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12 Totally Legit Pics from Roosh V’s World Tour

Roosh and friends in Toronto
Roosh and friends in Toronto

On Saturday, rapey pickup artist Roosh Valizadeh posted a weird, crappy picture of himself in a depressing hotel conference room as proof that yes, he had indeed given a talk in Toronto; the picture was so weird and crappy that a lot of people, myself included, thought it might be photoshopped.

Well, since then Roosh has posted other pictures from the event that make clear the original pic wasn’t photoshopped, just a crappy picture.

Since then I have found* some other pictures from Roosh’s World Tour that seem pretty legit to me. So I thought I’d share them with you all.

Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hits the club
Roosh hits the club
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh in Italy
Roosh in Italy
Roosh at the South Pole
Roosh at the South Pole

Note: When I said I had “found” these pictures, I meant I found them on my hard drive after I made them. Except for the last “exploitable” one, which was kindly deposited in the comments here by Kreator.

Feel free to “find” additional pictures and add them to the comments below.

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andiexist
andiexist
9 years ago

So… it wasn’t shopped, it was just a terrible photo? Huh.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

The Toronto Star (the paper in question) printed the picture without questioning it.

Do we have any Torontonians here? Could they advise us of whether the Star is considered a reputable newspaper?

spacelawn
9 years ago

These are amazing!

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
9 years ago

LMAO

keshkirshkinra
9 years ago

@ej (the other one)

The star is a bit of a rag. Not really taken seriously at all. They have a page 3 “Girl” if that explains anything.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

I’m still digesting the fact that…are you sure it isn’t photoshopped?

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

@keshkirshkinra:
Thanks. That’s a little disappointing; recent events have persuaded me that Canada is a shining paradise with amazing people, so it’s sad to hear that you have awful papers too. Ah well.

Then again, I suppose Valizadeh wouldn’t be seen with a decent paper, would he?

Okayokayokay
Okayokayokay
9 years ago

The Star is okay

keshkirshkinra
9 years ago

Canada can be the shining place people think of it if we ever get rid of harper.

Ps for other fellow Canadians, vote October 19th.

Crillia Slayer (@CrilliaSlayer)

Not sure why hiding until you run away in considered a victory.

katz
9 years ago

LMAO that he hired two bodyguards to, presumably, prevent anyone from beering him again.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

I’m amused that even professional bodyguards don’t want to be photographed with Valizadeh.

Wtfcakes
Wtfcakes
9 years ago

@keshkershkinra You’re referring to the Sun (and the sunshine girl) not the Star.

@EJ (the other one) The Star is a pretty standard paper, the Sun on the other hand is totally a rag.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

Frankly, I think what’s most likely is that he didn’t need to ‘shop the picture but ‘shopped it anyway, either because he forgot to take that all-important newspaper date shot or because he couldn’t tell the truth if you hooked him up to a lie detector that beered instead of beeped.

jupitaur
9 years ago

The front page matches the Saturday Star. http://torontostar.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx

jupitaur
9 years ago

Forgot to mention that you use that site by clicking in the upper left to choose the date and page (front page shows by default).

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Is that guy with a beer at the picnic table a victim of an immolating feminist? No wonder Rhoosh and Paulie are so scared! I hope it doesn’t cause a forest fire, or we’ll make an MRA out of Smokey the Bear!

Tracy
Tracy
9 years ago

Guys, the pic wasn’t photoshopped. In fact, I have proof that Roosh is up to far more sinister activities. It seems he’s taking his forum members’ advice about becoming the next president in the next 10-15 years… and our own David’s advice about where he should stake his claim as ruler.

I warn you, these sightings are shocking.

http://i.imgur.com/hJeX9BJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vFsiv93.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ebx5foB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KBImnEP.jpg

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

Tracy, you win the thread.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

I burst out laughing over the fifth photo. That woman looks totally disgusted by the sight of him. XD

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Fruitloopsie

I like your new avatar. uWu

Caylee
9 years ago

reasonably

Caylee
9 years ago

Well this was kind of amusingly creepy.

spacelawn
9 years ago

@Tracy

Can you photoshop him next to Trump in any way?

Bina
9 years ago

Do we have any Torontonians here? Could they advise us of whether the Star is considered a reputable newspaper?

Not a Torontonian, but the Star is legit and pretty damn decent. The Sun, on the other hand, is the crap-ass right-wing rag with the Page 3 “Sunshine Girl”.