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12 Totally Legit Pics from Roosh V’s World Tour

Roosh and friends in Toronto
Roosh and friends in Toronto

On Saturday, rapey pickup artist Roosh Valizadeh posted a weird, crappy picture of himself in a depressing hotel conference room as proof that yes, he had indeed given a talk in Toronto; the picture was so weird and crappy that a lot of people, myself included, thought it might be photoshopped.

Well, since then Roosh has posted other pictures from the event that make clear the original pic wasn’t photoshopped, just a crappy picture.

Since then I have found* some other pictures from Roosh’s World Tour that seem pretty legit to me. So I thought I’d share them with you all.

Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hits the club
Roosh hits the club
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh in Italy
Roosh in Italy
Roosh at the South Pole
Roosh at the South Pole

Note: When I said I had “found” these pictures, I meant I found them on my hard drive after I made them. Except for the last “exploitable” one, which was kindly deposited in the comments here by Kreator.

Feel free to “find” additional pictures and add them to the comments below.

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andiexist
andiexist
5 years ago

So… it wasn’t shopped, it was just a terrible photo? Huh.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

The Toronto Star (the paper in question) printed the picture without questioning it.

Do we have any Torontonians here? Could they advise us of whether the Star is considered a reputable newspaper?

spacelawn
5 years ago

These are amazing!

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
5 years ago

LMAO

keshkirshkinra
5 years ago

@ej (the other one)

The star is a bit of a rag. Not really taken seriously at all. They have a page 3 “Girl” if that explains anything.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

I’m still digesting the fact that…are you sure it isn’t photoshopped?

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

@keshkirshkinra:
Thanks. That’s a little disappointing; recent events have persuaded me that Canada is a shining paradise with amazing people, so it’s sad to hear that you have awful papers too. Ah well.

Then again, I suppose Valizadeh wouldn’t be seen with a decent paper, would he?

Okayokayokay
Okayokayokay
5 years ago

The Star is okay

keshkirshkinra
5 years ago

Canada can be the shining place people think of it if we ever get rid of harper.

Ps for other fellow Canadians, vote October 19th.

Crillia Slayer (@CrilliaSlayer)

Not sure why hiding until you run away in considered a victory.

katz
5 years ago

LMAO that he hired two bodyguards to, presumably, prevent anyone from beering him again.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

I’m amused that even professional bodyguards don’t want to be photographed with Valizadeh.

Wtfcakes
Wtfcakes
5 years ago

@keshkershkinra You’re referring to the Sun (and the sunshine girl) not the Star.

@EJ (the other one) The Star is a pretty standard paper, the Sun on the other hand is totally a rag.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

Frankly, I think what’s most likely is that he didn’t need to ‘shop the picture but ‘shopped it anyway, either because he forgot to take that all-important newspaper date shot or because he couldn’t tell the truth if you hooked him up to a lie detector that beered instead of beeped.

jupitaur
5 years ago

The front page matches the Saturday Star. http://torontostar.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx

jupitaur
5 years ago

Forgot to mention that you use that site by clicking in the upper left to choose the date and page (front page shows by default).

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Is that guy with a beer at the picnic table a victim of an immolating feminist? No wonder Rhoosh and Paulie are so scared! I hope it doesn’t cause a forest fire, or we’ll make an MRA out of Smokey the Bear!

Tracy
5 years ago

Guys, the pic wasn’t photoshopped. In fact, I have proof that Roosh is up to far more sinister activities. It seems he’s taking his forum members’ advice about becoming the next president in the next 10-15 years… and our own David’s advice about where he should stake his claim as ruler.

I warn you, these sightings are shocking.

http://i.imgur.com/hJeX9BJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vFsiv93.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ebx5foB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KBImnEP.jpg

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

Tracy, you win the thread.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

I burst out laughing over the fifth photo. That woman looks totally disgusted by the sight of him. XD

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
5 years ago

@Fruitloopsie

I like your new avatar. uWu

Caylee
5 years ago

reasonably

Caylee
5 years ago

Well this was kind of amusingly creepy.

spacelawn
5 years ago

@Tracy

Can you photoshop him next to Trump in any way?

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Do we have any Torontonians here? Could they advise us of whether the Star is considered a reputable newspaper?

Not a Torontonian, but the Star is legit and pretty damn decent. The Sun, on the other hand, is the crap-ass right-wing rag with the Page 3 “Sunshine Girl”.

Keshkirshkinra
Keshkirshkinra
5 years ago

OOps. My bad. I am working off of little sleep. Forgive me?

Tracy
5 years ago

@spacelawn

Can you photoshop him next to Trump in any way?

I would never do that. I only report the truth. THE SHOCKING, TERRIFYING TRUTH.

http://i.imgur.com/gN5T1wX.jpg

katz
katz
5 years ago

Roosh couldn’t Photoshop himself out of (or into) a paper bag.

http://orig03.deviantart.net/d9e4/f/2015/229/d/b/img_4985_905_by_gckatz-d964d1s.jpg

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Even if Roosh looked like that under his clothes, I still wouldn’t do him.

Olive O'Sudden
Olive O'Sudden
5 years ago

Yes, The Toronto Star is a reputable newspaper.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

Yeah, RapistRoosh wants us all to wonder whether it’s Photoshopped. So we accuse him and then he says, “You’re wrong! I only pretended that it was Photoshopped! I win!” In the meantime, the picture actually is Photoshopped. Or something…

Tedious.

Dull.

Stupid.

And he’s still a rapist.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
5 years ago

i have no photoshopping skills to speak of. Unfortunate, really, since it means I cannot create the doosh stink-weasel masterpiece to share with one and all here!

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Pandapool
“I like your new avatar. uWu”

Thanks ????

Cthulhu's Intern
5 years ago

This isn’t the finest moment in Roosh’s tour.
http://imgur.com/oDKjMtu

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

Johnny’s in the basement
Posting on the hate sites
Rooshie’s on the pavement
Thinking about the government

http://i57.tinypic.com/2012kio.jpg

Look out kid, it’s something you did
Try hard, get barred
Better stay away from those
That turn you down with hard “nos”
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the beer blows…

…also, Rooshception:

http://i61.tinypic.com/mcu6ut.jpg

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

Damn you, tinypic!!

*shakes diminutive fist*

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago
Mortarius
Mortarius
5 years ago

Canada would be greater if they could get rid of Harper.

Sucks that you guys have a FPTP system and a Senate that’s basically by appointment.

katz
katz
5 years ago

Yeah, RapistRoosh wants us all to wonder whether it’s Photoshopped. So we accuse him and then he says, “You’re wrong! I only pretended that it was Photoshopped! I win!” In the meantime, the picture actually is Photoshopped. Or something…

There’s a certain type of person who feels like they “win” by acting so unreliable that no one can tell whether they’re lying or telling the truth, and then jumping out and saying “Ha! You were wrong! I was actually…”

The rest of us figure it’s better to not make people constantly second-guess everything we say and do.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

Buttercup, I choked on my early-morning fruit juice whilst reading that. Amazing. Thank you so much for putting me in a good mood.

spacelawn
5 years ago

@Tracy

Damn it! Shoulda know it would end like this!

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

@EJ Yay! Glad you enjoyed it. That may be the first time I’ve ever seen the phrase “good mood” associated with Roosh.

If I had more time, I’d animate it.

@katz

There’s a certain type of person who feels like they “win” by acting so unreliable that no one can tell whether they’re lying or telling the truth, and then jumping out and saying “Ha! You were wrong! I was actually…”

Yeah, God forbid he post the conference pictures up front like a grownup, instead of trying to play gotcha with an obviously photoshopped retcon.

So much of manosphere psychology revolves around constantly duping other people, even when it’s totally unnecessary. For them, it’s dupe or be duped, no middle ground. You can see that paranoia at work in redpill relationships, where they obsess over every trivial occurrence and what it means for their “frame”. “Guys – she has the flu! Is she shit-testing me?”

It must be exhausting to maintain that kind of vigilance all the time. The sad part is they all encourage that “trust no one” mentality by pulling this crap on each other (remember when Roosh pretended to be in Polish jail?) MRA “activism” is either a lulzy prank, or a black ops endeavor.

And yet women are the fickle, scheming, untrustworthy ones. Right.

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

If I had more time, I’d animate it.

Please, please please animate it. If possible. Pretty please.

It’s awesome already.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/sAnjZ79.jpg

Oh dear… Looks like the haunted house tour wasn’t as relaxing as he thought it would be!

Stacy Amber
Stacy Amber
5 years ago

One of Roosh V’s followers tried to disrupt a protest on Saturday. He was verbally harassing Shauna Hunt and threatening other demonstrators.

Miss Andry
5 years ago

Amazon.com still sells books by Roosh. You can sign a petition to have them removed. Please sign and share. 🙂

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

Got the Necronomicon out again but you might find this interesting:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/aug/27/rappers-tyler-the-creator-uk-visa

Especially this bit.

If these musicians are unrepentant and continue to perform the offending material, then there is justification in government action, just as hate preachers, KKK leaders and “pick-up artists” who advocate sexual assault can be kept out of the country

Oh, the general premise of the article is ‘he doesn’t mean it’.