VIDEO: Go Home, Men’s Rights Movement, You’re Drunk. (Seriously, folks, watch this one.)

I don’t understand Paul Elam’s comment about Jessica Valenti and blow jobs. Jessica Valenti would not give a blow job to anyone. The whole point of radical feminism is that “all sex is rape.” I understand that Valenti and her rad-fems are insane, but Paul Elam is just being a loud, obnoxious drunk, who is blabbering things that make no sense. I mean why would you need to sexually reject a feminist like Valenti, who wouldn’t have sex with any man in the first place? Elam needs to put his vodka and beer shots down, and start making some sense.

(pats the troll’s head patronizingly)

Aren’t you a precious, special kind of stupid? Not only do you not have the foggiest clue what radical feminism is actually about, you’ve also mistaken Jessica Valenti — by no means a radical — for your straw-radfem. Meanwhile, she’s married to a man, and has a child by him as well.

Oops! So much for your widdle trollpost. Go home, zipper66, you’re drunk, too. And put down that mascufascist koolaid before you hurt yourself.

So did anyone else notice in the comments for the video where Karen Straughan asked why she wasn’t invited to the gathering, and she was told it was for men only? I can’t wrap my head around a woman actually being disappointed on missing out on that. I can’t help thinking that it could have gotten really ugly if the men had actually had a woman to interact with while they were intoxicated like that on beer and spite and misplaced bravado.

I can’t think of anything constructive I can add to this discussion, except maybe to say “fuck Paul Elam and his gang of idiot manchild clowns”.

Memo to Karen Straughan: The enemy of your enemy isn’t necessarily your friend.

@Pandapool

What? They’ll be Daniel Craigs and George Clooneys any day now, I’m sure. 😉 Biotruths and all.

I like to picture this as a dramatic reading of all AVFM posts at once, translated into Fratdude English from the original Frothy Word Salad. Fratdude English is much more concise than Frothy Word Salad.

Why are the Elams of the world so interested in feminists’ mouths?

It sounds like a desperate attempt to stop the tidal wave of mocking laughter MRAs unintentionally generate from their juvenile horseshit.

Paul Elam, go home, take your diarrhea medication, and go to bed.

“For Elam, that revelation came at age 13, when his mother tried to force him to take his diarrhea medicine.

Elam’s brothers held him down on the kitchen floor while his mother screamed and hit him with a wooden spoon until a concerned neighbor knocked on the door. “I felt like I was engaged in the battle of my life,” Elam said. “I was a rebel from that moment on … I’m still that 13-year-old kid on the floor that won’t take the medicine.””

I’m nearly in tears from laughing too hard. What a whiny little brat! Even my cat doesn’t put up that much of a fuss about taking medicine. Paul Elam is officially more immature than a four-legged creature that shits in a box and licks its own balls.

And, not coincidentally, my small dog is way more masculine than any of these guys. And his balls were cut off years ago.

@Fruitloopsie
I see what you mean, but wouldn’t that be something those guys would find insulting?
If Thalia thinks that masculine is a compliment and feminine is an insult, you’re totally right, but as a quick way to insult MRAs, it probably works wonders.

I think everyone who’s commented has already said most of the things I take issue with, better than I could have, so I only have three things to say.

First, in regards to the whole bj thing, I think it’s not a response to a particular thing Jessica Valenti said, just that oral sex is seen as derogatory – and, by the way, great job those guys are making shaming it if they want any woman to ever blow them, fucking A. I guess they are suggesting that she enjoys givng oral sex (thus she’s a sluuuuut and therefore bad), but they’re rejecting her (because rejection is the worst thing ever /s).

The second is, I wouldn’t be upset if they decided to get drunk and insult women, record it, and put it on the internet. I’m offended, on an intellectual level, that those guys decided to post it as an AVFM thing, as if this is their main talking point – which I know it is, but they won’t own up to it when we point it out. “We’re, for realz, trying to help men! I know it was an AVFM meeting, and we only talked about how much we hate woman, but we were just having fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!” I wonder what it feels like to be so stupid. Do they usually forget to breath because they were too busy being hateful?

And if my future holds middle aged men I’ve never met getting wasted, rambling about “bitches” and posting it on the internet… Yeah, I’ll be fine