Never let it be said that Men’s Rights Activists cannot effect meaningful change in the real world through the power of their activism.
At least if your definition of “effecting meaningful change in the real world” is “voting their preferred definition of MRA to the top spot on Urban Dictionary.”
Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, the regulars are celebrating this rare victory as if they’d just won men the right to vote or something. No, really: they literally compare themselves to the suffragettes.
Another commenter warns his comrades that the battle isn’t over yet.
Go forth, young men! For there is more crap for you to upvote on the internet before you secure your victory!
@Citizen Justin
Thanks for the tip, CJ! I just did the same, tee-hee.
They set the bar REALLY low when it comes to victory, don’t they? And the other definitions are hilarious and extremely accurate. And they are also very self important. Comparing themselves to the suffragettes?! Come on! Don’t you mras know that men had the right to vote since voting existed?!
The top definition is now “A bunch of whiny pedantic morons that think there is some vast Illuminati feminist conspiracy while seemingly ignoring the fact that their own gender runs the majority of the world.”
So much for their victory. =P
It’s “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, and then you win.” Only, with Menzers, the whole game seems to be stuck at “laugh at you”, because really, you’re asking for it, d00dz.
Will the “I am Katie” coffee mugs ship to Sweden? 🙂
Is it wrong that I’m a little disappointed no internet randos have defined “MRA” as a weird sex act?
I wish I had the craft skills to make Scented Fucking Candles. So many scents to choose from!
Male Tears
Liquid Gold
Directly on the Beach
Cave Bonbons
Gina Tingles
Btw, I’ve worked out where I’ve seen that photo at the top before, it’s from an ad for Insignia male grooming products. Dammit, I can still remember the jingle!
If you make scented candles labelled “male tears”, I will buy them for all my female friends. All of them. Please, take my money.
Since apparently Mammotheers are a wolf pack now, maybe there should be a parody of the “three wolf moon” T-shirt? I don’t know what a feminist wolf would look like, sadly.
A feminist wolf looks like a wolf wearing one of those “this is what a feminist wolf looks like” t-shirts. Pshaw.
It’s T-shirts all the way down!
Well, I bought Scented Fucking Shampoo the other day, purely by accident.
It looked just like our regular shampoo, but I get it home and Beloved smells like a Pacific Northwest pine forest after her shower that night.
So I look at the bottle, and it’s aimed at men. Great big old MAN there on the label. Dunno how I missed it.
Men smell like every episode of The X-Files looks, apparently.
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/cms/binary/10915900.jpg
@Paradoxical Intention — do you want a render of something you could image manipulate or whatevs for something snappy? I do happen to have a great assortment of cybernetics, cats and humanoid figures, thrones and gods know what else.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/x-files/images/d/db/Scully_Mulder_Ray_Soames_Autopsy_The_X-Files_Pilot.png/revision/latest?cb=20140219215028
Oh mammoth, I’ve missed you…
I think the feminist wolves should have died fur on the tops of their heads and wear thick glasses. The feminist morays should be covered in tats.
I think its fur would be dyed a most unwolfish shade of mauve. Or magenta. And maybe it would wear a nose ring?
There’s a soggy Pacific Northwest forest somewhere in that picture, Moggie.
@Falconer:
Do the tree octupuses give it away?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, their stupid definition is now sitting at #7. GG.
@PI Glad you like the ideas! Katie always was my favorite in-joke since you don’t really need to know the origin in order to “get it”.
Wait, when did we become a wolf pack? I thought we were cats. Or ferrets.
It’s a little vague, but I looked at Zazzle’s FAQ.
A three mammoth moon shirt?
If it does come up, I’ll keep it in mind, thanks! 😀
http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/395630_277931895593272_186592251393904_731572_1041024979_n.jpg
Oh Katie, these are all way too funny.
…I got a werewolf (several, as a matter of fact), and each of ’em is fittable with a glorious punky riot-colored hairdo. 😀
I notice that their preferred definition of MRA has sunk to #7 on Urban Dictionary. Sucks to be you, guys. 😉