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Celebrate Roosh V’s “Historic Victory” in Montreal with these lovely memes

Meme courtesy of Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Meme courtesy of Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Pickup artist and Men’s Rights (to Rape Women on Private Property) Activist Roosh Valizadeh has declared his recent talk in Montreal to have been a gigantic triumph for all mankind, emphasis on the “man.”

A victory for free speech. A victory for men. We will not apologize. We will not back down. Remember 8/8/15. Remember the Battle of Montreal.

He continued the celebration on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/630979739394666496

In a post on Return of Kings, some random doofus who calls himself Quintus Curtius has gone a step further, describing Roosh’s noble struggle to find a place that would let him give a talk to 34 dudes as “the most significant free speech battle in North America in decades, probably since the 1960s,” and suggesting that “the seismic effects of this victory will continue to be felt for some time.”

There was one casualty in this war, however: The wig Roosh wore to a bar on Saturday night got lost in the commotion after some stupid lady poured beer on it.

I believe the only real way to celebrate a victory of this magnitude — and pay tribute to the fallen wig — is with memes. Anyone with me? Let’s make some memes.

Here’s my contribution. Post any you make, or any you find online, in the comments below.

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

@ Nop

Or wearing a wig.

berdache from a previous life

So, progress report on the competing change.org Roosh petitions:
Anti Roosh, 43,500+
Pro Roosh 33

Change from 24 hours ago :

Anti Roosh + 1700
Pro Roosh + 1

As hateful as their posts are, the MRAs can’t even be bothered to sign an online petition. They’ll tell you it doesn’t matter, I think it shows a lack of real world effectiveness.

GrumpyOldSocialJusticeMangina

When I first heard talk of great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, I didn’t realize they were describing an actual person.

Kreator
Kreator
6 years ago

OK, just one more from me. My apologies if the picture is too big.

http://s9.postimg.org/bc13do2jz/poetic_meme_small.jpg

Flint
Flint
6 years ago

“A victory for free speech. A victory for men. We will not apologize. We will not back down. Remember 8/8/15. Remember the Battle of Montreal.”

“Women and homosexuals are strongly discouraged from commenting here”

Well, so much for Roosh being the great, courageous defender of Free Speech. XD

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Honor. Valor. Integrity.

(cue “Fanfare for the Common Man”)
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Bina
Bina
6 years ago

So, progress report on the competing change.org Roosh petitions:
Anti Roosh, 43,500+
Pro Roosh 33

Wow, that last number is almost as many as attended Roosh’s sooper-seekwit bunfest! What a funny coinkydink!

As hateful as their posts are, the MRAs can’t even be bothered to sign an online petition. They’ll tell you it doesn’t matter, I think it shows a lack of real world effectiveness.

Haven’t you heard? They think that the only REAL freeze-peach activism involves doxxing and defaming anyone who dares to speak out against them, in the hopes of scaring or shaming them back into silence! Such heroic masculism cannot possibly hope to accomplish shit with petitions!

brooked
brooked
6 years ago

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but Toronto Mayor John Tory is calling for the cancellation of Roosh’s show on Saturday

Why bother if only 30-40 dudes show up for these things. Let the dingleberry get his 2k for his ridiculous talk, even if he’s couch surfing he still spending most of that money on airfare, transportation and food. It’s heartwarming how Roosh has struck a chord with almost no one, all this added publicity hasn’t paid off in ticket sales. ::sad trombone::

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
6 years ago

@artsmyth

I dunno, the comparison seems fair to me. After all, there was that one guy talking about the Plains of Abraham who insisted that “there are defeats that are as glorious as victories.” Sounds like the same sort of “sense” to me.

And seconding all warnings about the CBC commentariat. Bunch of Harperites, a lot of whom don’t know the difference between Canadian and American laws, and a bunch of the same ones show up on every article to whine about political correctness and feminsts, no matter how little of an excuse there is to do it.

Cococo
Cococo
6 years ago

I’m still sticking to my theory that he juiced the audio with a “laugh track” I’m willing to be wrong, but whatever. I don’t care.

He can make as much money as he wants as long as he’s persona non grata in Canada at the border

Maya
Maya
6 years ago

Never has a beard looked more creepy, weird and unattractive than on that so called man.

chthonicgames
chthonicgames
6 years ago
EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

Kreator, that’s awesome.

I’ve got an idea for one I want to make when I get out of the office, done in the style of a boxing promotional poster. “MONTREAL – THE GRAND SHOWDOWN – JENNIFER BEERGIRL VS ROOSH V – BIENVENUE A MONTREAL, MOTHER FUCKER”

kylagb
6 years ago

“The Battle Of Montreal”–what a joke. Again with the militaristic language and self-aggrandizement. You’re not some world leader Roosh.

Boost
Boost
6 years ago

All that publicity, and 34 dudes is a victory?

34? I sometimes get that many people listening to me at the local Wing Hut when I rant about bad choices the Lakers make.

Hypatia
Hypatia
6 years ago

Roosh has started The Battle of Toronto. The first stage is “Operation Fornication” in which he encourages his followers to identify women in his opposition and have sex with them in order to extort information about the protest. Lol.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Roosh has started The Battle of Toronto. The first stage is “Operation Fornication” in which he encourages his followers to identify women in his opposition and have sex with them in order to extort information about the protest. Lol.

Considering that being “fornicated” by these guys is exactly what the protest is against, I somehow doubt they’ll glean much information. They obviously don’t know who they’re dealing with.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

Isn’t the reason why these men are paying to hear Roosh speak precisely because they can’t get women to fornicate with them in the first place? How would they accomplish his orders without going to the seminar first?

Orion
6 years ago

EJ,

No, he’s not a PUA any more. We don’t know what’s in his speech exactly but I don’t think it’s sex tips. I think it’s just general right-wing reactionary political rants.

A.A. Wils
6 years ago

Operation Fornication? Have sex with women to extract information from them about the opposition?

Methinks Roosh has been watching waaaay too many James Bond movies.

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

“Operation Fornication.” Methinks you have too much faith in yourself and your minions, Roosh.

He may be a hate mongerer and serial rapist but at least his blatant lack of intelligence reduces his threat level a bit.

Johanna Roberts
6 years ago

Operation Fornication? Please, the closest these guys could get is being told to fuck off by whoever is unfortunate enough to be a target.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

@EJ

That’s only if you take what he said at face value, though. If you translate it back to what he really meant between the lines – “Rape them until they give up the information” – then there’s no contradiction at all!

… Yeah. *shudders*

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

(Treating every stupid thing they do as a super-seekrit military op, threatening to torture the “Enemy” for “Information” – when can we call the reactionary anti-feminist backlash a War On Women without getting laughed at for it?)

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

@SFHC
O shit good point. D:

GrumpyOldSocialJusticeMangina

If you could find out where he was having the Toronto shindig, I think the best protest would be to have a bunch of women standing outside the place, pointing and laughing as the “men” walk in.

rick
rick
6 years ago

Is this “Wig-gate”? About ethics in beer pouring? Also, Futrelle’s wig meme looks a little like the opening bit to Herschell Gordon Lewis’ “The Gruesome Twosome”. Except with a 40oz instead of a knife!

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Why does Operation Fornication focus exclusively on women? He knows the “opposition” includes men.

lightcastle
lightcastle
6 years ago

The funny thing is, he’s not even the point anymore. (He barely ever was.) The demonstration has morphed into a general one about rape culture and silence against violence on women and the such.

He was the catalyst, but other than the easy media narrative and the people who are responding to him and his followers’ harassment, I don’t even know if anyone cares.

He has to aggrandize the whole “Battle of Montreal” thing because basically it is only his own incompetence that made it even remotely likely the Montreal talk failed. He still thinks there were groups of people combing the city trying to find him and the location and block him from his speech. (The Omni hotel site leaked, a few people called to tell them what he was like and ask them to look at the web site, and the hotel pulled it. Then people kept an eye on the forum to see if they could figure out where he moved to. One lead had a few people sit across the way because the news crews showed up and that’s about it. There were never posses of people.)

There is virtually no way to prevent 35 people from having a meeting in a major city unless they are going to be arrested and that’s obviously not happening. The mayor doing the whole bit saying that there is no legal burden to, but decent people would not host his thing is about all anyone expects. This is Toronto, Rob Ford still has like 25% support, SOMEONE is going to host his event. No one cares.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I’m trying to imagine these creepers sidling up to every woman in Toronto that looks like a feminist to them (dyed hair, tattoos etc) and using cheesy negs before asking about Rhoosh. Yeah, that will work. s/

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

That, or they’ll send tweets with poor grammar to feminist to negotiate them.

Tracy
Tracy
6 years ago

Considering Roosh said Toronto is one of the worse places on earth to be a man because ALL THE FEMINISMS, I doubt ‘Operation Fornication’ will get off the ground. Shame. WWTH, I think the Tweets with poor grammar are far more likely.

Wring out your wigs and go forth, brave soldiers.

sn0rkmaiden
6 years ago

I thought Roosh’s definition of ‘feminist’ was an unattractive woman with dyed hair and facial piercings? Does this mean the rooshlings will be hitting on specifically on women they aren’t attracted to? I can’t see this plot getting very far off the ground.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I just noticed that my autocorrect changed neg to negotiate.

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

My autocorrect tends to change “negging” to “nagging.” Which is a perfect summary of their pickup tactics (apart from rape).

skiriki
6 years ago

Oh hey, someone else got a little too handy and had their ass handed back to them.

https://twitter.com/3liza/status/631158244577116160

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
6 years ago

Oh hey, someone else got a little too handy and had their ass handed back to them.

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.41428005.7390/flat,800×800,075,f.jpg

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Vulvatron is the best name ever.

Falconer
6 years ago

Her name is Vulvatron and she used to be a pro wrestler.

He’s lucky he still has all his bits.

A.A. Wils
6 years ago

LOL @ some guy assaulting Vulvatron! He deserves bonus stupid points for that.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Why does Operation Fornication focus exclusively on women? He knows the “opposition” includes men.

He’s afraid of the homo-sex-you-alls, don’tcha know? He’s afraid (as if HE had any reason to be) that a gay guy will treat him the way he treats women. That’s why women and gay guys aren’t allowed on his oh-so-Freeze-Peachy blogette.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

He’s afraid (as if HE had any reason to be) that a gay guy will treat him the way he treats women.

That is the single truest thing said in a while.

misseb47
misseb47
6 years ago

I got to say that is one beautiful meme. The beer looks so sparkly! ????

‘Operation Fornication’?!?! Eww!

repentantphonebooth
6 years ago

I read that another woman threw her drink in the face of a man using PUA tactics- this man ended up breaking her nose. She fought him and he went away in an ambulance in the end, but this is exactly why we need our government to stand up against hate speech- we are not all Vulvatron- if we are being harassed and sexually touched we can’t all go pro wrestler on people. This is not quietly going away, these incidents are escalating. The man who assaulted Vulvatron came back with six dudes. This woman might have ended up with a broken nose. Canada needs to put a stop to this, and plugging our ears and waiting for it to go away is just getting people hurt.
Of course the PUA response is ‘well, she just should have stayed there and let him ‘hit on you’. Um, no- you are violating her space, the tactics you use are offensive and unsafe, and you are dangerous. The answer to your harassment is not to endure it until it goes away or you get raped, the answer is you stop harassing women. And if you can’t comprehend then the police should step in.

Luzbelitx - from my phone
Luzbelitx - from my phone
6 years ago

I just read this and thought it was something the MRM would love to hate (so much proof of misandry in there)

So I’m sharing:
http://thinkprogress.org/culture/2015/08/12/3691069/the-cw-showrunners-on-rape-storylines-hiring-female-writers-and-women-on-tv/

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

This is not quietly going away, these incidents are escalating. The man who assaulted Vulvatron came back with six dudes. This woman might have ended up with a broken nose. Canada needs to put a stop to this, and plugging our ears and waiting for it to go away is just getting people hurt.

Amen. We’ve been putting up with men’s shit forever. Time for the shit to stop flowing.

And holy shit, six dudes. WTF, idiot son of an asshole? Did he think the odds of her accepting his gropings would increase if he brought his buddies?

lightcastle
lightcastle
6 years ago

And the Vulvatron thing happened here in Montreal as well.

Yeah, the woman who threw a drink on RooshV had backup, and she knew she had backup. That woman who got beat up didn’t. And watch Roosh and his posse’s reaction when it goes down. Some of them look perfectly ready to throw down if there weren’t other people there. His forum has more than one person who said they know Roosh did the right thing for PR purposes, but they would have taken the shot.

That is part of the plan, they work to make resisting a risk, so that people won’t resist.

HereIam
HereIam
6 years ago

Roosh V’s current claim is that he’s spreading some sort of masculine instructions to poor saps in Canada or wherever.
Retort? Demasculination.
I’m sure that many waitresses, baristas, bartenders, etc. have a spare birth control pill they can add to Roosh’s scotch, latte, or breakfast.
Xenestrogens will work wonders.

Olive O'Sudden
Olive O'Sudden
6 years ago

I’m still so confused about the wig. Was it supposed to be a disguise? Does he think chicks dig a guy wearing a long wig? Were the bodyguards hired to protect the wig? Will the wig soon have its own blog and Instagram, chronicling its wiggy adventures?

katz
6 years ago

Knowing Roosh’s hygiene, I’d be concerned about earwigs.