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So one Twitter Nazi recently had a bright white idea: Why not try to pick up women on Tinder using the neo-Nazi catechism known as “The Fourteen Words?”
The results so far? Let’s just say they’ve been mixed.
The guy who came up with the idea reports some successes, at least in getting women to respond to his initial message.
The first woman thinks he’s joking, and seems to be making fun of white supremacists; the second one, presumably tired of crude sexual come-ons and uninspired “hi’s,” gives him props for originality.
We have no idea where the conversations went after that.
Others who tried the Fourteen Words didn’t do quite so well. On 8chan’s Nazi-heavy /pol/ board (thread archived here), one self-described ” fairly attractive aryan dude” reports this conversation he had on Tinder with a “pretty average aryan” gal.
Me:
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.Her:
>Let’s be honest the world would be better off without white people anyways.Me:
>How so? We’d lose out on every major scientific advancement and pretty much all of modern civilization.
>White people are the least racist and most compassionate and civilized on the planet. Thats why we take in so many migrants into our well-established civilizations.Her:
>Sarcasm or white supremacy? Hard to tellMe:
>You just advocated for the genocide of all white people. Replace white people in your first reply with any other race and read it out.Her:
>I get what you’re saying but I don’t advocate for the genocide of my own race, I just think that we’d be better off without the superiority of old white men through history. Also, I wouldn’t necessarily go out of my way to preserve the future of my race.>Unmatches/blocks me
But hope springs eternal in the neo-Nazi heart. When another 8channer suggests that arguing with women about the alleged superiority of the white race might not be the most effective way to a woman’s heart, “fairly attractive aryan dude” insists that he was actually doing great with the woman who blocked him on Tinder, because in the magical land of the pickup artists, annoying random women is a kind of triumph, if you think about it.
Buddy, I don’t think you get it. This was a huge success in terms of turning her on. I could’ve turned this into a date easily but I decided to go full sperg master debater and crash the plane with no survivors. Let’s explore why this was a success in terms of courting the modern woman and turning her on:
>Got her to reply immediately and emotionally invest into the conversation from the fucking pickup line.
That’s a fucking bingo.
>I stood out from every other fucking beta that messages her typical tinder normalfag shit.
Win. Now I really have her attention.
>Got her to reply to me multiple times, she ended up typing almost as much as I did.
>Got her to contribute to the conversation.
Chicks love this shit because it stands out and gets their vagina juices flowing. Negative emotional reaction is better than no emotional reaction.
And besides, he adds in another comment,
this chick wasn’t the prettiest despite having blonde hair and blue eyes, pretty chubby, not even curvy, not waifu material.
That chick was definitely sour!
One /pol/ commenter hopes that “white nationalism becomes the new ‘negging.'”
Another reassures his Aryan brothers that they are indeed the most handsomest of all the races:
We are most attractive for a reason. This should not be a shock to any mentally strong white male that has pride in his own people and their achievements. …
In an analysis of online porn trends worldwide almost every region on earth the most popular porn trends are usually searches for the regions own ethnicity. Interracial porn doesn’t break the top ten for any region. …
Interracial porn is created and sold at a loss. It isn’t profitable, and it actually hurts the actresses career to participate in it.
Blacks being attractive to any other race except other blacks is a myth for the most part. It’s pushed in order to demoralize young white males into believing they’re inferior sexually. Reality is the exact opposite though.
White women like white men, white men just do not act like men. Stop wasting your life away looking at porn. Stop being weak. Become strong, mentally and physically. Be a man. Do not just sit around and pout when it seems difficult, that’s what women do. Fight tooth and nail to make yourself the man you were supposed to be. Be the man your ancest
And bla bla bla more Nazi crap.
Elsewhere in the thread, assorted anons post screencaps of their own Fourteen Words pickup attempts. The responses range from amusement to disgust, and most of the conversations seem to have ended quickly, or turned into an argument.
One anon laments that his Aryan brothers don’t seem to understand trolling at all.
you guys have to make it fun. don’t lecture and kill the fun. crime statistics is as spergish as it gets.
you want to give her white babies to save the white race. it’s only half serious, you obviously just want to fuck her. throw in a SIEG HEIL or something silly to stick with the theme.
_no one_ wants to be “redpilled” on fucking Tinder. come on.
Or anywhere else, really.
From the Fourteen Words Wikipedia article:
Jesus, you guys, how long did you spend coming up with that? Don’t you have anything better to do?
Dear lord, this is something that I’m debating sending to hell-is-okcupid or a blog that posts stupid tinder nonsense like this.
At the very least, I’d be warning people that these guys are assholes and to avoid them.
Oh, boy, my panties just disintegrated (SARCASM).
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wtthll.gif
Just…
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“Interracial porn is created and sold at a loss. It isn’t profitable, and it actually hurts the actresses career to participate in it.”
I really wonder where he’s getting this idea from…? Somehow I doubt that porn producers and actors lose money on the porn they make but continue to produce it out of, I don’t know, altruism? Charity? But oh, right, there’s that whole ‘conspiracy to demoralize the white race’ thing happening – I guess what they lose in money is more than made-up for in pride at their demoralization skills.
As emotions go, contempt isn’t a real sexy one. (Kind of NSFW, but incredibly relevant, comic behind the link)
That last comment comes sooooooo close to some kind of revelation.
“You guys don’t understand trolling! It’s almost like you’re actually Nazis and believe this stuff!
… My god.”
Why not just invade Poland? That oughta’ impress her!
“Guize, lady parts talked to me almost as much as I talked to her. That’s basically sex, so I’m sex master.”
Iunno how to even respond to this. The naive non-sequitur of it all would be kinda charming if it wasn’t neo-Nazi PUA ogrestains trying to convince each other that they’ve totally seen a woman naked.
@Catalpa: You win!
As it stands now, it is like for every situation, there’s a good matching XKCD or Oglaf strip…
Nazis say waifu?
“One /pol/ commenter hopes that “white nationalism becomes the new ‘negging.’”
I literally laughed out loud when I heard that. Their thought processes are like cerebral Dadaism.
That’s so delusional. The girl blocked you dude, that’s not a success. But then again self-awareness is a bug not a feature with these idiots. What’s wrong with a simple hello anyway? By the way, I’m new commenter, oldish lurker. Hi everyone!
@Catalpa – of course they’ve seen a naked woman! They watch porn all the time. And everyone knows porn is totes just like real life. /s
You know, it’s pretty pathetic when you think of a person actually talking to you and typing a number of words more than three is a “fucking bingo” and a huge success. Maybe that’s what causes dudes to suddenly catapult into NOPE land in those terrible dating site conversations…
“Hi there.”
“Hello.”
(Oh my god oh my god she said something! Fuckin yes!)
“Nice weather out there, isn’t it?”
“Eh, it’s alright I guess. Bit rainy over here recently.”
(Fuck yeah, I am the master of dating! I can practically hear the juices flowing! Time to close the deal.)
“I want to put my penis in your butt.”
(Ha ha, smooth.)
“… Fuck off.”
*blocked*
“…”
(What went wrong?)
After Vox Day’s attempt to spin his Hugo humiliation as a defeat, I guess they’ll call anything a win.
“I asked her what time it was, and she said, ‘Time for you to go away!’ that’s a total win!”
“I gave her my pickup line,and she pointed and laughed at me! That’s a fucking bingo!”
“I told her about securing the future for our white children, and she said, ‘I’m black, you moron.’ But she talked to me – that proves she totally wants me!”
etc
😐
“””””””success”””””””
Are these people just elaborate parodies of themselves now?
“We are most attractive for a reason. This should not be a shock to any mentally strong white male that has pride in his own people and their achievements. …”
Two words: Jimi Hendrix.
@Earl
It’s amazing the pure lack of self awareness these people have. They don’t realize that they’re making mockeries of themselves.
Between this and what I just posted to the shootings thread, I’m going to have Morissey’s “Everyday Is Like Sunday” stuck in my head forever…
“Armageddon – come Armageddon!/Come, Armageddon! Come!”
Huh. Other than the occasional joke about penis size back in the 1970s (Blazing Saddles FTW!) I haven’t noticed any pushing of the notion that blacks are any more attractive than any other race. As a matter of fact, I don’t see anybody other than racists judging peoples’ sexual desirability by race.
Looks to me like some young white males just believe–know?–they’re inferior, sexually.
Sorry, boys. Mythologizing your own race’s Speshulness does not make you a better lay (or a better person.) It doesn’t work like that.*
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* Shades of MRA logic: “Some great men have done awesome things! I’m a man! Therefore I’m great! Or I would be if it weren’t for those meddling feminists.”
This shit kind of makes me feel bad that my type tends to be Nordic and Germanic looking men. Not exclusively though. I think I join just about every other woman who finds men attractive in the world in finding say, Idris Elba or Lee Byung-Hun a bazillion times more attractive than some pathetic neo Nazi gamergate asshole.
@Flint
I imagine Neo-douche wouldn’t think too highly of Hendrix or his music. Probably thinks Blondie is an Aryan band.
Yes, because a woman decides to entertain herself briefly by responding to you to see what your angle is, that totally means that her “vagina juices are flowing”. All conversations women have with a man over the internet must be real vagina-wetters. Which is why women then block your ass. Makes sense.
Please, for anyone who might get this opener on Tinder, I vote that the response should be to spam the neo-Nazis with pics of bouquet after bouquet of decidedly non-Aryan, multi-coloured dicks. Dicks galore. Maybe throw in something from gay, interracial porn, because I’m sure they’re homophobes, too. Make them feel like they need to scrub so hard, they’ll grate their tattoos off.