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Roosh V: “Women Must Have Their Behavior And Decisions Controlled By Men.”

Hey Ladies! This man wants to be king of your castle
Hey Ladies! This man wants to be king of your castle

The repulsive pickup guru and wannabe philosopher of “neomasculinity” Roosh Valizadeh has long made it clear that he has a problem with women making decisions about their own lives, whether that decision is picking a college major — or saying “no” to sex with him.

In one notorious post, he explained to his readers that, as he sees it, a woman’s “no” pretty much never means “no.” Only if she uses the magic word “stop” does he stop. But he doesn’t think she really has a right to use that word, because, in his mind, once a woman “gives” him an erection, she owes it to him to finish the job.

“A man’s nut is sacred,” he wrote, “and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious.”

Given all this, it perhaps should not come as a shock to hear that Roosh thinks women should have their right to make decisions taken away from them altogether, not just when he’s trying to get his “nut.”

In a blog post with the blunt title “Women Must Have Their Behavior And Decisions Controlled By Men,” Roosh sets forth his thesis:

After a long period in society of women having unlimited personal freedom to pursue life as they wish, they have shown to consistently fail in making the right decisions that prevent their own harm and the harm of others. Systems must now be put in place where a woman’s behavior is monitored and her decisions subject to approval of a male relative or guardian who understands what’s in her best interests better than she does herself.

As Roosh sees it, the whole “woman having control over their own lives” experiment has failed, and it is time to return to the good old-fashioned patriarchy that had previously served us so well. In this golden age, he writes, a woman

was not allowed to study any trivial topic she wanted, sleep with any man who caught her fancy, or uproot herself and travel the world because she wanted to “find herself.”

He’s really stuck on this whole women-choosing-their-own-college-majors thing.

And he’s also deeply offended by a woman’s right to take sexy selfies, interact with men in ways he does not approve of, watch TV shoes he doesn’t like, and, of course, with her ability to control what food goes in her mouth.

When a female lacks any urgent demands upon her survival, what behavior does she pursue? Obsessively displaying her half-naked body on the internet, flirting with men solely for attention, becoming addicted to corporate-produced entertainment, and over-indulging in food until her body shape is barely human. …

Once you give a woman personal freedom, like we have in the Western world, she enslaves herself to one of numerous vices and undertakes a rampage of destruction to her body and those who want to be a meaningful part of her life.

 

Never mind that men do all these things too, and that men in the US are actually more likely than women to be overweight or obese. Maybe men need to have their rights to make decisions about their own lives taken from them as well?

Roosh is also angry that women get to choose when they get pregnant, whom they marry, and whom they vote for — invariably choosing the candidate “who is more handsome and [who] promises unsustainable freebies that accelerate the decline of her country.”

Really? When I look at politicians in this country, “handsome” is not really the first word that comes to mind.

But never mind, because to Roosh this is all proof that a women’s right to make significant decisions about her life and the world should be taken away from her and handed over to the nearest man. Pretty much literally.

Men, on average, make better decisions than women. If you take this to be true, which should be no harder to accept than the claim that lemons are bitter, why is a woman allowed to make decisions at all without first getting approval from a man who is more rational and levelheaded than she is?

Lemons are sour, not bitter. But let’s ignore this little glitch in his logic and continue on,

So which men get to make decisions for women? As Roosh sees it, there are two possible ways his plan could work.

I propose two different options for protecting women from their obviously deficient decision making. The first is to have a designated male guardian give approval on all decisions that affect her well-being. Such a guardian should be her father by default, but in the case a father is absent, another male relative can be appointed or she can be assigned one by charity organizations who groom men for this purpose, in a sort of Boy’s Club for women.

She must seek approval by her guardian concerning diet, education, boyfriends, travel, friends, entertainment, exercise regime, marriage, and appearance, including choice of clothing. A woman must get a green light from her guardian before having sex with any man, before wearing a certain outfit, before coloring her hair green, and before going to a Spanish island for the summer with her female friends.

Roosh’s second “option” is just as flesh-crawlingly creepy.

A second option for monitoring women is a combination of rigid cultural rules and sex-specific laws. Women would not be able to attend university unless the societal need is urgent where an able-minded man could not be found to fill the specific position. Women would not be able to visit establishments that serve alcohol without a man present to supervise her consumption. Parental control software on electronic devices would be modified for women to control and monitor the information they consume. Credit card and banking accounts must have a male co-signer who can monitor her spending. Curfews for female drivers must be enacted so that women are home by a reasonable hour. Abortion for women of all ages must be signed off by her guardian, in addition to prescriptions for birth control.

Welcome to 1984, ladies! Big Brother will be watching you! Or perhaps your own big brother, if dad’s not available.

While Roosh acknowledges that “my proposals are undoubtedly extreme on the surface and hard to imagine implementing,” he thinks they’re necessary to protect Western Culture from the barbarians.

The barbarians, in Roosh’s scenario, are all those brown people from other countries who are entering our country.

Allowing women unlimited personal freedom has so affected birth rates in the West that the elite insists on now allowing importation of millions of third world immigrants from democratically-challenged nations that threaten the survival of the West.

Roosh declares that he’s making “these sincere recommendations not out of anger” but because they would be the best thing for Western Women, including the women in his own family. “They would not like it, surely,” he writes, “but due to the fact that I’m male and they’re not, my analytical decision-making faculty is superior to theirs .. .”

I’m not sure many people are going to be agreeing with you on that, dude. Your “analytical decision-making faculty” is pretty much shit.

Those who like to pretend that Roosh isn’t as terrible a person as he so clearly is may assume that he is being “satirical” here, as they said about his at-least-half-if-not-three-quarters serious proposal to supposedly end rape by making it legal on private property.

But these proposals are entirely consistent with the reactionary, misogynistic worldview Roosh has set forth in countless previous posts. Most of the commenters on his site, last I checked, were taking this post seriously, many of them agreeing with him.

And if that isn’t enough to convince you, Roosh himself states, in the top comment of his own post, that

this article is not satire in any way. I firmly stand behind the recommendations I made.

We can only hope that the increasingly blatant evidence of Roosh’s repugnant extremism ends up alienating his more casual readers, those who’ve somehow convinced themselves that his “teachings” simply offer awkward men “self-improvement” tips to help them navigate the dating world. Because he’s not a self-help guru; he’s a reactionary ideologue and rape-enabler with increasingly obvious neo-Nazi sympathies, pushing his own misogynistic brand of far-right hate.

Let’s do what we can to grease his inevitable slide into irrelevance.

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Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

i’m pretty sure the thought process is as follows:

1. Get to be in charge of all the hot women evar
2. tell them what to do every minute of every day
3…
4. Profit! (ie some sort of pseudo-victorian fantasy of a harem of meek subservient women “eager” to serve his every whim…)

ugh. I need to shower in chlorhexadine…right after I drink the excellent gin and tonic my boyfriend made me before he started doing the dishes 😉

RoscoeTCat
5 years ago

If carried out, these guidelines would amount to women’s total enslavement and exploitation. “For her own good…” What a joke that is.

I think all of this man’s “work” is one long, extended tantrum, all because Susie Sorority wouldn’t give him the time of day.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

I’ve been convinced he’s an amoral conman who doesn’t even believe his BS, willing to scam any MRA fool for a buck.

What bvh said.

We’re supposed to scratch our heads and wonder, Is this dude serious? Can’t be. Oh, wait–he says he’s not making it up! Deep thinker? Or clown? I dunno. But he’s fascinating. I’d better send him money.

Like Glenn Beck, even Roosh isn’t sure whether he’s serious. But he definitely wants our money.

witchcat
witchcat
5 years ago

Men, on average, make better decisions than women.

Really? Only a number of studies seem to indicate otherwise. That said, these studies did make use of a methodology that Roosh is unfamiliar with. Now what was it called again…? Oh, yes… science!

For example:
Mather M, Lighthall NR. Both Risk and Reward are Processed Differently in Decisions Made Under Stress. Current directions in psychological science. 2012;21(2):36-41. doi:10.1177/0963721411429452.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3312579/

Catalpa
Catalpa
5 years ago

I don’t believe he honestly thinks this, I’m sure he hates women with an obsessive passion, but I’m not convinced he honestly believes women are stupid and men are so much more logical.

I can believe that he thinks we’re all emotional, illogical morons. I mean, if we were REALLY smart, then we would OBVIOUSLY be falling over ourselves to have sex with Roosh and deferring to his every whim, because he is the smartest smart person ever, and also the sexiest. *gags*

As for if he actually thinks that the micromanaging bullshit is a good idea, I suspect this idea is much the same as the post-apolocalyptic visions that fuckheads like this fantasize about, where the world goes to hell and everyone is sorry they didn’t listen to the dudebro, who is totally thriving in a world where most people died already and totally has the pick of all the desperate, post-apolocalyptic (but somehow completely body hair free) ladies. They know it’s not super likely, but damn do they wish it would come to pass.

bekabot
5 years ago

If you take this to be true, which should be no harder to accept than the claim that lemons are bitter,

Lemons are sour, not bitter.

For Roosh, lemons are bitter, because for Roosh, everything is bitter. The End.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Okay, time to parse a little RooshSpeak™ and unfuck my head after that whinefest…

After a long period in society of women having unlimited personal freedom to pursue life as they wish, they have shown to consistently fail in making the right decisions that prevent their own harm and the harm of others. Systems must now be put in place where a woman’s behavior is monitored and her decisions subject to approval of a male relative or guardian who understands what’s in her best interests better than she does herself.

…says a man who can’t even manage his own personal freedom very well. How can he understand what’s in my own best interests better than I do myself when he kvetches incessantly about having to wash, wipe, groom himself, etc.? If he expects to find a woman who’ll do it all FOR him, on command, he’s shit out of luck. Even in Iran they don’t do that.

was not allowed to study any trivial topic she wanted, sleep with any man who caught her fancy, or uproot herself and travel the world because she wanted to “find herself.”

…says a man who’s bitter (as a lemon!) about the fact that so many women are better educated, more intelligent, better travelled than he…and therefore, not likely to fancy him even when falling-down drunk. Sorry, Roosh, but cloistering us in old-style patriarchy isn’t going to tip the odds in your favor! You’re still motherfucking ugly!

When a female lacks any urgent demands upon her survival, what behavior does she pursue? Obsessively displaying her half-naked body on the internet, flirting with men solely for attention, becoming addicted to corporate-produced entertainment, and over-indulging in food until her body shape is barely human. …

Once you give a woman personal freedom, like we have in the Western world, she enslaves herself to one of numerous vices and undertakes a rampage of destruction to her body and those who want to be a meaningful part of her life.

…says a man who has made a career out of not being a meaningful part of ANY woman’s life, and who is entertaining only by accident. His failures are the most amusing aspect of him, and that’s why he’s lashing out at women being given a much better slate of choices to indulge in (even while fat!) than him, him, HIM.

Also, no one will fuck him even under the influence of heavy beer goggles, so.

Men, on average, make better decisions than women. If you take this to be true, which should be no harder to accept than the claim that lemons are bitter, why is a woman allowed to make decisions at all without first getting approval from a man who is more rational and levelheaded than she is?

…says a man whose levelheaded rationality is such that he can’t even wash his own hair without the help of a woman with a pitcher of beer in one hand and his gonads in the other. And who makes such sound decisions as trying to drag said woman into a bar in a town where every bouncer in the entertainment district has been alerted to his stinky presence.

I propose two different options for protecting women from their obviously deficient decision making. The first is to have a designated male guardian give approval on all decisions that affect her well-being. Such a guardian should be her father by default, but in the case a father is absent, another male relative can be appointed or she can be assigned one by charity organizations who groom men for this purpose, in a sort of Boy’s Club for women.

She must seek approval by her guardian concerning diet, education, boyfriends, travel, friends, entertainment, exercise regime, marriage, and appearance, including choice of clothing. A woman must get a green light from her guardian before having sex with any man, before wearing a certain outfit, before coloring her hair green, and before going to a Spanish island for the summer with her female friends.

…says a man whose mother (or sister, if his mother is no longer to hand) really ought to drag him to the bathtub by his ear, throw him in, and forcibly shampoo every square inch of his scrawny, scraggly, skanky anatomy.

Also, let’s not forget his wig, which got lost in the Battle of Montréal. RIP Roosh’s Wig!

A second option for monitoring women is a combination of rigid cultural rules and sex-specific laws. Women would not be able to attend university unless the societal need is urgent where an able-minded man could not be found to fill the specific position. Women would not be able to visit establishments that serve alcohol without a man present to supervise her consumption. Parental control software on electronic devices would be modified for women to control and monitor the information they consume. Credit card and banking accounts must have a male co-signer who can monitor her spending. Curfews for female drivers must be enacted so that women are home by a reasonable hour. Abortion for women of all ages must be signed off by her guardian, in addition to prescriptions for birth control.

…says a man who should never be trusted with the handling of his own penis, because if his “Bang” books are anything to go by, he’s a self-admitted rapist at worst, and a lousy, ugly lay at best. I propose a chastity belt for Roosh — he’s earned one!

Also: No more internet access for you, not-so-young-anymore man. Your drivel proves that you’re not capable of handling that privilege, any more than a black-out drunk is capable of handling a car.

Allowing women unlimited personal freedom has so affected birth rates in the West that the elite insists on now allowing importation of millions of third world immigrants from democratically-challenged nations that threaten the survival of the West.

…says a man whose own family hails from one of said “democratically-challenged nations”.

Roosh, do you even own a fucking mirror, bro?

(Oh, what am I saying? Of COURSE he doesn’t!)

And yeah, Roosh, we really believe you’re not angry. Or still bitter about the girl from Montréal who was so considerate as to give you a free beer shampoo. Ha, ha.

Dandy Andy
Dandy Andy
5 years ago

When I first read that post, I had a vision of Roosh going to Syria to join the Islamic State, where buying, raping, and forcing young girls into abusive marriages is legally/religiously sanctioned.
Then again, Roosh would be required to fight and possibly sacrifice his comforts and life for the cause. Given what a complete selfish dick he is I don’t see him running into gunfire shouting Islamic slogans.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

I confess I’ve done that “call to ask permission for LITERALLY EVERYTHING” as a new nurse when faced with a condescending brand new MD who threatened my license every time I used initiative. We paged him at 5 minute intervals all night to ask permission for everything from “as needed tylenol” to “getting the patient up the the bathroom”…I’ve grown up and gotten better about just flat-out telling docs like that to go soak their heads, but…still occasionally tempting 😉

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

the problem is that, if done consistently it reaffirms the stereotype of nurses as brainless pests…and the same might go for women, tempting as it is. The solution is to simply say “oh HELL no, this behavior is unacceptable and WILL NOT STAND.”

Antisocialite
Antisocialite
5 years ago

I don’t believe a word of it. If women had no agency, there wouldn’t be any for him to pick up and fuck with no strings attached.

The manosphere is getting to be so inconsequential these days that they just thrive on any negative attention they can get.

Pterodacgirl
Pterodacgirl
5 years ago

@Alpine, RN
My bf is doing our dishes right now too! (dishes are not my thing)

But seriously. Roosh scares me. Knowing people out there think this.. and are incapable of self-doubt, and then having so many insecure men reading it. He truly is repulsing. Now that more women know who he is, he can’t “trick” them anymore.

Robjec
Robjec
5 years ago

At least he doesn’t try to pretend he is a good guy.
But seriously this is one of those things that makes me think “OMG what would his mother day” and then I realize he is sadly to old for a spanking and a time out 🙁

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

This kind of relates back to our discussion of housewives in the other thread. The gender norm of the man as breadwinner and woman keeping house does have the potential to be and often is very oppressive. But the fantasy Roosh has of the always submissive housewife is just that. A fantasy. My maternal grandmother was a fifties housewife. My grandfather was a cishet white guy who was the bread winner working a blue collar union job. He wasn’t just white. He was white white. Blue eyed, fair skinned, 100% Norwegian. And yet. She was the dominant one in the household. My grandfather was one of the nicest people I’ve ever known. And he respected women. He was glad he had two daughters and not disappointed to have no sons. I was also his favorite grandchild as the only girl. Not that he didn’t love my brother and cousins too. Although he was a WWII vet he wasn’t fond of the military and he never, ever voted for Republicans. Even when society is far more patriarchal than it currently is, there are going to be people that don’t conform to gender norms.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

well yeah @ weirwoodtreehugger i was just thinking of my dad being in charge of my choices in every matter…my dad is an ardent feminist :p “want to study archeology and/or nursing? sounds like a brilliant option! make sure you learn to think for yourself!” “want to wear that out of the house? you look like a very happy hobbit in that corset, but…go right ahead, while I laugh at you!” “you want to date that nerdy biologist guy you met doing search and rescue?? HELL I WANT TO MEET HIM SO WE CAN HANG OUT!”…TL;DR, my dad would make Roosh sob uncontrollably, and he’s a feminist who is 60 and runs up mountains for fun…and then follows it up by lifting weights 😉 (he makes me tired)

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

I think the only thing I’ve done that my dad would prevent me doing if he was in charge of my adult life is get a tattoo. He hates them. Going to college, working, staying out late, drinking on the other hand. Fine by him. I

cupisnique
cupisnique
5 years ago

I think it took my dad like a bachelors degree, a masters degree, and pursuing a PhD to actually figure out what it was I was even studying in school. The idea of him making life decisions for me just seems ridiculous

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
5 years ago

my dad should TOTALLY be allowed to tell us what to do- he’s an ardent feminist who is actually a genius at figuring out what people REALLY want to do and helping them achieve it…this is NOT what Roosh has in mind. For one, one of my dad’s college GFs had an abortion. My dad was APPALLED, as he would have raised the kid…but he’s still adamantly pro-choice…since he wasnt the mother and didn’t know what was in her head…gotta say i’m grateful to Roe V Wade or I never would have been born, as Dad would have been raising other kids with Other Woman…something you NEVER see on those websites…

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

My dad had absolutely no problem letting me pick out my universities (both of which I graduated from), my majors, my wardrobe and my boyfriends. Even if he didn’t necessarily like the boyfriends. I think he knew I wasn’t going to marry any of them, so he was okay with it. And I never had sex with the scummy ones, so his trust in me was justified.

Roosh needs to take a hard seat. His fantasy of a perfectly-under-control woman is NEVER coming true.

Stella
Stella
5 years ago

So wait. If our appointed guardian has to work late or go on a work trip what would happen in regards to eating? Would this be a preapproved food list or would I have to go everywhere with him?

amandajane5
amandajane5
5 years ago

Okay, here’s my question. If some sort of super-smart (or just bigger and stronger) alien race landed on Earth and insisted that because of said self-proclaimed intelligence it should rule the world, would Roosh-bag just hush up and go along with it?

Catalpa
Catalpa
5 years ago

Seriously, why would 99% of dads want to keep treating their daughters like toddlers? When humans are two, they need to be told “no, don’t stick that fork in a light socket”. Most parents that I talk to are damn relieved when they no longer have to worry about their offspring 24 hours a day.

Tessa
Tessa
5 years ago

Men, on average, make better decisions than women. If you take this to be true, which should be no harder to accept than the claim that lemons are bitter, why is a woman allowed to make decisions at all without first getting approval from a man who is more rational and levelheaded than she is?

A) Citation needed
B) What is the difference of this supposed average? What is the overlap? Why would an “average” allow for complete domination? If this was about “decision making” wouldn’t you make a lower limit of decision making ability, that if anybody is below it, they must have their lives controlled by someone above the line?

C)

They would not like it, surely, but due to the fact that I’m male and they’re not, my analytical decision-making faculty is superior to theirs .. .

Wait wait WAIT! Now it’s inherent just based on your being male? Before it was on average… (Also, you’ve given no proof you make better decisions than your female relatives. Nor that you make decisions better than what you believe the average woman does.) You’re contradicting yourself.

D) *sigh* I lost interest in typing more. He is a horrible person, and should really look at his own history of decision making before he judges anybody else.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

amandajane,
Good question, and I think one that could be posed to anyone with right wing leanings. To Serve Man is a cookbook, but that’s okay because they’re superior and we deserve to get eaten. It would be hypocritical not to bow to them.

wow
wow
5 years ago

“Men, on average, make better decisions than women.”
david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, had sex with a dead pig
that is definitely a good decision wow women should def just hand all their rights over to men cos CLEARLY they make all the right decisions ever yup woe

brian
5 years ago

“Men, on average, make better decisions than women. If you take this to be true [ . . .] why is a woman allowed to make decisions at all without first getting approval from a man who is more rational and levelheaded than she is?”

Because pure “rationality” is not a sensible reason for one person to cede all control of their life over to another?
If you really believe in this line of reasoning, surely sex and gender has nothing to do with it: everyone should be subservient to anyone who can be proven to be more intelligent and “rational” than they are, and the world ought to be overseen by the single most intelligent person on the planet.
This sounds like a great premise for some dystopian young adult lit, which hopefully I will be able to sell to a film studio and turn it into the next “Hunger Games” but it sounds like a goddamn terrible way to actually live in the real world. Even if I accepted the premise that women make poor decisions and are less “rational” (for which your only support so far is your bald assertion) it does not follow from this that they should have their freedom taken away from them, any more than any other person of “lesser” intelligence should have less rights because of that.

tl;dr: what a bunch of bullshit. if anything, serves as evidence that Roosh has a below-average capacity for rational reasoning.

Turtle
Turtle
5 years ago

Roosh: more asshole than man. Sometimes it’s hard to believe that any person can be this shitty and still be allowed to breathe oxygen for free.

amy
amy
5 years ago

These guys constantly confuse feeling superior to being superior and emoting with rationality. All of first world countries have womens rights and all the 3rd world countries lack it. How delusional are these guys? Men make up majority of bankruptcies, drug and alcohol problems and crimes! You can turn this idiot upside down and you wont know where he shits from and where talks from!

JetGirl
JetGirl
5 years ago

I want to laugh, but this is exactly the kind of attitude held by ISIS, Boko Haram, the FLDS, Quiverfull… He wants “The Handmaid’s Tale” to come true, and it’s terrifying.

Shadow
Shadow
5 years ago

@brian

sounds like he read The Handmaid’s Tale and said “This sounds perfect!”

See, this is why modern feminists are known as evil, slanderous creatures!!! If I were David I would delete this comment before Roosh, rightfully, sues him for slander. As if it is even remotely likely that Roosh would ever read a book, let alone one written by an author who is so obviously female!! :P:P

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

@Shadow:

A Canadian woman, at that! Everyone knows that the Canadian establishment is utterly corrupt and controlled by wicked man-hating feminists!

rugbyyogi
5 years ago

Occasionally I think that no 18 yr old should be allowed to pick their own major, but then I think about my parents’ advice and they wouldn’t have made a much better choice. The only advice that turned out to be right was “take as much math as you can” when I seemed to be going on a bit of a humanities bent. They both ended up regretting not doing more math. I regret not doing enough statistics. They clearly didn’t do enough of a beat down on my brother who ended up doing very little math, despite a natural aptitude and got a fairly useless degree in history.

tralala
5 years ago

When Roosh dies, I am throwing an enormous party.

I’m not saying I wish death on anyone. I am saying I hope I get to throw an enormous party in the not-too-distant future.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

rugbyyogi | September 24, 2015 at 2:13 am
Occasionally I think that no 18 yr old should be allowed to pick their own major, but then I think about my parents’ advice and they wouldn’t have made a much better choice.

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Amy
Amy
5 years ago

Menfolk, I am so, so sorry that this piece of vaguely humanoid garbage attempts to speak for you and superficially resembles you to the least degree. Most of you are kind, decent human beings. Roosh isn’t a bad apple in the bunch… He’s a piece of dog poo in the apple barrel. My condolences. I know y’all are mostly nothing like this creep.

Hipsterminator
5 years ago

You got some great logic there Roosh.

So, women should not flirt with random men in public or show themselves half naked on social media, yet when Roosh gets an erection from some random girl, it’s her duty to finish the job. What about asking permission from her father or older male relative?

Seriously Roosh, why did your parents leave Iran? Did you ever consider moving to Afghanistan? I think you would like it there. No sluts, no alcohol, no women behaving badly, going to college or talking to strangers without their husbands or male relatives present.

I guess you’re proud of yourself after winning the Battle of Montreal.

Hipsterminator
5 years ago

This sounds like a great premise for some dystopian young adult lit, which hopefully I will be able to sell to a film studio and turn it into the next “Hunger Games”

Call it “The Thirst Games” and make it about guys jacking off to porn and then whining when they’ve no energy left to score with Jennifer Lawrence so they call her a Leftist Feminist.

http://www.rooshv.com/the-male-thirst-epidemic-is-primarily-caused-by-porn

Andrewould
Andrewould
5 years ago

This Roosh ahole should fuck off to ISIS controlled Syria and Iraq. He will feel right at home.

Wetherby
Wetherby
5 years ago

“Male thirst epidemic”? Men have been horny since they first crawled out of the primordial swamp – it’s a hard-wired biological imperative.

The only difference is that in some present-day societies finding a mate involves more work, because the potential mates in question have far better bullshit detectors than they used to – but there’s a simple solution to this, which is don’t spout bullshit in the first place.

Granted, such a policy, if widely adopted, would render “game” immediately redundant, but I think I can accept that level of collateral damage.

spacelawn
5 years ago

I wonder what his familiy thinks of him, they gotta know about this bullshit to some degree.

michael_the_rabbit
michael_the_rabbit
5 years ago

Why Roosh and his pals hate Muslims (“brown people”) so much? They hold literally identical beliefs about women and their proper role in society.

Robert Kelly
5 years ago

Now I’m wondering if the male thirst epidemic can be averted with liberal application of bottles of Sprite.

Jenny (@dontgiveah00t)

I agree with others above – Roosh is desperate to stay relevant, so here he is telling his more extreme readers exactly what they want to hear: that they have the right to absolutely control a woman and anyone who would tell them otherwise is mean and stupid. Roosh knows, I’m certain, that this level of micromanaging another adult human being would be tiring and impractical for even the most ardently authoritarian man.

misseb47
misseb47
5 years ago

What a fucking douchecanoe. And MRAs say there is no such thing as the patriarchy? As far as I’m concerned, he is now even WORSE than Paul Elam in regards his hatred of women and the desire to control us. Not even Paulie dreams up this amount of control of women. Paul ‘just’ wants to bash us and doesn’t care if we are raped. Roosh thinks we are nothing more than brainless walking orifices, wants to rape us at will (as long as it is on private property it’s totes ok) and wants to control every aspect of our lives!! I am very certain he is projecting a hell of a lot, too. As we all know, he hasn’t got a good track record for making sound decisions. Maybe he wants women to micro manage him?

Oliver_C
Oliver_C
5 years ago

“Addicted to corporate-produced entertainment”? Sure Roosh, and you and your lackeys are Amish from the 19th century who’ve never bought a CD, DVD, movie ticket or paperback in your life.

“Women vote for the most handsome candidate”? I’m pretty sure it was British men in 1997 who chose dashing Tony Blair over grey John Major by a large margin, and I’m pretty sure there are countless similar instances…

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

Women, left to their own devices, will childishly and selfishly pursue gratification. This has to be stopped so Roosh can pursue gratification. It’s his natural birthright.

What more rational, analytical decision-making entity is there than Roosh’s boner?

kylagb
5 years ago

The most bizarre thing is, we already had a society pretty much like this before women’s emancipation came along. Women could not take out a loan, freely get education, work etc. !!!
The crux is, some men, and not all are as outspoken as this, just don’t like losing there top position in society, the position they used to occupy. They don’t want to lose their power. The Roosh’s of the world feel powerless.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
5 years ago

Anyone want to start betting on how long before we see an Islamic State, Taliban, or Boko Haram propaganda video with an “al-Washingtoni” railing against degenerate western feminism?

I doubt those groups would want to ally themselves with some non-Muslim who just hates women and gays. It’s pretty clear that Roosh Isn’t a “real” Muslim, not the least because he apparently comes from a Shi’a family. For Sunni extremists (or Islamic State, at least), the Shi’a are heretics and worse than your average infidel. They might not accept Roosh even if he genuinely converted to Sunni Islam.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

H G Wells wrote ‘war of the worlds’ to examine that very concept of what would happen if an outside intelligence thought they knew best.

This was in relation to colonialism, but the same principles apply.

[He also had a bit of a downer about Bromley, which is why it’s the first place that gets blown up]

Jo
Jo
5 years ago

Is anyone else reminded of the classic Onion article ‘Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People’?

Roosh is just as terrible whether he believes this stuff or is just saying outrageous crap for attention, but I have to say I lean towards the latter. His REAL audience seems to be Jezebel and Buzzfeed editors looking for outrage-bait stories to write, thus giving him more traffic and Google juice, which in turn means more ad revenue.