Almost universally despised pickup artist Roosh Valizadeh — you may know him from such hashtags as #RooshIsARapist and #RooshVOut — is declaring victory after apparently giving a talk in Toronto to a couple of dozen guys who are too embarrassed or cowardly to show their faces in public.
Yesterday, Roosh posted the picture above to his Twitter, complete with a newspaper to prove the date, black censor squares over the faces of alleged attendees who evidently don’t want anyone to know that they were part of Roosh’s great victory, and weird dark lines around his legs that make it look like he’s been pasted onto a random pic of some random dudes in a hotel conference room, but whatev, sometimes crappy pics are just crappy pics.
Assuming the pic is real, Roosh’s fans are apparently afraid that the dreaded #SJWs might do to them what Roosh and his pals have been energetically doing to any of Roosh’s enemies they have been able to identify. That is, doxxing and slandering them online. (Never mind that the only person with a public doxxiing operation here is Roosh.)
On Roosh’s forum, his anonymous fanboys celebrated Roosh’s alleged victory and their own alleged heroism. One poster, naming himself after an Ayn Rand hero, was so excited he couldn’t even type straight:
I was at the speech. I was at the Q&A. I was at the dinner. The feeling was electric all of us men, collectively, started to understand neomasculinity.. the what it feels like to be a neomasculinist. …
BRAVO Roosh, and congrats to my fellow brothers for such flawless execution of an exercise planned with military precision.
Another anonymous friend of Roosh offered his enthusiastic support:
Congratulations to everyone involved in the Battle of Montreal and Toronto.
This is a stunning victory for freedom of expression, and freedom of speech.
He went on to dis the dozens of people who actually showed up in public to protest Roosh’s speech. (You know, without black squares over their faces.)
These twisted individuals claim to be so collectively hurt, so vulnerable, and so down trodden…this latest protest was a perfect public demonstration of their collective mental illness, and their attempts to destroy any trace of strong masculinity left in the culture.
When you speak to them (especially the men), you realize how their spirit has been completely broken and warped by modern culture, outrage porn, and digital technology addiction. I found the men within this group far more pathetic than the females, which was amazing. I truly believe that the men present did not understand what they were protesting, but attempting to solicit attention for their own narcissistic goals.
I was honestly expecting them to begin burning a copy of George Orwell’s “1984,” and talk about how some “freedom of speech” shouldn’t be “free.” However, their protest was so feeble and limp wristed, it didn’t even have the energy of a four day old cup of coffee, sitting abandoned outside of a tim hortons rubbish bin.
Well, ok, Mr. Overextended Metaphor Man.
Another alleged attendee reported:
Words can’t really describe the feelings we all had following the lecture (my third, following Washington and New York and worth every penny). So many exceptional men and ideas were shared on Saturday and well into this morning. It was great to meet everyone in attendance and those who came out Friday night …
This is a testament to the discipline and drive of many strong willed, intelligent men who have learned game and who do not give up in the face of adversity.
“You went toe to toe with the universe, and you won,” added yet another guy who posts online under a pseudonym.
If by “won” he means “convinced hundreds of thousands of people in Canada and around the world what a creepy rapey asshole you are,” I guess Roosh did win.
Congratulations!
Still another declared:
I think RooshV could be the next president in the next 10-15 years.
Uh, the president of what?
And if you can’t think of a country that might possibly want to have Roosh running it, I have some suggestions.
“I noticed how he called men, well, men but called women ‘females'”
Yeah, I noticed that too. Freaking creepy.
Those look like vents in the ceiling, not holes. Dirty vents. Is it just me, or does the room look somewhat warped? That can be a sign of photoshopping.
In the tradition of Glen Beck, I think that RapistRoosh (thanks, CCD!) isn’t sure whether he’s serious or kidding. I say “kidding” because of the wet newspaper he’s holding up–beer?
Then there’s the RapistRoosh victory flag I saw a few days ago–sorry, I couldn’t find it, but I think it’s on one of RapistRoosh’s websites. Beer was part of the design. Did he copy Buttercup Q. Skullpants’ flag from the August 11 WHTM? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
In addition to the women he’s raped, I feel badly for RapistRoosh’s family. I imagine that his mother, father, siblings, and extended family spend a lot of time worrying about him and wondering what he’s up to now. I don’t imagine they’re sleeping too well knowing that he’s the most hated man in Canada.
CCD, I like your thinking: In the interest of accuracy, let’s call him RapistRoosh.
I’m slightly sceptical about the newspaper. Unless it’s relevant to the matter at hand it smacks of trying a little *too* hard to convince us it’s a real photo.
https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/632959262109601793/photo/1
Aaaaand here’s the foreground, pasted into another background. Not very smart Roosh.
Sooooooooo…I take it “Operation Fornication” was a big suck-cess? No bragging about how many guys “took one for the team” by trying to take a woman who’d never have them? Allllllll righty then!
And yeah, the backs of those guys sure do look like the backs of guys who WOULD turn to a Roosh for shitty advice*. Even if it does look like he ‘shopped a badly taken picture of himself in front of them. Christ, dude, if you’re going to claim glory, at least get a decent photographer so you’ll LOOK like something halfway professional, instead of a skulking joke who doesn’t see a whole lot of daylight.
*LOSERS. Hahahahahaha.
Oh, now Roosh claims he “never stepped foot into Canada”? Not only is that bad grammar, that’s also a lie. Montréal, regardless of what separatists may claim, IS in Canada, and he was chased out of a bar there with a wet wig and his tail between his legs.
Hey Roosh, maybe you better pee your pants. They’re on fire again.
On the one hand, talked to a room with at most a couple dozen guys, at least one of whom appears to be following him. On the other, two Canadian mayors say he is not welcome in their cities.
Yeah, I’d call that a success.
@Robert
Thanks! I didn’t realise it would be like that until I watched it myself. Schools everywhere should use it as part of sex ed classes, I reckon. Don’t read the YouTube comments though, manurespherians managed to turn a great video on mutual respect into an argument about feminism. Is there nothing they won’t try to ruin?
@Hipster
OK, now even I know that’s a shopped picture. The lighting is just so wrong. Is he pulling a prank or does he honestly think people will fall for possibly the worst lie since he claimed to be Muslim? He’s really grasping at straws to try and turn down the heat he’s in, isn’t he? I guess us SJWs are starting to get to him. 😀 Bwahahaha!
I really do not understand what he is trying to achieve with that photo. Obviously he’s being sarcastic about never having been in Canada, we all saw him get the beer shampoo, but why pretend to give your talk at such an utterly crap venue? If I was going to stick it to my detractors and claim victory I’d photo shop myself into some really swanky background with legions of adoring fans, not into the backroom of what looks like a grimy betting shop.
I preferred Jim Henson’s original puppet Roosh to the new CGI version.
Translation: Oh what a loser I am, I am; oh, what a loser I am!
I don’t think it’s photoshopped, and, honestly, the tweet seems like mocking people saying it was.
Still, no amount of people attending his conferences would make him seem victorious in my eyes.
If you need to rape to get laid, you’re pretty fucking pathethic.
Argh!!!!!! I’ve just lost the game. :-/ Grrr, 3 months, 2 weeks and counting.
[Not the Roosh game, a different one]
What game?
RapistRoosh is tweeting surreal, farcical comments and possibly Photoshops. When a dissenter pounces on his obvious (or subtle) falsehoods, he can say, “Ha, ha! Kidding. And you fell for it!” This approach is dull, tedious, and stupid.
His books, on the other hand–if what David has quoted is at all typical–are rape porn. I saw no jokes there, just a man whose (only?) pleasure in life is hurting others.
RapistRoosh, you signed a deal with the devil. When you hurt others, you hurt yourself.
Let’s have some fun, shall we?
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Why is everyone in the photo looking forward, as if they are watching some other speaker? None are looking back at Roosh. Doesn’t make sense aside from the photoshop cues in the image.
@Alan
You made me lose the game!
I very much doubt the Amazon petition will get anywhere. They defended keeping the pedophile book on, and the only things I can think they removed were when someone was arrested.
@Alan
Well, I’m tempted to press the button buuuuut…
Ugh… if the photo is actually real, it’s hilarious that Roosh thinks he scored a victory by giving a speech to a bunch of depressive guys in a basement of a bowling alley or wherever that is.
Here is what I hear rapist roosh saying :
“Canada said no, so I bitched, and moaned, I whined, and I complained, I coerced, and forced. And then, I went ahead and went into Canada, even though I had trouble getting a venue, because, Canada actually really wanted me there. And now, I am screaming about this great victory, because, no means no until it means yes, even in Canada. ”
So, he basically treated a country the way he treats women everywhere. Canada did not want him, and that just makes him want to submit it. And then brag, not realizing how sad he sounds.
I enjoy being places with people that welcome me and enjoy my company, there’s no joy in forcing people. For roosh, it seems he only enjoys interactions that feel like he is taking something by force and coercion. Apparently, he likes treating most things like he treats women.
Moar manslations!
Translation: This will all be forgotten a year from today…except for the part where Roosh got called a piece of shit, doused in beer, and run out of a Montréal bar. And the only ones who will remember it as a “victory” are those who weep every time they wank into their Fleshlights.
Translation: Wooooo, I got to sit in my underpants with a bunch of other whiners, wankers and losers, eating Doritos and Mountain Dew while we all whacked off in unison to Betamax pornos! Neomasculinity fuck yeah!
Translation: I’ve never seen an actual feminist, I’m intimidated by all these intelligent feminist men who are obviously not me, and I’ve obviously never read NIneteen Eighty-Four, because I can’t even get it straight in my head that Orwell, a man of the left, was criticizing Stalinism, not socialism or feminism. Basically, I’m just pulling shit out of my ass and flinging it around. Did I hit anyone?
(looks, sulks, pouts) Nope.
Translation: I don’t think very much at all, really, or I’d not be typing such absurdist shit.