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12 Totally Legit Pics from Roosh V’s World Tour

Roosh and friends in Toronto
Roosh and friends in Toronto

On Saturday, rapey pickup artist Roosh Valizadeh posted a weird, crappy picture of himself in a depressing hotel conference room as proof that yes, he had indeed given a talk in Toronto; the picture was so weird and crappy that a lot of people, myself included, thought it might be photoshopped.

Well, since then Roosh has posted other pictures from the event that make clear the original pic wasn’t photoshopped, just a crappy picture.

Since then I have found* some other pictures from Roosh’s World Tour that seem pretty legit to me. So I thought I’d share them with you all.

Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh in Paris with some cool dudes
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh on the beach with a cool dude and his totally real girlfriend
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging out with a friend in New York city
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hanging with the high rollers in Vegas
Roosh hits the club
Roosh hits the club
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh helped this guy score a hot babe
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh enjoys a picnic lunch
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh on a road trip with a cool dude and his super cool car
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh attends a gun show
Roosh in Italy
Roosh in Italy
Roosh at the South Pole
Roosh at the South Pole

Note: When I said I had “found” these pictures, I meant I found them on my hard drive after I made them. Except for the last “exploitable” one, which was kindly deposited in the comments here by Kreator.

Feel free to “find” additional pictures and add them to the comments below.

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Keshkirshkinra
Keshkirshkinra
9 years ago

OOps. My bad. I am working off of little sleep. Forgive me?

Tracy
Tracy
9 years ago

@spacelawn

Can you photoshop him next to Trump in any way?

I would never do that. I only report the truth. THE SHOCKING, TERRIFYING TRUTH.

http://i.imgur.com/gN5T1wX.jpg

katz
katz
9 years ago

Roosh couldn’t Photoshop himself out of (or into) a paper bag.

http://orig03.deviantart.net/d9e4/f/2015/229/d/b/img_4985_905_by_gckatz-d964d1s.jpg

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

Even if Roosh looked like that under his clothes, I still wouldn’t do him.

Olive O'Sudden
Olive O'Sudden
9 years ago

Yes, The Toronto Star is a reputable newspaper.

Kat
Kat
9 years ago

Yeah, RapistRoosh wants us all to wonder whether it’s Photoshopped. So we accuse him and then he says, “You’re wrong! I only pretended that it was Photoshopped! I win!” In the meantime, the picture actually is Photoshopped. Or something…

Tedious.

Dull.

Stupid.

And he’s still a rapist.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
9 years ago

i have no photoshopping skills to speak of. Unfortunate, really, since it means I cannot create the doosh stink-weasel masterpiece to share with one and all here!

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Pandapool
“I like your new avatar. uWu”

Thanks ????

Cthulhu's Intern
9 years ago

This isn’t the finest moment in Roosh’s tour.
http://imgur.com/oDKjMtu

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

Johnny’s in the basement
Posting on the hate sites
Rooshie’s on the pavement
Thinking about the government

http://i57.tinypic.com/2012kio.jpg

Look out kid, it’s something you did
Try hard, get barred
Better stay away from those
That turn you down with hard “nos”
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the beer blows…

…also, Rooshception:

http://i61.tinypic.com/mcu6ut.jpg

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

Damn you, tinypic!!

*shakes diminutive fist*

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago
Mortarius
Mortarius
9 years ago

Canada would be greater if they could get rid of Harper.

Sucks that you guys have a FPTP system and a Senate that’s basically by appointment.

katz
katz
9 years ago

Yeah, RapistRoosh wants us all to wonder whether it’s Photoshopped. So we accuse him and then he says, “You’re wrong! I only pretended that it was Photoshopped! I win!” In the meantime, the picture actually is Photoshopped. Or something…

There’s a certain type of person who feels like they “win” by acting so unreliable that no one can tell whether they’re lying or telling the truth, and then jumping out and saying “Ha! You were wrong! I was actually…”

The rest of us figure it’s better to not make people constantly second-guess everything we say and do.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

Buttercup, I choked on my early-morning fruit juice whilst reading that. Amazing. Thank you so much for putting me in a good mood.

spacelawn
9 years ago

@Tracy

Damn it! Shoulda know it would end like this!

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

@EJ Yay! Glad you enjoyed it. That may be the first time I’ve ever seen the phrase “good mood” associated with Roosh.

If I had more time, I’d animate it.

@katz

There’s a certain type of person who feels like they “win” by acting so unreliable that no one can tell whether they’re lying or telling the truth, and then jumping out and saying “Ha! You were wrong! I was actually…”

Yeah, God forbid he post the conference pictures up front like a grownup, instead of trying to play gotcha with an obviously photoshopped retcon.

So much of manosphere psychology revolves around constantly duping other people, even when it’s totally unnecessary. For them, it’s dupe or be duped, no middle ground. You can see that paranoia at work in redpill relationships, where they obsess over every trivial occurrence and what it means for their “frame”. “Guys – she has the flu! Is she shit-testing me?”

It must be exhausting to maintain that kind of vigilance all the time. The sad part is they all encourage that “trust no one” mentality by pulling this crap on each other (remember when Roosh pretended to be in Polish jail?) MRA “activism” is either a lulzy prank, or a black ops endeavor.

And yet women are the fickle, scheming, untrustworthy ones. Right.

brooked
9 years ago

If I had more time, I’d animate it.

Please, please please animate it. If possible. Pretty please.

It’s awesome already.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/sAnjZ79.jpg

Oh dear… Looks like the haunted house tour wasn’t as relaxing as he thought it would be!

Stacy Amber
Stacy Amber
9 years ago

One of Roosh V’s followers tried to disrupt a protest on Saturday. He was verbally harassing Shauna Hunt and threatening other demonstrators.

Miss Andry
9 years ago

Amazon.com still sells books by Roosh. You can sign a petition to have them removed. Please sign and share. 🙂

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Got the Necronomicon out again but you might find this interesting:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/aug/27/rappers-tyler-the-creator-uk-visa

Especially this bit.

If these musicians are unrepentant and continue to perform the offending material, then there is justification in government action, just as hate preachers, KKK leaders and “pick-up artists” who advocate sexual assault can be kept out of the country

Oh, the general premise of the article is ‘he doesn’t mean it’.