
Virtually Out of Touch
4 years ago

Ouch! That was hard on my eyes. I’d wager none of them ever got a bj from……….. anyone. LOL! And that short black guy in the hat – Obsidian (of Just Four Guys and the Obsidian Files), is that you?

antisocialite
antisocialite
4 years ago

Paul Elam’s (or any MRA) projection never fails to astound me. Well, and his stupidity. I can’t think of a brighter light that could shine on Anita or Zoe than the world stage, and a voluntary one at that, so I’m not sure what he thinks his spotlight will do, but whatever.

It’s strange, but I’m actually enjoying his rantings these days. They are the single best reason for his slide in the last 18 months.

sn0rkmaiden
4 years ago

Matt Binder was questioning the why Elam is calling this ‘The Blair Bitch Project’, is a dig at Blair Braverman who attended last years conference with GQ’s Jeff Sharlet.

A lot of the anger about the GQ article was directed at her, she being the nearest woman, as per usual.

That they’re still fixated on her is pretty pathetic.

@WWTH,

true, I’ve recall Sage Gerard’s attempts at being succinct with those condom wrappers, it wasn’t pretty.

Luzbelitx
4 years ago

@sn0rkmaiden

One would expect a teal deer meme to be an oxymoron, but no! Not in the manosphere, young lady!

dhag85
4 years ago

I’ve also been listening to Majority Report for a while now. Good show, but along with Citizen Radio I’m not sure I can justify spending 2 hours/day listening to progressive political podcasts. 🙁

Can we invent longer days already? Days are way too short.

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

Falconer:

“Welcome! Welcome to A Voice For Men. It’s safer here.”

He does kinda look like Breen, I suppose.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091026094538/half-life/en/images/e/e2/Wallace_Breen_breencast_bust.jpg

sn0rkmaiden
4 years ago

Actually, that would be a good meme, Paul Elam’s face with ‘TL; DR’ underneath it.

Bina
Bina
4 years ago

Once again, the MRBowelM own-goals itself.

At this rate, they’ll get those equal rights in…oh, about however long it takes Paulie to kick the bucket, or thereabouts.

Orion
4 years ago

“miscalled” sympathhy? I can’t even figure out what word he mean to use.

Mike
Mike
4 years ago

You know, I glanced at the images here before reading the actual article, so I assumed that all three meme images were meant as ironic lampoonery. That the first two of these WEREN’T meant ironically is, well, something.

@Vanir85 – Yeah, pretty much; he’s not gonna explicitly incite violence, but he has to at least remind people that he maybe could incite violence. Oh and he basically says that they deserve violence against them, but he’s being extra-super-good by not actually calling for it – all he’s doing is, you know, suggesting to his potentially-violent followers that these two deserve violent retribution. Yeah, fuck this guy.

ashley
ashley
4 years ago

@orion

They were going for “misplaced sympathy”

kindageeky
kindageeky
4 years ago

Sometimes I lose track…what is the bullying that these women are doing? Is the “silencing” and “oppression” supposed to be denying men the right to…threaten women for saying things that these guys don’t like? Or is there something else? I know there’s the supposed crime of suggesting that maybe game developers should consider how women are portrayed in the games they develop (A.S.’s major crime, right?) and, um, breaking up with a guy who never reviewed a free game that you developed (Z.Q’s major crime?), but is there some kind of follow up that actually could be interpreted by any reasonable person to be somehow trying to silence someone…other than, you know, trying to get them to stop threatening to kill and/or rape them?

The question is only partly rhetorical…

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

When will Elam “shine a light” on these “false threat narratives”? The world waits for specifics.

Lady Mondegreen
4 years ago

@Kat

“The world waits for specifics.”

Specifics are gynocentric.

Paradoxical Intention
4 years ago

David! That’s a shitty meme because you fucking sourced it! Don’t you know the first rule about MRA meme-making: Steal Everything, Source Nothing?!

Sinister_Hand
Sinister_Hand
4 years ago

First thing I could think of was a play on his name, the picture with the caption “I’m backward!”

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Lady Mondegreen

“The world waits for specifics.”

Specifics are gynocentric.

Gynocentric:

The only way

4 me

2 B.

Bina
Bina
4 years ago

“miscalled” sympathhy? I can’t even figure out what word he mean to use.

I think that’s when you try to phone Dial-A-Sympathy, get a wrong number, and wind up with a tinny recorded message advising you to hang up and try again.

You know, I glanced at the images here before reading the actual article, so I assumed that all three meme images were meant as ironic lampoonery. That the first two of these WEREN’T meant ironically is, well, something.

Yeah, that was my first (spit-) take, too. Because damn, that is an ugly pic of Paulie…it couldn’t look meaner or nastier if it tried. That’s why I think they own-goaled themselves here. They’ve saved their critics the trouble of mocking them by unintentionally mocking themselves.

ColeYote
ColeYote
4 years ago

Paul Elam’s (or any MRA) projection never fails to astound me. Well, and his stupidity. I can’t think of a brighter light that could shine on Anita or Zoe than the world stage, and a voluntary one at that, so I’m not sure what he thinks his spotlight will do, but whatever.

Seriously, I’ve said before; if these people are so hell-bent on insisting Anita Sarkeesian is using her harassment for money, why the hell do they keep doing it?!

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

“Daddy”

A man in black with a Meinkampf look

And a love of the rack and the screw….

Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I’m through.

— Sylvia Plath

KadeKo
KadeKo
4 years ago

Hey, Red Green looks like he’s lost a bit of weight!

contrapangloss
4 years ago

I’m trying to figure out what Red Green has to do with anything, other than the fact he’s totally awesome.

Nes
Nes
4 years ago

@ColeYote:

Seriously, I’ve said before; if these people are so hell-bent on insisting Anita Sarkeesian is using her harassment for money, why the hell do they keep doing it?!

Oh, haven’t you heard? She makes it all up!

Yup. She just sits around all day making sockpuppets to send harassment to herself.

It totally makes sense, really! 😉

(And just in case it wasn’t clear, I do not actually believe that.)

kylagb
4 years ago

Here’s my Paul Elam meme:

“I want my mommy!!”

kylagb
4 years ago

David’s made me laugh my head off this morning. 🙂

kylagb
4 years ago

On another note, someone mentioned Sage Gerard who is in the drunken video. Sage Gerad has his own youtube channel where he posts videos about women and feminism. In one I recently watched a bit of, he talks about women who are “worth their salt” and what exactly they should be like according to the wise Sage Gerard. There is no wiggle room for us ladies, if we want to do our JOB as women (that is what “worth your salt” means), you must be what Sage Gerard thinks you should be. I can only take his videos in small doses as they are creepy, with undertones of rage and you can tell just how much rage is bristling under his supposed rational, philosophical presentation. He thinks he’s the next Aristotle and as most know, Aristotle was not exactly helpful to the world view of women we’ve inherited.

Falconer
4 years ago

Hey, Red Green looks like he’s lost a bit of weight!

Oh please, don’t go there. Red Green is nothing like Elam.

For one thing, Green actually does stuff and has friends.

Falconer
4 years ago

And is, you know, fictional.

KadeKo
KadeKo
4 years ago

@Bina

@Falconer

I wasn’t comparing the character to the person, just making a cheap joke.

In fact, I consider Red Green to have the best marriage of any member of Possum Lodge. Compare, say, to Dalton Humphries and Ann Marie.

Red, who is no spring chicken, also closes the show, more than a bit, with a neat phrasing telling his wife (who I guess is watching) about wanting to engage in maritals when he gets home.

TG
TG
4 years ago

Looks like Elam thinks “succinct” has something to do with getting his dick sucked, so it, too, is something he will never ever attempt… –Blah blah blah blah blah longest meme in the blah blah history of blah blah blah fools online blah blah Paul blabber blabber Elam blurp.

Chandra
4 years ago

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