So pickup artist and rape legalization proponent Roosh V has, he says, filed charges against a woman who allegedly threw beer in his face outside a Montreal bar on Saturday night. That’s his right, of course.
But reading the statement he says he gave to police, I was struck by the tone of wounded innocence that runs through it. In the forum post on the subject, sounding a teensy bit like a stereotypical 19th century Southern belle overcome with the vapors, he complains about being “attacked” by the woman and her friends “after I was seduced by a young woman.”
In the statement he says he gave the police, Roosh affects a tone of indignation at the allegedly deceptive behavior of this young Jezebel.
I talked to one girl of the group who gave me the name “Jennifer.” She complimented my beard and general attractiveness and asked me to come outside with her for a cigarette. She is approximately 23 years old, shoulder length hair, brown hair, brown eyes, and slim build. She has a piercing between her nose like farm bulls have.
It’s called a septum piercing. You do live in the 21st century, do you not?
I went outside and sat next to her. She began sensually rubbing her legs against mine. Her skirt was short.
That hussy! Getting him all hot and bothered with her “sexy legs” before tossing a drink in his face.
After the beer-toss, Roosh reports, the alleged assailant and her friends followed him down the street,
yelling vulgar language. One girl yelled, “Eat my cunt.”
Heavens to Betsy! A woman referred to her delicate vagina flower using a very rude word!
Apparently, in Roosh’s world, only men are allowed to use that word. He and his followers certainly use it often enough.
A search on his blog for the word “cunt” returns 305 results.
In a post entitled “The True Nature of Women,” for example, Roosh writes that
within every woman on this planet, regardless of her education or background, is a bitch, a cunt, a slut, a golddigger, a flake, a cheater, a backstabber, a narcissist, and an attention whore that is dying to get out … .
In one called “It’s Your Fault That American Women are Winning,” he demanded of his readers
When was the last time you put an Americunt in her place?
He seems to like that particular portmanteau. On his site Return of Kings, he published a post titled “A Perfect Example Of The Americunt.”
Meanwhile, a post on RoK titled “American Women Are Only Good For One Thing” declares that
[m]ost of today’s women are bitchy, masculine, selfish cunts with inferiority complexes that make them think they want to dominate men.
The sad truth is that decades of feminism has reduced women to nothing more than three holes and a set of tits who are only as good as the orgasms they provide men.
In “Why You Should Avoid Dating Girls Who Claim They Were Raped,” another RoK writer informs us that
[e]ven the most manjawed cunt secretly harbors fantasies of locking down a good man, marrying him, and thereby trebling her disposable income. Chicks will cry rape if it means endless, adoring attention with zero associated cost. But they won’t if they think getting raped renders them unattractive in the eyes of men.
In other posts, RoK writers complain about “empowered femcunt doublespeak,” “Sheryl Sandberg-clone femcunt[s] …who have brought into the myth of office-cubicle empowerment,” and the sad fate of men who have “a cunty controlling bitch of a wife.”
I could literally spend the rest of the day providing more examples of “cunt” usage from Roosh and his friends from his two main blogs. If I started searching his forum as well, I suspect I could be at it for the entire week.
In other words, I’m pretty sure Roosh has heard the word before.
Were any woman to post a police report like the statement posted by Roosh, she would quickly be accused of “damseling” and worse by dozens if not hundreds of MRAs and PUAs and other assorted misogynistic woman-pesterers online.
And they’d call her a cunt, as well.
Oh, come on, Roosh. An experienced alpha such as yourself should know that throwing drinks on you and swearing at you is just a shit test. It looks like you failed it big time.
Weirwoodtreehugger
Wtf is that Rubio bs? LMFAO.
@Buttercup
Your poster is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. It’s glorious.
@hipsterterminator
Thx for that informative video. TL;didn’t watch the whole thing. But I saw a lot of Ukrainian disapproval of Roosh. And I was fascinated by how upbeat and flirtatious he was. I’ll bet he wiped twice when getting ready for this show. In his photos he’s often dour. (And I suspect he’s insufficiently wiped.)
@alaisvex
Ha, ha! Yeah, he failed the shit test (so to speak; see above). Shoulda tried harder, Roosh!
@RoscoeTCat
I’m so sorry to hear about the passing of your cat, Callie. I’ve been through it myself. I still talk to them.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/y3PWaHz.gif
TOO AMERICAN. TOO AMERICAN.
@RoscoeTCat: So sorry. My heart goes out to you.
That’s pretty much the ling and short of it, Ibis. The police open an investigation and see if there is grounds for pressing charges’ based on that they make their recommendations to the crown. Roosh is trying to get his oompa loompas to be more discrete in their doxing efforts, but doubtlessly there is enough evidence against them as it is. I wonder if these women didn’t shut down their accounts on advice from their lawyers.
@RoscoeTCat
Oh, you poor baby. It gets better, I promise. The second anniversary just makes you misty eyed.
The pushback in Toronto is in the works now:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1627142600878691/
So Roosh gets beer in his face and runs to the cops? Neomasculinity, ladies and gentlemen.
Didn’t realize it was possible for an alpha to be seduced, doesn’t that mean he wasn’t in control? Wouldn’t that make him a beta or a cuck?
Also, really like the totals for the two change.org petitions about Roosh:
The anti-Roosh is 41,800+ and climbing
The pro Roosh is 32.
Think it says a lot about the real world effectiveness of the two groups.
@brian
IANAL, but having had to escort a couple of my friends through their legal troubles, I read a lot.
Roosh says he accused her of aggravated assault – I cannot see any way that passes the laugh test, even if he is using the “she threatened to set me on fire” side of things.
I do think the beer attack and even the pursuing him back to the residence do classify as assault, technically, but then a sharp poke to the chest or a punch that doesn’t connect can be called assault. It’s a very broad term so that it can be applied flexibly. (They found when they spelled the rules out too specifically, douchebags would find ways to be “technically not committing assault” when they wanted to screw with people. This made the law change to something more flexible.)
The last part is whether or not pouring beer on someone is battery, and I think it technically is since there was contact of beer to wig.
So what’s the worst than can happen?
First off, “aggravated assault” – 268. (1) Every one commits an aggravated assault who wounds, maims, disfigures or endangers the life of the complainant.
So no, not aggravated assault and I can’t even imagine what made him think it was. I know Roosh is kind of frail in ego, but I didn’t realize he was so frail of body beer actually wounded or maimed him.
As for assault, sentencing works as follows: “266. Every one who commits an assault is guilty of
(a) an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years; or
(b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.”
So the absolute worst case scenario is they decide it is an indictable offense and give her the maximum, 5 years.
However, that is astronomically unlikely in any universe outside of the ROK forum’s fevered imaginings. I am already amazed they didn’t laugh him out of the room. Say they decide that unlike almost every night in Montreal where someone has a drink poured on them, they will actually press an assault charge, it would most likely be a “summary judgement” as above. That means there is no trial, they just investigate and let the judge assign a penalty – the maximum penalty for a summary conviction offence is a sentence of 6 months of imprisonment, a fine of $5,000 or both.
So I would say the absolute upper limit is 6 months in prison and a fine of $5,000. How any judge would come to the conclusion that is reasonable is utterly beyond me. I would suspect at most they would fine her a hundred bucks and tell her not to interact with Roosh again.
Oh, and Roosh has misidentified the woman who “seduced” him. In the videos of the demonstration, there was a woman the ROK forum thought was hot. They then stalked her facebook and noticed she had heard where he was and that people were keeping an eye out for him. Since obviously it wouldn’t do for a master PUA to be seduced by anyone less than “the hot one” among the evil feminists, he put up on his twitter that she was the evil harpy.
Which means yes, RooshV is such a master seducer and reader of women that he can’t even tell which one is which. After all, if women are just replaceable sex-toys, you can’t possibly expect to recognize one from another.
He’s really kind of pitiful, isn’t he?
Nope, you’re correct. Every last one of them is pro-death penalty, at least in my experience, and most of them are pro-police brutality too. That’s one of the reasons why “Pro-life” is a major misnomer (I usually use “Anti-choice” or “Forced-birth” for accuracy’s sake).
I would just want to point out here that the first image on the link-the alleged police report-is, as it appears blindingly obvious for anyone who have ever read a single word of French (this excludes Roosh and his fans obviously), a…
…fun factoid identification card for a fictive police bear for kids….
OMG, that fuzzy puppy on that itty-bitty couch…I may pass out from all the squee!
As for Roosh’s vapors about “eat my cunt”…that’s hilarious. He thinks women ARE cunts, but when one of them asserts that she is a person who owns hers, and sarcastically commands him to perform cunnilingus? Oh my stars and garters, she danced out of line! Roosh may never recover from the shock!
Such a delicate manflower.
“She complimented my beard and general attractiveness”
Alleged drink tosser ? Did you see the video – it’s not alleged at all – is fact.
Snuffy
I clicked on that tweet and read the responses by that “jasonearth” guy. He’s reeeeally trying to sell the violence and “criminal assault” bit.
@ Canadian
Thanks for pointing that out. That’s amazing, I don’t speak French, but I can see, date of birth, weight, species–species? for a police report on an assault? Turns out Flik is a polar bear.
That’s a link in an imgur image of the the “report” so you don’t have to visit the site.There’s an image of a cartoon bear as a watermark.
Or the image itself…
That is the best thing ever.
The bear’s favorite meal is a sardine sandwich with blueberry jam.
@Tess, yeah apparently having a beer thrown on you makes you immune to all criticism!
Also it seems the Roosh event didn’t even take place and that the hotel cancelled on them once they recognized him. @the_conu (Concordia University account) elaborates in the replies to that tweet that that the person who snuck in confirms it got cancelled and that they’ll post a full interview later. (I sincerely hope they got audio or photos, more popcorn!)
https://twitter.com/the_conu/status/630792706428674048/photo/1
“The bear’s favorite meal is a sardine sandwich with blueberry jam.”
It is so critically important to police work to know dietary preferences.