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Celebrate Roosh V’s “Historic Victory” in Montreal with these lovely memes

Meme courtesy of Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Meme courtesy of Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Pickup artist and Men’s Rights (to Rape Women on Private Property) Activist Roosh Valizadeh has declared his recent talk in Montreal to have been a gigantic triumph for all mankind, emphasis on the “man.”

A victory for free speech. A victory for men. We will not apologize. We will not back down. Remember 8/8/15. Remember the Battle of Montreal.

He continued the celebration on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/630979739394666496

In a post on Return of Kings, some random doofus who calls himself Quintus Curtius has gone a step further, describing Roosh’s noble struggle to find a place that would let him give a talk to 34 dudes as “the most significant free speech battle in North America in decades, probably since the 1960s,” and suggesting that “the seismic effects of this victory will continue to be felt for some time.”

There was one casualty in this war, however: The wig Roosh wore to a bar on Saturday night got lost in the commotion after some stupid lady poured beer on it.

I believe the only real way to celebrate a victory of this magnitude — and pay tribute to the fallen wig — is with memes. Anyone with me? Let’s make some memes.

Here’s my contribution. Post any you make, or any you find online, in the comments below.

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weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I’ll try and make a meme when I get home. Right after I put Buttercup’s meme on the wallpaper of my new laptop!

semaphore
semaphore
6 years ago

Buttercup’s meme is an instant classic. I’m going to look at it to cheer me up when I’m down from now on.

pkayden
pkayden
6 years ago

In a city of millions, 34 men is a victory? Alrighty then.

(Sorry I don’t know how to make memes but will be back to laugh along with this thread).

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
6 years ago

Shouldn’t the Roosh-eagle be crying?

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Only 34 suckers attended, plus a woman dumped a beer all over his shitty disguise, PLUS a far greater number of men chased him down the street after he got booted from the bar. “Stunning humiliation” is right!

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

PS: Roosh, if you need a new wig, I’ve got a clowny rainbow fright-number that one of my cats peed on. You’re welcome to it, and you’ll probably smell better wearing it, too.

Amused
6 years ago

Roosh sounds like Al Bundy.

Dawn Incognito
Dawn Incognito
6 years ago

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but Toronto Mayor John Tory is calling for the cancellation of Roosh’s show on Saturday.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/roosh-v-not-welcome-in-toronto-mayor-john-tory-says-1.3186647

ianrennie
ianrennie
6 years ago

so talking nonsense to 34 oafs in a back room somewhere is a victory now? Last week I gave a presentation about library resources to 40 people. Clearly I am a more powerful thought leader than Rooshv.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

@Dawn
It’s dissenhearting how some people in the comments section talk about freedom of speech… it’s like it’s okay to incite violence against women under that flag or something :/

ColeYote
ColeYote
6 years ago

Wow, 34 people. I’ve been to better-attended Canada Day parties!

davidknewton
davidknewton
6 years ago

The fucking Battle of Montreal! The greatest human rights event since the 1960s! You’re talking about people being dehumanized and killed for their beliefs. You’re someone who had a bit of beer thrown on you. Get some perspective.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
6 years ago

No doubt ‘the seismic effects of this victory’ (lol) will be felt by Roosh for some time.

Buttercup’s meme is so awesome that irony-deficient Rooshians could use it as their own.

andiexist
andiexist
6 years ago

@ianrennie

To be fair, that’s not a very high bar…

bodycrimes
6 years ago

You can’t beat victory. It will encourage other people to join him. He might get all the way to 40 audience members next time!

davidknewton
davidknewton
6 years ago

Bear in mind that it’s nearly four times the audience for incredibly successful incisive commentary on something or other The Sarkeesian Effect.

gosuamakenatek
gosuamakenatek
6 years ago

Are we like 100% sure he’s not being sarcastic? It’s hard to believe anyone can be this much of a delusional jackass.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

davidknewton | August 11, 2015 at 3:16 pm
The fucking Battle of Montreal! The greatest human rights event since the 1960s! You’re talking about people being dehumanized and killed for their beliefs. You’re someone who had a bit of beer thrown on you. Get some perspective.

You might as well be asking him to wipe his own ass without complaint!

Roosh and his ilk can’t imagine a universe where they aren’t the triumphant underdogs, fighting against a system that’s keeping them down with things like “Rape is awful!” and “Women are people, not sex toys!”

Which is very much a human trait, we’d all like to believe we’re not terrible people, but some people will deny it in front of a mountain of evidence to the contrary with both their hands on holy books.

nohoneymoon
6 years ago

Ahahaha the delusion! This is what happens when you spend too much time in an echo chamber.

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
6 years ago

@Dawn, great link – I’m curious to hear more about this naming and shaming while Rooshy tried to have coffee on St-Denis.

@Rosa, I generally steer clear of comments on CBC articles 🙁

Dawn Incognito
Dawn Incognito
6 years ago

@Rosa and Fnoicby:

I forgot to warn about the CBC commentariat! Sorry about that 😛

loquora
6 years ago

@gosuamakenatek

“Delusional jackass” is one of the Webster definitions for a Manosphereian.

Grettir
Grettir
6 years ago

@ianrennie, I guess that makes Roosh’s speech only the second greatest triumph for free speech since the 1960s.

artsmyth
artsmyth
6 years ago

Battle of Quebec: Plains of Abraham

Battle of Montreal: Plaint of Valizadeh

Oddly enough, the losing side of either continues to act as though they won. (J/K, je suis un maudit Anglais.)

Darth Conans
Darth Conans
6 years ago

So, he’s bragging about 34 people coming to watch him talk out of his rapist ass?

Mij
Mij
6 years ago

In Chinese numerology, August 8th is an especially auspicious day.

Ælfscýne
Ælfscýne
6 years ago

Wait, didn’t somebody write in the previous comments that it was said on Roosh’s forum that around 200 people attended? Or was that about some other event?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

They’re throwing out different numbers to beat feminists with disinformation somehow. Rhoosh is like Johnny Iselin from The Manchurian Candidate identifying different numbers of communists in the United States congress. Except even stupider.

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

If he’d had the sense to wear a fedora, his wig would have been protected.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
6 years ago

Wasn’t there some Tweets that said that the conference actually never happened and Roosh was kicked out or something in another thread?

sn0rkmaiden
6 years ago

I heard the speech got cancelled and he made that ‘victory video’ in a small cafe somewhere? All that effort for an audience of 34 people? No way is he making a profit from any of this. He’d better get some fund raising advice from Paul Elam, or his buddy Davis Aurini.

freemage
6 years ago

Roosh and his goonsquad posted a bunch of different things about the meetup in order to try and bamboozle protestors. However, they kept doing it long after the meet was done. As such, it’s now impossible to tell which of their claims, if any, are accurate–outside the fact that he took a beer to the wig, that is.

ej
ej
6 years ago

Fuck you Roosh! You can not have my birthday!

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

@Fnoicby and Dawn
I’ll remember that for future reference 🙂

Bonelady
Bonelady
6 years ago

Oh, for pity’s sake. I guess these guys have to take (or invent) their “victories” where they find them.

anon
anon
6 years ago

He can enter the Hall of Champions next to the Black Knights Head who declared victory over King Arthur after he walked away.

MRAs who annoy commenters until they ignore them will now have a shrine that they can make pilgrimages to.

Mitchel
6 years ago

LOL! 34 angry men got to bump chests and high-five each other. Although I admit I fell prey to “game” at one point, I knew right away Roosh was a loser.

Kreator
Kreator
6 years ago

My contribution for the party:

http://s3.postimg.org/k8tuzez0j/alphahard.gif

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

All that effort for an audience of 34 people? No way is he making a profit from any of this.

Yeah, I’d be surprised it covered his travel costs. That Ukraine video from the other thread was a hoot, too…he was reduced to couch-surfing because he couldn’t afford anything better on what he makes from his shitty books and “seminars”. The mighty PUA coach, ladies and gentlemen!

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

@Kreator
I must admit it took me a while to get it, but when I did, it was magnificent.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

BTW, I read i na comment in this blog that people other than heterosexual cisgendered men were barred from posting in RoK (or its forum? I don’t remember well). Is this true?

Tracy
Tracy
6 years ago

@Dawn, I came here to post that too! Nice that we in Toronto finally have a mayor who is…. well, uh, not Rob Ford. Tory has been pretty good so far.

34 people? So that means more people saw him get a beer poured on him than saw his lecture thingy. That makes me smile.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

@ Rosa

Women and homosexuals are strongly discouraged from commenting here.

Well, not so much barred…

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

@Alan
Oh, I see. Still, it’s a bit bold of him to claim to be a defensor of free speech when he doesn’t want some people commenting on what he has to say.

ljy2008
6 years ago

This is fun! I like this one:

https://imgflip.com/i/peyml

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

@ Rosa

Yeah, it’s almost like he’s some sort of hypocrite or something.

delphi_ote
delphi_ote
6 years ago

Is #CanadianSpring trending yet?

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
6 years ago

34!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*takes breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Women and homosexuals are strongly discouraged from commenting here

Free speech heroes! Brave manly men!

Oh, lordy.

*snorfle*

LeighW
LeighW
6 years ago

@Dawn Incognito

Omg, some of the people on the CBC site make me want to vomit.

“Its just satire..”
“Its about free speech..”

No, it wasnt satire. He’s a rapist. He’s teaching and encouraging men to do the same. He’s a f*cking monster.

Nop
Nop
6 years ago

The only thing wrong with the beer + eagle meme is that the eagle isn’t shedding a tear.

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