I learn a lot from reading the Men’s Rights subreddit. For example, I learned today that feminism can’t win, because it’s impossible, but that if it does win, feminists will throw all of us men into prison and use us for breeding. Though they won’t actually be able to throw us in prison. Then Muslims will take over, unless they don’t.
Let’s let the fella who calls himself 192873982 explain, because reading back over that last paragraph, I have to say it doesn’t seem to make much sense:
Is this what they call STEM logic? Because it sounds like something the stem of a cherry might have come up with after soaking in a martini for a couple of hours.
H/T — r/BestOfOutrageCulture
Don’t forget, we need to keep men around for spider-killin’ duty.
@Flint re: Fallout: Equestria – I just had to Google that on the off chance that someone had made a sketch or something…
…but there’s more.
http://img02.deviantart.net/e2e9/i/2012/172/a/b/fallout__equestria_by_rhodarein-d54d3kn.png
Oh, so, so much more…
http://fallout-equestria.com/
And it is glorious.
Women are all-powerful despots!…No wait, women are weaklings!….No, no, wait, they control everything!…No wait, hold on, they don’t know how to army!
You can practically smell the neurons overheating.
OK…
I like that most men don’t want to be killed or imprisoned. But whether they want to or not, won’t matter, with intense social programming we’ll convince men they need to be imprisoned or killed.
But do they really think this is a goal of feminism?
@Catalpa
I notice a distinct lack of schlongs…
He’s trying to pretend that men don’t actually want to be dominated by women. I mean, otherwise how would our species have evolved to have alphas and betas and such? Naturally, this reflects the division of tasks of prehistoric human societies (which were all the same everywhere, because I watched a class in sociology and I’m a specialist now, trust me), and men, being the providers, are wired to want to please women at all times.
Those males might pretend they want to be independent and work to serve their own interests, but that’s only a lie perpetrated by conspiracy theorists and biological extremists, and those men believe them because of reasons I won’t explain because I’m too cool.
DID I DO IT RIGHT?! I’m afraid my prose could have been more colorful, though… maybe a little bit more purple.
Changing subjects: I’m new here, so I was wondering, who is Katie?
This illustrates that men wish to destroy the world. They hate anyone trying to stop them.
@spacelawn
They are not in the breeding program; genitals would be a waste of space (plus, you can’t rest books on them)
Rosadelava
Some troll came here one day and was speaking about some katie as though he thinks we know her, none of us know who she is so she became an In joke and can be anyone or anything we want her to be.
@spacelawn:
Something’s holding up that picture frame.
His grammar gives me multiple sads. He is OUT of the Breeding Program! OUT I SAY! IN THE NAME OF KATIE!
Déjà poo…I have smelled this shit before.
@Fruitloopsie
I see.
Anyway, it’s a good name for a feminist overlord(overlady?). It makes me think of cats.
@Tessa
It’s pretty morbid when you think about it.
@RosaDeLava
You can think about them as exotic furnishing.
Is Katie explained in the welcome package? Perhaps Our Feminist Friend Katie should be added to it?
@Catalpa
I checked it; she’s not there.
I’ve seen this reference before, but never so many times in a single comment thread and I decided that enough was enough and I needed to learn about this illustrious figure.
FOOLS FOOLS ALL OF YOU! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER?
ALL FEMINIST ARE DRAGONS AND WE WILL USE OUT WHITE KNIGHTS TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOMS OF MEN.
Catalpa: It all started here!
The person, Unknown Traveler said:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny.gif
Oops, that shoulda been to RosaDeLava, not Catalpa.
As far as I know the welcome package is not being curated anymore, so Katie hasn’t been added because she happened too recently. If we want to add her, we ought to mirror the welcome package somewhere else.
I also wanted to add granite countertops to it.
…I’d add “female red dragon with a prosthetic tail and a plan to eliminate human men” to my personal Big Book of Random DnD Encounters, but I suspect most of my players would misunderstand “glowing replacement tail” as a dick joke.
All right, who blabbed about the secret plans?
*stern look over lowered spectacles*
….Women don’t even know the importance of an army, according to this yo-yo.
I’m certain there are more than a few Kurdish/ Yazidi women that would like to have a discussion with him if they knew about this particular turdlet of assfax.
@Lady Mondegreen
Don’t look at me, I’ve been sticking with the code I was given when I was inducted into the Second Circle of Feminism.
Equal Pay- Male Forced Labor Camps
Reproductive Rights- Sperm Harvest
Ending Sexual Harassment- Castration Lottery
Glass Ceiling – Secret Feminist Orbital Weapons Platform
Etc…