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Reddit MRA: If we let feminism “win,” they’ll throw all men in prison and use them for breeding. Then Muslims will take over.

Wait a minute! All this already happened ... in 1992!
Wait a minute! All this already happened … in 1992!

I learn a lot from reading the Men’s Rights subreddit. For example, I learned today that feminism can’t win, because it’s impossible, but that if it does win, feminists will throw all of us men into prison and use us for breeding. Though they won’t actually be able to throw us in prison. Then Muslims will take over, unless they don’t.

Let’s let the fella who calls himself 192873982 explain, because reading back over that last paragraph, I have to say it doesn’t seem to make much sense:

92873982 1 point 7 hours ago Because you are making false assumptions. If we let feminism "win", they'll try to control men by throwing all men in prisons and using them only for breeding. Then some other culture will start a war against the country, most likely the muslim people because they are the most patriarchical and power-hungry around, and they'll win, because woman don't have enough ability to defend themselves, and they don't even understand the importance of an army (they'd abandon the army most likely). Then this other culture would subdue the feminists and we would be at a patriarchy. If no other culture attacked, they would most likely be able to keep themselves alife (it's not hard with todays tools), and having enough babies would be easy to achieve too. But anyway, they'd not be able to force all men into prisons, because men would win in a fight. The pendulum would swing back, and women would be subdued. I don't want to be killed or imprisoned. Because most men feel the same, feminism can't win. Even most women disagree with the goals of feminsim. There is just no way feminism can win, that's why we can't let them win, because it's impossible. Feminism can only be successfull, if they have mens support, which they do right now. But since they can't reach their goals with mens support, they can't win.

Is this what they call STEM logic? Because it sounds like something the stem of a cherry might have come up with after soaking in a martini for a couple of hours.

H/T — r/BestOfOutrageCulture

 

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AnAndrejaPejicBlog (@A_Pejic_Blog)

Don’t forget, we need to keep men around for spider-killin’ duty.

mockingbird
mockingbird
9 years ago

@Flint re: Fallout: Equestria – I just had to Google that on the off chance that someone had made a sketch or something…
…but there’s more.

http://img02.deviantart.net/e2e9/i/2012/172/a/b/fallout__equestria_by_rhodarein-d54d3kn.png

Oh, so, so much more…

http://fallout-equestria.com/

And it is glorious.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

Women are all-powerful despots!…No wait, women are weaklings!….No, no, wait, they control everything!…No wait, hold on, they don’t know how to army!

You can practically smell the neurons overheating.

Tessa
Tessa
9 years ago

OK…

I don’t want to be killed or imprisoned. Because most men feel the same, feminism can’t win. Even most women disagree with the goal of feminism.

I like that most men don’t want to be killed or imprisoned. But whether they want to or not, won’t matter, with intense social programming we’ll convince men they need to be imprisoned or killed.

But do they really think this is a goal of feminism?

spacelawn
9 years ago

@Catalpa

I notice a distinct lack of schlongs…

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
9 years ago

He’s trying to pretend that men don’t actually want to be dominated by women. I mean, otherwise how would our species have evolved to have alphas and betas and such? Naturally, this reflects the division of tasks of prehistoric human societies (which were all the same everywhere, because I watched a class in sociology and I’m a specialist now, trust me), and men, being the providers, are wired to want to please women at all times.
Those males might pretend they want to be independent and work to serve their own interests, but that’s only a lie perpetrated by conspiracy theorists and biological extremists, and those men believe them because of reasons I won’t explain because I’m too cool.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?! I’m afraid my prose could have been more colorful, though… maybe a little bit more purple.

Changing subjects: I’m new here, so I was wondering, who is Katie?

Bazia
Bazia
9 years ago

This illustrates that men wish to destroy the world. They hate anyone trying to stop them.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
9 years ago

@spacelawn
They are not in the breeding program; genitals would be a waste of space (plus, you can’t rest books on them)

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Rosadelava
Some troll came here one day and was speaking about some katie as though he thinks we know her, none of us know who she is so she became an In joke and can be anyone or anything we want her to be.

Tessa
Tessa
9 years ago

@spacelawn:
Something’s holding up that picture frame.

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
9 years ago

His grammar gives me multiple sads. He is OUT of the Breeding Program! OUT I SAY! IN THE NAME OF KATIE!

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

Déjà poo…I have smelled this shit before.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
9 years ago

@Fruitloopsie
I see.
Anyway, it’s a good name for a feminist overlord(overlady?). It makes me think of cats.

spacelawn
9 years ago

@Tessa

It’s pretty morbid when you think about it.

@RosaDeLava

You can think about them as exotic furnishing.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 years ago

Is Katie explained in the welcome package? Perhaps Our Feminist Friend Katie should be added to it?

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
9 years ago

@Catalpa
I checked it; she’s not there.
I’ve seen this reference before, but never so many times in a single comment thread and I decided that enough was enough and I needed to learn about this illustrious figure.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

FOOLS FOOLS ALL OF YOU! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER?

ALL FEMINIST ARE DRAGONS AND WE WILL USE OUT WHITE KNIGHTS TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOMS OF MEN.
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Tessa
Tessa
9 years ago

Catalpa: It all started here!
The person, Unknown Traveler said:

I had a lovely conversation with your feminist friend Katie some months ago. She said something divine. (Maybe women don’t care for male appreciation.) Thats when it clicked, its so simple. The truth is feminist don’t care for male appreciation. They care male sacrifice. They only care themselves. The needs of women and nothing more. Its so glorious.

Tessa
Tessa
9 years ago

Oops, that shoulda been to RosaDeLava, not Catalpa.

katz
katz
9 years ago

As far as I know the welcome package is not being curated anymore, so Katie hasn’t been added because she happened too recently. If we want to add her, we ought to mirror the welcome package somewhere else.

I also wanted to add granite countertops to it.

banned@4chan.org
9 years ago

…I’d add “female red dragon with a prosthetic tail and a plan to eliminate human men” to my personal Big Book of Random DnD Encounters, but I suspect most of my players would misunderstand “glowing replacement tail” as a dick joke.

Lady Mondegreen
9 years ago

All right, who blabbed about the secret plans?

*stern look over lowered spectacles*

Bananananana dakry
Bananananana dakry
9 years ago

….Women don’t even know the importance of an army, according to this yo-yo.

I’m certain there are more than a few Kurdish/ Yazidi women that would like to have a discussion with him if they knew about this particular turdlet of assfax.

Tessa
Tessa
9 years ago

@Lady Mondegreen
Don’t look at me, I’ve been sticking with the code I was given when I was inducted into the Second Circle of Feminism.
Equal Pay- Male Forced Labor Camps
Reproductive Rights- Sperm Harvest
Ending Sexual Harassment- Castration Lottery
Glass Ceiling – Secret Feminist Orbital Weapons Platform
Etc…