Yes, that’s right: the top “featured article” on A Voice for Men today is titled:
Unique yeast evolutionary events made lager beer history
The post in question — reprinted from examiner.com — is an example of the bold new direction for AVFM that site founder and chief tantrum-thrower Paul Elam announced proudly a little over a month ago, and which, he explained, was proof of AVFM’s great success in “chang[ing] the public narrative about sexual politics.”
AVFM has apparently done such a great job of this whole narrative-changing thing that the site is now able to just reprint random articles about crap from examiner.com and declare them to somehow have something to do with men’s issues and men’s interests. I mean, it’s not like AVFM is desperately casting about to gain additional traffic without doing any actual work or anything like that.
This post about yeast raises the bar even further. Having succeeded so completely at changing the discourse for human men, AVFM can now begin to change the discourse for YEAST MEN as well.
Presumably AVFM will soon be announcing its new name: A Voice for Yeasty Men.
Might I suggest a slogan? YEAST RISING!
Or maybe THE SON RISES IN THE YEAST!
I got a million of them, Paul. Call me!
Yeasty men…
… You know, Paulie, there’s a cream to help clear that up.
The yeast must flow!
no one tell them that the majority of brewers throughout history were women
Well duh you guys, obvs yeast evolved in order to make a pleasing lager for the menfolk. Do you even evolution?
http://media.giphy.com/media/65tCn6AgsJn1e/giphy.gif
If AVFM really cared about men they’d put a trigger warning on that article in case Roosh V sees it.
you’d think they’d be more careful to avoid reminding manosphereians about beer. it’s too soon. too soon.
lol whoops, shoulda reloaded the page first 😀
@Alan: Again, legit laughed out loud. Congratulations, you win the internets.
Prios gets a subnet for coming second. 😀
Yeastus Crust…
A Voice for Yeast!
I’ve got their theme song right here!
Yeast man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, there was no news site I could choose
That stole stories that could cater to me,
I felt flat, warm, sad, not frothy …
That’s when I was hailed by Elam,
Who said, yeast man, there’s no need to be down
There’s a website titled A.V.Y.M.
They’ll get your rage flowing again
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
They have everything a yeast man could desire,
They’ve got beer posts once in a while…
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
You can hate on women, you can rage at women…
Did I mention there’s posts about beer?
A.V.Y.M …
Reasons Paulie is trying to appeal to the yeastosphere:
* Yeast can reproduce sexually, but can also Go Its Own Way and reproduce asexually.
* Some yeast cells are referred to as “alpha” cells.
* Yeast infections.
* Yeast isn’t known for its intelligence.
Off-topic: Y’know that today’s featured article on Wikipedia is about terns?
On-topic: They could at yeast try to make a better catch-all. Just feels odd that this beer thing launched shortly after Doosh got a face full of beer himself. I don’t know if this’ll be a tern for the better. (Most likely not.)
Ah thanks. I needed that. @kirbywarp, the YMCA parody is hilarious 🙂
Is it misandry for a woman to drink beer? Is it misandry to use beer in cooking?
MYRA – Men’s Yeast Rights Activist
Mycogenists!
Amused: It’s obviously misandry for a woman to even be permitted to hold a beer, as she might launch an ‘unprovoked’ ‘assault’ on an ‘innocent’ MRA, PUA or other such cretin in the area. (Sorry for all the scare quotes, but sometimes you just gotta break out the sarcasm on heavy.)
Hi has anyone got the answer to 4 across? ‘Unique yeast evolutionary events made lager beer history’. I’ve filled in the rest of the crossword but this one stumps me.
I’m glad beer is misandry now. It will make my plans to have one after work all the better.
They knead the dough.
@ Freemage
Ha, you beer control advocates. Doesn’t the 2nd Amendment mean anything to you?
“Beers don’t swill people. Feminists swill people!”
WWTH, beware of naked flames!
I don’t like beer. Everyone I’ve tasted always had a gross after taste. I think it’s hops? Hops are gross. Cider is better, Or, like, beer that has cider and fruit stuff mixed in. That’s as close to beer as I get.
I don’t get to do misandry because beer is gross. :'(