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The Sarkeesian Effect is Out! Check Out This Bootleg Copy I Got, For Free

Ok, I lied about the bootleg copy. And yes, I just recycled a joke I made on Twitter.

But The Sarkeesian Effect really is out! (Just my luck, it came out while I was napping. I have a very odd schedule, ok?)

You can go pay $3.99 to watch it on Vimeo, or you can wait for my review. It may take a while, because the “film” is 2 1/2 hours long, and I type slowly.

 

 

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Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Thanks for taking one for the team, David!

Simon Russell (@Panthalassa_101)

2 1/2 hours?? You get a purple heart for that one.

scribbles
scribbles
9 years ago

You should just “corsair” the damn thing so you aren’t giving them money. Certainly one of the manbabies will upload it somewhere.

scribbles
scribbles
9 years ago

Also you could do like a red letter media thing and give us the highlights, pare it down and do a commentary or something.

Matthew
Matthew
9 years ago

Ooh, I like scribbles’ idea! Or, you could write your thoughts on it as it happens and post it that way, stream-of-consciousness style.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

Yeah, thanks David. I really want to see this thing too, but giving these guys an extra 4$ is too much. Looking forward to your impressions!

You should do a live-blog in the comments section or in the OP itself. That’d be awesome.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

Excuse me, British peeps, why was I not informed of this?

http://jackiegooutside.tumblr.com/post/129101069026/ultrafacts-geeklibrarian-natalieford

reallyfriendly
reallyfriendly
9 years ago

Make sure you have barf bags, emergency contacts on speed-dial and a sedative in case your brain tries to kill itself in mercy.

David, Avete vos.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

@ Pandapool

There are rumours that Cherie Booth had Humphrey, one of the previous incumbents, assassinated!

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago
Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Cherie Blair said the whole family was sorry that Humphrey’s failing health meant he had to retire somewhere quieter, away from the hectic pace of life in Downing Street.

You may or may not be aware of this, Alan, but “We sent Fido to go live on a farm where he’ll play all day with other dogs in a big field” is the stereotypical/mythological excuse American parents give their kids when the dog is put down or sent to the pound while the kids are at school.

Mari
Mari
9 years ago

Alan, when you wrote “Humphrey” I had a vision of Sir Humphrey Appleby from “Yes, Minister.” (But I don’t think even murder could have been more distressing to him than the episode where he was accused of being a spy.)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

In the end they had to take a photograph of Humphrey holding up a newspaper to prove he was still alive.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

@ Mari

Humphrey the cat was named after Sir Humphrey.

His security credentials have never been challenged though.

bollybooSam
9 years ago

This tweet by Jordan Owen is my favorite!
.@femfreq releases a new video the day #TheSarkeesianEffect comes out on Vimeo. Nah, I’m sure those things are unrelated. #GamerGate (https://twitter.com/jordanowen42/status/643508443140243457)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

@ Paradoxy

That’s not Humphrey!!!!

We’ve been had. [I knew Cherie Booth wasn’t to be trusted ]

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@David

That seems fair.

*looks around* Well, pay the man!

bob
bob
9 years ago

I have some pocket lint, will that help?

reallyfriendly
reallyfriendly
9 years ago

@David

Only if you know all the keyboard shortcuts. I need a professional on this task!

RoscoeTCat
RoscoeTCat
9 years ago

RE: Downing Street cats

I read about these cats awhile ago. I can’t help but wonder- where is the litterbox (or boxes) kept?

I’ve also read how, at one time, two cats shared the official title.

Xanthë
9 years ago

Two and a half hours?! Are they trying to bore people to death?

katz
katz
9 years ago

Off-topic: When the hell did MRAs start writing for the New York Post?

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/643452896693063680

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