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So one Twitter Nazi recently had a bright white idea: Why not try to pick up women on Tinder using the neo-Nazi catechism known as “The Fourteen Words?”
The results so far? Let’s just say they’ve been mixed.
The guy who came up with the idea reports some successes, at least in getting women to respond to his initial message.
The first woman thinks he’s joking, and seems to be making fun of white supremacists; the second one, presumably tired of crude sexual come-ons and uninspired “hi’s,” gives him props for originality.
We have no idea where the conversations went after that.
Others who tried the Fourteen Words didn’t do quite so well. On 8chan’s Nazi-heavy /pol/ board (thread archived here), one self-described ” fairly attractive aryan dude” reports this conversation he had on Tinder with a “pretty average aryan” gal.
Me:
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.Her:
>Let’s be honest the world would be better off without white people anyways.Me:
>How so? We’d lose out on every major scientific advancement and pretty much all of modern civilization.
>White people are the least racist and most compassionate and civilized on the planet. Thats why we take in so many migrants into our well-established civilizations.Her:
>Sarcasm or white supremacy? Hard to tellMe:
>You just advocated for the genocide of all white people. Replace white people in your first reply with any other race and read it out.Her:
>I get what you’re saying but I don’t advocate for the genocide of my own race, I just think that we’d be better off without the superiority of old white men through history. Also, I wouldn’t necessarily go out of my way to preserve the future of my race.>Unmatches/blocks me
But hope springs eternal in the neo-Nazi heart. When another 8channer suggests that arguing with women about the alleged superiority of the white race might not be the most effective way to a woman’s heart, “fairly attractive aryan dude” insists that he was actually doing great with the woman who blocked him on Tinder, because in the magical land of the pickup artists, annoying random women is a kind of triumph, if you think about it.
Buddy, I don’t think you get it. This was a huge success in terms of turning her on. I could’ve turned this into a date easily but I decided to go full sperg master debater and crash the plane with no survivors. Let’s explore why this was a success in terms of courting the modern woman and turning her on:
>Got her to reply immediately and emotionally invest into the conversation from the fucking pickup line.
That’s a fucking bingo.
>I stood out from every other fucking beta that messages her typical tinder normalfag shit.
Win. Now I really have her attention.
>Got her to reply to me multiple times, she ended up typing almost as much as I did.
>Got her to contribute to the conversation.
Chicks love this shit because it stands out and gets their vagina juices flowing. Negative emotional reaction is better than no emotional reaction.
And besides, he adds in another comment,
this chick wasn’t the prettiest despite having blonde hair and blue eyes, pretty chubby, not even curvy, not waifu material.
That chick was definitely sour!
One /pol/ commenter hopes that “white nationalism becomes the new ‘negging.'”
Another reassures his Aryan brothers that they are indeed the most handsomest of all the races:
We are most attractive for a reason. This should not be a shock to any mentally strong white male that has pride in his own people and their achievements. …
In an analysis of online porn trends worldwide almost every region on earth the most popular porn trends are usually searches for the regions own ethnicity. Interracial porn doesn’t break the top ten for any region. …
Interracial porn is created and sold at a loss. It isn’t profitable, and it actually hurts the actresses career to participate in it.
Blacks being attractive to any other race except other blacks is a myth for the most part. It’s pushed in order to demoralize young white males into believing they’re inferior sexually. Reality is the exact opposite though.
White women like white men, white men just do not act like men. Stop wasting your life away looking at porn. Stop being weak. Become strong, mentally and physically. Be a man. Do not just sit around and pout when it seems difficult, that’s what women do. Fight tooth and nail to make yourself the man you were supposed to be. Be the man your ancest
And bla bla bla more Nazi crap.
Elsewhere in the thread, assorted anons post screencaps of their own Fourteen Words pickup attempts. The responses range from amusement to disgust, and most of the conversations seem to have ended quickly, or turned into an argument.
One anon laments that his Aryan brothers don’t seem to understand trolling at all.
you guys have to make it fun. don’t lecture and kill the fun. crime statistics is as spergish as it gets.
you want to give her white babies to save the white race. it’s only half serious, you obviously just want to fuck her. throw in a SIEG HEIL or something silly to stick with the theme.
_no one_ wants to be “redpilled” on fucking Tinder. come on.
Or anywhere else, really.
If getting a reaction, any reaction, is success then why was Roosh complaining over having beer thrown in his face?
Shouldn’t he see that as an epic victory that will cement him in the PUA Hall of Triumph?
Whoops, silly me, I was expecting logic from scum.
I apologize to any scum that I’ve offended. You don’t deserve to be compared to people like Roosh. That was unfair and hurtful.
Wow, they consider not being ignored as a success? That is setting the bar very low. Now I understand those angry emails I’d get from guys I didn’t reply to during my on line dating days. But then again, polite refusals attracted a fair amount of ire too.
Ewwwwww….just ewwww.
@anon just above – Roosh initially claimed the beer throwing was a sign of success and ‘worth it’ – but it seems he does, after all, have a shred more self awareness or situational awareness than the white supremacist lothario.
My tastes also run toward the Northern European, but vile racist not so much.
rugbyyogi
Sorry, not sure what you mean by your tastes running toward Northern European?
And CCD, wouldn’t spamming white supremacists with black men’s genitalia just reinforce the dehumanization of black men by reducing them to a body part?
Oh, no need to worry about that. White nationalism is at least as big a red flag as negging.
Growing up I was definitely more attracted to people of my own “race” (using that term lightly, because I don’t like the we/them mentality). Although I guess everyone has a right to preferences, I do think it has to do with a lack of exposure.
Now that I’m older and somewhat more worldly, I don’t really give a damn about someone’s melanin content.
So these guys can suck a fat one. Oh wait, this was a circle-jerk already? My bad.
(Also hi, been lurking for a few months. I like this blog, so I’m taking a dive into the comments for a change)
“Negative emotional reaction is better than no emotional reaction”
This reminds me of child development – the ‘acting out’ child, failing to gain attention through less disruptive means, turns to behaviours known to get attention, albeit negative. It can work in an adult child relationship because the parent is already heavily invested in that child. Somehow I don’t think a casual passing on the internet has the same effect.
The Invisible Hand of Market is too busy wanking at Ayn Rand/Adolf Hitler fanfic.
Now I wonder about that claim that many people literally search for “locally coloured” porn. Maybe it’s true in many parts of the world, since the global porn market is apparently dominated by white and East Asian people.
It surely depends to some extent on what language you search in. If you’re white person searching in English, you can take for granted that you’ll get mostly white actors.
Yo, y’know what happens when you’re excessively worried about this “purity” of your “race”, and dictate that only people of “your race” may produce babies with other members of “your race”?
This is what happens: http://findis.org/
That is a result of natural bottleneck thing — isolation, small starter population, population reductions via famine, disease and harsh environmental conditions. I’m going to note that cousin marriage is still legal (as in, first cousins, not second), because who the fuck you’re supposed to marry when villages consist like two or three families that already overlap, and the next village is about 100 miles away?
Now, imagine that the small starter population is hand-picked because they adhere to certain political point of view and match certain skin color. Yeah, that’s gonna go so well. But oh, what about eugenics? That’s gonna end up with a single dude who administers tests and interprets the results, because there will be always some sort of flaw in others.
So… how about “we’re all human, treat each other with respect, and focus on your own problems and shortcomings instead of imaginary races”.
There should be a scared straight program for them. Hang out in prison and see what their life will be like with people like them “achieving”.
Hello, Had To Be Said. Go away, Had To Be Said.
Hey just wanted to say Hi to the new faces: Color me Unsuprised, Bananana Dakry, and f1ver10 🙂 Also that whole ‘gets her vagina juices flowing’ thing is just gross, so is the White Supremacist garbage, so there’s that.
@ Kirby
But by their analysis, that went right.
Also, I’d like to point out how doubly horrific it is that they’re trying to pass off being literal Nazis as… Ugh, I don’t even want to type this without censoring it, I hate it as much as I hate “Autist”… “Sperging.” For those who don’t know, “Sperg” is another ableist term for Asperger’s and autism that 4Chan made up.
AND NOW I NEED A SHOWER. =_=
In (not very) related news;
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/aug/29/anita-sarkeesian-gamergate-interview-jessica-valenti
Good. You won’t be missed.
Nope.
And you’re right, the Fourteen Words is a fourteen-word clunker. Not to mention that it’s silly when you get right down to it: “Our people” ARE secure in their existence, so there’s no “must” about it. They’re a minority in the grand scheme of things, yet they control the majority of the wealth and consume the majority of the resources. And these guys still think whites are “not secure”? Dude, how much more fucking secure can you get? Unless you populate another planet with your kind and ONLY your kind, you’ve already won the lottery without even buying a ticket.
And where is the lack of a future for white children? See above. If anyone’s future is insecure, it is the NON-white children. And the fact that these are just scratching out an existence for themselves is terribly threatening to these dudes? How? By merely existing, they’re a threat? I mean, come ON. That’s almost as stupid as the hairball these bozos coughed up over Ashley Madison, claiming the only thing a woman had to do in order to cheat was exist. Guys, guys, guys — you do NOT get a monopoly on mere existence, capisce?
@ Bina
That is though pretty much the entire goal of Nazism.
@nonserviam – simply what I said, that TENDS to be the type I’m attracted to, also not too tall, good hands, very intelligent and somewhat sporty – also more or less my own age.
That last one, Sieg Heil sure is silly….
@skiriki – dang! some of my ancestors hark from that disease epicentre – but I’m pretty outbred by now 😉 Weirdly my son looks soooo Finnish, even though he only has one Finnish great grandparent. My Finn relatives are astounded by his looks. Unfortunately I tend to rely on his looks to locate him in a crowd and don’t worry about what he wears. I lost track of him in a busy Helsinki playground once and I couldn’t spot him! “What does he look like?” asked a helpful stranger? Ummm…like these kids.
rugbyyogi are you faceblind by any chance? 🙂 I know it’s actually common to get to adulthood and never realize you are…
Also…does anybody remember the guy who thought talking about relationships caused vaginal dryness? He was mistaken. NAZIS cause vaginal dryness…good lord…
What else 8chan (along with 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica and the rest of the doucheosphere) are up to right now: harassing the makers of an animated series that hasn’t even come out yet because it has a trans woman as a protagonist, among other ‘crimes”.
http://www.themarysue.com/gen-zed-internet-harassment/
Well… I got prosopagnosia aka face blindness. 😀 And yeah, it took ’till adulthood when I realized it — I saw a documentary featuring John Cleese as a host (since he’s got it), and went “FFFFUUUU, so THAT is the problem! I was always wondering how the hell people recognize others!”