In the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, one perplexed alpha male thinks he may have irrevocably broken his sex thing’s vagina hole by accidentally talking about relationship stuff with her.
While most of the respondents suggested that maybe he should just chill out a little, because jesus fucking christ, one seemed to think that women could consciously cause their vaginas to dry up out of spite.
![TattedGuyser 10 points 3 days ago Once an incident, twice a coincidence and three times a pattern. Chill out a bit. Have you never had whiskey dick before? I sure have and it sucks, but it definitely doesn't mean I'm impotent. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]FRedington -1 points 2 days ago Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; thrice is hostile action.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rphostilevag.png?resize=532%2C204&ssl=1)
Then again if I had a vagina I’m pretty sure it would be sewing itself shut right now.
H/T — Thanks, r/thebluepill!
Maybe it is just me, but are there any other Brits on here who can’t hear the word ‘pussy’ without thinking about Mrs Slocum and giggling?
“Thrice is hostile action”, lmfao. What is it when it happens four times, then? A declaration of war?
…What even is with those people?
But I wonder if the woman in question knows he’s talking about her vagina on the internet.
It’s true. Pussies hate being wet.
I can’t think of any response other than, “God, these people.”
I want to comment but I don’t want to talk about another person’s genitals when they aren’t involved in the discussion. It just feels a bit rude to me.
On the other hand, YES! @Alan, it did make me think of Mrs. Slocum’s pussy. I love ‘Are You Being Served?’!
This is some grade A creepy shit right here, served up warm on a plate of moderate to severe disgust with a side of A Bit of Puke. Who even are these people, how do they function in any social context without kidnapping women then promptly being arrested for being complete jackasses.
Yep. Because it’s not possible that it naturally changes throughout her cycle, or that he skipped the foreplay this time, or that she wasn’t feeling well, or that she doesn’t actually exist. Clearly, the answer is superhuman vagina control.
Be careful, dude. If you push her any further, she’ll telekinetically stop her own heart, or perhaps magically make her head fall off!
“women could consciously cause their vaginas to dry up out of spite.”
Of course we can. We’re magical.
P.S. That sentence had me howling. These MRA fellows are almost funny in their ridiculousness.
I like that he assumes she came “as usual”? I mean…you know….because he’s a sex god and yeah…he’s never NOT made a girl cum. Yeah cowboy…you go on believing that, I’m gonna say there’s likely a reason she wasn’t satisfactorily moist for his tastes and it came down to his lack of skill or attention and she’s been a compassionate actor.
Lubricating one’s vagina on cue must be part of advanced level of Kegels.
Day of the cycle, medications (e.g. antihistamines), illness, can all cause a women to not have the same amount of secretions as “usual.”
But, holy shit these guys can really makes some amazing jumps to conclusions. Just…wow. I would like to say that a lesson in human anatomy and physiology may fix them, but I don’t think so. Just too much voluntary stupid to overcome.
Oh, the stupid…oh so much stupid…
You know, he could have asked her. There could have been actual reasons for the dryness, which he could also have looked up later. But no, then he might find out that maybe he wasn’t turning her on.
“…women could consciously cause their vaginas to dry up out of spite.”
Yeah, I think that was the discussion we had last week in that secret meeting. Y’know, that meeting to spite those who know jack sprat about women’s anatomy. Or something.
I still do not know where these guys come up with these mysterious powers that we don’t have. Now we have va-jay-jays that magically go dry like the Sahara desert? Not due to any natural bodily changes? Just… “POOF, IT’S DRY!”?
Like… WHAT?!
So he has a question about vaginas, and naturally he consults with a bunch of People Without Vaginas.
The problem is that this is the usual way that dudes learn about women. Oh, I forgot — they also learn about sex from porn, because porn is SO realistic.
Should have added: gawd, he could have at least looked it up on WebMD.
Correlation is not causation.
But, of course, trying to explain that to this dipstick would be like trying to explain how to play Pokemon to my cat.
NEWS FLASH: REDDITOR DOESN’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOW VAGINAS WORK
Oh…oh, wait. This ISN’T news? Huh, you’re right. Welp, I guess we’ll move to a more relevant story, like the sky is blue and bears shitting in the woods.
Criticism is oppression and not getting wet is hostile action.
Thinnest….skin…..ever.
Ignorant beliefs on how women anatomy works is common outside of Reddit too.
I’m actually somewhat impressed that he even knows the difference between a wet vagina and a ‘dry as fuck’ vagina.
…I just assumed he wouldn’t care either way.
And vaginas also possess a well-known ability to become “baginas” – like Mary Poppins’ magical bag from which an endless variety of things can be pulled out of. (sarc.)
So this one found a young woman willing to have sex with him, but he still hasn’t figured out how the ladyparts work? I’ve long assumed that a redpillian (autocorrect keeps trying to change that to reptilian, which would be an insult to reptiles!) would see it as an affront to his ego and manliness if a woman were to give some ‘direction’ in hopes that sex would become more than a jack-hammering and god forbid, enjoyable on her end. But is it too hard to look for some info from a better source than the guys who have gone their own way without ever seeing a real live vagina up close much less had sex!? For such ‘smart’ individuals, they sure are dumb.
@Alice,
True, but the ignorance concentration is higher on Reddit than in the general population.
So, I’ve been wondering for a while if David actually has to wade through page after page of this kind of nonsense to find the stuff he posts here or if just opens up any of the MRA sites, picks a post at random and voila, blog post at WHTM.
berdache, sometimes I have to wade,other times, bam, I find something right away. It’s extreeeeeemely easy to find horrible stuff; it’s a bit harder to find stuff that’s horrible in an interesting way.